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    日常迷信🙏@黄囍喜🙏🙏🙏
[日常迷信🙏@黄囍喜🙏🙏🙏]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

优酷：
    假如有一天我们重逢，我唯一的心愿是——我希望他不幸福，至少不要过得比我幸福。
兜兜转转这么多年，原来你还在这里！
@杨子姗 @韩东君ElvisHan @李程彬 @苏青 @蓝盈莹Lyric @MIC檀健次JC-T @李兰迪 @演员胡先煦 @李庚希Teresa @演员边程
tEZRKh ​
[If one day we meet again, my only wish is, I hope he is not happy, at least dont have a happy than I am. < br > around for so many years, so you still here! < br > @ Yang Zishan @ Han Dongjun ElvisHan @ Li Chengbin @ qing su ying Lyric @ @ blue company JC - MIC TanJian time T @ Li Landi @ actor Hu Xianxu @ Li Geng when Teresa @ actor BianCheng < br > tEZRKh]

卢健生：
    有幸出席香港足球总会午宴，请来前皇马及阿森纳名宿，克罗地亚名将，曾在世界盃七场进六球取得金靴奖，今年俄罗斯世界盃以克罗地亚足总会长身份带领球队取得亚军的苏加先生，作现场分享。他强调青训的重要，鼓励我们小时不停努力工作奋斗，去提升足球水平。 tzWefiw ​
[Had the opportunity to attend the luncheon, the Hong Kong football association invited the former real Madrid and Arsenal legend, Croatia, who in the World Cup golden boot six goals in seven matches, Russia this years World Cup as a Croatian football association chairman Mr Su and finishes second team, share live. He emphasized the importance of youth, to encourage us hours to work hard struggle, to enhance the level of football. tzWefiw]

Z CAM, CEO

ZAKER：
    【叶璇被列入失信人名单成“老赖” 被发限制消费令】根据媒体梳理，叶璇因 年前对一网友进行人身攻击而遭到起诉，败诉后法院判决叶璇要删除相关微博并道歉。

然而，叶璇不服从判决并拒绝执行。日前，上海市徐汇区法院向知名演员、主持人叶璇发出限制消费令。叶璇成了 老赖 后，到目前仍然未履行...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 wai is dishonest people list into LaoLai by limiting consumption can leave 】 according to the media, wai for years ago to personal attacks and prosecution of a net friend, losing wai after the courts decision to remove the related weibo and apologized. < br > < br > however, wai dont obey the verdict and refused to perform. Recently, the Shanghai xuhui district court sent famous actors, host wai to limit consumption. Wai became LaoLai, until now still did not fulfil... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷：
    #火星情报局##火星回来了#听说离别的苦涩影响了地球人的幸福感？薛副局长@薛之谦 “套装成瘾”——火星告别仪式，沈梦辰@沈梦辰 变身女一号，和薛之谦现场搞笑演绎生死离别！
tEZxeWm ​
[# # # # Mars cia Mars back heard that parting bitter has affected the earth peoples happiness? Deputy director xue @ memory addiction set - Mars farewell ceremony, Shen Mengchen @ Shen Mengchen turns into a female one, and my show the scene funny deduce life and death to leave! < br > tEZxeWm]

微博时尚：
    @黄圣依 受邀亮相好友甄子丹新品发布会，简单利落的荷叶边礼服搭配系带高跟鞋出镜，清爽利落的短发显露迷人肩线，举手投足尽显优雅灵动。 ​
[@ Eva huang invited appearance friend donnie yen announcement of a new, simple and agile ruffled dress collocation with high heels, relaxed and agile hair show charming shoulder line, all show elegant clever gestures. ​]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

猫扑：
    【大妈公交车上抢道掌掴小学生 遭指责后脱鞋袜坐地耍赖】月日，河北石家庄一大妈在上公交车时，嫌前面的小学年级女生挡路，一巴掌扇到小女孩脸上。司机和乘客们纷纷谴责，大妈不仅不道歉，还坐在车上脱掉鞋袜耍赖。最终，民警赶到现场将大妈带到派出所。@时间视频 tEZXhgtj ​
[【 Boyle bus hog slap pupil was accused sit here to take off the shoes and socks away 】 after month, hebei shijiazhuang a aunt when on the bus, too in front of the primary school grade girl is in the way, a friend slapped to the little girls face. The driver and the passengers are condemning, aunt not only dont apologize, also took off his shoes and socks play to depend on car. In the end, the police rushed to the scene to aunt brought to the police station. @ time video tEZXhgtj]

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南方都市报：
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小野妹子学吐槽：
    岛国热卖的“真·内增高垫”，用医疗硅胶制成，直接穿在袜子里面，这次即使脱鞋进屋了，也不会露马脚，依然还是高个...堪称增高手术级别的作弊，非常需要了[允悲][允悲][允悲] ​
[Island hot increased within the true, made from medical silica gel, wear in socks, even take off their shoes in this time, also wont show the cloven foot, still tall... Increased in operation level of cheating, very need to [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【重庆#妇女砍伤多名儿童#：被抓获时遭市民围打】月日重庆。巴南一妇女持刀砍伤新世纪幼儿园名学生，被抓获时遭围打。警方通报称，师生系在园外做操返程时遇袭，保安与教师控制住该妇女。伤者随即被送医，目前，案情正在进一步调查当中。tEZXJocI ​
[【 chongqing # # women cut many children when being captured by people playing around] date of chongqing. Barnum a woman with a knife cuts kindergarten students in the new century, when captured by playing. Notified the police, according to the teachers and students is outside the garden exercises return when the attack, security and control the women teachers. The injured were immediately sent medical, at present, the case is under further investigation. tEZXJocI]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪汽车：
    #大V侃车# 有一款车，设计前卫、运动性能还不差，还将推出搭载.T发动机的车型，土屋圭市说它好！你觉得它好不好？[doge][doge]猛戳视频↓↓看@吴佩@Factory工作室 如何调侃领克[米奇比心]tEZszPZ ​
[# # V kan big car, a car design halfback, sports performance is not bad, will also be running. T engine models, hut city says it is good! Do you think it ok? [doge] [doge] stab video left left see how @ Wu Pei @ Factory studio speech brought down grams [mickey than heart] tEZszPZ]

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新浪新闻客户端：
    【时隔五年，中日重启货币互换】中国央行：经国务院批准，年月日，中国人民银行与日本银行签署了中日双边本币互换协议，协议规模为亿元人民币亿日元，协议有效期三年，经双方同意可以展期。授权中国银行东京分行任日本人民币业务清算行。#日本首先安倍晋三访华# ​
[After five years, sino-japanese restart currency swap of the peoples bank of China approved by the state council, (date) (month) (year), the peoples bank of China signed a bilateral currency swap agreements with the bank of Japan, the scale of agreement for RMB one hundred million yen, the agreement is valid for three years, can be extended by mutual consent. Authorized bank of China Tokyo branch as the clearing bank for RMB business in Japan. # # shinzo Abe, Japans first visit to China]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

刘彦斌：
    大消费群体正在进行消费升级！稳中向好！观望！ ​
[Large consumer groups are upgrading consumption! Stability of positive! Wait and see! ​]

新浪汽车：
    #车圈新闻#【深圳宣布提前实施国六，二手车“只能出不能进”】近日，深圳发布了将于年月日实施汽车国六排放标准的有关新规定，该政策比政府原计划不仅提前了半年，而且其区域上牌政策不仅规定了新车必须满足国六排放标准，二手车从外省迁入，也要必须满足国六排放。这也就意味着，深圳的二手车只...全文： m.weibo ​
[# #.so news [shenzhen announced early implementation of the six, used cars only not into 】 recently, shenzhen issued will be on (date) (month) (year) car emissions of six countries about the new regulations, the policy is not only for half a year in advance, than the government planned and its regional registration policy not only provides new cars must meet the six emissions standards, used cars from other provinces into, also must satisfy the six emissions. And what this means is that shenzhen used cars only... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    尊重舞台很真实了，现在的爱豆其实都很有偶像自觉性
[Respect the stage very real, now love beans actually are idols self-consciousness]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。