优酷:
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冷笑话精选:
???@星座秘语 隔着屏幕都感觉到了“好冷”...@吃瓜少女芒果酱 哈哈哈哈哈哈 昏迷的素玉:谢了[作揖]
[????? Across the screen is felt @ sign a secret very cold... @ the melon girl mango paste Ha ha ha ha ha ha coma, jade thanks [bowing]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
巴曙松:
转
[turn]
金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
南方都市报:
#南都人物#【李咏因癌症去世年仅岁,身价曾高达亿,被称央视最贵名嘴】李咏生于新疆乌鲁木齐,毕业于中国传媒大学,是家喻户晓的节目主持人,曾主持多届央视春晚。当年一头长发、被戏称为“马脸”的李咏走红,是从益智游戏类节目《幸运》开始的。李咏也曾是央视身价最高的男主持人之一。他主持的...全文: m.weibo
[# # SMW characters [li yong died from cancer just years old, and social status was as high as $, called CCTV famous mouth 】 most expensive li yong was born in urumqi, xinjiang, graduated from communication university of China, is a household name show host, who presided over many of the CCTV Spring Festival gala. A head of long hair, nicknamed the face of li yong, starts from the puzzle games class program lucky. Li yong was also one of the most expensive male host in CCTV. He presided over... The full text m. eibo]
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小野妹子学吐槽:
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈看出来了很迫切[允悲]
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha see out very urgentallow sad]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
汽车之家:
#家家新闻##全新福克斯#【预售.万起 全新福克斯月日上市】 日前我们从长安福特官方获悉,全新一代福克斯将于月日正式上市。据悉,新车将推出搭载.T.L.T三种动力、包括两厢版三厢版车身在内的共计款车型,预售价格.万元起。作为换代车型,全新福克斯采用了全新的设计语言,造型...全文: m.weibo
[# every # # # brand new fox news 【 booking. All up New fox listed 】 days before month day we learned from changan ford officials that a new generation of fox will be officially listed on February nd. It is reported that new car will be running. T.L.T three kinds of power, including double-box saloon car edition of total models, pre-sale prices. Ten thousand yuan. As generation models, the new fox used the new design language, modeling... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
天猫:
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猫扑:
有网友爆料,在行车过程中看到前方车辆有一个人似乎坐在车顶,随后撞到路上的限高栏...........今日有媒体采访到江西民警,确认这名岁男孩在乘车时,将半身伸出小车天窗外,撞到路上方的限高栏,已身亡[衰]。 tEZdgy
[Some netizens revealed that in the process of driving to see vehicles ahead there was a man who seemed to sitting on the roof, and then hit the limit gaolan road... Today has the media to jiangxi, police confirmed the old boy in a train, to bust out of the car day window and hit the road side of the limit of gaolan, has killed [failure]. tEZdgy]
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冷笑话精选:
手法娴熟[馋嘴]
[Methods skillfully [available]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
微博汽车:
#大v聊车# 乔老师又开课啦,本期分享刹车系统的保养,赶紧划重点~
[Talk about car # # big v Joe teachers and classes, this share braking system maintenance, hurriedly to highlight ~]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
微博汽车:
【重庆万州坠江公交车初步核实人失联 车辆位置基本确定】月日上午时分,一辆公交车在重庆市万州区长江二桥坠入江中。经公安机关走访调查并综合接报警情况,初步核实失联人员人(含公交车驾驶员人)。万州区已按照应急预案,正开展失联人员亲属的心理疏导、安抚慰问等善后工作。应急救援指...全文: m.weibo
[The chongqing wanzhou sank jiang bus preliminary verify basic determine 】 people lost in vehicle location on the morning of February nd, a bus in wanzhou district in chongqing Yangtze river second bridge crashed into the river. By the public security organ visiting survey and comprehensive alarm situation, the preliminary verification lost personnel (including the bus driver). Wanzhou district is in accordance with the emergency plan, are lost in researchers relatives of psychological counseling, appease condolences to the aftermath. Emergency rescue refers to... The full text m. eibo]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
刘彦斌:
中国平安:前三季度净利润.亿元 证金公司持股降至.% 中国财经门户,提供专业的财经、股票、基金资讯及数据 tEZdNt
[China peace in the first three quarters of net profit. One hundred million yuan holdings have fallen to the gold company. % financial portal in China, provide professional financial tEZdNt, stock, fund, information and data]
刘彦斌:
中国银行拟在境内非公开发行总数不超过亿股优先股 总金额不超过亿元 中国财经门户,提供专业的财经、股票、基金资讯及数据 tEZdzK
[Bank of China in domestic non-public total of no more than billion shares of preferred stock total amount does not exceed one hundred million yuan Chinese business portal, provide professional financial tEZdzK, stock, fund, information and data]
青年时报:
【中式英语小测试,这些外国人能得几分?[喵喵][摊手]】不久前add oil (加油)一词正式被《牛津英语词典》收入,成为继lose face,long time no see 之后又一个被认可的Chinglish (中式英语)。编辑随机街访了几位来自不同国家的歪果仁,测试了下他们的Chinglish 水平,结果,emmmm……[并不简单] (环...全文: m.weibo
[The Chinese style English test, the foreigners can score? [meow] [stand hand]] recently add oil (gas) is a word by the Oxford English dictionary income, become the lose face, long time no see again after a recognised Chinglish (Chinese English). Edit random street to visit a few crooked nuts from different countries, tested their Chinglish level, as a result, emmmm... [] are not simple (ring... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【宝宝不会收伞!川普撑伞登机,伞没收直接扔掉,这一幕又被网友玩坏了[二哈]】月日,川普在安德鲁斯空军基地乘坐总统专机空军一号离开,到了登机口,他没有将伞收起来,也没有等身边的工作人员帮他收伞,而是直接将伞扔到了一边,之后走进机舱。伞在空地上被风吹得还滚动了两下。(时差视频)...全文: m.weibo
[[babies will not be collected umbrella! Trump umbrellas, umbrella to confiscate directly away, the scene again by netizens play bad ha] [two] month day, trump at Andrews air force base in presidential jet air force one to leave, by the gate, he didnt put the umbrella up, also does not have the side such as staff to help him collect umbrellas, but directly to the umbrella thrown aside, then walked into the room. Umbrella blown was rolling on the ground to the two times. Jet lag (video)... The full text m. eibo]
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