小浪同学爱吐槽:
【俯卧撑你真的会做吗?俯卧撑的正确打开方式是这样的...】俯卧撑是最基本也是最流行的体能运动之一,个步骤简明扼要地讲解完美俯卧撑动作。@人人视频 tRzDew
[【 you can really do push-ups? Push-ups right open way is such a... Push ups is one of the most basic and most popular fitness sports, perfect step briefly explain push-ups. @ all video tRzDew]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
汽车之家:
#晚安家人#你开过或者做过最让你膨胀的车是什么?
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
微博搞笑排行榜:
想要彻底忘记一个人,有多困难 ___________________________________
[Want to completely forget a person, how difficult ___________________________________]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【四年恩怨仍未了!坚果R评测引争论 罗永浩王自如隔空互怼[并不简单]】此前锤子科技发布新款旗舰手机坚果R,随后ZEALER科技创始人王自如发布视频评测。今天下午锤子科技CEO罗永浩回复网友评论,二人再次上演隔空互怼,王自如爆料手中还有数十份未公开的邮件。#你啥看法#?tRZsdVi
[Grudge [four years is still outstanding! Nuts R evaluating led debate Mr Luo wang freely across the empty Dui [] are not simple 】 after the hammer technology launched its new flagship phone nut R, then ZEALER founder wang freely released video of science and technology evaluation. Hammer technology CEO Mr Luo reply comments this afternoon, people again a telekinesis Dui, hand freely reported king and dozens of undisclosed mail. # # what your opinion? tRZsdVi]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
但斌:
[心][鲜花][赞]@VIPO:你挑的诗里头总藏着一些很美丽的东西。我们叫它回味。
[[heart] [a flower] [who] @ VIPO you choose the poem always hidden inside something very beautiful. We call it the aftertaste.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
明亮的星
作者:约翰·济慈 [英]
明亮的星,我祈求像你那般坚定——
但我不愿高悬夜空,独自辉映,
像自然间耐心的,不眠的隐士,
永恒地睁着眼睛,
望着动荡的海水如教士那般工作,
围绕世人之涯岸作涤荡的洗礼,
或者凝视飘飞的白雪,
如纱幕般覆盖旷野和群山——
不——但依然只愿坚定如故;
头枕我...全文: m.weibo
[Bright star < br > the author John Keats [British] < br > < br > the bright stars, I pray that as firm as you, < br > but I dont want to hanging on the sky, alone reflect, < br > like natural between patient and sleepless hermit, < br > perpetually with your eyes open, < br > looking at the turbulent waters of the priests that kind of work, < br > the baptism of sloshing around ya shore of the world, < br > or gazed at the flying snow, < br > as veil covers the desert and mountains - < br > - but still not only willing to firm the same; < br > head I... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
日出
作者:乔治·欧康奈尔 [美]
那时我一定二十出头
无知得绝望。
我彻夜不眠地驱赶
冒烟的文字,单独或者结合
它们总不合适。
夜晚如此寒冷的
四月,我窗下的屋顶
在破晓之时
正变得苍白。
我跨出窗台,等待
万物渐显的轮廓
分离,完美的独立
而后光线
柔和的黄金触碰树枝,
脸颊和手指,还有屋顶上...全文: m.weibo
[Sunrise < br > the author George the Cornell [us] < br > < br > then I must be in their early s < br > ignorance to despair. To drive away < br > < br > I up all night smoky, individually or in combination with the < br > they were not right. So cold < br > < br > night in April, the roof under my window < br > in the dawn of the < br > is becoming pale. < br > < br > I cross out of the window, waiting for the < br > everything fade in the outline of the < br > separation, perfect independent < br > < br > then light soft golden touch the branches of trees < br > the cheek and fingers, and on the roof... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
发表了博文《转载:年前关于微信的评论,看完感触颇深》年前关于微信的评论,看完感触颇深观察者网今天(感谢@大叔爱吐槽提供部分截图)tRAZQzH
[Published a blog post comments about micro letter reproduced years ago, after feeling is quite deep, years ago, the comment on micro letter, read some deep observer network feelings today (thanks to uncle @ love poking fun at provide some screenshots) tRAZQzH]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽:
徐静蕾 校服
徐静蕾真的好拼!穿着短裙校服、带着作品《同学两亿岁》空降了高中母校,这么可爱真的没问题吗?充满青春活力的小主演李庚希、朱致灵等人也来到台上愉快互动[好喜欢] 老徐监制的这部校园剧在现场的同学中引出了不少表情帝,那位小哥别笑了,面膜都要笑掉啦[笑cry]
[Xu jinglei uniforms < br > xu really good spell! Wearing short skirt, with a uniform work the classmates, a two hundred million - year - old airborne high school Alma mater, so lovely really no problem? Full of youthful vitality of the small star Li Geng, zhu ling and others also came to the stage to pleasant interaction [like] xu producer in the school play in the students raises many expression emperor, the little brother not to laugh, and the mask [laugh cry] have to laugh off?]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车:
#微博交通台#【女司机驾驶迈巴赫倒车,撞倒路边玩牌的名老人[吃惊]】吉林辽源一名多岁的女司机在驾驶一辆迈巴赫奔驰车倒车时,倒上路边台阶,撞倒正在玩牌的名老人。受伤老人年龄在岁至岁之间,事发后已送医治疗。tRvHRV
[# # weibo communication radio [women drivers driving back the maybach, knock down the side of the road play CARDS in the name of the old man [surprised]] jilin long-withering a s the driver in driving a maybach, Benz, while backing down on the side of the road the steps and knocked down are playing CARDS in the name of the old man. Injured, between old man aged to hospital after the incident has been treated. tRvHRV]
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丑女达人:
这~真是虐死单身狗的节奏!逛个超市都被撒狗粮[偷笑]
[This ~ is killing the rhythm of the single dog! Going to a supermarket were scattered dog food [laugh]]
兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!
猫扑:
#猫扑夜话# 俄罗斯世界杯主题曲《Live It Up》正式发布,你觉得好听吗?你最喜欢哪一届世界杯主题曲? tRAQeq
[# # mop night Russias World Cup theme song Live It Up, the official launch, you feel good? Whats your favorite World Cup theme song? tRAQeq]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ: ;杨女士QQ:
南方都市报:
【最走心忠告~毕业生养花赠学弟学妹:别天天沉迷游戏,生活有很多种状态】南京一名大四毕业生陈玉荣在宿舍养了多株植物,离校之际,他把这些植物送给学弟学妹。他称想通过这种方式告诉他们不要迷恋于游戏,大学其实有很多有意义的事。梨视频tRhxfcI
[【 walk most heart advice to give students graduates working in the junior dont indulged games, everyday life there are many kinds of state] nanjing yu-rong Chen, a senior graduates have many plants in the dormitory, leaving school, he gave junior drove to the plants. He said want to tell them not to have a crush on the game through this way, the university there are a lot of meaningful things. Pear video tRhxfcI]
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冷笑话精选:
马克
[mark]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
小米手机:
#米粉福利委员会# 提前送奖!月日,小米 年度旗舰发布会,新品不止#小米#,猜猜还有什么? tRwSPgS
[# # rice welfare committee in advance to send prize! June , millet Flagship annual conference, new more than # # millet, guess what? tRwSPgS]
探索黑科技,为发烧而生。
汽车之家:
#夜福利#高端豪华商务MPV 瑞风M~
[# # night welfare high-end luxury business MPV refine M ~]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
冷笑话精选:
共勉![心]
[! [heart]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【上海暴雨太大了!上海中心气象台:暴雨黄色预警信号更新为暴雨橙色预警信号】今夜上海暴雨如注,时分,上海中心气象台更新暴雨黄色预警信号为暴雨橙色预警信号!也是今年全市首个暴雨橙色预警信号。未来到小时内全市大部地区累积降水量将达毫米以上。大家安全到家了吗?
[【 Shanghai heavy rain is too big! Shanghai central meteorological observatory yellow rainstorm warning signal update for rainstorm orange early warning signal Shanghai rain, tonight, the center of Shanghai observatory update rain yellow warning signal to heavy orange early warning signal. Also is this year the citys first rainstorm orange early warning signal. In most parts of the city over the next to the hours accumulated rainfall will reach millimeter above. Everybody arrived back home safe and sound? ]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
猫扑:
【中国癌症老人赴美探望女儿,旅游途中莫名被戴手铐遣返[吃惊]】去年月,一名岁中国籍癌症晚期患者,与妻子赴美探望女儿女婿。而在今年月日,一家人搭乘邮轮返抵佛州港口入关时,遭到美国警察盘查,随后老夫妻俩被遣返,途中被戴上手铐,不允许喝水和吃东西,在落地前不允许用手机。在美国女婿...全文: m.weibo
[【 Chinese cancer the old man to visit her daughter, travel on the way a strange handcuffed to repatriate [surprised]] last month, a Chinese cancer at the age of patients, with his wife to visit her daughter son-in-law. In this (date) (month) (year), the family returned to Florida on cruise port customs, the American police scrutiny, then the repatriated, the old couple was handcuffed, are not allowed to drink water and eat, are not allowed to use mobile phone before landing. Son-in-law in the United States... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ: ;杨女士QQ:
新浪汽车:
#儿童出行安全#你究竟错过了什么?专心驾驶才是你真正不应该错过的事!#大爱燃擎#tRwrQC
[Travel safety # # children what you missed? Concentrate on driving is something you really shouldnt miss! # # love of qing tRwrQC]
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玩转instagram:
【这应该是爸爸妈妈最骄傲的时刻吧!】哪个妈妈不希望自己的小孩拥有最美好的童年!并且打扮美美的帅帅的。上周在上海举行了江南布衣集团旗下童装品牌jnby by JNBY举办的春夏新品发布秀,天真烂漫,萌力十足,看了想让人all in!新系列以泰戈尔的《偷睡眠的人》为灵感,赋予童装奇异的诗意感,小...全文: m.weibo
[This should be the most proud moment! Mom and dad. Which mother does not hope their kids have the most wonderful childhood! And handsome dress meimei. Last week was held at the Shanghai jiangnan commoner group, childrens wear brand jnby spring summer launch show organized by jnby, childlike, of force, want to let the person all in see! New series of tagores steal sleep for inspiration, to give childrens clothing singular sense of poetic flavour, small... The full text m. eibo]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)
小野妹子学吐槽:
如果你一觉醒来,发现时间回到你出生之前,神给你一个选择的机会:一是再重新过一遍你的人生,与这一生完全一模一样;二是变成一片云彩,或是一棵树,或是一条溪流,某种没有意识的存在...你会怎么选?
[If you wake up and find time to go back to before you were born, god will give you a chance to choose, one is back again in your life, and this life completely the same; it is to become a cloud, or a tree, or a stream, the existence of some sort of unconscious... What would you choose? ]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
卢健生:
自食其力。[good]
[Self-reliance. [good]]
Z CAM, CEO
南方都市报:
【凿墙钻洞进浙江富豪密室盗多万元宝贝,全程被拍[傻眼]】台州仙居警方最近破了一起特大密室盗窃案,被盗的玉器、古董、名表等,价值多万元。这些宝贝凝聚了密室主人阿华多年的心血!密室机关重重,窃贼如何进入?警方发现,盗窃团伙几人先是在阿华家附近前后观察了两个月,确保他家无人在家后...全文: m.weibo
[The rich iron wall drill holes into the zhejiang chamber of stealing more than ten thousand yuan, baby by pat [been]] taizhou xianju police recently broke the extra-large chamber of theft, stolen jade, antique, watches, etc., worth more than ten thousand yuan. These many years of efforts of baby condensed the cs master hoa! Chamber of authority, the thief how to enter? The police found that the gang observed before and after the first few people near her home in China for two month, make sure no one at home after his home... The full text m. eibo]
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一块去旅行:
新的旅程即将开始,猜猜我这次去哪里?[喵喵] tRtYHHnF
[New journey is about to begin, guess what I where to go this time? [meow] tRtYHHnF]
我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:
猫扑:
【岁“冻龄脸”!三胎全职妈妈热衷医美:#岁就开始保养#[哆啦A梦吃惊]】近日,我们在上海某医美诊所见到位长相十分少女,但已生了三个孩子的台湾妈妈。年前,她跟着丈夫定居上海,现在全身心带孩子。“女生一定要保养”,她说自己十七、八时就开始保养,虽不可能永远不老,但希望能“优雅地慢慢...全文: m.weibo
[The age of face frozen age! Three full-time mother medical beauty # # years old started to maintain [doraemon surprised] 】 recently, we see A medical beauty clinic in Shanghai looks very young girl, but Taiwans mother had three children. Years ago, she followed her husband settled in Shanghai, now all my children. The girl must maintain, she said she was , am started to maintain, can never grow old, but hope to be able to elegant slowly... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ: ;杨女士QQ:
小米手机:
在你心里,最理想的手机屏幕尺寸是?#小米# tRwHPK
[In your heart, is the ideal mobile phone screen size? # # millet tRwHPK]
探索黑科技,为发烧而生。
汽车之家:
#家家试驾评测##猎豹汽车#【迈向高端的勇气 试驾猎豹Mattu .T】走品牌高端化路线已经成为很多中国品牌的共识,曾错过了SUV快速增长期的猎豹汽车自然不肯再放过这个机会。在北京车展上亮相的猎豹Mattu就是猎豹汽车开启品牌高端化进程的一款节点性产品,那么对于这款车型,你有什么想了解的么,一起看...全文: m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # # # cheetah auto 【 toward high-end courage Test-drive cheetah Mattu. T 】 brand high-end route has become the consensus of many Chinese brands, has missed the cheetah car SUV rapid growth would not miss this opportunity. In the Beijing auto show debut cheetahs Mattu is cheetah auto open a node sex product brand high-end process, so for this model, is there anything youd like to know, to watch... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车:
#解码新车#【全新一代海马福美来F上市 售.-.万】日前,全新一代海马福美来F在北京正式上市。本次上市共推出款车型,售价区间.万元-.万元。动力方面,福美来F先期率先上市的是.L车型,最大功率达马力,并匹配速手动及速自动变速箱。方向盘:答应我,千万不要说我丑。[doge]
[# decoding new car # 【 listed sales. A whole new generation Mazda family F hippocampus. All 】 recently, a new generation of hippocampal Mazda family F officially listed in Beijing. Launched in listed models, price range. Ten thousand yuan - ten thousand yuan. Motivation, Mazda family F early is the first listed. L model, the most powerful horsepower, and matching speed manual and speed automatic transmission. The steering wheel promise me, dont say Im ugly. [doge]]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【男子不满女友登记时“再考虑一下” 当场暴打女友后两人又领证了[摊手]】近日,广西藤县民政局婚姻登记大厅内,一男一女扭打成一团。结果,当天下午他们又来登记了。工作人员称,女方当时说再考虑一下,男的就急了,都是孩子脾气,下午来领证时女方很高兴。[允悲](时间新闻)tRPgBf
[The man with his girlfriend registration think again on the spot, two people get married again after beating his girlfriend [stand hand]] recently, the guangxi cane county civil affairs bureau marriage registration hall, a man and a woman is a little scuffle. As a result, in the afternoon they are registered. Staff said, the woman said at the time to consider again, man is nasty, is a child, in the afternoon when I get the certificate to the woman very happy. Allow sad (time) tRPgBf]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
angelababy:
平凡亦不凡,咱们工人有力量!#奔跑吧#
[Ordinary also uncommon, our worker have power! # # running!]
一个爱大笑的文艺青年😁😁🎉🎉 工作邮箱:abstudio@vip. 或 kim@gmail
南方都市报:
【暖心!楼房起火 围观众人搭“人肉气垫”接住男童】日早上,海南澄迈县金江镇立新路一建筑发生火灾。被困人员将屋内男童从楼往下抛落,群众围成一圈,伸手搭起“人肉气垫”将其接住。分多钟后,有群众开来面包车,并走上车顶高举铝合金梯子,帮助其余名受困人员安全逃离火场。最终,事故未造成人...全文: m.weibo
[The warm heart! Building caught fire Watching the people take the human flesh air cushion catch boy 】 Monday morning, chengmai hainan jinjiang town made a new road building fire. The men left the room the boy down from a building, the crowd in a circle, stretch hand to set up human flesh air cushion to catch it. After a minute, the crowd from the van, and on the roof with aluminum alloy ladder, help the rest of the trapped workers safe escape from the fire. In the end, the accident caused no man... The full text m. eibo]
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猫扑:
#猫扑神转折#学校禁止带手机,甚至会搜身检查;某天上课时你的手机突然响了,_________。
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