2018年5月30日星期三

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北美吐槽君:
    “他说他对我的喜欢都被我磨没了,他想要放弃了” ​​​
[To me he said he liked have been grinding I didnt, he wants to give up.]


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边江de围脖:
    天亮了 大家早安 🌞 燕麻麻生日快乐❤️ ​​​
[It is day DaGuZaoAn 🌞 燕麻麻生日快乐❤️ ​​​]


工作等相关事宜请联系负责人微信号:rina 或邮箱@qq

北美省钱快报:
    【“还不起床?!”】你有没有想过,你家汪在等你起床时是什么表情?外国一小哥连续天录下了家里的二哈等待自己起床的表情[吃瓜] 需要表情包的小伙伴们准备好截屏[笑cry] (视频转自YouTube Gohan The Husky) tRxNS ​​​
[ dont get up?! Have you ever thought, wang is waiting for you wake up your house is what look? Foreign brother a consecutive days recorded at home, waiting for their expression [eat The melon] need to look up friends ready to screenshots of [laugh cry] (video from YouTube Gohan The Husky) tRxNS]


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KobeBryant:
    The Mamba Mentality How I Play book comes out October , ! Learn how I approached the process and the craft, accompanied by yrs of photos from the incomparable Andrew D. Bernstein. Intros by @paugasol_official & Phil Jackson ​​​
[曼巴的心态我剧本出来月!学习我接近过程和工艺,伴随着无与伦比的安德鲁·d·伯恩斯坦岁的照片。介绍由@paugasol_official &菲尔-杰克逊]


公安部打四黑除四害:
    #防范熊孩子#关于教养,这件事父母千万要注意。转需!(@新浪育儿 ) ​​​
[# # to prevent bear children about education, parents must pay attention to this matter. Turn to! (@ sina parenting)]


打四黑除四害,主要是依法严厉打击从事危害民生违法犯罪活动的黑作坊、黑工厂、黑窝点、黑市场,为民除害,保民平安。人民对美好生活的向往就是我们的奋斗目标。齐心协力打四黑,警民联手除四害!

辣条娘:
    hi 你看到我了吗🙋 ​​​
[Hi 你看到我了吗🙋 ​​​]


【分享美好的事物,转发有趣的东西(ˊᗜˋ*)و】吐槽什么的不要在意细节,我这颗安利你不吃吗( ´ ▽ ` )ノ

顶好阅读:
    一个人的状态挺好的,想看书了就看书,累了就睡觉,想吃啥就吃啥,不想联系谁就自己安静一阵,出去旅行或是宅在家怎么都好。对爱情最好还是保持点儿洁癖,不要随便开始,不要急着妥协,真正值得的东西都不会那么轻易。珍惜还可以单身的日子吧,“不介意孤独,比爱你舒服”。 ​​​
[A mans status is quite good, want to read the reading, tired to sleep, you want to eat what eat what, dont want to contact who will own quiet a moment, go out to travel or at home how are all well. It is better to keep a little cleanliness to the love, dont start, dont be so quick to compromise, really worth things are not so easily. Value can also be a single day, dont mind alone, than love you. ​​​]


阅读是种品味,分享是种美德。 欢迎带V的相互关注。(图文均来自网络。 合作联系QQ)

地主家的变天账:
    一周期中假,原本计划去巴斯泡温泉(图一),结果岁以下儿童哪个池都不让进,改观光.....😂 ​​​
[A cycle off, the original plan to go to bath bubble hot spring (figure ), the result which doesnt let into the pool, children under the age of change of tour... 😂 ​​​]


李艾:
    早。不管怎样,都要微笑! ​​​
[Early. Anyway, all want to smile! ​​​]


四丢比...联系人nicky_@

幽默段王爷:
    五天内,你会走出困境,得到想要的。 ​​​​
[Five days, youll be out and get what you want. ​​​​]


段段段段王爷 本王爷负责搞笑的 谢谢

著名网黄猫日:
    #著名网白铁锤[超话]# 蠢锤[笑cry]你隐身怎么也应该是为了揍人啊,每次隐身都挨揍,你隐他有啥用啊[笑cry] ​​​
[# # net famous white iron hammer words [very] [laugh cry] you stupid hammer stealth how also should be to beat people ah, every time stealth are beaten, you he is going to do [laugh cry] Cain]


Sundayday黄日天,正能量阳光大帅猫

胡唠堂:
    【生死瞬间一声吼!这个后帅小伙红遍网络…[赞]】南昌发生一起车祸,车燃烧起来,乘客也都被困在里面。危急时刻,一个多岁的小伙朝着熊熊燃烧的车辆跑过去,他歇斯底里地呼喊:“救人啊!”从燃烧的大火中,拉出了名被卡在车上的青年。救人者名叫许诺,当了年消防兵。[心] ​​​
[[life and death in an instant with a roar! This handsome guy across network... [who]] after a traffic accident happened nanchang, car burns, passengers were trapped inside. A time of crisis, more than a year old guy ran at the burning vehicles in the past, he hysterically Shouting help! From the burning fire, pull out the name of youth was stuck in the car. The rescuer called promise, when the years the firefighters. [heart]]


说点真话

这不是历史:
    很详细的三字经注解图,涨姿势了解一下了![good] ​​​
[Very detailed embedded annotations figure, higher posture look at! [good]]


只要你认真,历史不是任人打扮的小姑娘。 合作联系QQ:

最全热门排行榜:
    一天只吃一个水饺,一条鱼,一个火腿面包,一天只喝一杯酒,一包烟。简约的生活就该如此[允悲] ​​​
[One day only eat a dumpling, a fish, a bread and ham, the day only drink a cup of wine, a packet of cigarettes. This is the simple lifestyle [allow sad]]


新浪财经:
    【商务部半夜迅速回应美国白宫日声明】我们对白宫发布的策略性声明既感到出乎意料,但也在意料之中,这显然有悖于不久前中美双方在华盛顿达成的共识。无论美方出台什么举措,中方都有信心、有能力、有经验捍卫中国人民利益和国家核心利益。中国敦促美方按照联合声明精神相向而行。 ​​​
[The ministry of commerce in the middle of the rapid response to the White House announced Tuesday 】 we feel surprise for the White House released the strategic statement already, but was no surprise, it goes against the consensus reached by the two sides in Washington recently. Whatever measures introduced us, China has confidence and ability, experience for the Chinese peoples interests and core national interests. China urges the us according to the spirit of the joint declaration and violent. ​​​]


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每日家常菜:
    【万能芝麻酱】比例调配好了,拌啥都能吃~ ​​​
[Universal sesame paste proportion 】 mix well, add what can eat ~]


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多多漢堡肉:
     はやドキ
JAL新CM「夏旅」篇(秒) tRxBjRL ​​​

[省级怦< br >日本航空(JAL)新CM“夏日之旅”tRxBjRL篇(秒)]


二宮和也

全景丫:
    “冷不冷?” “冷。” “进来躲躲吧~” “嗯~” 丨 摄影师 ​​​
[Cold not cold? Cold. Come in might hide ~ well ~ 丨 photographer]


全景丫:旅行博主,知名旅行玩家,旅行摄影师,自媒体。

阅读小镇:
    撒谎其实就是在赌
赌对方智商不够听不出漏洞
赌对方感情够深
可以原谅你拙劣的理由 ​​​

[Lying is betting on < br > on the other side of IQ dont recognize holes < br > on each others feelings deep enough < br > can forgive bad reasons]


作家,今于静谧的小镇停留,读书写作▼合作请私信

-回忆许愿池-:
    受刑后的疼痛,呼啸的鞭子。一道道伤痕让我暂时抛弃了一切。是逃避还是自我救赎呢? ​​​
[The victim after the pain, the whip. A road scar let me temporarily abandoned everything. Is escape or self redemption? ​​​]


,新的起点。加油!

疯狂轻松背单词:
    【个音标示范读音】厉害了,太有用了,收了以后教孩子!!!tRYlIlxP ​​​
[Much, a phonetic pronunciation demonstration 】 【 too useful, teach children after the!!!!!!!!!!! tRYlIlxP]


搜罗各种实用的单词记忆法,单词一点都不难记!!推荐关注@疯狂轻松背单词,让你轻松记住每个单词 ”

书画界:
    ​​​​黄幻吾画荷,水墨飘香 ​​​​。 ​​​​ ​​​​ ​​​​ 更多精彩微博内容整理敬请关注:@书画界 每日贡献 精彩微博内容整理, #书画界艺术# #文房四宝# #书画知识大全# #许以熟知先以真知# ​​​​#书画界# ​​​
[Huang Huanwu painting, ink and fragrance. More wonderful weibo content finishing attention please @ painting industry Daily contribution weibo content arrangement, four treasures # # # # # painting industry art painting and calligraphy knowledge of # # known to first insight # # # painting industry]


懂生活,是一种艺术,懂书画,是一种艺术 的生活。

微天下:
    【俄罗斯记者在乌克兰基辅被枪杀】俄媒日报道,乌克兰内务部通报称,一名俄罗斯公民在乌克兰基辅被人用枪击中,不治身亡。另据路透社报道,乌克兰警方称,被枪杀的是俄罗斯记者阿尔卡季·巴布琴科。警方称,是一名妇女打电话给医疗服务机构,称她在家中发现丈夫倒在血泊中。警方还说,他们怀疑这起谋 ​​​
[【 was shot and killed a Russian journalist in Kiev, Russian media reported, Ukraines interior ministry said, a Russian citizen in Kiev was with his gun, died. Reuters reported that Ukraine, police said was to be shot dead a Russian journalist arkady Papua Yalta. Police said a woman make a phone call to the medical service, said she found her husband in the home in a pool of blood. Police also said they suspect the plot]


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每日一道拿手菜:
    这是一位妈妈给孩子纯手工制作的纸箱版迷你整体厨房,这位妈妈太可爱了[抱抱]~ #美食# ​​​
[This is a mother to child pure handmade carton edition miniature integral kitchen, the mother is too lovely [hug] food ~ # #]


最全的拿手菜,吃货必备.广告合作:QQ

瞬间就懵逼了:
    狂揽项国际专利!岁中国小伙发明防水插座,日企欲亿买断遭拒!!#谜之微笑[超话]# #微博搞笑排行榜[超话]# #搞笑幽默[超话]# tRnEnlb ​​​
[A walloping international patents. Years old Chinese man invented waterproof connector, Japanese companies to buy out the rejection!!!!! # # # mystery of smile [ultra words] weibo list [ultra words] # # funny funny humorous words [over] # tRnEnlb]


有一种笑叫做出乎意料,有一种懵叫做意想不到......今天,你懵逼了吗?!(=゚Д゚=)

提刀软妹S:
    #吴亦凡[超话]# .#吴亦凡likethat# 我们莱可哒!进了B榜!!!作为“New”新单曲,进入Billboard名!(B榜官网应该明天才会更新最新一周的状态,这条推文先空个瓶[ok][ok]👉tRxrsDx ​​​
[# # # wu queer words [over]. Wu queer likethat# we can dalai! Into the list of B!!!!!! As a New single, New into the Billboard name! (B榜官网应该明天才会更新最新一周的状态,这条推文先空个瓶[ok][ok]👉tRxrsDx ​​​]


这里虾片,请多指教。搜索关键词儿“外网”,能看到好多北美小新人的外网新闻!ʚ(•”̮•)ɞ

张贝贝ibell:
    好久不见[浮云]尼斯的海水好蓝 ​​​
[Long time no see [the cloud] good nice sea blue]


淘宝:张贝贝ibell

司机发车了:
    同学聚会,拒绝炫富,统一服装,值得提倡![允悲] tRxrdrk ​​​
[Classmate party, refused to flaunt wealth, uniform, is worth promoting. [allow sad] tRxrdrk]


搞笑+正能量的车。每天带给你欢乐。不定期粉丝有礼哦!快关注上车!

等等梅梅:
    #一日一花[超话]# #早安[超话]# 報春花。春已逝、而花依旧開放。如同有些記憶、在心中依然綻放。[心] ​​​
[A flower words [over] # # # # good morning [ultra words] primroses. Spring has gone, the flowers are still open. As some of the memory, in the heart is still unfolding. [heart]]


出生上海、現住日本。

美國王明濤醫生:
    Aimovig, 美国第一个上市的正式用于偏头痛预防的药上市了。注意,是减少、减轻,不是根治。每月一次皮下注射。不便宜哦,单价自费$一针。好在大多数是有商业保险的。 ​​​
[Aimovig, Americas first listed officially listed for migraine prevention medicine. Attention, is to reduce, reduce, not cure. Once a month subcutaneous injection. Not cheap oh, the unit price at $a needle. Fortunately, most commercial insurance. ​​​]


神经内科、神经电生理,临床医生。教书仅是玩票,教授不是终身。(微博局限,恕不咨询!)

sunwear:
    卖早餐的还没来,我还得等他们来。[挖鼻] ​​​
[Sell breakfast hasnt come yet, I still have to wait for them. [one nose]]


经常自删微博,也经常被和谐。习惯就好。

让笑声飞会:
    我也希望[心] #搞笑# ​​​
[I also hope that [heart] # # funny]


新浪热门微博-笑话榜专家成员,每日输送最搞笑的笑话,更新中。。。

阳光_微言_博语:
    #阳光微语# 不要慨叹世事不公,你失去的,只是一些不属于你的东西;你得到的,也都在渐渐地散失,一无所有才是我们最终的结局。不要忽略离我们最近的幸福,做着的事,爱着的人,心灵的轻快,精神的自由,都是人生无可置换的财富。切勿放大离我们过远的奢望,幻想只会膨胀你的欲望,迷失你的脚步。 ​​​
[# # dont lament the world inequality and the sunshine, you lose, just something that does not belong to you; You get, also are gradually lost, nothing is we the final ending. Dont ignore our nearest happiness, doing things, love the people, the light of the mind, the spirit of freedom, is the wealth of life beyond the displacement. Dont zoom in too far from us, fantasy will only expand your desires, lost you. ​​​]


您的健康,我的快乐,您的微笑是对我们最好的鼓励与奖励。(拒绝私信聊天)

笑抽了:
    这招我试过了,现在已经在医院了![笑而不语]

#搞笑视频# tRxCiI ​​​

[That Ive tried, now in the hospital! [smiling without a word] < br > < br > # # tRxCiI funny video]


分享搞笑幽默,愿我能带给你开心一笑

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