Just want to be a beloved clientGraphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility

新浪新闻客户端：
    【#董婧告别奇葩说# 打人事件大梳理[吃瓜]】今日董婧在微博晒出一组照片与奇葩说道别↓↓早前，董婧在微博自曝在化妆间被傅首尔打骂，然而事情不断反转，傅首尔曾发长文还原“事情真相”否认是自己单方面辱骂殴打并且也晒出照片证据↓↓奇葩说官方回应二人不再参与录制>>tEzdLFsn ​
[【 # # Dong Jing farewell said the exotic incident large comb [eat the melon]] Dong Jing today in weibo drying out a set of photos with exotic flower say goodbye left left earlier, Dong Jing revealed in weibo in the dressing room was fu Seoul beat and scold, but things constantly inversion, fu Seoul had long hair reduction the truth deny their own unilateral insults beaten and bask in the photographic evidence left left said the official response has no longer participate in the exotic record > > tEzdLFsn]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小野妹子学吐槽：
    欢迎来我们的快闪店尝鲜！吃得快就可以拿红包，你的技能终于有用武之地了！[doge]再从跟着我帮转的粉中抽一位，红包，明晚@微博抽奖平台 开！冲鸭！
[Welcome to our shop to try quickly! Can get a red envelope, eat quickly skills you have finally comes in! [doge] again from following me to help turn the powder, a red envelope, @ weibo lucky draw tomorrow evening Open! Duck!]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

冷笑话精选：
    #角钱的奇迹#以前的角钱我能请朋友“胡吃海喝”，
现在的角钱小卖部都很难见到了[摊手]长大是什么感觉？ ​
[The miracle of # # previous cents might, can I please friends < br > now cents a store is difficult to meet the [stand hand] whats it like to grow up? ​]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

微博搞笑排行榜：
    恭喜@丢猹猹 等名用户获得【元人民币】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCwwnZ对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tEzdplUf
[Congratulations to throw @ Cha Cha users so as to obtain [yuan]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCwwnZ supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tEzdplUf]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

优酷：
    小灵魂大胃王，#完美的餐厅# 团队维他命@李子璇豆子 提起吃饭，毫不畏惧，一百个人吃饭她也能做到最后一个人吃完，说到和男生PK却秒怂[偷笑]这样的反差萌，撩到你了么？tEzrudMz ​
[Small soul big stomach king, vitamin @ # # perfect restaurant team zi-xuan li beans about eating, no fears, one hundred people for dinner she can do it the last person to eat out, but said to the boys and PK seconds the unintelligent [laughing] such contrast, liao enough for you? tEzrudMz]

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    #美食时刻#【葱油鸡】简单方便的一道菜，看的肚子都饿了，简单易学， 今天就做这个~ ​
[# # food moments 【 onion chicken 】 simple dish, the stomach is hungry, easy to learn, do this ~ today]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

微博汽车：
    【别当另类“网红”！男子抖音晒“”套牌奔驰车被查，罚款记分[并不简单]】近日，安徽阜阳一抖音用户发布“阜阳网红车”晒自己的奔驰，获很多点赞。月日，当地交警发现该奔驰车涉嫌套牌，遂将该车拦查，查证是套牌，后驾驶员单某某被处罚款元，驾驶证记分的严肃处理。...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 dont be a alternative web celebrity! Man trill sun deck Mercedes was checked, fine score [] are not simple 】 recently, the anhui fuyang a trill users fuyang web celebrity car bask in its Mercedes, won a lot of thumb up. Month day, local police found the Mercedes suspected of deck, the car stopped to check, check is a set of CARDS, after the pilot single so-and-so was fined RMB, drivers license points of serious processing. ... The full text m. eibo]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

猫扑：
    【小区#美女洗浴雕塑被人穿上泳衣#，大妈：不穿衣服欣赏不了[二哈]】月日，河南省平顶山，一小区一具欧式美女洗浴雕像被人为“穿”上粉红泳衣引热议，部分业主认为塑像的上身有些暴露，穿上衣服了才好看；也有业主觉得穿上衣服感觉不伦不类，你怎么看？tEzQLURD ​
[【 plot # # beauty bath sculptures were put on swimsuit, Boyle dont wear clothes dont appreciate ha] [two] month day, pingdingshan in henan province, a village of a European beauty bath statue by artificial wear on the pink swimsuit, part owner see a statue of some exposure, wear clothes good-looking, Owners think put on clothing also feel neither fish nor fowl, what do you think? tEzQLURD]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信：mopxmt

新浪汽车：
    #车圈话题#强迫症犯了！想给他充电[允悲] ​
[# #.so topic ocd made! Want to give him the chargeallow sad]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    已中毒！小姐姐和小钱钱纠缠那段，笑出猪叫……现在脑子里还是蠢贱的“小钱钱”[笑cry]#云闪付小影院#这条片子实在太魔性了
tEzYIU ​
[Has been poisoned! Entwine the little sister and penny money, smile in pig... Now mind or stupid base penny money [laugh cry] flash pay little theater # # cloud the film was so ones < br > tEzYIU]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家：
    #家家技术讲堂##特斯拉[超话]#【再次全面进化 曝特斯拉最新技术动向】关注特斯拉的朋友有福了~沐浴着加州的阳光，我们来到了Mission Peak脚下的特斯拉弗里蒙特工厂。这是我们时隔三年再次来到这家工厂，主要是来了解一下特斯拉的新动向，看看这家以IT理念来制造纯电动汽车的企业暗地里在憋什么大招？...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # # every technology schoolroom tesla [ultra words] # 【 comprehensive evolution again exposed the tesla latest technology trends 】 blessed are focus on teslas friend ~ bathed the California sunshine, we come to the Mission Peak at the foot of the tesla fremont factory. This is our three years back to the factory, mainly to know about the new trend of tesla, look at the concept to manufacturing pure electric vehicles secretly in suppress what tricks? ... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

但斌：
    @杨珉_复旦大学呵呵，反正特大统领更相信阿人。期待新的一场风暴。@王小东阿拉伯人碰到突厥人，算是栽了
[@ Yang Min _ hehe, fudan university o super-large and believe that more people anyway. Looking forward to a new storm. @ wang met arabs turks who is planted]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

卢健生：
    「爸爸也十分開通，從來沒有對我的職業提出過任何要求（除了不要做壞人）……」[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[Dad is very open, never profession put forward any requirement to me (in addition to the wicked)... [laughing cry] [laughter cry] [laugh cry]]

Z CAM, CEO

但斌：
    @从老婆别闹到徐半仙转发微博
[@ from the wife to stop that now xu fortuneteller forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人