2018年10月30日星期二

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    灌篮高手[心]@拉普小仙女 愿望之@JoyforU 就像漫画里的场景!太美了!
[Slamdunk [heart] @ la PuXiao fairy desire of @ JoyforU like the scene in the cartoon! Too beautiful!]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

但斌:
    美为何不愿放弃沙特军火市场?四年订单够买艘航母 tEZrV ​
[The why not willing to give up Saudi arms market? Four years would buy orders carrier tEZrV]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    一笔百亿美元军方订单,引发了美国科技公司大混战 tEZFDSbG ​
[A billion-dollar military orders, caused a big melee tEZFDSbG technology companies in the United States]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博汽车:
    #广州车展# 月日,一年一度的广州车展就要开始啦!不要万圣节,不过双十一,车展才是属于汽车人的节日!即日起关注@微博汽车 转发评论本条微博,说出你最关注的上市新车,或最想了解的车展资讯,或艾特出你最想看到的优秀车评人,月日抽出名小可爱分别获得以下奖品:@微博抽奖平台
奖品...全文: m.weibo ​

[# # the guangzhou auto show, February nd annual guangzhou auto show is about to start! Dont Halloween, but a double tenth, auto show is the holiday of the autobots! From now on focus @ weibo auto forwarded comments this weibo, say what you pay most attention to the listing of new car, or want to know the auto show, or ai unique critics would you most like to see the best car, pulled out a small lovely respectively to obtain the following February nd prize @ weibo lucky draw platform < br > the prize... The full text m. eibo]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

新浪新闻客户端:
    【继母被判年 生母回应:我不服,她死了都不足惜】#男童被继母虐待成植物人后续#陕西虐童案宣判:继母孙小倩被判年。生母表示不服,她死了都不足惜。年渭南男童长期遭继母虐待殴打,致颅骨粉碎,深度昏迷呈植物人状态。庭审现场,继母否认对鹏鹏长期实施严重暴力行为,并描述当日情形称是在卫...全文: m.weibo ​
[The step-mother was sentenced to years mother response I refuse to obey, she was dead all solicitors 】 # # the boy into a vegetative state abused by her stepmother subsequent shaanxi abuse sentence the stepmother Sun Xiaoqian was sentenced to years. With birth mother, shes dead dont die. In weinan boy beaten by the stepmother abuse for a long time, to the skull pieces, and deep coma in a vegetative state. The trial site, the stepmother denied for long-term implementation of serious violence, peng peng and describe the situation that is in the who... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

但斌:
    发表了博文《受欧盟政策“启发”数十国家将加大对科技巨头征税--新浪科技》受欧盟政策“启发”数十国家将加大对科技巨头征税年月日新浪科技新浪科技讯北京时间月日下午消息,几十个国家都tEwhzPoN ​
[Published a blog post by eu policy inspired dozens of countries will increase tax on tech giants - sina science and technology by the eu policy inspired dozens of countries will increase tax on tech giants sina science and technology on date of dispatch of sina science and technology Beijing time afternoon message, tEwhzPoN dozens of countries]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

青年时报:
    【杭州一居民楼下洒满百元现金,旁边的墙面上还有血迹……[吃惊][感冒]】张先生家住杭州大关小区,今天早晨点钟去散步经过幢单元时,看到草地里居然散落了一地的钱,每张都是元,大概有上百张;附近墙上还有两处明显的血迹,让他大吃一惊。而住在单元楼的倪女士告诉记者,大概是昨晚点分...全文: m.weibo ​
[The hangzhou residents downstairs with one hundred yuan in cash, a bloodstain on the wall beside... [surprised] [cold]] mark village, zhang lives in hangzhou o clock this morning to go for a walk through the building unit to see money scattered all over the floor, even a blade of grass is each yuan, there are about hundreds of; There are two obvious blood near the wall, let him a big surprise. While living in a detached wing ni lady tells a reporter, is about some points last night... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选:
    #双来了# 我想买路虎,把路虎装进购物车,下单,把路虎开回家~Skr~ #一口价买车#[憧憬]
[Double to the # # I want to buy land rover, land rover into shopping cart, order, the land rover home ~ Skr ~ # # price to buy a car [hope]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

猫扑:
    【陕西继母虐童案庭审:多个邻居听到打骂孩子声,次数太多记不清[伤心]】月日上午,陕西渭南,继母虐童案开庭审理。公证人举证,多个邻居听到打骂孩子的声音和小孩哭声。一位证人称次数太多都记不清了,女的打骂声比男的多。年,岁男童鹏鹏疑遭虐待,如今处于植物人状态。tEwPBZ ​
[[shaanxi stepmother abuse trial multiple neighbor heard beat and scold children, so many times cant remember [sad]] on Monday morning, weinan in shaanxi, the stepmother abuse trial. Notary public, multiple neighbor heard the sound of the beat and scold children and children crying. A witness says all, write down so many times, the woman DaMaSheng than men. Years old boy peng peng was suspected abuse, now in a vegetative state. tEwPBZ]

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但斌:
    英财长称后年开始征数字服务税 科技巨头恐付出代价 tEZkKIO ​
[The finance minister said the year after start taxation on digital services tEZkKIO technology giant will pay a price]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽:
    填空:你一天不______就浑身难受? ​
[Fill in the blanks one day you dont... and then comfortable? ​]

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优酷:
    #优酷蒙面唱将#撒娇的兔子惹人疼[兔子]“小了白了兔”撒娇超可爱,大家快来看,然后和酷酷一起大喊一句“怎么可以吃兔兔”[偷笑] #蒙面唱将猜猜猜#
tEZrUO ​

[# # youku masked sing will be spoiled rabbit provoking pain [rabbit] the small white rabbit cute, you look at, and then with cool yell how can you eat rabbit rabbit [laughing] # # masked sing will guess < br > tEZrUO]

优酷:
    生活是一种饥渴,狂欢是一种本能!#双来了#,我们和@饿了么 一起,给大家准备了一大波“羊毛”福利,让你畅快吃的同时更能放肆买,就是要#便宜了这张嘴#!快点戳进右边tEZsDOX,开怀纵享美好食刻。 ​
[Life is a kind of hunger, carnival is a kind of instinct! Double to the # #, we and @ hungry together, give you prepared a big wave wool welfare, let you enjoy eating at the same time buy more unbridled, # # is cheaper that mouth! To poke into the right tEZsDOX and longitudinal heartily enjoy good food. ​]

但斌:
    省委要求参与牌友圈酒局圈干部作说明 怎么回事? tEZFjTsj ​
[Provincial party committee asked wine bureau card circle cadres stated how to return a responsibility? tEZFjTsj]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

天猫:
    天猫真的上天了?问问它什么时候回来?小编还在地上等它 [微笑] @NASA爱好者 收到一张来自太空的明信片,不知道是不是@天猫 家的猫,有没有预约SLS去外太空寻猫的,现在有早鸟价~~~ tEwPwvX
[Tmall heaven? Really? Ask when it will come back? Small make up on the ground, it [smiles] @ NASA received a postcard from space, dont know whether I @ day cat cat, is there any booking SLS to outer space for the cat, now there is early bird price ~ ~ ~ tEwPwvX]

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