冷笑话精选:
太真实了@阿体很优秀:在线等,怎么能让我老板看到这篇总结
[Too real @ the body is very good, online, etc., this article summarizes how can let my boss see]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
青年时报:
【岁父亲为了儿子婚礼连续三四天没睡好,婚礼前一天头痛欲裂倒下了……】张大伯今年岁,嵊州人。一个多星期前的下午,大约是点半,他突然感觉到自己有些头晕,想着可能是因为这段时间忙着筹备儿子的婚礼,连续三四天没睡好觉,太累了。最后,在婚礼前一天,他突然头晕头痛得厉害,被送到了医院…...全文: m.weibo
[The old father to sons wedding for three or four days didnt sleep well, the day before the wedding a splitting headache down anymore... Zhang Dabo years old this year, shengzhou. More than a week ago in the afternoon, about half past, he suddenly feel some dizzy, think it may be because this paragraph of time busy with the wedding and for three or four days didnt sleep well, too tired. Finally, the day before the wedding, he suddenly got a bad headache dizziness, was sent to the hospital... ... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
#美食时刻# 冬天来煮一道健康暖暖的水果茶吧~~~(冷热都好喝)
[# # food moments warm in the winter to cook a healthy fruit tea ~ ~ ~ (cold and hot drink)]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
青年时报:
【不满驾考新规,教练竟网购“神器”导致驾考中心系统屡次故障!】这两年去考驾照的市民都知道,新驾考《大纲》规定,培训里程不少于公里。不过,为了达到这公里,有教练动起了歪脑筋……去年月日,富阳场口驾校中心一名软件工程师和浙江维尔科技有限公司向场口派出所报案称,有教练利用“跑...全文: m.weibo
[【 discontent driving test the new rules, coach online artifact lead to driving test center system repeatedly fault!] These two years to citizens know, drivers license test new driving exam outline regulation, training of not less than kilometers. However, in order to achieve the km in coach still played a crooked brains... To (date) (month) (year), fuyang field driving center, science and technology co., LTD., a software engineer and zhejiang to the match, according to the police station with coaches use run... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端:
#美食时刻#【番茄滑蛋牛肉】番茄炒蛋人人会做,如果加点牛柳就更出彩。@传说中的李-强 将牛肉稍许腌制一下,就能紧锁肉汁,加入一些蛋液也可以让口感加倍滑嫩。这一碗酸酸甜甜、滋味浓郁的汤汁还可以拌饭,特别开胃![给你小心心]tEZQsE
[# # food moments tomato slide egg beef tomato scrambled eggs 】 everyone would do, if add some beef is more give prize. @ the legendary lee is strong Will be slightly salted beef, can lock the gravy, add some eggs can make double tender taste. A bowl of sour sweet taste, rich broth of also can be mixed with rice, particularly appetizing! Give you heart carefully tEZQsE]
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小野妹子学吐槽:
#我要的C位不止一位# 年起,出国归来,每个人购买的免税商品限额只有块,代购这个词也许就从我们的生活中消失了,不过有了 @天猫国际 再也不需要代购了。而且这个双,天猫国际整理了一份妙物C位团的清单,双必买。剁手党们还在等什么,赶紧戳戳戳,加入购物车
tEzNTmJ
[# I want to C # more than one year, returned from abroad, everyone to buy duty-free limit only block, act as purchasing agency this word may be disappeared from our lives, but have a @ Tmall international no longer need to buy on sbs behalf. And the double Tmall international compiled a list of wonderful things C a regiment, double will buy. Shopaholic in also etc. What, hurriedly poke, poke, poke, add to cart < br > tEzNTmJ]
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猫扑:
【送你大红包要不要?】抽中红包的秘诀可能就是要坚持吧[给你小心心]记得每天在手机淘宝里输入淘密令【一起吸欧气】,或着复制淘口令¥XbgDv¥ ,能抽次哦!!
[【 send you big red do you want? To smoke in a red envelope may be the secret of stick to [give you heart carefully] remember every day in the mobile phone taobao order input tao, together with the gas absorption 】 【 XbgDv RMB $or copy for passwords, can take out time!! ]
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汽车之家:
#家人帮家人#@波段之友:“本人二胎家庭,想入手一台底盘和头部空间要比轿车高,后排宽敞舒适的车,尤其是后排中座柔软有头枕,价格万内,求跨界车,旅行车或MPV推荐。”
[# @ # family help family friends of the band I two-child family, think of a chassis and head space is higher than cars, car rear capacious and comfortable, especially in the back seat headrest, soft prices within, crossovers, station wagon or MPV recommended. ]
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冷笑话精选:
硬核玩家[允悲]@心里有很多小九九 卧槽关键是她看起来很困,很像真的
[Hardcore players [allow sad] @! The key is in the mind have many career day she looks very sleepy, like really]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
平安北京:
【汽车进水如何逃生?请转发这段救命视频让更多人看到!】#重庆公交车坠江事故# 令人心痛![泪]极端天气、意外遇险,车辆被困深水怎么办?科学实验模拟汽车落水环境,教你如何抓住秒黄金时间自救。“推不开门砸车窗,水压平衡快逃亡”,牢记这条口诀!希望用不到,但你要知道!tEZPS
[How to escape the water [car? Please forward this help video for more people to see! # # sank jiang chongqing bus accident it hurts! Tears of extreme weather, accident in distress, the vehicles were trapped deep water? The water environment science experiment simulation cars, to teach you how to seize the second gold time to save his life. Do not open the door to hit the window, the water pressure balance fast escape, bear in mind that this formula! Wont want to use, but you have to know! tEZPS]
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南方都市报:
【重庆坠江公交撞车正面视频曝光!又找到一具遗体】日上午,一辆公交车在重庆市万州区长江二桥与小车相撞后坠江。经公安机关走访调查并综合接报警情况,初步核实失联人员人,其中,包含公交车驾驶员人。当时一辆路过车辆的行车记录仪正面拍到事发经过。正面视频显示,迎面而来的公交车突然越过实...全文: m.weibo
[【 chongqing sank jiang bus crash positive video exposure! Find a body 】 morning, a bus in wanzhou district in chongqing Yangtze river bridge and the car collision fall river. By the public security organ visiting survey and comprehensive alarm situation, the preliminary verification lost in personnel, which contains the bus driver. When a passing vehicles of vehicle traveling data recorder positive photographed after the incident. Positive video display, the oncoming bus suddenly over the real... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷:
#双狂欢夜# 是什么让#尤长靖[超话]# 尤宝一脸幸福的“背锅”,是什么防止#陈学冬[超话]# @陈学冬 手滑,到底是什么?有没有哪个小机灵鬼来告诉我![doge]答案视频有哦→
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[# # # double carnival night what makes YouChangJing [ultra words] # YouBao pot back a face of happiness, what is to prevent # cheney [ultra words] # @ cheney hand slide, exactly? Is there any smart boy to tell me!!!!!!! [doge] answer video with oh - > < br > tEwvbuw]
百度网盘:
#世间BAI态# 美好的秋日时光越来越短,分享出你镜头下最美的秋日,和盘盘一起铭记那个瞬间[太阳]
[# the world # beautiful autumn days are getting shorter, BAI state share out your camera is the most beautiful autumn day, together with dish remembered that moment [sun]]
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新浪新闻客户端:
【苏州西园寺申请退出A级景区:来寺院的人群以信众为主,旅游功能淡化[话筒]】月日,苏州西园寺申请退出国家A级景区,日前获批。西园寺善择法师表示,来寺院人群的比例以信众为主,游客较少,旅游功能淡化,所以申请退出。西园寺是苏州首例主动申请退出国家A级景区的。tEZdDgd
[【 the A level scenic spots suzhou saionji application exit to the temple of the crowd is given priority to with believers, tourism functional desalt [microphone]] month day, suzhou saionji who applies for renunciation of national A level scenic area, has approved. Saionji mage said that choice is proportion to the temple people is given priority to with believers, fewer tourists, tourism function, so the application exits. Saionji is suzhou the first active application from national A level scenic spots. tEZdDgd]
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新浪汽车:
#交通万象# 女司机的交通事故率真的比男司机高吗?看看大数据给出的答案,不要再对女司机有刻板印象[思考](via 央视新闻)
[# # traffic all the driver of the traffic accident rate is higher than male driver really? Look at the big datas answer, dont again for female drivers have stereotypes [thinking] (via CCTV news)]
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