大S:
夏沫⋯終於妳沒有被忘記⋯我最心疼的女孩⋯
[Summer foam.. Finally you are not forgotten. I most love girl..]
眾生皆平等 萬物皆有靈
卢健生:
圣地亚哥开会完毕,咔嚓一张。 tRqzSR
[The San Diego meeting finished, click a. tRqzSR]
Z CAM, CEO
李开复:
在广州试乘景驰无人车,和一群年轻的技术人才交流,感受到景驰团队充足的干劲和激昂斗志。景驰年轻的同学们加油干起来吧,闯出一番新天地!
[Trial JingChi unmanned vehicles in guangzhou, and a group of young technical personnel communication, feel JingChi team sufficient energy and passionate spirit. JingChi young students go dry up, rushes out a new world! ]
创新工场CEO,媒体联系:press@chuangxin
微博搞笑排行榜:
明天就是冠军庆典之夜了。
关于英雄联盟,关于RNG夺冠,你想说什么_____________________________
转发并留言的朋友,抽位,送出价值元iPad+个价值雷蛇键鼠套装!!@英雄联盟 撸妹也会在下面评论中翻牌,为大家送上魄罗+薇恩手办周边福利!
[The eve of tomorrows title celebrations. < br > about hero alliance, about RNG, what are you trying to say _____________________________ < br > and forward the message friends, smoke, send out the value of yuan value + a razer keyboard suit!! @ hero alliance lu sister will flop in the comments below, for everybody to angular ROM + eu grace hand around welfare! ]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
知乎:
#知乎小事# 不,我要战胜我自己
[# zhihu small # no, I want to beat myself]
发现更大的世界
但斌:
@香炉营:一个人折磨全世界
[@ incense burner camp a man suffering in the world]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@张洲回复@gigiga咱都是中国人,还是别讲这样的笑话了[允悲]@gigiga我给你姜戈笑话:美国的诚信和契约精神
[@ @ gigiga cheung chau reply the za is Chinese, or dont tell that joke @ gigiga allow sad, I give you no more question joke integrity and contract spirit in the United States]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@六国虹灾难深重的年代,活着不易!🙏@司马平邦:@陆弃:年河南饥荒,饿死几百万,人们都逃到陕西去了。年抗战刚胜利,中国南部省份灾荒,饿死万人~饿殍遍野,直接导致国民党的覆灭。
[@ the six stricken rainbow s, alive is not easy! 🙏@司马平邦:@陆弃:年河南饥荒,饿死几百万,人们都逃到陕西去了。 Just victory in the war of resistance, the southern Chinese province famine, or starved to death ten thousand ~ lords, directly led to the fall of the kuomintang.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@中欧苹果回复@达妄本空就让他们唱空吧,不就是为了筹码么,更何况外资还会不断加仓的[偷笑][哈哈]@达妄本空新财富也发了这篇文章。好像是有预谋的呀。@中欧苹果
[@ china-eu apple reply @ jump this empty let them sing empty, is it not to chip in, whats more, foreign capital will also constantly accumulating [laughing] ha ha @ to jump the empty new wealth also sent the article. As planned. @ china-eu apple]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@六国虹@财联社APP[笑cry]@缪喆@吴向宏_投资无国界哈哈哈哈做国际政治记者的朋友在朋友圈抱怨说现在不要说不敢吃饭了,妈蛋上个厕所回来新加坡会谈就恢复了[笑cry][笑cry]@加州ANNE[允悲]@SereneWalden:他是不是也在丹东有房?[二哈]
[@ the six rainbow @ goods association APP [laugh cry] @ 缪喆 @ wu to macro _ investment international political reporters without borders, ha ha ha ha do friends in the circle of friends complain that dont say cant eat now, go to the toilet hateful back Singapore talks resumed [laugh cry] [laugh cry] @ California ANNE [allow sad] @ SereneWalden he also has room in dandong? [two ha]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽:
收到@银教授 的小龙虾,怎么形容呢,可惜味道不能拍下来上传,只能说现在朝阳群众闻了味都想来我家抢虾...个头也大,我这比刘全有还胖的手拿起来是这样的效果~从转发里抽位肥宅吧,回头我从阿银店里买了送你们,一起吃肥宅快乐虾,后天平台开奖[馋嘴] tFvOv
[Received @ silver, a professor of crayfish, how to describe, but taste not photographed upload, can only say that now chaoyang masses to smell the smell of all want to rob my house shrimp... Too big, I this fat than quan-you liu is holding up the effect to smoke fat from the forward curtilage, back I bought from the silver store to send you, happy to eat fat curtilage shrimp, platform [available] tFvOv the day after tomorrow]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌:
@刘素英Sunny酒店书架上的书能免费带走的吗?[允悲][允悲]
[@ su-ying liu Sunny hotel books on the shelf can take free of charge? [allow sad] [allow sad]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@傅川l:记录在内的寥寥几排文字 是一个人的大半生 也是近代中国史
[@ Fu Chuan l record of a few word list is a persons lifetime accumulation Also is the modern Chinese history]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
一直认为注册制和退市制度真正建立起来的时刻就是A股慢牛、长牛开始的时刻!
[Always think registration system and delisting system really set up time is A shares began slow cattle, cattle long time!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑:
#猫扑晚安# 梦里在干啥呢?
[# # mop good night dream doing? ]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ: ;杨女士QQ:
新浪汽车:
#车迷猜猜猜# 逆行+撞警察,怎么处理?[二哈]
[# # fans to guess retrograde + hit the police, how to deal with? [two ha]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
冷笑话精选:
本土味boy激情卷发[doge]
[Local flavor boy passion curls [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【俯卧撑你真的会做吗?俯卧撑的正确打开方式是这样的...】俯卧撑是最基本也是最流行的体能运动之一,个步骤简明扼要地讲解完美俯卧撑动作。@人人视频 tRzDew
[【 you can really do push-ups? Push-ups right open way is such a... Push ups is one of the most basic and most popular fitness sports, perfect step briefly explain push-ups. @ all video tRzDew]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
汽车之家:
#晚安家人#你开过或者做过最让你膨胀的车是什么?
[# # or did you drive good night family what most make you car? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
微博搞笑排行榜:
想要彻底忘记一个人,有多困难 ___________________________________
[Want to completely forget a person, how difficult ___________________________________]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【四年恩怨仍未了!坚果R评测引争论 罗永浩王自如隔空互怼[并不简单]】此前锤子科技发布新款旗舰手机坚果R,随后ZEALER科技创始人王自如发布视频评测。今天下午锤子科技CEO罗永浩回复网友评论,二人再次上演隔空互怼,王自如爆料手中还有数十份未公开的邮件。#你啥看法#?tRZsdVi
[Grudge [four years is still outstanding! Nuts R evaluating led debate Mr Luo wang freely across the empty Dui [] are not simple 】 after the hammer technology launched its new flagship phone nut R, then ZEALER founder wang freely released video of science and technology evaluation. Hammer technology CEO Mr Luo reply comments this afternoon, people again a telekinesis Dui, hand freely reported king and dozens of undisclosed mail. # # what your opinion? tRZsdVi]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
但斌:
[心][鲜花][赞]@VIPO:你挑的诗里头总藏着一些很美丽的东西。我们叫它回味。
[[heart] [a flower] [who] @ VIPO you choose the poem always hidden inside something very beautiful. We call it the aftertaste.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
明亮的星
作者:约翰·济慈 [英]
明亮的星,我祈求像你那般坚定——
但我不愿高悬夜空,独自辉映,
像自然间耐心的,不眠的隐士,
永恒地睁着眼睛,
望着动荡的海水如教士那般工作,
围绕世人之涯岸作涤荡的洗礼,
或者凝视飘飞的白雪,
如纱幕般覆盖旷野和群山——
不——但依然只愿坚定如故;
头枕我...全文: m.weibo
[Bright star < br > the author John Keats [British] < br > < br > the bright stars, I pray that as firm as you, < br > but I dont want to hanging on the sky, alone reflect, < br > like natural between patient and sleepless hermit, < br > perpetually with your eyes open, < br > looking at the turbulent waters of the priests that kind of work, < br > the baptism of sloshing around ya shore of the world, < br > or gazed at the flying snow, < br > as veil covers the desert and mountains - < br > - but still not only willing to firm the same; < br > head I... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
日出
作者:乔治·欧康奈尔 [美]
那时我一定二十出头
无知得绝望。
我彻夜不眠地驱赶
冒烟的文字,单独或者结合
它们总不合适。
夜晚如此寒冷的
四月,我窗下的屋顶
在破晓之时
正变得苍白。
我跨出窗台,等待
万物渐显的轮廓
分离,完美的独立
而后光线
柔和的黄金触碰树枝,
脸颊和手指,还有屋顶上...全文: m.weibo
[Sunrise < br > the author George the Cornell [us] < br > < br > then I must be in their early s < br > ignorance to despair. To drive away < br > < br > I up all night smoky, individually or in combination with the < br > they were not right. So cold < br > < br > night in April, the roof under my window < br > in the dawn of the < br > is becoming pale. < br > < br > I cross out of the window, waiting for the < br > everything fade in the outline of the < br > separation, perfect independent < br > < br > then light soft golden touch the branches of trees < br > the cheek and fingers, and on the roof... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
发表了博文《转载:年前关于微信的评论,看完感触颇深》年前关于微信的评论,看完感触颇深观察者网今天(感谢@大叔爱吐槽提供部分截图)tRAZQzH
[Published a blog post comments about micro letter reproduced years ago, after feeling is quite deep, years ago, the comment on micro letter, read some deep observer network feelings today (thanks to uncle @ love poking fun at provide some screenshots) tRAZQzH]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽:
徐静蕾 校服
徐静蕾真的好拼!穿着短裙校服、带着作品《同学两亿岁》空降了高中母校,这么可爱真的没问题吗?充满青春活力的小主演李庚希、朱致灵等人也来到台上愉快互动[好喜欢] 老徐监制的这部校园剧在现场的同学中引出了不少表情帝,那位小哥别笑了,面膜都要笑掉啦[笑cry]
[Xu jinglei uniforms < br > xu really good spell! Wearing short skirt, with a uniform work the classmates, a two hundred million - year - old airborne high school Alma mater, so lovely really no problem? Full of youthful vitality of the small star Li Geng, zhu ling and others also came to the stage to pleasant interaction [like] xu producer in the school play in the students raises many expression emperor, the little brother not to laugh, and the mask [laugh cry] have to laugh off?]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车:
#微博交通台#【女司机驾驶迈巴赫倒车,撞倒路边玩牌的名老人[吃惊]】吉林辽源一名多岁的女司机在驾驶一辆迈巴赫奔驰车倒车时,倒上路边台阶,撞倒正在玩牌的名老人。受伤老人年龄在岁至岁之间,事发后已送医治疗。tRvHRV
[# # weibo communication radio [women drivers driving back the maybach, knock down the side of the road play CARDS in the name of the old man [surprised]] jilin long-withering a s the driver in driving a maybach, Benz, while backing down on the side of the road the steps and knocked down are playing CARDS in the name of the old man. Injured, between old man aged to hospital after the incident has been treated. tRvHRV]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
丑女达人:
这~真是虐死单身狗的节奏!逛个超市都被撒狗粮[偷笑]
[This ~ is killing the rhythm of the single dog! Going to a supermarket were scattered dog food [laugh]]
兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!
猫扑:
#猫扑夜话# 俄罗斯世界杯主题曲《Live It Up》正式发布,你觉得好听吗?你最喜欢哪一届世界杯主题曲? tRAQeq
[# # mop night Russias World Cup theme song Live It Up, the official launch, you feel good? Whats your favorite World Cup theme song? tRAQeq]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ: ;杨女士QQ:
南方都市报:
【最走心忠告~毕业生养花赠学弟学妹:别天天沉迷游戏,生活有很多种状态】南京一名大四毕业生陈玉荣在宿舍养了多株植物,离校之际,他把这些植物送给学弟学妹。他称想通过这种方式告诉他们不要迷恋于游戏,大学其实有很多有意义的事。梨视频tRhxfcI
[【 walk most heart advice to give students graduates working in the junior dont indulged games, everyday life there are many kinds of state] nanjing yu-rong Chen, a senior graduates have many plants in the dormitory, leaving school, he gave junior drove to the plants. He said want to tell them not to have a crush on the game through this way, the university there are a lot of meaningful things. Pear video tRhxfcI]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
冷笑话精选:
马克
[mark]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
小米手机:
#米粉福利委员会# 提前送奖!月日,小米 年度旗舰发布会,新品不止#小米#,猜猜还有什么? tRwSPgS
[# # rice welfare committee in advance to send prize! June , millet Flagship annual conference, new more than # # millet, guess what? tRwSPgS]
探索黑科技,为发烧而生。
汽车之家:
#夜福利#高端豪华商务MPV 瑞风M~
[# # night welfare high-end luxury business MPV refine M ~]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
冷笑话精选:
共勉![心]
[! [heart]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【上海暴雨太大了!上海中心气象台:暴雨黄色预警信号更新为暴雨橙色预警信号】今夜上海暴雨如注,时分,上海中心气象台更新暴雨黄色预警信号为暴雨橙色预警信号!也是今年全市首个暴雨橙色预警信号。未来到小时内全市大部地区累积降水量将达毫米以上。大家安全到家了吗?
[【 Shanghai heavy rain is too big! Shanghai central meteorological observatory yellow rainstorm warning signal update for rainstorm orange early warning signal Shanghai rain, tonight, the center of Shanghai observatory update rain yellow warning signal to heavy orange early warning signal. Also is this year the citys first rainstorm orange early warning signal. In most parts of the city over the next to the hours accumulated rainfall will reach millimeter above. Everybody arrived back home safe and sound? ]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
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