2018年5月26日星期六

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冷笑话精选:
    只有苦过才会珍惜甜…
[Only the bitter will cherish the sweet...]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小野妹子学吐槽:
    各位男友们,不要一次又一次地挑战女生的底线[允悲] ​
[Your boyfriends, dont again and again to challenge the bottom line of the girls in [allow sad]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:稻盛和夫:用强烈的意志不断挑战,最终必能杀出一条血路》稻盛和夫:用强烈的意志不断挑战,最终必能杀出一条血路原创:稻盛和夫活法今天只有不管遭遇什么困难,都能顽强努力、坚决克服困难的人,tRUJTzR ​
[Published the post reprinted kazuo inamori with a strong will constantly challenge, eventually will can fight our way out, kazuo inamori, with a strong will constantly challenge, eventually will can fight our way out original kazuo inamori life-style today only whatever difficulties he might encounter can tenacious efforts, resolutely overcome difficulties, tRUJTzR]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:孙正义:巨变即将到来感觉睡觉都是浪费时间》孙正义:巨变即将到来感觉睡觉都是浪费时间-正和岛  本文来自微信公众号“正和岛”,作者孙正义。  孙正义正经历繁忙的一年,tRUJMq ​
[Published the post reprinted son change the upcoming feel sleep is a waste of time, Mr. Son change the upcoming feel sleep is a waste of time - with island in this paper, from micro public with island , the author masayoshi son. Son is going through a busy year, tRUJMq]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:拾贝投资胡建平:投资中最重要的事就是一定要站在时间这边》拾贝投资胡建平:投资中最重要的事就是一定要站在时间这边原创:章子林整理中国基金报今天中国基金报记者章子林整理由中国基金报主办的tRUxXnJ ​
[Published a blog post reprinted cockle investment jian-ping hu one of the most important thing is must on time side cockle jian-ping hu of the investment the investment of the most important thing is must be on time side original ZhangZiLin finishing China fund news today China fund news reporter ZhangZiLin finishing sponsored by the China fund news tRUxXnJ]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    #猫扑晚安# 天真无邪的小女孩描述婚后该做什么,直接把爸爸妈妈吓坏了[衰]...好吧,对不起是我们想歪了[允悲]...tRhMqE ​
[# # mop goodnight innocent little girl described what to do after getting married, the father mother scared [failure] directly to the... Well, Im sorry is that we want to slantingallow sad... tRhMqE]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ: ;杨女士QQ:

沈博阳:
    #欧冠决赛# 皇马vs利物浦的悬念远远比不上这两支球队的爱恨情仇巅峰对决[挤眼] 大家猜猜哪队赢了? ​
[# # real Madrid vs Liverpool champions league final suspense than the two teams of lovehate smackdown [eye] you guess which team won? ​]

天使投资人,蛋壳公寓执行董事长

卢健生:
    @盧安迪 别再吃三文鱼了。[doge]
[@ Lu Andi dont eat the salmon. [doge]]

Z CAM, CEO

新沐sunshine:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

顶尖设计:
    未来世界 by Luke Kingma ​
[The future by Luke Kingma]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

失足少女m:
    和哥们姐们喝了快两箱哈啤
夏日温柔的风快把我吹醉了
初哥出差回来正好来接我
他把车开到了迈
我坐在后面在可嗨的音乐声里看着街景倒退
这一刻我仿佛重新回到青春少年时
万般陶醉
真爱我的发小们 我的姐妹们 ​

[And friends drink a quick two cases of Harbin < br > fast gentle summer wind blow I drunk < br > elder brother on a business trip back just to pick me up at the beginning of the < br > he drove to the mai < br > I sit behind watching the street back in to the strains of hi < br > this moment I seem to return to the youth as a teenager intoxicated < br > < br > very much love my boy My sisters]

汽车之家:
    #夜福利#晒一下你自驾过最远的地方,你觉得哪些地方最美? ​
[Welfare # # night a tan did you drive farthest place, where do you think is the most beautiful? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    据说是婴儿时期看到的世界...难怪小baby会哭,换作我我也吓得哇哇哭[允悲] ​
[Is said to be the baby to see the world... It is no wonder that the little baby will cry, for I I also scared cryingallow sad]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

苍井空:
    今天和朋友一起去看烟花🎆 ​
[今天和朋友一起去看烟花🎆 ​]

大家好!我是苍井空. 有时演电影,唱歌,有时在电视节目中露露脸。为了更好的交流.我在努力地学习中文ing 工作邮箱:solaaoi@sina

ZAKER:
    #深夜ZAKER# 何处最伤心,关山见秋月。 ​
[# ZAKER# at night where the most sad, the mountain see the moon. ​]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

吴昕:
    [猪头]@杜海涛暖暖的,我们。[心][心]
[Pig @ handsome warm warm, us. [heart] [heart]]

工作事宜,请发邮件至lostwater@

谢娜:
    靓颖的演唱会,杰哥来当嘉宾,两张王牌清唱一出来,震撼全场哇,他们这次用各自的几首歌组合成了一首歌,看到他们合作就觉得,什么都别说,歌手,实力代表一切,靓颖我也为你加油油⛽️⛽️ ​
[Beautiful clever concert, Jacob to when guest, two ACES cantata, shock to the wow, this time they used their combination of a few songs became a song, see them feel, what all dont say, singer, power everything, beautiful clever I am rooting for you oil ⛽ ️ ⛽ ️]

太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!

新沐sunshine:
    符龙飞,路转粉[憧憬] ​
[Jason, road turns pink [hope]]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

微博搞笑排行榜:
    日常生活中,你听过哪些最欠怼的言论。大家说怎么怼回去 _____________________________ ​​​
[In daily life, have you heard whats owe Dui speech. Everybody said how Dui back _____________________________]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

新浪汽车:
    #汽车黑科技# 【国内首个自动驾驶共享汽车来了】月日盼达用车与百度宣布在重庆两江新区正式启动“自动驾驶示范园区”,落地共享汽车“一键召唤”功能,以后就是车来找你了!示范园区内共有辆盼达共享汽车搭载了该技术,实现了自主泊车、低速自动驾驶能力,包括红绿灯识别、行人避让等。#...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # auto black science and technology the first domestic self-driving car share coming] month day look forward to of vehicles with baidu announced officially started in chongqing liangjiang new area self-driving demonstration zone, the ground car share a button called function, after is a car coming for you! Demonstration zone of the hope of sharing cars carrying the technology, implements the independent parking, automatic driving ability at low speed, including traffic identification, pedestrians give way. #... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

新浪汽车:
    安全最重要[偷乐][偷乐]@邱先生不是超人:只有[doge]一开车就像戴上手铐一样
[Safety is the most important [steal joy] [steal joy] @ Mr Qiu not superman [doge] was the only one to drive like handcuffed]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

但斌:
    这个老外真是勇敢! tRUzgX ​
[The foreigner is really brave! tRUzgX]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博搞笑排行榜:
    新来的朋友,加一下我微信。内容精心整理,一周更一次,没广告,活好不粘人 !偶尔管分配对象[喵喵] ​​公众號 gaoxiao ​
[The new friends, add my micro letter. Content carefully, more once a week, no advertising, live very clingy! Occasionally pipe allocating objects [meow] public gaoxiao]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

猫扑:
    #猫扑夜话# 就业率最高专业TOP出炉 软件工程第一;你学的什么专业?你想对报考你专业的同学说些什么? ​
[# # mop night highest employment professional TOP from software engineering first; You learn what major? You want to enter oneself for an examination professional classmate say some what? ​]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ: ;杨女士QQ:

南方都市报:
    【这段视频教的技能 希望用不到 但你一定要知道!】着火时可用几个床单打结连成绳子,顺绳子从高处逃生,可是如果打的结不对,逃生不成功反而会摔成重伤。消防员示范,教你打牢固逃生结!自救技能get√,转存!@中国消防 tRxPCaie ​
[This period of video teaching skills I hope in less than But you must know! Fire available for few sheets tied together as the rope, along the rope to escape from a height, but if not dozen, the escape is not successful would fell into a serious injury. Firefighters demonstration, teach you to play solid knot to escape! Save your skills, get) archived! Fire tRxPCaie @ China]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

但斌:
    也许是资金紧张,银行委外收缩等多种因素导致,反正是便宜了外资!@吾是宝儿:我只想知道,那些迫不及待地卖出茅台、平安的机构,打算怎么配置MSCI指数基金?[哈哈]
[Maybe money is tight, outsourcing contract a variety of factors, such as bank anyway is cheap foreign! @ I is boa I just want to know, those who cant wait to sell maotai, peace, going to configure the MSCI index fund? [ha ha]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家:
    #夜福利#内饰有料新选择,睿骋CC。 ​
[# # night welfare interiors have new options, including rui importCC. ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选:
    留下你最喜欢的一首英文歌[心]
____________________ ​​​​

[Leave your favorite an English song [heart] < br > ____________________]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

一只不会说话的蘑菇:
    有什么重要的事之前一定会爆痘烂脸[微笑]@Invincible_RR@cv冲冲转啊!!!!!
[Before anything important will explode blain rotten face [smiles] turn @ Invincible_RR @ CV moody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

“做你自己 我来爱你”

南方都市报:
    月日,APEC未来之声青年论坛在北大举办发布会,旨在鼓励青年在新时代积极投身各领域事业发展当中,积极发挥青年才智,创新进取。发布会邀请了多位工商界领导,科技、公益、教育方面的精英出席,并现场授予演员@姚晨 青年大使的称号。@姚晨 在现场分享了自己的经历,鼓励中国当代青年应积极参与社会...全文: m.weibo ​
[June , the sound of APEC in the future young BBS held in Peking University conference, aimed at encouraging young active in every field of career development in new era, actively play a young talent, innovation and progress. Conference invited several business leaders, science and technology, public welfare and education aspects of the elite in attendance, and awarded as actor @ yao youth ambassador of the scene. @ yao at the scene to share their own experience, encourage Chinese contemporary youth should actively participate in social... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:复盘茅台年:吨到.万吨,巨龙如何腾飞?丨中国酒业·荣耀年》复盘茅台年:吨到.万吨,巨龙如何腾飞?丨中国酒业·荣耀年原创:酒业第一新媒体酒业家今tRygwMi ​
[Published a blog post reprinted checking moutai tons. Ten thousand tons, how to take off the dragon? 丨 China wine glory years checking for maotai years tons. Ten thousand tons, the dragon to take off? 丨 Chinese liquor original glory years wine of the new media industry home today tRygwMi]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:茅台镇独有的曲蚊,没有它就没有茅台酒》茅台镇独有的曲蚊,没有它就没有茅台酒酒业文摘周前兔子红箭头引导关注酱酒居然有花香?有经验的酒友都知道,在空杯闻香的时候,茅台镇优质酱香酒的幽雅tRydWZ ​
[Published the post reprinted maotai unique mosquitoes, without it there would be no maotai maotai unique mosquitoes, without it there would be no maotai liquor abstract weeks ago rabbit red arrow guide attention sauce had the fragrance of wine? Has experience as well all know, in empty glass of liquor, quiet and tastefully laid out and tRydWZ maotai maotai-flavor liquor quality]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:媒体霸主换人当,岁的Netflix市值超越岁的迪士尼》媒体霸主换人当,岁的Netflix市值超越岁的迪士尼原创:杨贵商业周刊中文版今天截至美国时间月日收盘,流媒tRydyN ​
[Published the post reproduced media hegemony substitution when, Netflix market value beyond the age of the Disney at the age of media hegemony substitution when, at the age of Netflix value beyond the age of Disneys original sanjipian businessweek Chinese closed as of the time, today, streaming tRydyN]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:没背景的印度小哥逆袭为谷歌CEO,看完他的故事,我终于明白为何印度人在美国碾压中国人了》没背景的印度小哥逆袭为谷歌CEO,看完他的故事,我终于明白为何印度人在美国碾压中国人了精英说精tRyrEsr ​
[Published the post reprinted no background India brother counter attack on the Google CEO, read his story, I finally understand why Indian crush the Chinese in the United States no background of Indias brother counter attack on Google CEO, read his story, I finally understand why the indians in the United States to crush the Chinese elite say fine tRyrEsr]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:专访最严数据法规GDPR立法参与者:人们不应持续被在线监控》专访最严数据法规GDPR立法参与者:人们不应持续被在线监控原创:张瑶财经杂志今天GDPR代表全球兴起的数据保护严厉立法潮的tRyrUmK ​
[Published the post the data transfer an interview with the most strict regulations GDPR legislation participants it should not be continued by on-line monitoring, an interview with the most severe data regulations GDPR legislation participants it should not be continued by on-line monitoring original yiyad financial magazine GDPR today on behalf of the global rise of data protection legislation tide tRyrUmK]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

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