Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

优酷：
    #挑战吧太空# 一张图告诉你：古人对太空的好奇心有多强！月锁定优酷《挑战吧太空》，和小编、和志愿者们一起，再次对太空发起挑战吧！（嗯就是不带隔壁空仔@挑战吧太空官博 ，除非给更多私藏好货让酷酷发，同意的请点赞[喵喵]） ​
[# # the challenges space picture tell you the ancients curiosity about space how strong! Month locking youku challenge, space, and small make up together, and volunteers, in space again challenge! (well is not take next to empty seed @ challenge space officer, unless sent more possession of good let cool, agreed to please point praise [meow])]

冷笑话精选：
    手速比猫快是什么样的体验[允悲] tEzQGJ ​
[Hand quickly speed ratio cat is what kind of experience [allow sad] tEzQGJ]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

优酷：
    #双狂欢夜# 今天的能量和金币你领了吗？今天任务简单好多，非常轻松的领取[吃瓜]能量=元天猫双红包【没错儿今天美术老师不在 ​
[Double carnival night # # energy and COINS you got today? Simple tasks a lot today, very easy to get [eat the melon] energy = yuan Tmall double red envelopes 【 yes art teacher is not in today]

卢健生：
    同意→_→完全是取巧做法。@黎白bike分離？？？這樣子的蛋炒飯是沒有靈魂的。@卢健生完全不认同这种炒饭方式。[弱]@来去之间@安迪斯晨风我一直以来都是把鸡蛋打到米饭里面，觉得这样会比较金包银，原来不用……
[Agree - _ - is tricky. @ li white bike separation??????? This egg Fried rice is no soul. @ kinson loo completely disagree with this way of Fried rice. [] @ come between @ Andy, the morning I have been beat the eggs into the rice, think it will be gold silvering, originally dont have to...]

Z CAM, CEO

当当李国庆：
    tEzGJJI ​
[tEzGJJI]

我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵

卢健生：
    必选小罗那队，B。@盧安迪B。但最好是 Messi Ronaldo Ronaldinho Zidane Cruyff。（真的那個 Ronaldo）
[For ronaldinhos team, B. @ Lu Andi B. But it is best to Messi because Ronaldinho Zidane Cruyff. That because (really)]

Z CAM, CEO

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    #美食时刻#今天周末吃顿好的！【香辣蟹[馋嘴]】花椒、干辣椒、桂皮，配上新鲜的膏蟹，放进锅里爆炒，瞬间就能让人掉口水！转给吃货~tEvFeJB ​
[# # food moments today get a good weekend! Spicy crab [available] 】 【 Chinese prickly ash, dry pepper, cinnamon, deserve to go up fresh green crab, into the pan and fry, can let a person instant off saliva! To version ~ tEvFeJB]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪新闻客户端：
    #美食时刻#【仙女必转！少女们必打卡的糖水[给你小心心]】秋天干燥易上火，是时候滋润糖水喝起来了，银耳雪梨糖水，木瓜糖水，莲子百合红豆沙......款糖水全部真材实料入锅，细火慢炖，用时间熬出一味好喝的甜！快转走做精致女孩儿[小仙女] ​​​​
[# # food moments 【 fairy will turn! Girls will clock in sugar water [give you heart carefully]] autumn dry irritated easily, it is time to moisten the sugar water to drink up, tremella Sydney sugar water, Chinese flowering quince syrup, lotus lily red bean paste... With all real sugar water into the pot, Turkey simmer, use time out of blindly delicious sweet! Quickly transferred to do delicate girl [fairies]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

汽车之家：
    #家人帮家人# 正在为购车纠结的同学们，来这条微博里留下你的购车条件（如：价格、三厢两厢或SUV、手挡或自动挡、追求动力、空间等），转发并评论，让大家一起帮你挑一款爱车吧。购车信息越详细，越有机会被家家推荐 。 ​
[# # family help family are shopping with classmates, to leave your car in this tweet conditions (such as price, saloon sta or SUV, hand or automatic, the pursuit of power, space, etc.), and forward comments, let us together to help you pick a car. Car-buying information more detailed, more have a chance to be every recommendation. ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

平安北京：
    【转发致敬反恐英雄！这些真实的反恐画面让人动容……】年，名暴恐分子在杀害无辜群众后藏匿起来，武警接到任务后展开拉网式搜索。刘志军在搜索时，突然被窜出的暴恐分子用长矛刺进了嘴里…… tEzJRON ​
[Forward [salute heroes on terror! These pictures make moving... real terror 】 Years, violence could molecules in hiding after the killing of innocent people, trawl armed police after receiving task. Liu zhijun on search, is suddenly appear suddenly and violently molecular spear stab into the mouth... tEzJRON]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

刘彦斌：
    预测结果不正确属于水平和运气问题，说假话忽悠人骗人就是人品问题！ ​
[Prediction problem belongs to incorrect level and luck, lying cheat people cheating is character! ​]

微博搞笑排行榜：
    漫画就是拿我照片画的[害羞]@楚广义咚咚咚：你有漫画里这么好看？？[喵喵]
[Cartoon is the picture of me (shy) @ chu generalized knocked cartoons so good-looking? Do you have? [meow]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

但斌：
    @吾是宝儿年初，有几个朋友说，如果广州价格降%，就立马冲进去。结果，国庆该楼盘（广钢新城），变，我揶揄他们，干嘛不去买，回答：谁那么笨，现在还买房？[笑cry][笑cry]@随波逐流好日子会回来的，能熬过去的话。@股道热肠也天凉好个秋！
[@ I early is boa, several friends said, if guangzhou price drop %, immediately rush in. (injure) of the new town, and as a result, the National Day the project change, I chaffed them, why dont you go and buy, answer who is so stupid, still buy a house? [laughing cry] [laughter cry] @ drift with the current good day will come back of, can get over it. @ good Joe fields is also cool and good autumn day!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    回复@JeremyHoward[微笑]@JeremyHoward我觉得邓小平真的是中国最伟大的领导人
[Reply @ JeremyHoward @ JeremyHoward [smiles] I think deng xiaoping really is Chinas greatest leaders]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑：
    #猫扑段子# 女生逛商场vs男生逛商场。是这样吗？[允悲]（via.杰克波比） ​
[# # mop jokes girls shopping mall vs boys. Is that so? [allow sad] (via. Bobby jack)]

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