2018年5月30日星期三

仅限阴谋联系推荐mailsosshu @ gmailThe first China radio and television emperor, jinshan night host, journ

小S:
    到底要多瘦!我受不了了,每個女人都在炫耀自己的身材,我也是,但他X的到底要多瘦!人的一生只為了追求瘦跟美,我退出!比基尼照片,瘋狂運動的照片,到美景拍一些別人不想看的照片!我受夠了,我要做我自己,不發狂,但我要照著自己的腳步走,誰問我:胖了喔!我會說:干你屁事!去看看你的身材吧!...全文: m.weibo ​
[What more thin! I cant stand, and every woman in their body, me too, but he X is more thin! Persons life only in pursuit of the thin and beautiful, I quit! Photos of bikini photos, crazy movement, the beauty of to take some photos of the others dont want to see! Ive had enough, I want to be myself, not mad, but I want to do in the footsteps of his, who asked me fat! I say, do you fart matter! Go and see your body! ... The full text m. eibo]

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金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话#这个视频不仅没让我感到好笑,我甚至觉着悲哀,孩子们丰富的想象力,就是这样在老师和成年人的焦躁和嘲笑中被扼杀的。所谓西方启发式教学,学生放射性思维,更不能适应的是我们的老师,因为他们要急于和自己的标准答案吻合起来,其他的回答他们也不知道对错,他们也不屑于动这份脑筋去分辨,...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night this video not only didnt make me feel funny, I feel sad, even the children of rich imagination, is the case in teachers and adults and strangled and ridicule. So-called western heuristic teaching, students radioactive thinking, more can not adapt to is our teacher, because they are eager to coincide with his standard answer, other answer they dont know right or wrong, they also disdain to move the brain to distinguish,... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

谢娜:
    定睛一看👀 ​
[定睛一看👀 ​]

太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!

天猫:
    黏糊糊的上班族【趁热】脱掉束缚你的职业装,天台乘凉的年轻人【趁热】秀秀自己的天籁歌喉!天猫#理想生活狂欢季#,月日起好货预售,月日-月日正式开启!来,告诉大家你最爱趁热做什么,转发并留言赢惊喜大奖! tRMAwEb ​
[Sticky workers strike off 】 bind you business attire, tiantai cool young [strike] show his heavenly voice! Tmall # # ideal life carnival season, month, day good pre-sales, day, month to month, officially opened! To tell you what your favourite strike, surprise and forward the message to win prizes! tRMAwEb]

天猫,阿里巴巴集团旗下网站,亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 :tmall 【客服电话】

顶尖设计:
    棒 ​
[rod]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    你觉得你参加什么比赛能够C位出道?...我觉得我是饭桶[跪了] ​
[Do you think you can C a debut to attend what game? ... I think Im foolish] [kneeling]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

猫扑:
    #猫扑晚安# 【意大利萌娃讲述在妈妈肚子里的“记忆”:有鱼有精灵,妈妈给我唱摇篮曲[心]】科学证明人类在出生前没有记忆,但这些意大利小孩却“记得”在麻麻肚子里:有游鱼有精灵,还有吃货宝宝记得麻麻吃的好吃的,还有宝宝记得妈妈唱的歌!一个个小脑洞真让人,令人忍俊不禁~tRIIokN ​
[# # mop good night [Italy of Eva about in her mothers belly memory, fish elves, mother singing a lullaby to me [heart]] scientific evidence in human birth without memory, but the Italian children remember the mommy belly fish elves, and version baby remember delicious, hemp and baby remember moms singing! Little imagination really let a person, a smile ~ tRIIokN]

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冷笑话精选:
    [允悲]@睡不醒的子小王足各哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@贴吧娘可怕的很哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!@七折林:何书桓愣着干嘛!强吻杜飞堵住他的嘴!
[[allow sad] @ foot the sleepy child wang ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ tieba niang terrible ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! @ seventy percent Lin He Shuhuan leng why! Strong lips duffy blocked his mouth!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪汽车:
    #交通万象# 【新婚大喜日,为何突然负债百万?[疑问]】湖南郴州一对新人结婚,借了一辆车牌号为湘L、价值百万元的宝马轿车做花车。结果,在接亲燃放鞭炮的过程中,不慎将这辆宝马花车引燃,熊熊大火将宝马豪车烧成空壳,所幸无人员伤亡。真是太“火”了,可新婚大喜日,就这么负债百万了[汗] ​
[# # traffic phenomena newly married red-letter day, why suddenly liabilities millions? [question]] hunan chenzhou married couple, borrowed a car license plate number for hunan L, one million yuan worth of BMW do floats. As a result, in the process of ridiculous setting off firecrackers, snatched the BMW car ignition, the fire will BMW cars firing shell, luckily no one was injured. Is a great fire, but big wedding day, so liabilities millions [Mr Khan]]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    遇到过哪个陌生人,让你感觉世界很美好 _____________________________ ​
[Which met a stranger, let you feel the world very beautiful _____________________________]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人#买车时,智慧的你都有哪些砍价的技巧? ​
[# # good night family buy a car, the wisdom of what are you bargaining skills? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

但斌:
    回复@箱[赞][作揖]@箱钜派昨天出了靓丽的一季报,今天开盘到现在涨了%[加油]@但斌A股中许多股票业绩都很好,但莫名其妙的业绩越好越跌!美股只看业绩、业绩、业绩!@股艺博士:这些股票,也就阿里跟贸易战有点关系,其它那个有关系?
[Reply @ box [who] [bowing] @ box major sent yesterday out of the beautiful one quarterly, today early morning to now up [oil] % @ but added many of a-share stock performance is very good, but somehow the better the performance of the fall! U.S. stocks only to see results, performance, performance! @ a Dr Art these stocks, ali had something to do with a trade war, other that have relations?]

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但斌:
    @海涛在路上@投资与觉知主流媒体都在造势[阴险]
[@ waves @ investment and awareness on the way of mainstream media is campaign [insidious]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    A股中许多股票业绩都很好,但莫名其妙的业绩越好越跌!美股只看业绩、业绩、业绩!@股艺博士:这些股票,也就阿里跟贸易战有点关系,其它那个有关系?
[Many of a-share stock performance is very good, but somehow the better the performance of the fall! U.S. stocks only to see results, performance, performance! @ a Dr Art these stocks, ali had something to do with a trade war, other that have relations?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    看了一下美股,中概股业绩出色的今晚大涨,陌陌上涨.%,哔哩哔哩上涨.%,阿里巴巴上涨.%,完全不受贸易战消息的影响! ​
[Look at the U.S. stocks, in tonight, will stock performance in Momo rise. %, bi and bi miles up. %, alibaba. %, completely is not affected by trade war news! ​]

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但斌:
    看了一下美股,中概股业绩出色的今晚大涨,陌陌上涨%,哔哩哔哩上涨.%,阿里巴巴上涨.%,完全不受贸易战消息的影响!
[Looked at U.S. stocks, almost shares performance in tonight, devoted to stranger rose %, bi and bi li rise. %, alibaba. %, completely is not affected by trade war news!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    断臂求生。。。 tRMCHT ​
[Brokeback survival... tRMCHT]

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但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

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新浪汽车:
    #交通万象# 监控录像拍下的神奇一幕,路人走过马路,被飞驰而过的车撞掉……鞋子[摊手]。一回头,车已无影无踪[衰] tRMfKTP ​
[# # vientiane traffic surveillance video taken magic scene, passers-by walked the road, after being knocked it out of the car... Shoes stand hand. A look back, the car has a trace tRMfKTP [failure]]

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小米手机:
    #小米夜探# 你经常用的手机通知方式是?tRxLmC ​
[Night out # # millet inform you often use mobile phones? tRxLmC]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

但斌:
    @赌石赌对了叫点石成金转发微博
[@ bet stone bet on the call forward the Midas touch]

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但斌:
    @明月@道宁投资_王_伟_林_CFA回复@自说自话的韭菜你我跟万科团队在同一条船上。我不担心什么。跌到块我也不卖。@自说自话的韭菜有新闻万科H股增发,有这事吗@道宁投资_王_伟_林_CFA现在就是需要再融资的股票都不买。只买分红的公司。他们的游戏谁爱玩谁玩去。
[@ moon @ ning investment _ _ wang wei _ Lin tao _CFA reply @ since said of leek you I with vankes team in the same boat. I dont worry about. To block I dont sell. @ since said of leek news vanke H share rights issue, can this help you @ way better investment _ _ wang wei _ _CFA Lin is now need to refinance dont buy stock. Buy only dividends of the company. Who love to play their game to play.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @吾是宝儿明天开盘全出,换成平安,听说,这是很多人的想法?[嘻嘻][哈哈]
[@ I was boa opened all out tomorrow, with peace, heard that this is a lot of people think? [xi xi] [ha ha]]

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但斌:
    谢谢[心][作揖]@吾是宝儿中原兄,你那的是签名版吗?不是说签名版.才发货吗?我的怎么还没到?[笑cry]@但斌 但总,希望你那本亲笔签名版有一本能落我手里吧[鲜花][鲜花]。@中原春风醉@中信出版社 谢谢付出。
[Thank you [heart] [bowing] @ my brother is boa central plains, is that a signed copy of you? Not to say that the signature version. Only the delivery? Why I still didnt arrive? [laughing cry] @ but bin But always, I hope you can autograph book edition has a fall in my hands then [flowers] [a flower]. The spring breeze drunk @ @ central plains citic publishing house Thank you.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷:
    帅帅的夜导在优酷#想看你微笑#哦~[太开心][太开心]@黄晓明对不起夜导,我来迟了,我是演员黄晓明,能再给我次试镜的机会吗[可怜][可怜][可怜]大家要去看我们公司的小帅哥世杰哦[心][心][心]@林世杰呀开播啦开播啦~~看过来看过来[围观][围观][围观]
[Handsome night guide in youku # # you want to see you smile oh ~ [quite happy] [quite happy] @ night huang xiaoming sorry, Im late, Im an actor huang xiaoming, can give me a chance to audition? [poor] [poor] [poor] you going to visit our companys small handsome boy who jay oh [heart] [heart] [heart] @ Patrick lim ah premiere la premiere ~ ~ seen to see come over [watch] [watch] [watch]]

猫扑:
    #猫扑夜话# 快递在代收点丢了 代收员:丢了我们不管,你别找我;你的快递出现过丢失或者其他问题吗? ​
[# # mop night express in the collecting points lost agent lost we no matter, you dont look for me; Your Courier have lost or other problems? ​]

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但斌:
    回复@静候dy[挤眼][馋嘴]@静候dy但总领导的上甘岭一仗不是白打的[鼓掌][给力]
[Reply @ wait for dy [eye] [available] @ wait for dy but always lead as a fight is not a game of shuttlecocks [applause.] [to]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家:
    #夜福利#强大的气场 雷克萨斯LC 款 Blue Concept~ ​
[# # night welfare powerful aura Lexus LC with Blue Concept ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    #想看你微笑#第一集正片奉上,龙套小妹纪小行@杜雨宸-Bella 潇洒上线,想做个演员,无奈……镜头失语症了解一下?与男主舒湛@UNIQ-李汶翰 这种百米冲刺的邂逅也是很少见吧[doge]大明星和小龙套的神奇缘分就此展开,你不来八卦一下嘛~tRMFsnQ ​
[# # you want to see you smile first set feature and a nice little sister JiXiaoHang @ Du Yuchen - Bella handsome online, want to be an actor, but... A lens aphasia understand? And men ShuZhan @ UNIQ - Li Menhan The sprint encounters is also very rare [doge] big star and xiao set of magical fate begins, you dont ~ tRMFsnQ to the gossip]

微博汽车:
    #大V聊车# 所以GTR是被谁捧上了神坛,这么一辆不适合帮对门寡妇买鸡蛋,接送同事老婆下班的车,凭啥这么火🔥🔥🔥
[#大V聊车# 所以GTR是被谁捧上了神坛,这么一辆不适合帮对门寡妇买鸡蛋,接送同事老婆下班的车,凭啥这么火🔥🔥🔥]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

新浪汽车:
    #明星与车# #王源买车的执着#一个十八岁的美少年,对买车的执着,你们来感受下[笑cry] @TFBOYS-王源 ​
[# # # stars and car hanah car dedicated the beauty of an -year-old teenager, persistence of buying a car, you have to feel the [laugh cry] @ TFBOYS - hanah]

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猫扑:
    【美国男孩偷姐姐口红涂满全脸 能活下来全靠运气】家里有个“熊弟弟”是种什么体验?美国一小男娃偷走了姐姐的口红,然后把自己的脸涂抹成了“猴屁股”,还把绿巨人、美国队长等玩具全部涂上口红。姐姐打人的手伸到半空,又生生收回。你要是有这样的弟弟,该咋办?@时间视频 tRMXtm ​
[The American boy steal sister lipstick painted full face can survive a game of luck 】 home have a brother bear is a kind of experience? Us a small NanWa stole her sisters lipstick, and then his face daub became monkey butt, also all the hulk, captain America and other toys in lipstick. Sister hitting hand into the air, and go back. If you have such a brother, but what? @ time video tRMXtm]

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