Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽：
    这也太惨了[doge]
[Its too miserable [doge]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷：
    弹幕比剧好看 #橙红年代#【求婚大作战】全剧最浪漫、最有创意的求婚场面有没有感动到你？快来看看出自谁手吧[笑而不语]光哥不但当得了保安、卖得了烤串、开得了沙场，如今又多了“求婚策划”这项技能[笑而不语]PS：是“娃娃”，不是“蛙蛙”[笑而不语] @William威廉陈伟霆 tEhmBCv ​
[Barrage than play nice orange # # s 【 】 proposal against the proposed performed the most romantic, the most creative scene have moved to you? Come and have a look at who hand [smiling without a word] light elder brother not only when good security, sell good roast string, battlefield, can drive now propose plot was the more skills [smiling without a word] PS is baby, not frog frog [smiling without a word] @ William William William tEhmBCv]

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【#靳东影视天地 管理员道歉#】近日，靳东官方粉丝团认证号“靳东影视天地”转发了一条王凯参加献血活动的微博且言语措辞不当。日，靳东影视天地称此次事件为涉事管理者个人行为，并表示对该管理已撤职处理且永不再录用，诚挚道歉并将严肃整顿，但有网友质疑其未向受害者道歉>>tEhmQIzt ​
[【 # JinDong film world administrators apologize # 】 recently, JinDong official fan club certification number JinDong movie heaven and earth forwarding a wang to participate in blood donation activities of weibo poor wording and words. Heaven and earth, JinDong film called the incident involved managers individual behavior, and said to the management has sacked processing and never hired, sincere apology and serious rectification, but some question its not apologize to the victim > > tEhmQIzt]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪汽车：
    #微博交通台# 【[话筒]明天起 北京机动车限行尾号更换】国庆节后开车上班记得看是否限行！自年月日至年月日，星期一至星期五限行机动车车牌尾号分别为：和、和、和、和、和。届时，与北京限号规则一致的地区也将同步轮换。最新限号日历转发收藏↓↓↓ ​​
[# # weibo communication radio [[microphone] tomorrow Beijing motor vehicle restrictions and private replace 】 drive to work after the National Day remember to see whether the limit line! Since (date) (month) (year) to (date) (month) (year), Monday to Friday limit line motor vehicle license plate tail number is respectively and, and, and, and, and. At the appointed time, consistent with Beijing limit rule # areas will also be synchronous rotation. The latest limited number calendar forward collection left left left]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家：
    #家家新闻# 【E周见|巴黎车展盘点马斯克卸任董事长】十一假期转瞬即逝，紧张忙碌的工作扑面而来，在过去的天小长假里，汽车圈有哪些新鲜事儿呢：巴黎车展热闹非凡，各路新能源车纷纷抢镜；第批新能源汽车推荐目录发布；马斯克将卸任特斯拉董事长等等，欲知详情如何，尽在本期E周大事件~~...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # every news [see | E week Paris motor show inventory musk outgoing chairman] holidays fleeting, hectic work, in the past day small long vacation, auto circle about what fresh Paris motor show jollification, various new energy cars are getting mirror; Released the first batch of new energy vehicles recommended directory; Musk will leave teslas chairman, etc., for more details on how to do in this weeks events ~ ~ E... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小米手机：
    国庆假期即将结束，打开相册回顾一下，说说你都去了哪里？带上#今天来拍#话题发博晒出照片，新品手机等你拿，详情→tEhbmRp
[National Day holiday is coming to an end, open the photo album review, tell me about where you went? Take # today to take pictures # topic bo sun out, new mobile phone waiting for you to take, - > tEhbmRp for details]

探索黑科技，为发烧而生。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    哈哈哈哈哈好久没见过这么脑洞大开的广告了，“米”之骄傲，迷之好笑，末尾竟然还有超级大彩蛋！看完你一定会转发！#天猫超级品类日# 真的有点厉害！
tEhmGQsc ​
[Ha ha ha ha ha I havent seen so imaginative, m of pride, fan of funny, even at the end of the super big egg! Watching you will forward! # # Tmall super category, really fierce! < br > tEhmGQsc]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪新闻客户端：
    【#靳东影视天地声明#：诚挚道歉】近日，靳东官方粉丝团认证号“靳东影视天地”转发了一条王凯参加献血活动的微博且言语措辞不当。日，靳东影视天地称此次事件为涉事管理者个人行为，并表示对该管理已撤职处理且永不再录用，诚挚道歉并将严肃整顿，但有网友质疑其未向受害者道歉>>tEhmQIzt ​
[【 # JinDong film world statement # sincere apology 】 recently, JinDong official fan club certification number JinDong movie heaven and earth forwarding a wang to participate in blood donation activities of weibo poor wording and words. Heaven and earth, JinDong film called the incident involved managers individual behavior, and said to the management has sacked processing and never hired, sincere apology and serious rectification, but some question its not apologize to the victim > > tEhmQIzt]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选：
    力气真大[允悲]@ZZZ张文曼哈哈哈，太搞笑了吧@纳兰无羁哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@文科班校花酱xswl@水晶男孩鸡大帅检票员：就没有我剪不了的票@黄濑濑濑濑哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@吃不胖的小检票员手劲挺大啊[笑cry]
[True strength [allow sad] @ ZZZ Zhang Wenman ha ha ha, too funny ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ @ he freedom beauty queen sauce XSWL @ crystal arts class boy chicken guard conductor no I cant cut ticket @ yellow dalai dalai dalai dalai ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ eat not fat little conductor had very big [laugh cry]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

天猫：
    #国庆焕新黄金周# 快结束了，#喵之锦鲤# 十一家电大礼包将于tEhmTGd ，本喵想知道充满欧气的小手到底是谁的呢？
[# National Day refresh the end of the golden week #, # # meow brocade carp package will be tEhmTGd eleven home appliance, the meow wants to know of the gas hand exactly is who?]

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猫扑：
    【游客称被强收元停车费 村民：谈好价格临走不认账[吃瓜]】日，河北张果老山景区，有网友称将车停放在停车场外空闲地方，返程时村民上前收取元停车费。 收费者女儿回应，游客停车处是他们家的地，之前已经谈好收取停车费，“我妈给她看了一天，他不给我妈钱，还说一个老太太乱收费”。...全文： m.weibo ​
[[visitors say be stronger yuan villagers talk about good prices do not recognise he left [eat the melon]], hebei Zhang Guo laoshan scenic spot, some netizens said he parked his car in the parking lot outside the leisure place, return when the villagers to collect yuan. Tollers daughter responded, visitors parking place is their home land, parking charges already, my mother showed her one day, he didnt give it to my mom, said an old lady chaos. ... The full text m. eibo]

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ZAKER：
    【贾跃亭和许家印撕破脸！FF原股东香港提仲裁试图踢恒大出局】 耗尽 亿美元后，贾跃亭开始谋划将许家印名下恒大集团踢出 FF 。 tEhmOgz ​
[【 Jia Yueting and Mr Xu war! Trying to kick Evergrande FF the original shareholders to Hong Kong arbitration out 】 after running out of $Jia Yueting began plotting to play FF Evergrande slot name group. tEhmOgz]

传递价值资讯：myzaker

冷笑话精选：
    你会怎么办？[笑cry] ​
[What will you do? [laughing cry]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【为#防游客踏进景点#拍照 景点布下“#刺猬阵#”】#景点布阵防游客踏入拍照#国庆期间，不少游客出游出现一些不文明现象。在敦煌雅丹国家地质公园，为了防止游客进入景区内的著名景点拍照，同时也出于保护雅丹地貌和游客安全的考虑，景点周围布下了密密麻麻的“刺猬阵”。这个“刺猬阵”看起来吓人，却...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 picture for # # anti visitors step into attractions attractions set # hedgehog array # 】 # # attractions to prevent visitors step into many photos during the National Day, many tourists travel to appear some uncivilized phenomenon. In dunhuang yadan national geological park, in order to prevent tourists from entering the famous scenic spot of scenic spot, also for the sake of to protect the safety of yadan landform and tourists, deployed thickly dotted around scenic spots hedgehog array. The hedgehog array looks scary, but... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

微博搞笑排行榜：
    恭喜@傻的吗吗_ 等名用户获得【两箱雪糕】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCwwnZ对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tEhmsg
[Congratulations to @ silly?? _ user so as to obtain ice cream 】 【 two box. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCwwnZ supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tEhmsg]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗