Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽：
    我选@梨初-： @源WU： @御键江湖：
[I choose @ - early pear @ source WU @ royal keys]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪汽车：
    【岁女童坐公交找妈妈 司机的举动温暖了这个雨天[爱你]】月日，成都下着小雨，路公交上一个岁女孩说要去找妈妈。司机将孩子带到终点站，帮忙联系到了女孩父母。妈妈回忆，上午点半她出门时孩子在睡觉，等爸爸回家时却发现家里没人。原来，妈妈出门后，孩子醒来发现家里没人，便打着小伞出门去...全文： m.weibo ​
[The old girl sit bus to find mom driver moves the warm rain love you []] month day, chengdu under a light rain, the road on the bus a girl said to find mom. The driver took children to the terminus, help parents contacted the girl. Mother recalls, morning when going out at her children in bed, when dad came home to find no one at home. Originally, after mother left, the child woke up to find no one in the home, a small umbrella in the door. The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑：
    【坐悬崖秋千散落千元大钞，男子：不敢告诉老婆】月日，重庆万盛某旅游地，一名游客在体验悬崖秋千时，口袋中钱包掉落，十几张百元大钞散落，被风吹下去，引得现场人连连惊叫。男子下来后表示，身上一共有一千多块钱，全部掉了，老婆还在吃饭不知道这事，还没敢告诉老婆。tEzSesDn ​
[【 sit scattered cliff swing $one thousand bills, man afraid to tell his wife] month day, chongqing wansheng a tourist destination, a tourist experience in the cliff, swing pocket wallet dropped, more than a dozen scattered c-notes, please, be blown down, inspired the people exclaim. Said after the man down, the body has a total of more than one thousand dollars, all off, the wife also at dinner I dont know this matter, also didnt dare to tell my wife. tEzSesDn]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【小伙网恋被连骗两次 女友竟都是同一位抠脚大汉】近日，深圳的李先生通过微信陆续认识了“女子”朱某和李某。李先生和朱某确定了恋爱关系后，朱某便不断要求李先生转钱示好，一段时间后李先生被拉黑。之后李先生又和李某谈起了恋爱，没想到李某竟也不断要求李先生转钱。花了近万元的李先生觉得蹊跷，...全文： m.weibo ​
[The guy online dating was even cheated twice his girlfriend unexpectedly is same to dig the foot big fellow 】 recently, Mr. Li from shenzhen by micro letter have met Zhu Mou and li mou woman. Mr Li and Zhu Mou determines the relationships, Zhu Mou have asked Mr. Li transfer money, after a period of time Mr. Li are blocked. After Mr. Li and li mou talked about love, thought li mou could also require their turn money to Mr. Li. Spent nearly ten thousand yuan li feel suspicious,... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

冷笑话精选：
    涨知识了@回忆专用小马甲懂了懂了[作揖]@业余教父原来是这样吗[跪了]@我朋友是个奇葩也许只是不想哄你呢[doge]@颜文字君完美诠释ˊ_>ˋ@文科班校花酱过于真实@前任是个神经病你知道的太多了[允悲]
[Higher knowledge @ recall special small ma jia understand understand [bowing] @ amateur godfather turned out to be that right] [kneeling @ my friends is a wonderful work perhaps just dont want to coax you [doge] @ performing word jun perfect ˊ _ >, go @ school beauty sauce too authentic @ former liberal arts class is a mental derangement you know too much [allow sad]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小野妹子学吐槽：
    下面的-号小姐姐，请你来选，你最喜欢哪个？[doge] ​
[The following - the little sister, please to choose which you like best? [doge]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪新闻客户端：
    【#西湖大学成立#，施一公这个校长有点不一样：从小贪玩，大学毕业后才开始对科研感兴趣[doge]】月日，西湖大学在杭州西湖区宣告正式成立，五名诺奖得主出席，杨振宁参与揭牌。西湖大学的校长是现年岁的著名结构生物学家、曾任清华大学副校长的施一公。这个校长的画风有点不一样，他从小贪玩，大...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 # # university of the west lake was established, shi this principal is a little different naughty as a child, after graduation from the university began to interested in scientific research [doge]] month day, lake the declared officially established at the university of the west lake in hangzhou, five Nobel laureates to attend, Yang zhenning to participate in the opening. President of the university of the west lake is the famous biologist structure, at the age of shi qing-hua ren university vice-chancellor. The headmaster of the painting style is a bit different, he was naughty, big... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

微博位置：
    年月日 点分左右，南京市秦淮区偶遇明星郭俊辰，详细内容请点击 tEzap ​
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, qinhuai district, nanjing city star Guo Junchen hwa, details please click tEzap]

发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

猫扑：
    【女子双手持刀马路乱挥 交警迎面而上将其抱摔在地】日，广西一女子驾驶电动车违停被劝离，因不服气，竟双手持刀挥砍执勤交警。交警临危不惧，将其抱摔制服，但左手臂和右脚腕被割伤。tEzCsv ​
[The womens hands with a knife the road flying admiral traffic police and it fell to the ground), guangxi a woman driving electric cars to fail to stop, or due to defy spirit, his hands with a knife away slashing the traffic police on duty. Traffic police in a crisis, its body slam uniforms, but left arm and right ankle cut. tEzCsv]

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冷笑话精选：
    跟着飞猪玩双，不仅#越玩越过瘾#，还能越玩越省钱！这是一只披着锦鲤外表的飞猪吧哈哈哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！
[Follow play double flying pigs, # # more play more enjoyable, not only can play more and more money! This is a covered with koi appearance of flying pigs! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    被惊呆了！
[Was stunned!]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪新闻客户端：
    这是个老师说的话？？？[衰]
[This is a teacher say??? [failure]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

优酷：
    #这就是灌篮#
今晚@这就是灌篮 酣战继续
球队女经理人@陈意涵Estelle @MAYA张曼源 暖心上线
细心喷药、助阵呐喊
这么可爱的灌篮女孩请给我来一打好不~ ​
[# this is dunk # < br > @ this is tonight fire continues to < br > female managers team @ Chen implications Estelle @ MAYA Zhang Manyuan warm heart line < br > the careful spraying, the battle cry < br > so lovely dunk girl ~ please give me a dozen]

平安北京：
    【画个车位躲罚单[允悲] 民警：感觉智商受到了侮辱[费解]】月日，九龙坡摩巡大队民警在鹅皋路巡逻时发现，一辆云南牌照拖车所用的停车位透着古怪，车位线扭曲不说，里面“拖车专用”四个大字也东倒西歪，明显就是随意画上去的。随后，民警联系上拖车驾驶员高某，他称：自己是为躲避罚单“不得已”...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 draw a car hid ticketallow sad policeman IQ feel humiliated [difficult]] month day, jiulongpo district the patrol team found that when a goose of road patrol police used a licence in yunnan trailer parking space with eccentric, parking line distortion do not say, trailer for four characters and stagger, obviously is drawn at random. Later, police contact Ms. Trailer driver, he said he was to avoid a ticket to... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪汽车：
    #汽车趣图# 保时捷 GT RS的后轮胎和普通家用车轮胎对比[哆啦A梦吃惊][哆啦A梦吃惊] ​
[# # the car on porsche GT RS tires and ordinary family car tires after contrast [doraemon surprised] [doraemon surprised]]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。