2018年5月25日星期五

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冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈柯南看了想打人[允悲](twitter:CalamariPop) tRzDQt ​
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha conan watched want to hit people [allow sad] tRzDQt (twitter CalamariPop)]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

南方都市报:
    为机智的司机师傅点赞👍
[为机智的司机师傅点赞👍]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

但斌:
    去高热、解沉疴、建地基,AI+短视频未来有哪些可能 tRzeis ​
[To high fever, the rottenness, building foundation, AI + short video what are the possible future tRzeis]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《B站要在日本开设动画制作公司,做好趟雷准备了吗?--文都叫兽》B站要在日本开设动画制作公司,做好趟雷准备了吗?文都叫兽  来源:动漫经济学   在《旧约》中,迦南被形容为一块“流着奶和tRzDZye ​
[Published the post station B to open a animation company in Japan, prepare for trip to ray? - wen call beast B station to open a animation company in Japan, prepare for trip to ray? Wen called animal source anime economics in the old testament, the land of Canaan was described as a flow with milk and tRzDZye]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【蒋劲夫发爱国感言 粉丝称“正能量”[加油]】#蒋劲夫#留学后一直热议不断。今天凌晨,他发了一条微博,称“中国太强大,我们很自豪!!!!!!!!就是,干!!!!”引发热议。有人猜测他喝多了,也有人调侃,“这真的不是#黄子韬#发的吗?”你怎么评价他这条微博?你觉得正能量吗? ​
[【 Jiang Jinfu patriotic speeches Fan said positive energy [oil]] # # Jiang Jinfu after study abroad has been hotly debated. Early this morning, he sent a weibo, said China is too strong, we are very proud!!!!!!!!!!! Is that dry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Triggered heated debate. There was speculation that he drank too much, also some people ridicule, its really not # # tao hair? How do you evaluate his tweet this? What do you think of the positive energy? ​]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

汽车之家:
    #家家汽车文化#神操作!实拍法拉利F换轮胎全过程~ tRzlzCh ​
[# # god every car culture operation! Will ferrari process ~ tRzlzCh F changing a tire]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车:
    #交通万象# 姿势满分[偷笑] tRzna ​
[# # traffic phenomena pose out [laughing] tRzna]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
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猫扑:
    【女子向幼儿园扔啤酒罐 叫嚣“砸死人赔万”】月日,陕西西安一幼儿园做早操时,突然砸来两罐啤酒,所幸无人受伤。据悉,涉事女子住在幼儿园隔壁高层,称孩子太吵影响睡眠,叫嚣“砸死一个赔万”,目前已被带至派出所。tRvsgL ​
[【 woman throw beer cans to kindergarten and shouted hit the dead to compensate all 】 month day, xi an a kindergarten to do morning exercises, suddenly hit to two cans of beer, but luckily no one was injured. Is understood to be involved and senior womens lives in kindergarten door, said the child is too noisy affect sleep, Shouting batter to death over a loss, has been brought to the police station. tRvsgL]

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但斌:
    詹姆斯再不砍++ 可能就真的要出局了! tREDfh ​
[James didnt cut + + might really want out! tREDfh]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    美国共有多少架战机? 数字惊人! 俄罗斯更是让人不敢相信! tRzexGd ​
[How many aircraft in the United States? Staggering Numbers! Russia is to let people cant believe it! tRzexGd]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    中国最昂贵的大桥,却沦为了“鸡肋”,真要浪费上千亿人民币吗? tRzeAg ​
[The most expensive bridge, China has become a chicken ribs, really waste billions of RMB? tRzeAg]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽:
    看完 #我爱你,五月# 这部微电影,来确认下不是只有我一个看完想恋爱。如果我也有蒲公英水晶球,嗯,不知道新垣结衣和长泽雅美哪一个会是我老婆。 tRpfnH ​
[# # I love you, may the micro film, to confirm that not only me a read want to love. If I have the dandelion crystal ball, well, I dont know the new walls and the clothes and long ZeYa beauty which one will be my wife. tRpfnH]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

冷笑话精选:
    看着好有食欲,肚子饿了[跪了]
[Looking at good appetite, hungry] [kneeling]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

但斌:
    美国又给普京出个难题:数亿军火资助乌克兰跟俄罗斯作对! tRzdPZN ​
[The United States and to give an problem Mr Putin hundreds of millions of ammunition support Ukraine against Russia! tRzdPZN]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    灯泡分奇兵神奇三分 火箭天王山险胜勇士- tRzRSI ​
[Jones, magic bulb points three points The rockets star narrowly beat the warriors - tRzRSI mountains]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

薛蛮子:
    又飞了 tRWJMAr ​
[Fly again tRWJMAr]

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但斌:
    台现“断交潮” 蔡英文深夜疯言大陆踩我底线了 tRzAs ​
[Taiwan now recognize tide tsai ing-wen, midnight madness mainland tRzAs step on my bottom line]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    中国海军歼在辽宁舰上夜间起降画面首公开(视频) tRsfQi ​
[Chinese naval fighters in liaoning ship night landing picture first publicly tRsfQi (video)]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    国防部外交部今天异口同声:美国 你无权说三道四 tRhZcak ​
[The department of defenses foreign ministry said today you have no right to gossiping tRhZcak in the United States]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    美众议院通过国防授权法案 鼓励“美台军事往来” tRzPRXi ​
[The us house through the defense authorization bill Encourage tRzPRXi us-taiwan military relations]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家:
    #家人帮家人#@pure丨man :“大家好,我想入手一台三厢车,自动挡,上班自用,预算在万左右落地就可以,大家有什么好的推荐么,感谢!” ​
[# @ # family help family pure 丨 man everybody is good, I want to start a sedan, automatic, work for private use, budget around than the ground can be, you have any good recommend, thank you! ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

猫扑:
    #猫扑段子# 是的,这是一只电动鹦鹉[喵喵] tRzYYI ​
[# # mop jokes yes, this is an electricmeow tRzYYI parrot]

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新浪汽车:
    #出行生活# 听说,除了两种加油方式以外,还有这几种握方向盘的方式,你们都是哪种呢?[二哈][二哈] ​
[Travel life # # heard that, in addition to the two types of gas, and the way of the several kinds of steering wheel, you are what kind of? [two ha] [two ha]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

优酷:
    #上海女子图鉴# 一推、一亲、一扒…你们严冰@盛一伦 小哥哥就被海燕@演员王真儿 拿下了[坏笑]想知道有多少小姐姐此刻希望魂穿罗海燕[哈哈]话剧新人盛一伦不仅会演话剧,还会拍吻戏哦~看完刺激的吻戏,还能看到盛一伦捂嘴害羞的一面,值了!tRzWPA ​
[# # Shanghai womens map, a kiss, a steak... Winter ice @ you hold a small brother Aaron king was haiyan @ actor son had [laugh] wanted to know how many little sister now hope that the soul in hai-yan luo (ha ha) drama couple put an Aaron will play not only, also shooting a oh ~ watching exciting kiss, also can see put an wu mouth shy side, value! tRzWPA]

小米手机:
    #奋斗者联盟#又来一位新队员[鼓掌][鼓掌] 点击这里tRgmS还可以点亮勋章,集齐后更有终极#小米#大奖。转评说说你的奋斗宣言是什么?
[# # striver alliance comes a new players [applause.] [applause.] click here tRgmS can also light medal, collect more ultimate # # millet after award. What is your struggle declaration turn about say?]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【男子自导自演绑架案勒索妻子拿万赎你丈夫女儿】“你的丈夫和女儿在我们手上,你准备二十万,要不然就撕票!”月日晚,家住中山三乡的赵女士收到了丈夫郑某被绑架的微信,她立即报警,警方快速展开调查,后发现是丈夫不满与妻子发生争吵自导自演绑架案吓唬妻子。tRzlLL ​
[【 man, scripted play kidnap blackmail wife take daughter redeem your husband 】 your husband and daughter in our hands, are you ready to two hundred thousand, or well kill her! On Tuesday night, who lives in zhongshan three townships of ms zhao received her husband jeong kidnapped micro letter, she immediately report to the police, the police rapid investigation, found that after quarreling is dissatisfaction with her husband and wife scripted play kidnap to frighten his wife. tRzlLL]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

微博汽车:
    由于气候和地理原因,藏区的路每天都有变化,这辆见证了山川与湖海,行过万里路的兰博基尼,就是在路上的全部意义!脚下有路,远方有山,身边有并肩作战的兄弟,这样的西藏行才值得骄傲啊!谁说跑车就只属于平坦公路,教主给你另一个答案!@辛教主 tRgXmJR ​
[Because of the climate and geographical reasons, Tibet road every day change, this saw the mountains and rivers and lakes, lamborghini line too limited, is the whole meaning of on the road! Feet road, distant mountains, side have fought alongside brother, the Tibet line just proud! Who said theres only belongs to the flat road, sports leader give you another answer! @ symplectic hierarch tRgXmJR]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##保时捷#【两款不同车型 保时捷或推出插电混动】作为保时捷品牌的灵魂,它的每次改款、换代均牵动着无数人的眼球,近日海外媒体曝光,未来保时捷或将推出插电混动版,且并非此前猜测的一款,而是至少两款。 tRzMDS ​
[# every news from porsche # # # the two different models of porsche or launch plug-in electric hybrid 】 as the soul of the porsche brand, each change, and upgrading of its affects millions of people in the eye, the overseas media exposure recently, porsche or future will launch a plug-in hybrid version, and not after a guess, but at least two paragraphs. tRzMDS]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

猫扑:
    【女子转发“朋友”孩子照片要知道三四岁这么丑,早点掐死】张女士把好朋友孩子过生日聚会的照片发到朋友圈后发现,她的另一个朋友“赵女士”也晒了一张同样的照片,但却配上了“如果让我知道、岁这么丑,就早点掐死,掐死算了的”这样的话,联系上赵女士,却被回应“小孩子不好看是事实,还非得别人...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 forward womens friends so ugly children photos to know three or four years old, early strangled 】 Mrs. Zhang the good friend child birthday party photos after a circle of friends found that her another friend ms zhao also bask in a photograph of the same, but with the if let me know, so ugly, strangled, earlier strangled calculate in that case, contact ms zhao, was in response to it is true that children dont good-looking, also have to others... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    #张翰占南弦# #温暖的弦#后天大结局,今日曝光占南弦@张翰 的幕后花絮照,片场低头看剧本的张翰神情专注,在不同场景下均十分投入,用心演绎。一个让无数观众喜爱的占南弦,倾注了许多心血,为张翰打call[舔屏] ​
[# Hans zhang of south # # # warm strings are acquired finale, exposure of south string today @ the behind-the-scenes footage of Hans zhang, set down at the script of Hans zhang focus, under different scenarios are very into, acting. A let countless audience favorite south of string, poured into many painstaking care, for Hans zhang call [lick screen]]

南方都市报:
    【不满爸爸只带爷爷出去玩 男孩赌气抱存钱罐离家出走】一六年级的男孩独自赶到火车站离家出走。民警在他的包里找到一大罐硬币和换洗衣物。男孩表示这两天爷爷来家里做客,他在家里地位就低了一档,好吃好喝的都给了爷爷,爸爸只带爷爷出去玩,他就赌气浪迹天涯。@看看新闻Knews tRhIIEO ​
[【 dissatisfaction father only grandpa go out to play with me Boy anger piggy bank run away 】 grade boy hurried to the railway station alone away from home. Police found a large jar of COINS in his bag and clothes. Boy said to grandpas home in the past two days, he is at home position is low a, delicious good drink all gave grandpa, dad with grandpa go out to play, he is in anger grizzled troubadour. Read news @ Knews tRhIIEO]

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一块去旅行:
    #维维旅行情报#维蜜们力荐的避暑胜地,夏日旅行了解一下[吃瓜] ​​​​
[# d d travel information # d honey the testimonials of summer resort, the summer travel look at [eat the melon]]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

汽车之家:
    既然做不到一路畅通,那就一路唱歌吧![doge][doge]
[Since cant do all the way open, then sing all the way! [doge] [doge]]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

平安北京:
    【全国公安厅局长权威访谈第十二期——江苏省副省长、公安厅长刘旸】tRzKXNX ​
[The twelfth national bureau chief authority interview, vice governor of jiangsu province, the public security bureau of liu jiyang 】 tRzKXNX]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

优酷:
    #上海女子图鉴# 话剧新人严冰@盛一伦 又来啦!听说已经上线的剧集中你们看的不过瘾,那现在就给大家奉上剧中盛一伦出演话剧的完整版[憧憬]不论是镜头前还是舞台上,盛一伦的演技一直在线[赞]看完了话剧,后面还有大招等你哦~[笑而不语] tRzWo ​
[Womens map # # Shanghai drama couple winter ice @ put an Aaron come again! Hear now online episodes you see is not enough, that now will give you in the play the full version of a Aaron starred in drama [hope] both the camera and stage, put an Aaron acting has been read online [who] drama, there is big recruit you oh ~ [smiling without a word] tRzWo]

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