2018年10月26日星期五

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冷笑话精选:
    收了!练起来[加油]
[Charge! Practice up [go]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

冷笑话精选:
    泪目[泪]@治愈系心理学[赞]很棒的混剪
[Tears eye [who] [] tears @ healing psychology great mix cut]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

汽车之家:
    #夜福利#实力偶像 势不可挡 AMG G ~ ​
[# # night welfare strength idol overwhelming AMG G ~]

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优酷:
    #酷酷日爆社##完美的餐厅#翻蛋翻车了?明明就是锅不听话!看我们棒棒的小贾同学,换口乖乖的锅不就成了嘛。给小贾@jjjustin 同学鼓掌~[doge][doge] ​
[# # # perfect cool day blasting club # egg turning overturned the dining room? Yao is the pot not obedient! See we stick jia classmates, in the mouth the darling of the pan is not. To jia @ jjjustin students applaud ~ [doge] [doge]]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【姑娘学抖音卖花搭讪小哥被强亲,双方扭打进派出所[吃惊]】月日,杭州。罗姑娘与朋友去酒吧,见卖花男子花滞销,与朋友打赌谁先帮卖出。随后遇男子申某,便学抖音里卖花搭讪,反被申某强亲。她一气之下与闺蜜找他算账,双方群殴,事后双方被带进派出所↓↓↓tEZaOg ​
[The girl learn trill flower chat up little brother is strong, both wrestled into the police station [surprised]] month day, hangzhou. ROM the girl go to the pub with friends, see flower man unsalable, bet with friends who help sell first. Then meet man a, then learn the trill flower line, was a strong kiss. She chews and girlfriends to find his accounts, both sides ou, after both sides was taken into police station left left left tEZaOg down down down]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

一只不会说话的蘑菇:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

新浪新闻客户端:
    【岁男子跟踪初三女生一星期:想骑车送送她,交个朋友[费解]】月日,河南郑州,一岁男子跟踪初三女生周,索要手机号和微信号,被家长逮个正着,男子称想“骑车送送她,并交个朋友”。民警对男子进行批评,让他写下保证书,保证不再跟踪,并赔偿.万精神损失。tEZoNQP ​
[【 old man tracking grade girls in a week would you like to ride a bike to send her, hand over a friend [difficult]] month day, henan zhengzhou, old man tracking grade girl weeks, asking for a phone number and small signal, was caught by parents, men said to rides up to send her, and make friends. Civilian police to criticism of man, let him write guarantee, ensure that no longer tracking, and compensation. All spiritual loss. tEZoNQP]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

平安北京:
    【公安机关成功缉捕余名网贷平台非法集资外逃嫌犯】 月日,一架从泰国曼谷起飞的中国民航包机抵达广州白云机场,名外逃经济犯罪嫌疑人被集中押解回国,其中包括涉嫌非法吸收公众存款的“佰亿猫”案主要犯罪嫌疑人王某军,涉嫌集资诈骗的“牛牛通宝”案主要犯罪嫌疑人詹某朋等网贷平台非法集资...全文: m.weibo ​
[The public security organ to find success over illegal network platform loan financing flight suspect 】 month day, chartered a plane taking off from Bangkok, Thailand, China civil aviation arrived at guangzhou baiyun airport, the flight economic criminal suspects were sent home, including the suspected of illegal absorb public deposits hundred million cat main suspects wang mou, niuniu TongBao suspected of fund-raising fraud case main suspects zhan some friends and other network platform for illegal fund-raising loan... The full text m. eibo]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    @tbbtter当时的他是最好的他,后来的我是最好的我。最好的我们之间隔了一整个青春。 只愿在对的时间,遇到对的人吧[心]
[@ tbbtter he is the best at that time, then I am the best of me. The best theres a whole youth between us. Only at the right time, meet the right person, please [heart]]

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但斌:
    要感谢国家曾救过你!如果当时不救市,估计年不会到点就起来,点是否能保得住都不得而知?!

备注: 【五大救市基金清盘提上日程 浮盈亿】今日华夏新经济、嘉实新机遇、南方消费活力披露三季报,与前两日易方达瑞惠、招商丰庆操作一致,正式宣告大救市基金全部清仓赎回。同时,只基...全文: m.weibo ​

[Thanks to the country had saved you! If we had not rescue, it is estimated that shouldnt be up to point, can point security are unknown or not? ! < br > < br > note the five big bail-out fund liquidation agenda gains million 】 huaxia new economy today, harvest new opportunities, southern consumption energy disclosed three quarterly reports, and two days before e rui hui, merchants FengQing consistent operation, to officially declare all big bail-out fund redemption clearance. At the same time, only the base... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

天猫:
    天猫是不是跑出国了?买进口货上@天猫国际 就好啦!#天猫离家出走# #世界越来越精彩#——猫还没回来,本条来自代班小编的日常social[喵喵]
[Tmall run to go abroad? Buy imports on @ day international cat! The cat ran away from home # # # days more and more wonderful world # - cat hasnt come back, this article from the small make up daily generation class socialmeow meow]

天猫,阿里巴巴集团旗下网站,亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 :tmall 【客服电话】

但斌:
    @股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车:
    #交通万象#【大快人心!陕西洋县一货车追尾后,家长带孩子哄抢橘子,人被行拘!】月日,陕西洋县,一辆满载橘子的货车发生追尾事故,车主就地售卖橘子,竟有家长带孩子来哄抢。车主称当天卖了吨,只收到九千元,而这些橘子价值八万多元。[话筒]当地警方通报称,有人因盗窃桔子已被行拘。...全文: m.weibo ​
[Greatly # traffic vientiane # 【! Shaanxi ocean county after a truck rear-ended, parents with children plunder orange, people have been arrested!] Month, shaanxi ocean county, a truck full of oranges collision occurs, the owner on the selling oranges, have parents with children to plunder. Owners say the sold tons, only received nine thousand yuan, and these oranges value eighty thousand yuan. [microphone], local police said some orange line has been arrested for theft. ... The full text m. eibo]

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但斌:
    @股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @股道热肠也@宋医生投资分享@刘煜辉lyhfhtx过去四十年,家里兴旺主要靠两个孩子干活,一个是市长书记,GDP竞赛;一个是民营经济。另一个孩子好吃懒做,游手好闲。如果那两干活的孩子同时歇菜,家长光宠着那游👋好闲的,这家还怎么过呢
[@ good Joe fields is also @ song investment share @ Liu Yuhui lyhfhtx over the past forty years, and prosperity depend mainly on two children working in the home, one is the secretary of the mayor, GDP competition; One is the private economy. Another child lazy and idle. 如果那两干活的孩子同时歇菜,家长光宠着那游👋好闲的,这家还怎么过呢]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

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