2018年5月28日星期一

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冷笑话精选:
    马了[并不简单]@蚊子鼠有空看
[The horse [] are not simple @ the mosquito mouse free]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

玩转instagram:
    cos超级英雄的小树人Groot,太可爱了![喵喵] ​
[Cos superhero trees Groot, lovely! [meow]]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话#听友:我和男友快结婚了,阿姨(他妈妈)身体不好,要收拾下新家,缝被子,阿姨经常跟我说,累了,身体不好,特别缝被子还说累了,好像发愁,我就和他说:阿姨说缝被子累了,我觉得那缝被子不是一个人的活,可让邻居啥帮忙,他就说没人帮忙,要不让我妈过去帮忙!我当时就说哪有娶媳妇,让女...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend Im going to be married with her boyfriend, the aunt () his mother in poor health, to clear up a new home, quilting, aunt often said to me, tired, the body is not good, especially to quilt also said that tired, seems to be anxious, I and he said, the aunt said quilt tired, I felt the quilt is not a person to live, can let a neighbors help, he said no one to help, dont let my mother over to help! I said at that time which have already marry daughter-in-law, let female... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:总因为一些鸡毛蒜皮的小事情,男朋友跟我生气,特别难哄好,每次都不理人,打电话不接发微信不回。直到我隔天跑到他家,哄他,才能哄好。他这种冷暴力真的让我挺难以接受的,虽然问题有时候因为我讲话的时候方式方法不对,但是他的小心眼也让我挺难受的每次,该怎么办这种时候?金山...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend because of some trivial little things, always angry with my boyfriend, especially hard to coax good, every time all ignore people, called letter not back! Until I coaxed and ran to his house the next day, to coax. He is very hard to accept the cold violence really let me, although sometimes when I speak way right way, but his narrow-minded say-uncomfortable makes me every time, what should I do this time? Jinshan... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

猫扑:
    月惊现日?这#多出来的一天#是怎么回事?这天妈妈从睁眼醒来,一系列神奇的事情就在发生……《妈妈的时间机器》第四季沿袭一贯暖心手法加超强脑洞,打造了一支超创意视频,还为大家准备了#幸福生活厨房方案#哦~看完我又相信梦想了。关注#方太幸福生活厨房方案#给至亲至爱的家人一套好厨电。...全文: m.weibo ​
[On show? This # # extra day is how to return a responsibility? The day mom from him only wake up, a series of amazing things are happening... The mothers time machine in the fourth quarter has followed the warm heart technique with super imagination, to build a super creative video, also # # kitchen solution happy life for you read ~ I believe that dream again. So happy life have concerns about the # # kitchen solution to our nearest and dearest relatives family a good kitchen electricity. ... The full text m. eibo]

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猫扑:
    给大家表演一下滚球球 tRcpJGM ​
[To show the ball ball tRcpJGM]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    看到收集上来的评论正能量满满,忍不住又刷了一遍视频tRBpY 一辈子很长,成长也许只需要几个瞬间。发现大家好有爱,刷卡刷出去的不是钱,而是责任、爱,同时也是刷新自己的过程,优秀的评论已整理,看看你上榜了吗?#被人生击中的个瞬间# ​
[See comments collected are full of energy, cannot help but again brush again video tRBpY lifetime is very long, growth may only need a few moments. Found everyone there is love, go out on your credit card is not money, but a responsibility, love, is also a refresh their own process, good comments have arrange, see you on the list? # # is life hit a moment]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活# 难道这就是顺丰运费贵的原因?[doge][doge][doge]前张图的车你们都认识几辆?[吃瓜] ​
[Travel life # # this is the reason why the freight your motion? [doge] [doge] [doge] before you all know several picture of the car? [eat the melon]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    一张图一个故事@天使爱做梦lmq评论里好多暖心的事 [心]
[Picture a story @ angel love dream LMQ comments a lot warm heart [heart]]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

小野妹子学吐槽:
    如果道歉后依然没有被原谅,那心里应该有数自己做的事是有多么可怕了[拜拜] ​
[If has still not forgiven after the apology, the heart should have oneself do is how terrible [bynum]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    发表了博文《腾讯水逆:大公司走向伟大公司的必经之路?--作者丨姚赟》腾讯水逆:大公司走向伟大公司的必经之路?文盒饭财经(ID:daxiongfan)  作者丨姚赟  年月,水星逆行,天蝎座tRcCAXa ​
[Published a blog post the tencent water inverse big company the way to the great company? - the author 丨 Yao Yun tencent water inverse big company the way to the great company? Text boxes of finance and economics (ID daxiongfan) author 丨 Yao Yun exergue, mercury will be retrograde, Scorpio tRcCAXa]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

南方都市报:
    【旬老人瞒着家人偷偷去郑州旅行:下午点一定要到家,不然会被孩子发现[哈哈]】月日,郑州,旬老人王青然为了实现自己的心愿,独自从洛阳坐高铁到郑州旅游,早上出门中午又坐高铁回去,他还把身份证挂在胸前,防止自己走丢。因怕孩子担心,他偷偷跑出来,不停强调自己点前一定要到家。(梨视频...全文: m.weibo ​
[Ten-day old man secretly hide from family trip to zhengzhou point must get home in the afternoon, or will be children found [ha ha]] month day, zhengzhou, ten-day Wang Qingran old man in order to achieve their wishes, from luoyang sit high iron to zhengzhou travel alone, go out in the morning and at noon to sit high iron back, he also hung his id card in the bosom, prevent himself wandered off. Because of the fear of children worry, he secretly ran out, emphasizing that must get home before they order. (pear video... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

金山夜话博主:
    我关注了金山夜话超话,小伙伴们快来加入金山夜话超话一起聊聊吧~戳这里→ tRofJD ​
[I focus on the jinshan night, friends to join jinshan night ultra words together talk ~ - tRofJD stamp here]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:我老公出轨回归还和小三割不断。现在我发现他还背地里联系,我让从家里搬走,他说还舍不得我和孩子,我让他放不下小三去找小三,如果真心想要这个家就搬出去但可以离我和孩子近点。以后如果断清楚了真放下了,我也能接受了,再考虑一起过。老师,我这样处理合适吗?老师还有什么建议...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listen to friends my husband also derailed regression and small three cut constantly. Now I found he was secretly to contact, I moved away from home, he said still loathe to give up my child and I, I let him put down small three to find small three, if really want the house can move out but can near my child and I am. Later if broken out really put down, I can also accept, consider together again. Teacher, I do this right? The teacher and what advice... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

但斌:
    火箭已凉凉!赔率看勇士完胜抢七大战晋级总决 tRGE ​
[The rockets are cool! Odds to see the warriors won a tie-break war promotion tRGE finale]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家:
    #家家试驾评测##领克#【驾驶乘坐皆不同 试驾领克 .T.T】领克延续了的品质,无论是设计用料还是动力底盘都是同价位合资车中的顶级水平,缺点就是是空间比较小,那么具体表现怎么样,让我们一起来视频中看个究竟吧!tRcKwAM ​
[# every test evaluation # # # get g [driving take are different Test drive led g. T.T 】 get g for quality, both in design and materials and dynamic chassis is the top level of the joint venture car prices, faults is relatively small space, so how about specific performance, lets see a video on earth! tRcKwAM]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    @智联招聘 联合《上海女子图鉴》发布#职场女子图鉴# 之女性职场生活数据报告,让数据告诉你,尽管她们入职起薪低、升职概率小,工作之外还要顾家,但时刻不忘给自己充电,厚积薄发[加油]你是正在打拼中的职场女子吗?你也有过这样的职场生活吗?#上海女子图鉴# 每周三准时更新,来优酷遇鉴真自己...全文: m.weibo ​
[@ zhaopin joint Shanghai womens map publishing # # career womens map of womens work life data report, let data tell you, even though they are in low starting salary, a promotion probability is small, outside of work and family, but dont forget to recharge my batteries, whole [oil] youre struggling career woman? You also have such work life? Womens map # # Shanghai Wednesday on time update to youku in distinguishing yourself... The full text m. eibo]

新浪新闻客户端:
    “只能靠道德约束”?
[Only by moral constraint?]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

猫扑:
    【安卓版QQ表情现“恶意彩蛋” 回应:产品BUG】腾讯@手机QQ 回应安卓手机QQ上发送“菜刀”表情和“心碎”表情中间加一个特殊的符号,比如加号、等号等,发送后就会自动生成脏话的情况属产品BUG,不涉及iOS等其他版本。预计今晚完成修复,届时安卓用户重新登录QQ后可正常使用。 tRcScVe
[The android version of the QQ expression is bad egg response product BUG 】 tencent @ response on android mobile phone QQ phone QQ send kitchen and heart expressions expression with a special symbol, such as a plus sign, the equality, etc., after sending will automatically generate the situation of the language is a product BUG, does not involve the iOS and other versions. Tonight is expected to complete repair, the android users to log on to QQ after can be normal use. tRcScVe]

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但斌:
    陈水扁怂恿蔡英文“独立公投” 台网友:统一不远 tRqErYr ​
[Chen urged tsai ing-wen independence referendum netizen unified tRqErYr not far away]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽:
    《淑女の追星》@iam_ciyi:日本版淑女的品格吗[憧憬][憧憬][憧憬]
[The lady の make track for a star @ iam_ciyi the Japanese version of the fair maidens character? [hope] [hope] [hope]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷:
    #这就是铁甲# “好奇宝宝”@郑爽微博事务部 上线,铁甲英文名难倒众人~@张一山 @吴尊 撒老师表示随意就好,直接音译多方便~[笑cry]@这就是铁甲官博
tRiziH ​

[# # this is the real curious baby @ Zheng Shuangwei affairs on-line, real baffled all English name ~ @ yishan zhang @ wu zun and teacher said casually, direct, more convenient ~ [laugh cry] @ bo < br > this is the real officer tRiziH]

猫扑:
    #猫扑神转折# 晚上你们在客厅看电视,老公的手机响了,他看了一下,然后拿起手机去了厕所,你感觉有些异样,偷偷溜到了厕所门口,__________。
热评中选取位送上猫扑定制帆布包个!
昨日获奖用户@迷茫的allen @霹雳无敌小野猪 @鸣自指尖的心弦的故事 ​

[# # twist mop god night you watching TV in the living room, the husbands mobile phone rang, and he looked at it and then pick up the phone to the toilet, you feel some strange, sneaked into the toilet door, __________. < br > in the simplicity to select bits to mop custom canvas bag! < br > award-winning user @ yesterday lost Allen invincible ono pig @ @ bang sound from the story of a chord of the fingertip]

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保时捷:
    #porschemoments# 年,保时捷 “第 号”跑车诞生。八年后, 第 , 辆保时捷 驶下生产线 。点击下图,查看保时捷 “” 时刻。 ​
[# porschemoments# years, porsche the first car was born. Eight years later, the first, porsche off the production line. Click on the image below to see porsche moment. ​]

自 年以来,保时捷将旗下全系跑车引入中国,旨在为将我们所倡导的运动体验和创新精神带给每一位渴望挑战、追求完美的中国车友。

微博时尚:
    气质撩汉妆 了解一下[坏笑]
[Temperament liao han makeup look at [laugh]]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

优酷:
    吴亦凡 @Mr_凡先生 在优酷 @优酷星球 给你打电话邀你观看新歌MV,希望每个你都可以 Like That[馋嘴]。打开优酷APP搜索:“吴亦凡” 快来接听!#吴亦凡首张专辑# [色] ​
[Mr Wu queer @ Mr_ every youku @ youku planet call you invite you watch new MV, hope you can Like every That [available]. Open the youtube APP search queer wu to answer quickly! # # wu queer debut album [color]]

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:年前的微信带来的启示》年前的微信带来的启示原创:叶盛叶盛的读书笔记今天最近看到一篇文章《年前关于微信的评论,看完感触颇深》,里面大多内容是对微信功能吐槽,觉得微信没啥用。画面如tRciU ​
[Published a blog post reprinted years ago WeChat bring enlightenment, years ago WeChat original message associate research associate research reading notes today I read an article years ago comments about WeChat, watching some deep feelings , most of the contents is to ridicule WeChat function, feel WeChat futile. Pictures such as tRciU]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

当当李国庆:
    太漂亮了!看完舒服死了!
tRcJBWr ​

[Too beautiful! Watching the comfortable dead! < br > tRcJBWr]

我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵

新浪汽车:
    #儿童出行安全#【平安六一,儿童乘车安全大比拼】儿童骨骼脆弱,经不起任何强力撞击,乘车过程中一旦发生车祸,非常容易受伤,儿童节让我们共同关注儿童乘车安全。即日起关注@新浪汽车 带话题#儿童出行安全#发微博+你拍到的安全宝宝照片。月日在话题页内抽取位最佳安全宝宝,送糖猫儿童安全手表。 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # childrens travel safety [peace children, childrens car safety parade 】 children bones fragile, cannot afford any strong impact, once had a car accident, in the process of car is very vulnerable to injury, the childrens day together, let us focus on childrens security. From now on focus @ sina car with topic # # childrens travel safety bo + your pictures babys safety. On February nd topic pages to extract a best baby, child safety cat watches candies. ... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

微博位置:
    停下忙碌的脚步,来看看美丽的晚霞!
[Stop busy footsteps, to see the beautiful sunset!]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

优酷:
    【遇见·白客】颜值进化成小鲜肉,王大锤终于走向人生巅峰!吐槽高手反被吐槽,戳视频tRcJdu看白客含泪讲述成名后的扎心事儿! ​
[Met, white guest appearance 】 level evolution into small meat and hammer king finally to top our life!!!!!!! Master of teasing is fun, poke video tRcJdu see white guest a tearful about fame after the heart of things! ​]

猫扑:
    【日本综艺虐心验证:你曾爱过的人也爱过你吗?[泪]】回想曾经那些暗恋的经历,你有没有怀疑过:你喜欢的人可能也喜欢过自己?日本综艺节目请来了两位艺人,让他们去寻找曾经喜欢过的人并当面询问有没有喜欢过自己。所以到底是“那些年错过的爱情”?还是“一切都是自作多情”?tRGWKH ​
[【 Japanese variety abuse heart validation have you ever loved also loved you? [tears]] to remember those who has a crush on experience ever, have you ever suspected may also like of the person you like yourself? Japan brought two artists variety show, let them to look for once love people and ask ever like myself face to face. So what exactly is those years miss love? Or everything is unfounded worry? tRGWKH]

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但斌:
    每次到纽约,黄翔都要请我吃饭,年轻有为的小伙子,前途远大![赞][赞][赞]
[Every time to New York, biro wants to invite I to have a meal, young lad, promising! [who] [who] [who]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    最近一直在卖,阿里巴巴在美国则快创历史新高了!不知是因为国内资金紧张导致,还是真不看好腾讯!真是奇怪!@股道热肠也国内资金都在卖腾讯啊?
[In the United States has recently been sold, alibaba is a record! I dont know, because domestic capital tension still really dont like tencent! Its strange! @ good Joe fields is also domestic funds are selling tencent?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

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