小浪同学爱吐槽:
【未满月女婴嘴缠胶带被弃凉亭,艺术团大妈们登山发现:大伙养吧[悲伤]】月日,黑龙江黑河,名艺术团大妈在爬山时发现一名未满月女婴,女婴嘴部被缠胶带,大妈们立即报警。女婴被民警接走时,阿姨们纷纷擦泪称:大伙养吧!经检查女婴身体健康,日被送往福利院。tEzaUEX
[[not full month girls mouth wrapped tape rejected the pavilion, art troupe Boyle mountaineering found let everyone keep [sad]] month day, heihe, heilongjiang province famous art troupe aunt found a month before baby girl climbing a mountain, girls mouth entangled tape, Boyle immediately report to the police. Female police to walking, aunts are wipe tears said everyone raise! Through inspection baby healthy body, the day was taken to the orphanage. tEzaUEX]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
冷笑话精选:
奇葩说大王和金靖又开辩了!所谓潮流,到底是该跟风呢,还是独树一帜呢?你也可以加入战局#天猫榜单态度大师#,每题还能抽元红包。吃完午饭犯困?锁定-,听听这个可比喝咖啡提神儿。
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[King said the exotic and Jin Jing open apology again! The so-called trend, the copycat is it, or is it unique? You can also add game master # # Tmall list attitude, each RMB can also take a red envelope. Be sleepy after lunch? Lock - and listen to the words than to drink coffee. < br > H.M.T aobaotaolivevideo. HTML? UserId = & id = # # double comes]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
新浪汽车:
#车圈新闻#【上汽奥迪项目再进一步 上汽大众投亿建厂】据路透社报道,大众汽车与上汽集团在中国的合资企业已开始在上海投资亿美元(约合亿人民币)建设一座新能源汽车工厂,这将使大众旗下的奥迪品牌引入到上汽大众进行生产。上汽大众称,新建的新能源工厂将实现万辆的年产能,预计在年...全文: m.weibo
[# #.so news [saic audi project further cast billion to build Shanghai Volkswagen 】, Reuters reported vw joint ventures with saic group in China in Shanghai have begun to invest $(about RMB) building a new energy automobile factory, this will make the Volkswagens audi brand introduction to Shanghai Volkswagen. New Shanghai Volkswagen, according to new power plants will achieve the annual production capacity of vehicles is expected in the years... The full text m. eibo]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【女主持人与某领导有不正当关系?官方回应】一段时间以来,主持人邓煌生日“灯光秀”一事在网络发酵。#江苏广播回应万生日灯光秀#,称“邓煌过生日当晚花费万做灯光秀”、“动用军用直升机在新街口航拍灯光秀”等不属实。南京警方对造谣诽谤者已经进行了依法查处。
[The hostess have improper relationship with a leadership? Official response 】 for some time, the host Deng Huang birthday light show in the network fermentation. # # jiangsu radio response than birthday light show, called Deng Huang birthday spend all night to do light show, the use of military helicopters in xinjiekou aerial light show, is not true. Nanjing police of disinformation detractors have been investigated according to law. ]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端:
【女主持人与某领导有不正当关系?官方回应】一段时间以来,主持人邓煌生日“灯光秀”一事在网络发酵。#江苏广播回应万生日灯光秀#,称“邓煌过生日当晚花费万做灯光秀”、“动用军用直升机在新街口航拍灯光秀”等不属实。南京警方对造谣诽谤者已经进行了依法查处。
[The hostess have improper relationship with a leadership? Official response 】 for some time, the host Deng Huang birthday light show in the network fermentation. # # jiangsu radio response than birthday light show, called Deng Huang birthday spend all night to do light show, the use of military helicopters in xinjiekou aerial light show, is not true. Nanjing police of disinformation detractors have been investigated according to law. ]
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小野妹子学吐槽:
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[Male god wu zun to British high-end refinement shampoo brand verve house unlocked face new title, hurry up and see what he says ~ click on the link for male god paragraphs with oh ~ with laundry detergent can go to the hair bulb! Will be very soft with the clothes, the wash the new! Double tenth and buy one, get six! tEzpHqng]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
猫扑:
?右边这个咋回事[费解]@河森堡 这算啥,北京宜家里还发现过尼安德特人呢[doge]后来被四个智人保安推出去了 tEzKNwj
[? On the right side of the CARDS work [difficult] @ fort river, which is what, also found that Beijing should be home about neanderthals [doge] was later four security out tEzKNwj homo sapiens]
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冷笑话精选:
好帅[允悲]@他只是个孩子啊小栗旬真的太有魅力了!但是结尾[doge]@瓜组情报员有本事把银魂给我剪进去啊[笑cry]@吃瓜少女芒果酱是心动的感觉@好物安利喵受到了暴击伤害!!!
[Good handsome [allow sad] @ he is just a child ah shun oguri really so charming! But the end [doge] @ the melon group of agents have skill give me silver soul cut into [laugh cry] @ the melon girl mango paste is good heart feeling  @ amway meow the crit damage!!!!!!!!!!!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
猫扑:
【男子欺骗女友称有房 为了圆谎竟请锁匠撬了别人的门】近日,济南一位业主新房刚装修好,房门锁却被换掉了。民警调取监控,查到了缘由:原来孟某认识了一位女孩,为了赢得对方好感,孟某撒谎称有房。之后女孩又提出看新房, 孟某“骑虎难下”,便让开锁公司强开别人房门。@时间视频 视频 ...全文: m.weibo
[【 men cheating his girlfriend said there was room to lie well please a locksmith to pry others door 】 recently, jinan, a new owner just decorate good, room door lock has been changed. Police monitor to be obtained, detected the reason the original meng met a girl, in order to win the goodwill, meng a lie said more room. Girl and put forward a new home, after a riding a tiger, meng to unlock company strong open the door to others. @ time video video... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家:
#家家试驾评测##斯巴鲁森林人#【动态提升才是换代重点 试新森林人.i】斯巴鲁这个品牌可以说是众多日系汽车中的一股清流,凭借水平对置发动机和左右对称全时四驱系统享誉业界。不过它总是给人一种低调、务实的感觉,就拿刚刚上市的森林人来说,单从外观上它似乎还达不到换代车型的标准,不过在经过比...全文: m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # # the subaru forester # 【 dynamic try upgrading is the upgrading of the new forest. I 】 the subaru brand can be said to be a desire of many in the Japanese, with the level of engine and left and right sides is symmetrical all-wheel-drive system is famous in the industry. But its always give a person a kind of low-key, practical sense, take just listed forest people, single visually it, it seems, are still not up to the standard of the generation model, but after than... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷:
#挑战吧太空#当@王宝强工作室 遇上@张雨绮 ,战斗力瞬间为零[傻眼]前一秒还在为宝强哥解释,后一秒就划清界限,吐槽宝强哥身高的雨绮姐姐也有点可爱呢[嘻嘻]两人的逗趣日常看得好欢乐,越来越期待节目里各位志愿者的表现了有木有?
tEspmg
[# # the challenges space when @ wang baoqiang studio Meet @ Kitty zhang, and zero moment [been] top one second for treasure elder brother explanation, after a second and then draw a line, poking fun at rain yee sister treasure bloke height and a little cute? (hee hee) funny everyday to see two people very happy, more and more expected to perform all volunteers in our program? < br > tEspmg]
新浪新闻客户端:
#红领巾印广告万达遭重罚#,处罚来了!!!
[# # red scarf print advertising wanda was heavy fines and penalties are coming!!!!!!!!!!!]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
但斌:
第一次见这种水果。
[For the first time to see this kind of fruit. ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【处罚来了!#红领巾印广告万达遭重罚#】此前山东菏泽市开发区丹阳路小学向小学生们发放的红领巾上,竟印有万达广场开业广告,鲜红的红领巾上竟写着菏泽万达广场月日盛大开业!随后官方回应红领巾广告事件↓↓近日菏泽市经济开发区市场监督管理局对菏泽万达广场做出重罚↓↓tEzptm
[【 punishment come! # red scarf print advertising wanda heavy penalties by # 】 after shandong heze development zone of danyang road primary school to the pupils on the red scarf, advertising, which opened unexpectedly with wanda plaza, bright red red scarf was written on the heze wanda plaza grand opening date! Then the official response to the red scarf advertising events left left heze city economic development zone and market administration recently left left tEzptm heavy penalties to heze wanda plaza]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
星巴克北京:
一杯#绵绵巧意拿铁#浓郁烟熏香气和巧克力风味融入经典浓缩咖啡,双色棉花糖轻盈覆盖,最后缀以摩卡酱,层层叠叠,慢慢感受那种咖啡奶泡里包裹着的棉花糖在口中一点点融化的奇妙感觉!再搭上一份#甜香小点#,仿佛感觉到了这甜意暖化了秋风!
[A # continuous qiao Italian latte # smoky aroma and flavor of chocolate into the classic espresso, double color cotton candy light cover, the suffix to mocha sauce, layer cascade folds, slowly feel that coffee milk bubble wrapped in cotton candy melting in the mouth a little bit strange feeling! To ride a # # sweet sweet little point, as if feel this sweet meaning warming the autumn wind! ]
星巴克咖啡公司成立于年,始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间,门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。
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