Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    是我@娱乐大魔王我本人@HenB_seki我，可云本云[ok]
[Is my big devil king I am @ HenB_seki I @ entertainment, can cloud the cloud [ok]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪新闻客户端：
    #枕边时刻#假期已过，你最不舍的是______ tRshbLg ​
[# # bed time holiday is over, you dont give up the most is... tRshbLg]

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汽车之家：
    #夜福利#钢炮阵营新成员，奔驰AMG A ​
[# # night welfare GangBao camp new members, Mercedes AMG A]

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冷笑话精选：
    心动是一种什么样的体验
_______________________ ​
[Echocardiography is a what kind of experience < br > _______________________]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小野妹子学吐槽：
    好的[小仙女]@爽子煮风早是线：还有💰 也不会背叛
[好的[小仙女]@爽子煮风早是线：还有💰 YeBuHuiBeiPan]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪汽车：
    #交通万象#【“百度告诉我加点水”！轿车半路没油，司机信偏方把水当油加[允悲]】月日，湖北黄梅县，一辆轿车停在应急车道上。司机称，自己车子没油了，上网查了后发现可以加水当油，便加了升水，结果发现车不能开，又叫拖车拖到加油站加了升油，结果车子在高速上抛锚了…tEhjBvMo ​
[# # traffic vientiane 【 baidu told me some water! car halfway without oil, the driver believe folk prescription add water when the oil [allow sad]] month day, huangmei county of hubei province, a car parked in the emergency lane. Driver, said his car had no oil, the Internet and found can add water when the oil, then add the premium, the results showed that the car cant open, also called a liter trailer towed to the petrol station, the results the car broke down on the motorway... tEhjBvMo]

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冷笑话精选：
    “很久以前，人类不过是一群野蛮的生物，只知道’啊啰啰啰啰’拿着石头捕猎，过着朝不保夕的日子。是我们，让他们学会刀耕火种，成为乖顺的宠物……”是谁！如此狂妄，#天猫超级品类日#的这支广告真是脑洞大开，“米”之洗脑～最后竟然还有超级大彩蛋！看完你一定会转发。tEhmGQsc ​
[Once upon a time, humans are a group of savage creatures, however, only know oh hello hello hello hello hunting with stone, days a precarious existence. Plantation is our, let them learn and become as pet... Who is it! So arrogant, # # days super cat category of the ADs imagination, m brainwashing ~ finally and super large eggs! See you will be forwarded. tEhmGQsc]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪新闻客户端：
    【华谊兄弟回应偷逃税款：与演员签署合同均合法】范冰冰案尘埃落定，崔永元曝华谊兄弟存违法行为一事仍未有所定论。月日，就是否偷逃税款等相关事宜，华谊兄弟回复投资者称：一直遵守法律法规，并依法及时缴纳相关税费，公司依法对不实信息的发布、传播者追究法律责任>>tEhuzkir ​
[【 huayi brothers in response to tax evasion sign the contract with actors all legal 】 the dust settles, fan bingbing case cui yongyuan revealed huayi brothers save illegal behavior has yet to be decided. Month, whether tax evasion and other related matters, huayi brothers reply investors said always abide by the laws and regulations, and timely pay the relevant taxes in accordance with the company in accordance with the law of false information release, shall be investigated for legal responsibility communicators > > tEhuzkir]

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猫扑：
    #游客乱扔垃圾引斗殴#【游客泸沽湖乱扔垃圾村民劝阻引发斗殴 一名游客手部脱臼】月日云南丽江泸沽湖景区内，游客与当地村民大打出手。据悉，因游客陈某等在游玩时乱丢垃圾，当地村民在劝阻时与游客发生争吵进而引发打架。双方不同程度受伤，名游客手部脱臼、其余轻微伤。目前案件正在进一步办理中...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # tourists littering led fight [visitors lugu lake litter villagers dissuade causing fights A tourist hand dislocated 】, yunnan lijiang lugu lake scenic area, tourists and local villagers. It is reported, for tourists such as XXL littering when play, local villagers have quarrels with tourists to dissuade causing fights. Both injured, tourists hand dislocated, and the rest of the minor injury. The case is further dealt with in... The full text m. eibo]

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知乎：
    卫生间有什么美观又实用的装修方式？👉tEhmFRN ​
[卫生间有什么美观又实用的装修方式？👉tEhmFRN​]

发现更大的世界

小野妹子学吐槽：
    这也太惨了[doge]
[Its too miserable [doge]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷：
    弹幕比剧好看 #橙红年代#【求婚大作战】全剧最浪漫、最有创意的求婚场面有没有感动到你？快来看看出自谁手吧[笑而不语]光哥不但当得了保安、卖得了烤串、开得了沙场，如今又多了“求婚策划”这项技能[笑而不语]PS：是“娃娃”，不是“蛙蛙”[笑而不语] @William威廉陈伟霆 tEhmBCv ​
[Barrage than play nice orange # # s 【 】 proposal against the proposed performed the most romantic, the most creative scene have moved to you? Come and have a look at who hand [smiling without a word] light elder brother not only when good security, sell good roast string, battlefield, can drive now propose plot was the more skills [smiling without a word] PS is baby, not frog frog [smiling without a word] @ William William William tEhmBCv]

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【#靳东影视天地 管理员道歉#】近日，靳东官方粉丝团认证号“靳东影视天地”转发了一条王凯参加献血活动的微博且言语措辞不当。日，靳东影视天地称此次事件为涉事管理者个人行为，并表示对该管理已撤职处理且永不再录用，诚挚道歉并将严肃整顿，但有网友质疑其未向受害者道歉>>tEhmQIzt ​
[【 # JinDong film world administrators apologize # 】 recently, JinDong official fan club certification number JinDong movie heaven and earth forwarding a wang to participate in blood donation activities of weibo poor wording and words. Heaven and earth, JinDong film called the incident involved managers individual behavior, and said to the management has sacked processing and never hired, sincere apology and serious rectification, but some question its not apologize to the victim > > tEhmQIzt]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪汽车：
    #微博交通台# 【[话筒]明天起 北京机动车限行尾号更换】国庆节后开车上班记得看是否限行！自年月日至年月日，星期一至星期五限行机动车车牌尾号分别为：和、和、和、和、和。届时，与北京限号规则一致的地区也将同步轮换。最新限号日历转发收藏↓↓↓ ​​
[# # weibo communication radio [[microphone] tomorrow Beijing motor vehicle restrictions and private replace 】 drive to work after the National Day remember to see whether the limit line! Since (date) (month) (year) to (date) (month) (year), Monday to Friday limit line motor vehicle license plate tail number is respectively and, and, and, and, and. At the appointed time, consistent with Beijing limit rule # areas will also be synchronous rotation. The latest limited number calendar forward collection left left left]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。