Just want to be a beloved clientThe officer micro interesting, dont have a car is not important t

新浪新闻客户端：
    【儿子玩店员手机 妈妈揣走[弱]】月日，安徽马鞍山一女子邢某带儿子到一家内衣店内购物。贪玩的儿子将店员放在柜台上的手机拿着玩，邢某不仅没有制止，还将手机接过，在店员帮她试内衣时淡定地将手机藏起来揣走。目前，邢某被行政拘留。tRPBZ（时间视频） ​
[【 chuai son played with mobile phone shop assistant mother go [less]] month day, anhui ma on shan a woman a xing take son to a lingerie store shopping. Naughty son will the clerk on the counter and mobile phone with a xing does not stop, will also took over as a mobile phone in the shop assistant to help her hide the phone try an underwear calmly chuai. At present, a xing is administrative detention. TRPBZ (video)]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

微博汽车：
    #大V聊车# F系列的卡车不止有猛禽啦~F系列有连续余年销量第一呢，而F系列卡车占销量的一半。这款SuperCrew与猛禽有相同的大心脏！.涡轮增加，扭矩接近，超级有劲儿！[加油]
[Talk about car # # big V F series truck more than have a raptor for several consecutive years sales ~ F series first, and F series trucks account for half of sales. The SuperCrew with the raptors have the same heart! Close to turbine increases, torque, super strength! [go]]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

优酷：
    吴尊魔性操机
#这就是铁甲# “吴白来”，真可爱~操控口诀念起来！尊爸@吴尊 这波技术获得对面的@贪吃蛇_snake 高度肯定！“一山少爷”@张一山 表示嗯……咱赛场上见~[哈哈]@这就是铁甲官博
tRZPxYH ​
[Wu zun ones fuck machine # # < br > this is the real Wu Bailai, really cute ~ control formula to read! And dad @ wu zun This wave of technology to gain high reputation across the @ snake _snake! Mountain master @ yishan zhang said well... I see on the pitch - ha ha @ bo < br > this is the real officer tRZPxYH]

小野妹子学吐槽：
    摇就完事了！[doge]
[Shake is finished! [doge]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家：
    #家家热点时刻#【女子街头被撞怒砸车 惨遭司机疯狂碾压】月日江苏连云港，两女子街头与一司机发生冲突。女子离开时，司机刻意驾车剐蹭该女子，女子生气随手拿起一块石头朝该车车窗砸去。之后惨遭该车司机撞倒碾压。因救援及时，女子已无生命危险，目前事故情况正在进一步处理中。面对司机这种疯狂的...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # hot every time the woman street was hit nu were hit a car driver mad crush 】, lianyungang, jiangsu province, two womens street clashed with a driver. Woman left, the driver drove deliberately cut ceng the woman, the woman angry conveniently picked up a stone towards the car window and hit. Killed off after the driver hit-and-run. Because of rescue in time, women had not life-threatening, the accident is under further processing. In the face of the driver this crazy... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车：
    第三种：看钱包加油[doge]@Kolkie_：完蛋了，没钱加油了。
[Third see a wallet refueling @ Kolkie_ doge, finished, no money up front.]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家：
    #家人来“找茬”#亲爱的家人们，游戏时间到，快来回答吧。下面这张图你能最快猜出它是哪款车吗？最快答对的用户会获得家家送出的精美礼品一份。正确答案将于今晚点转发本微博公布。 ​​​​
[# # family to search for my dear family, the game time, quick to answer. The image below you can guess what it is fastest car? Fastest right users will get every send a nice present. The correct answer will be announced this late forwarding this weibo. ​​​​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    #松下味知轻厨房# 掐指一算，距离你上一次和家人一起吃饭是什么适合呢？上个周末上个月还是上个春节？不要再用没时间和没厨艺做借口啦，总有一种方式，让你用最轻松的状态，和家人共享最珍贵的时刻 @松下轻厨房 tRzFBv ​
[# # panasonic know taste light kitchen device refers to a calculate, from the last time you and your family have dinner together is what for? Last weekend last month or last Spring Festival? Dont again in no time and no cooking as an excuse, there is always a way to let you use the most relaxed state, and family to share the most precious moment @ tRzFBv panasonic light kitchen]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

猫扑：
    这个公交车的雨刷有一颗想骚的心[doge] tRzTLr ​
[The bus wipers have a heart of want to SAO doge tRzTLr]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ： ；杨女士QQ：

平安北京：
    #普通人如何面对持刀歹徒#中国公安教普通人如何面对持刀歹徒，简直太帅了 ，这才是正确的求生方式，真的太实用了，一定要学会！ ​tRzagq ​
[# # ordinary people how to face the knife scoundrel China public security to teach people how to face with a knife, he is too handsome, this is the right way to survive, is really very practical, must learn to! tRzagq]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

优酷：
    #假如没有遇见你#幕后催泪花絮，“把病痛当做正常生活”，主人公原型现场诉说，生活远比故事苦难，他们乐观的样子散发的温度太美太动人 tRzqS ​
[# # if I did not meet you tear trivia behind the scenes, the pain as a normal life, the protagonist prototype field, life is far better than the story of suffering, their sense of optimism too beautiful and moving tRzqSs temperature]

冷笑话精选：
    哈哈哈哈哈快收下今日份笑点[笑cry]@小飞侠学长：啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈别放了！！！笑尿了！！！！@雷彬红哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈这到底是什么沙雕视频[跪了]@卖脸少女：哈哈哈哈哈小兰听了想打人[允悲]
[Ha ha ha ha ha quickly take a punchline [laugh cry] today @ Peter pan senior dont put a mew ahaha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! Smile to urinary!!!!!!!!!!!! @ LeiBinGong video ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what exactly is this sand] [kneeling @ sell face girl ha ha ha ha ha xiao LAN heard want to hit people [allow sad]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

但斌：
    这个冒充我的微博已经投诉过很多次，但新浪微博就是不处理！@微博股票 刚才又投诉了一次：“冒充我，请查处！谢谢！”[怒][怒][怒] ​
[The pretend to be my weibo has complained many times, but sina weibo is not processing! @ weibo shares Just complain it again pretend to be me, please investigate! Thank you very much! [anger] [anger] [anger]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽：
    岛国一位大触表示，在地毯上没事儿蹭一蹭，就可以得到许多名画[跪了] ​
[Island, a big hit, said have no matter son rub a rub on carpet, can get many famous paintings] [kneeling]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌：
    假冒的太多了！我没有公众号，微博上也是假冒的很多！投诉有时候还没有用[怒]
[Too many fake! I have no public, weibo is also a fake a lot! Complaints sometimes useless [anger]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【儿子玩店员手机 妈妈偷偷将手机揣走[弱]】月日，安徽马鞍山一女子邢某带儿子到一家内衣店内购物。贪玩的儿子将店员放在柜台上的手机拿着玩，邢某不仅没有制止，还将手机接过，在店员帮她试内衣时淡定地将手机藏起来揣走↓↓tRPBZ 也有网友称，这就是偷东西的套路。你怎么看？ ​
[【 son played with mobile phone shop assistant Mother secretly to leave the mobile phone with weak []] month day, anhui ma on shan a woman a xing take son to a lingerie store shopping. Naughty son will the clerk on the counter and mobile phone with a xing does not stop, will also took over as a mobile phone in the shop assistant to help her hide the phone try an underwear calmly chuai walk left left tRPBZ also have net friend say, this is stealing things. What do you think? ​]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

玛莎拉蒂_Maserati：
    #玛莎拉蒂动态#近日，两年一度的摩纳哥经典车大奖赛（Grand Prix de Monaco Historique）在历史悠久的蒙特卡洛赛道上如期举办，辆经典老爷车齐聚于此，玛莎拉蒂F、AGCM、CM等辆传奇赛车亦惊喜亮相，曾经叱咤风云的猛兽依旧英姿飒爽，仿佛那段统治赛道的岁月从未走远。tRzkykg ​
[Dynamic # # maserati recently, biennial Monaco Grand Prix classic car (Grand Prix DE Monaco Historique) held as scheduled on a long history of the monte carlo circuit, a classic car gather hereat, maserati, F AGCM, CM, such as legendary car also surprise appearance, once all-powerful beast is still a pistol, as if the rule track years never go far. tRzkykg]

传承意大利经典设计和手工定制传统，玛莎拉蒂旗下QP总裁轿车、Ghibli轿车、SUV Levante、GT跑车、GC敞篷跑车完美诠释优雅、奢华、运动与激情，带您体验无与伦比的驾乘感受，助您开启卓尔不凡的人生旅程。

星巴克中国：
    就在今天，终于可以在门店买到星冰粽啦。五款高颜值的小粽粽，你会抢先pick哪一款？ ​
[Just for today, finally can buy star ice reed in the stores. Small five high levels of appearance and reed reed, which model you will beat a pick? ​]

星巴克咖啡公司成立于年，始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间，门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。

冷笑话精选：
    哈哈哈哈哈哈柯南，你不怕被踢死吗[允悲]
（twitter：CalamariPop）
tRzDQt ​
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha conan, you are not afraid to be kicked to death [allow sad] < br > (twitter CalamariPop) < br > tRzDQt]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

南方都市报：
    为机智的司机师傅点赞👍
[为机智的司机师傅点赞👍]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

但斌：
    去高热、解沉疴、建地基，AI+短视频未来有哪些可能 tRzeis ​
[To high fever, the rottenness, building foundation, AI + short video what are the possible future tRzeis]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    发表了博文《B站要在日本开设动画制作公司，做好趟雷准备了吗？--文都叫兽》B站要在日本开设动画制作公司，做好趟雷准备了吗？文都叫兽　　来源：动漫经济学　　　在《旧约》中，迦南被形容为一块“流着奶和tRzDZye ​
[Published the post station B to open a animation company in Japan, prepare for trip to ray? - wen call beast B station to open a animation company in Japan, prepare for trip to ray? Wen called animal source anime economics in the old testament, the land of Canaan was described as a flow with milk and tRzDZye]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【蒋劲夫发爱国感言 粉丝称“正能量”[加油]】#蒋劲夫#留学后一直热议不断。今天凌晨，他发了一条微博，称“中国太强大，我们很自豪！！！！！！！！就是，干！！！！”引发热议。有人猜测他喝多了，也有人调侃，“这真的不是#黄子韬#发的吗？”你怎么评价他这条微博？你觉得正能量吗？ ​
[【 Jiang Jinfu patriotic speeches Fan said positive energy [oil]] # # Jiang Jinfu after study abroad has been hotly debated. Early this morning, he sent a weibo, said China is too strong, we are very proud!!!!!!!!!!! Is that dry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Triggered heated debate. There was speculation that he drank too much, also some people ridicule, its really not # # tao hair? How do you evaluate his tweet this? What do you think of the positive energy? ​]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

汽车之家：
    #家家汽车文化#神操作！实拍法拉利F换轮胎全过程~ tRzlzCh ​
[# # god every car culture operation! Will ferrari process ~ tRzlzCh F changing a tire]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车：
    #交通万象# 姿势满分[偷笑] tRzna ​
[# # traffic phenomena pose out [laughing] tRzna]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑：
    【女子向幼儿园扔啤酒罐 叫嚣“砸死人赔万”】月日，陕西西安一幼儿园做早操时，突然砸来两罐啤酒，所幸无人受伤。据悉，涉事女子住在幼儿园隔壁高层，称孩子太吵影响睡眠，叫嚣“砸死一个赔万”，目前已被带至派出所。tRvsgL ​
[【 woman throw beer cans to kindergarten and shouted hit the dead to compensate all 】 month day, xi an a kindergarten to do morning exercises, suddenly hit to two cans of beer, but luckily no one was injured. Is understood to be involved and senior womens lives in kindergarten door, said the child is too noisy affect sleep, Shouting batter to death over a loss, has been brought to the police station. tRvsgL]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ： ；杨女士QQ：

但斌：
    詹姆斯再不砍++ 可能就真的要出局了！ tREDfh ​
[James didnt cut + + might really want out! tREDfh]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    美国共有多少架战机? 数字惊人! 俄罗斯更是让人不敢相信! tRzexGd ​
[How many aircraft in the United States? Staggering Numbers! Russia is to let people cant believe it! tRzexGd]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    中国最昂贵的大桥，却沦为了“鸡肋”，真要浪费上千亿人民币吗？ tRzeAg ​
[The most expensive bridge, China has become a chicken ribs, really waste billions of RMB? tRzeAg]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽：
    看完 #我爱你，五月# 这部微电影，来确认下不是只有我一个看完想恋爱。如果我也有蒲公英水晶球，嗯，不知道新垣结衣和长泽雅美哪一个会是我老婆。 tRpfnH ​
[# # I love you, may the micro film, to confirm that not only me a read want to love. If I have the dandelion crystal ball, well, I dont know the new walls and the clothes and long ZeYa beauty which one will be my wife. tRpfnH]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

冷笑话精选：
    看着好有食欲，肚子饿了[跪了]
[Looking at good appetite, hungry] [kneeling]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

但斌：
    美国又给普京出个难题：数亿军火资助乌克兰跟俄罗斯作对！ tRzdPZN ​
[The United States and to give an problem Mr Putin hundreds of millions of ammunition support Ukraine against Russia! tRzdPZN]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    灯泡分奇兵神奇三分 火箭天王山险胜勇士- tRzRSI ​
[Jones, magic bulb points three points The rockets star narrowly beat the warriors - tRzRSI mountains]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

薛蛮子：
    又飞了 tRWJMAr ​
[Fly again tRWJMAr]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

但斌：
    台现“断交潮” 蔡英文深夜疯言大陆踩我底线了 tRzAs ​
[Taiwan now recognize tide tsai ing-wen, midnight madness mainland tRzAs step on my bottom line]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人