2018年10月28日星期日

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    如何骗狗子吃药?
哈哈哈新技能get了[doge] tEZQdeQv ​

[How to cheat the dog son to take medicine? < br > ha ha ha a new skill get the doge tEZQdeQv]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪新闻客户端:
    #重庆大巴车坠入长江# 愿平安![心]
[# # chongqing bus crashed into the Yangtze river peace! [heart]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

优酷:
    林书豪 离开
#这就是灌篮#天使豪要离开,真的好舍不得这个“没关系”男孩,也希望豪豪和J-TEAM的成员们都能在球场上展现出自己强劲的实力,所有人都不要受伤![心][心]tEZYSDk ​

[Jeremy leave < br > # # this is dunk angel hao to leave, really good loathe to give up the ok the boy, also hope to hao hao and J - TEAM members can show their strong strength on the court, everyone dont hurt! TEZYSDk [heart] [heart]]

刘彦斌:
    我该说的都说了,大家自己领悟,自由发挥吧! ​
[I should say all said, people understand, free play!!!! ​]

青年时报:
    【“女网红”无证驾驶被拘竟撒娇:掉粉咋办?我那么可爱,你舍得拘?[允悲][喵喵]】近日,广东湛江一称自己是网红的女子无证驾驶被查,她向民警撒娇“我有好几千粉丝,掉粉咋办?”民警表示,网红也是普通人,要遵守交规。女子被行政拘留。网友们纷纷前往她的主页“打卡”。(一手Video)...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 Venus red driving without a license was detained unexpectedly in pettish off powder? I was so cute that you are willing to part with or use detained? [allow sad] [meow]] recently, the guangdong zhanjiang a web celebrity said he is the woman was driving without a license, she told the police that whine I dropped thousands of fans, powder? Police said the red is human, to obey the traffic rules. Woman be in administrative detention. Net friends to her home page in a clock. (with Video)... The full text m. eibo]

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ZAKER:
    【重庆万州一大巴撞上一辆轿车坠江】 快讯!今天上午,重庆一大巴车在万州区坠入长江,目前政府正组织救援> tEZQEJHJ ​
[The chongqing wanzhou a bus crashed into a car crash river 】 express! This morning, a coach in wanzhou district of chongqing into the Yangtze river, the government is currently organized the > tEZQEJHJ]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:我前天出了车祸车子翻了,车子也报废了。不幸中的万幸是人没什么事,也没有碰到第三者。因为是醉驾,现在无比后悔与痛苦。我把这一切告诉了我女朋友,我女朋友一开始也是担心我人有没有事让我去医院检查。然后问我为什么要喝酒,喝酒为什么要开车?出了这样的事,当时我觉得没脸见她...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I had an accident the day before yesterday the car turned over, the car also discarded. Silver lining is that nothing and no encounters of a third party. Because is drunk, now very regret and pain. I told my girlfriend all this, my girlfriend at first is also worry about my people have let me go to a hospital checking. Then ask me why want to drink, why do you want to drink and drive? This happened when I see her feel ashamed... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

冷笑话精选:
    很棒[心]@网瘾少女的追剧日常精彩@痞师傅@核杏杏我一直觉得奇葩说还蛮好看滴@我叫温怂怂:世界从来都不美好…@事因那不是原谅 那是算了
[Great [heart] everyday wonderful @ @ of Internet addiction girl chase play the new master @ kernel apricot apricot I always think science says are good drop @ my name is wen particularly unintelligent the world has never been better... @ when it isnt forgive that is calculated]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:因为工作上的问题,昨晚一直睡不着,然后晚上醒来投简历,早上请个假去面试了,面试公司非常不错,晚上回来就跟总监提出辞职,总监就跟我聊很多,问我离职具体原因,我一直没说,随便找理由,总监也说这段时间来新人了,资源方面确实没有考虑我,说重新给我安排好点资源,然后我拒绝...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend because of work problems, always cant sleep last night, then wake up at night have a resume, please a vacation in the morning to the interview, interview the company is very good, come back at night resigned as director, director will talk a lot with me, ask me to leave the specific reason, I never said, casually looking for a reason, director also said that time to the couple, resources do not consider me, said to give I arrange some resources, then I refuse to... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

猫扑:
    【“患者”爆料:临沂网戒中心改名后杨永信仍在精神中心工作】月日,临沂市网信办回应称:#临沂网戒中心惨叫#是岁精神发育迟滞患儿,网戒中心已于年关闭。日,另一网友表示,自己于年被心理康复一病区收治入院,并被要求服用不明白色药丸。他还称,病区仍是杨永信主持工作。...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 patients fact linyi network center renamed Yang Yongxin still work in the center of the spirit 】 month day, linyi enterprise mail office responded by saying # # linyi bellow network center is years old children with mental retardation, network center has been closed in years. Day, another netizen said, oneself in years are psychological rehabilitation ward admitted to a white unknown and are required to take pills. He also said the ward is still Yang Yongxin preside over work. ... The full text m. eibo]

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但斌:
    谢谢[作揖][心]@王小刚本人认识的但总为人光明磊落!
[Thank you [bowing] [heart] @ wang xiaogang I know but always is aboveboard!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    关于Alpha生产队恶意诋毁我司声誉的郑重声明

月日,在雪球上出现了题目为“但斌内部讲话”的文章,我司根据文章内容进行调查核实,确认发帖人并非我司及我司客户,发帖账号名为“Alpha生产队”,且文章内容实属编造,严重影响、误导了广大合作伙伴、客户对我司的正确认知,给我公司声誉带来了负面...全文: m.weibo ​

[Malicious undermines our reputation on Alpha production team solemn declaration < br > < br > month, appeared on the snowball titled but added internal speech, our company according to the investigation to verify the content of the article, confirmed that the post is not our company and our clients, Posting account called Alpha production team, and the article content is made up, the serious influence, misled by the general partners, customers on our correct cognition, give me the companys reputation has brought negative... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

空中卷儿:
    这个创意太屌了👍🏻
[这个创意太屌了👍🏻]

一切有为法,如梦幻泡影,如露亦如电,应作如是观

但斌:
    @股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

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