2018年5月4日星期五

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    预告今晚分互动题目:“给男朋友发消息说我好像怀孕了,他怎么回复​​​​​​”。(本条预告分钟后删除) ​​​​
[Forecast tonight in interactive topic send boyfriend said that Im pregnant, he how to reply. (this article forecast minutes remove)]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

但斌:
    继续第三晚的会议,A队队员感谢B队队员为他们赛出好成绩的付出。B队队员要为A股队员搭拆帐篷等……四天公里的赛程,有许多值得赞赏的同学相互帮助和支持的事情,中暑晕倒还有非要继续坚持比赛,不脱中欧后退的同学,让人感动!tRucI ,点出发,完赛在即! ​
[Thank you continue meeting the third night, A team B team for their good results from his game. B team for a-share players set down the tent, etc... Four days km race, there are many worthy of praise students help and support each other, heat stroke fainting and must continue to adhere to the game, not to take off central backward students, let a person touched! TRucI, starting point, will finish soon! ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    夕阳下的营地,不远处就是一望无际的大风车 ​
[The camp, the sunset is the endless large wind turbines]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

南方都市报:
    传统的也可以是潮流的[心]
[Traditional can also be a trend of [heart]]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

但斌:
    按照中欧的传统,一般第三天比赛完,要一起拍“光猪照”。[笑cry][哈哈] ​
[According to the tradition of central Europe, generally the third day of the race, together to pig. [laughing cry] (ha ha)]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    今天公里出发前,全体中欧B队成员合影留念! ​
[Km today before you leave, all the central B team members took a group photo! ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    #猫扑夜话# 有没有哪个瞬间时刻,会突然想起你的前任? ​
[# # mop night did a moment, suddenly remind of your predecessor? ​]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ: ;杨女士QQ:

冷笑话精选:
    嗯@程皓宸:其实最难过的不是分手,而是分手以后,你发现他还是过得挺好,很快有了新的女朋友,有了新的生活。而你还是活在过去,梦中有他。醒来后的那种怅然若失,突然感觉特别对不起自己,不但没有往前走,还把自己弄得一团糟。 ​​​​没有办法和喜欢的人在一起其实是人生的常态。
[Well @ Cheng Haochen it is the most sad is not break up, but after break up, you still find him good, soon have a new girlfriend, a new life. And you still live in the past, my dream with him. Woke up that kind of loss, suddenly feel very sorry, did not go forward, also put himself into this mess. There is no way and favorite people together is the norm of life.]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

但斌:
    今天公里赛程,大部分时间跑,走了有公里,用时小时分钟。和长庆、还有旅的两个校友还有一个上海交大高金班的同学一起冲线。交大的同学说年就看过我的书,这也是缘分。完成今天的赛程,明天公里就轻松了![爱心][拥抱][强] tRuAJGI ​
[Km race today, most of the time run, walked with km, hours and minutes. And changqing, and the first two brigades alumni Shanghai jiaotong university and a high gold classmates together to finish. Jiaotong university classmates said year they read my book, this is the fate. Complete schedule today, tomorrow, km is easy! [love] [hug] [good] tRuAJGI]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选:
    😂@光环姑娘的招财猫:课代表!课代表哪去啦[怒骂]
[😂@光环姑娘的招财猫:课代表! Class representative which go to [denounced]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小野妹子学吐槽:
    #越投入越幸福#当年粉刘指导的时候,就被他的付出打动,为了突破直拍的瓶颈,不惜放弃自己早已养成的技法,终于带领国乒站上辉煌。如今变换角色,依然一颗红心热血天下,认真投入的男人自带光环,各位小姐姐,看完视频还不来粉一下?tRujQTqm ​
[# # the into the happiness that powder guidance when liu, was impressed by what he did, in order to breakthrough the bottleneck of play, do not hesitate to give up their already developed techniques, finally lead the ping glory on the site. Now change role, is still a red heart blood all over the world, engaged in men with aura, dear little sister, dont finish see video to powder? tRujQTqm]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家:
    #夜福利#激情四射 英菲尼迪Q 款 Eau Rouge concept ​
[# # passionate night welfare Infiniti Q model Eau Rouge concept]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小米手机:
    今晚讨论一个严肃的问题
你是谁,你为什么而奋斗?

#小米夜探##我是谁我为什么而奋斗# ​

[This evening to discuss a serious issue < br > who you are, why do you fight? < br > < br > # millet night agent # # # I am who I why struggle]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

新浪汽车:
    #解码新车#【有槽点也有优势 试驾日产途达】日产在只有途乐支撑硬派SUV的市场中,终于投入了一台中型SUV途达,售价区间为.万元—.万元。大梁底盘搭载.L自吸+AT,分时四驱,在越野能力出众的同时,又显得硬派过头了,照搬纳瓦拉略显低廉的内饰,还有不符合它身份的后轮鼓刹...详情戳链...全文: m.weibo ​
[# decoding new car # 【 slotted also have advantages To drive of nissans way of nissan in the only way support hard SUV market, finally into a midsize SUV way, price range for. Ten thousand yuan. Ten thousand yuan. Girder chassis carry. L self-priming + ats, time-sharing all-wheel-drive, AT the same time in the superior off-road capability, and is hard to send too much, copy the navarre slightly cheap interiors, and does not conform to it as to the identity of the rear wheel drum brake... Poke chain details... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

蔡依林:
    我要發瘋了 ~太美了 ~~ NARS ERDEM 明天來畫看看 tRuuslUX ​
[Im going crazy ~ so beautiful ~ ~ NARS ERDEM to see tRuuslUX tomorrow]

猫扑:
    【丈夫王斌讲述患癌妻子求友撞死始末“我在现场看着她被撞,很痛苦!”】江苏句容女子吴某因癌症晚期不堪折磨,和丈夫王某多次请求朋友徐某某帮助其自杀。徐某某答应后,开车将其撞倒并碾压。被送往医院后,吴某及其家人主动要求出院,最终死于家中。年月日,王某和徐某涉嫌故意杀人罪被起诉。...全文: m.weibo ​
[The husband from about cancer wife occupied by making friends I looked at her and knocked at the scene, very painful! Jurong woman Wu Mou for cancer unbearable torture, and her husband xu wang mou repeatedly asked friends some help its suicide. Xu a promise, after driving caused him to fall and crush. Was taken to hospital after Wu Mou request out of the hospital, and his family finally died from home. (date) (month) (year), wang mou and xu indicted on suspicion of intentional homicide. ... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ: ;杨女士QQ:

新沐sunshine:
    tRuudQOA ​
[tRuudQOA]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

知乎:
    #知乎盐club# #新知青年大会# 知乎「A store of Q&A」问答概念商店,青年节在北京 @悠唐广场 开业。一瓶水、一袋薯片,一件雨衣、一辆自行车,看似平常的物品都成为被好奇心包裹的主角,于是我们在这里遇见了有趣的灵魂,碰到了好奇于周遭的人们。目前营业时间还剩最后 小时,欢迎各位「问题青年」 ​
[# # # zhihu salt club# knowledge youth assembly zhihu Q&A concept of A store of Q&A store, youth day @ tang square leisurely opened in Beijing. A bottle of water, a bag of potato chips, a raincoat, a bike, seemingly ordinary things become the protagonist of parcel by curiosity, so we met here interesting soul, encountered the curiosity to the people around him. Currently operating time and then there were the last hour, welcome to the problem of youth]

发现更大的世界

汽车之家:
    #家家汽车文化##蔚来ES#【初尝动态性能 场地试驾蔚来ES创始版】之前我们拍过ES的静态解读,链接如下:tRungggI。这次主要体验多媒体系统,以及场地内的简单动态性能,来跟陈庚一起看看ES的表现究竟如何?tRundfE ​
[# # # every auto culture wei to ES# [the first dynamic performance venues test-drive wei to ES founding version 】 we made before ES static, link is as follows tRungggI. The main experience of multimedia system, as well as the field dynamic performance of simple, come and look at how ES performance with Chen Geng? tRundfE]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

但斌:
    转:人生,就是一场自己与自己的较量:让积极打败消极,让快乐打败忧郁,让勤奋打败懒惰,让坚强打败脆弱。在每一个充满希望的清晨,告诉自己:努力,就总能遇见更好的自己。 ​
[ life, is a with their own race let positive defeat negative, let happiness beat depression, let hard beat laziness, make strong beat fragile. In every hopeful morning, tell yourself, effort, can meet the better yourself. ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家:
    你离你的梦想之车差了多少顿小龙虾?[doge]
[How much did you let your dream car, small lobster? [doge]]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    小奶狗就是这个意思@一仟零一:长见识了 很骚气 传说中的小奶狗?
[Thats what little milk dog mean @ the thousand and one long seen very SAO gas The legendary milk little dog?]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

微博位置:
    年月日 点分左右,成都市武侯区天府长城偶遇明星李易峰,详细内容请点击 tRuuduzd ​
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, wuhou district of chengdu tianfu encounters Great Wall star li yi feng, the details please click tRuuduzd]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

一块去旅行:
    你觉得有哪些地方一定要趁年轻的时候去呢? [思考] #五四青年# ​
[Do you think what are the local young when must go to? [thinking] # # WuSiQing years]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

猫扑:
    快速平移
[A quick translation]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ: ;杨女士QQ:

但斌:
    终于有一天卖出了!@禤国源:茅台卖出了
[Finally and one day to sell! @ XuanGuoYuan maotai selling]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车:
    #新能源出行#【能开上它比超跑还难得!蔚来ES场地体验】蔚来ES拥有一副极具未来感的外观,配置丰富,还有可以调戏的NOMI智能系统。ES在上市后终于迎来了试驾体验活动,当蔚来之车变为现实,想要走进未来的老司机们还不快来了解一下~@新浪e站tRuEQw ​
[New energy travel # # 【 can run on it than super rare! Wei to ES site experience] wei to ES with a futuristic appearance, extremely rich configuration, also can flirt NOMI intelligent system. ES in post-marketing finally ushered in the drive experience activity, when wei to the car into a reality, want to walk into the future of the old drivers still not quick to learn ~ @ tRuEQw sina e station]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##路特斯Exige Sport #【减重新花样 路特斯Exige Sport 官图】日前,路特斯推出了一款Exige Sport 车型,其采用与Exige Cup 相同的.L V机械增压发动机,最大功率为马力,同时整车质量减重至kg,成为有史以来最轻的V Exige。tRumkNiE ​
[# # every news # # road tesla Exige Sport (minus figure again tesla Exige Sport officer figure 】 a few days ago, the road test launched a Exige Sport models, it adopted with Exige Cup same. L V mechanical turbocharged engine, maximum power as the power, at the same time the mass weight to kg, become the most light V Exige. tRumkNiE]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【女孩遭继母打成“熊猫眼” 警方:正传唤审讯继母】月日,一则“女孩遭继母毒打成‘熊猫眼’”的视频,引发众多网友关注,受伤女孩戴着红领巾,两只眼睛处肿胀如核桃、眼周发紫,脖子处也有伤口,十分残忍。戳链接看视频→tRuuQMF心疼这个小女孩[泪]tRuunn ​
[The girl by the stepmother into panda eye police is called interrogation stepmother] month day, a girl by the stepmother beaten into panda eye video, caused many users attention, injured girl wearing a red scarf, two eyes swelling such as walnut, eyes turned purple, his neck also has the wound, very cruel. Poke links to watch video - > [tears] tRuunn tRuuQMF love this little girl]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #男闺蜜卢家凯#@张晓谦ZHaNG 终于找女票啦~作为“至亲”,当然是要介绍给陈可@戚薇 认识的啦。只是,这饭桌上的气氛似乎有哪里不对?wuli陈可的撕术也真的是real高级!感觉“你们怎么可以吃兔兔!”这个梗真的要被玩坏了[笑cry]#北京女子图鉴# ​
[# @ # male girlfriends Lu Gukai Zhang Xiaoqian ZHaNG finally find female ticket ~ as a close, of course is to introduce an appalling @ stephy. Just, the atmosphere of the dinner there seems something wrong? Wuli appalling tore technique is really real senior! How can you eat rabbit rabbit! The infarction was really to be played bad [laugh cry] # # Beijing womens map]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    七月份的尾巴到底怎么了?感受一下曾轶可前几天现场唱《狮子座》的唱功哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈吓死我了[费解]tRuuXhmL ​
[What has happened to the tail of July? Feel the zeng site a few days ago to sing Leo singing ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha scared me to death tRuuXhmL [difficult]]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    #黄子韬代言小猪短租# 话说黄子韬最近代言的产品真的好多啊,这又代言了一个民宿app。之前住过一次小猪,确实相对酒店,我还是觉得民宿更有意思 [喵喵]
tRuEduyf ​

[# # tao speak pig rent short words tao products really much better recently, the endorsement of a home stay facility app again. Lived before a pig, do relative to the hotel, I still feel that the home stay facility more interesting [meow] < br > tRuEduyf]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

南方都市报:
    【女生一年四季穿汉服:穿着它有民族自豪感,感觉自己像小仙女[憧憬]】武汉的大二女生徐金悦,是一名汉服爱好者。她上大学后用节省下来的元生活费买了多件汉服。她说自己平时上课、逛街,一年四季都穿汉服,别人觉得奇怪,但她觉得汉服有民族特色,自己穿也好看。梨视频tRuRrhW ​
[The girls wear hanfu all the year round in it have a sense of national pride, feel like fairy [hope]] wuhan sophomore girls Xu Jinyue, is a fan of hanfu. After her to go to college in the yuan saved bought more than hanfu. She said her class at ordinary times, go shopping, all the year round wear hanfu, others feel strange, but she felt hanfu with national characteristics, oneself also look good on. Pear video tRuRrhW]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

猫扑:
    【头胎才个月婆婆非要媳妇生二胎,媳妇在家自残痛哭:根本没有精力带娃】月日,江苏南京,一女子怀上二胎不想要,家人坚持要生。女子说头胎才个月大,丈夫又在外工作,自己根本没精力带娃,婆婆说要把孩子带回老家,女子舍不得,冲动之下要做傻事。tRunTJo ​
[The first-born must only months mother-in-law daughter-in-law to have two children, daughter-in-law at home self-harm and wept bitterly no energy with Eva 】 month day, nanjing, jiangsu province, want a woman having a second child, family insisted that gave birth to. Only months old woman said first-born, husband also work outside, oneself didnt energy with Eva, her mother-in-law said to their children back to their hometown, woman loathe to give up, an impulse to do silly things. tRunTJo]

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但斌:
    回复@寻牛归宿之今日封板吃肉[心]@寻牛归宿之今日封板吃肉美好生活的积极态度。加油但总。[good]@但斌[微笑]@发呆小金鱼儿:我心也随但总到达了戈壁[哈哈]
[Reply @ for cow end-result of sealing plate meat today [heart] @ for cow end-result of the positive attitude of meat good life today. But always. [good] @ but bin [smiles] @ stunned little golden fish, also with my heart but always reached the gobi (ha ha)]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

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