小野妹子学吐槽:
相信我,看到最后,你会回来转发的!#天猫精灵#、#小爱同学#、#小度在家#大乱斗,最后出场的神秘嘉宾,真的秀! 你说呢?tRqSuEM
[Believe me, see in the end, youll come back forward! Cat elves #, # # day little love classmate #, # degrees # ported in the home, the last mysterious guest appearance, really beautiful! What do you say? tRqSuEM]
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【比输给国足 缅甸主帅很自豪:我们球员月薪不到美元[doge]】日晚,中国男足在南京比击败来访的缅甸男足,结束了国际比赛连续场不胜!缅甸队的世界排名是第位,在亚洲也属于鱼腩级别,中国队在主场却只赢一球…缅甸主帅海伊对这场比赛的结果感到满意,“我们的年轻球员很有潜力,这场比...全文: m.weibo
[[than the loss to the teams myanmar coach proud our players less than a dollar a month [doge]], the Chinese mens soccer team beat the visiting in nanjing than in Burma, the end of the international competition of consecutive games without a win! MianDianDui world ranking is the first in Asia also belong to do level, the Chinese team has won only one ball at home... Burmas boss hay is satisfied with the results of the game, our young players have potential and the than... The full text m. eibo]
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【两兄弟谎称要去刺青,爷爷抹泪:你就不要当我孙子】台湾一对兄弟的爷爷比较传统,近日,他们骗爷爷说自己要去刺青,爷爷气死了:“你就不要当我孙子!”然后还在房里抹眼泪。不要欺负这么可爱的爷爷啦!
tRUShD
[The two brothers that want to go to tattoo, grandpa tears dont you be my grandson 】 a pair of brothers grandpa more traditional, Taiwan recently, they lie to grandpa said he was going to tattoo, grandpa always angry you dont want to be my grandson! And then in the room with tears. Dont bully such a lovely grandpa! < br > tRUShD]
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冷笑话精选:
这特效也太牛了吧[跪了]@荒木経惟Nobuyoshi这个特效我都服了!@冰之炫[good]太棒了@OH天天瞌睡虫:太厉害了!@占卜师吉娜:上亿的大制作看了一身冷汗……
[The special effects are too cattle] [kneeling @ araki 経 Nobuyoshi the effects that I took! @ the ice cool [good] great @ OH sleepy everyday amazing! @ soothsayers zina hundreds of millions of big production in a cold sweat...]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
微博汽车:
#大V聊车# 赞同油耗的说法,平均车速没有意义,还是要看使用的路况。长测还是非常有价值哒~[good]
[About car # # big V agreed with fuel consumption, average speed has no meaning, or to the use of the road. Long measuring da ~ [good] is very valuable]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
新浪汽车:
BMW官方认证二手车鉴赏日,十大城市总动员,精选车型任您选。届时更有专属金融方案神助攻,邀您坐享BMW心仪座驾。时间有限,机会难得,手快有,手慢无,看您能不能抓住。月日至月日,合肥银泰城欢迎您莅临。tRJqux
[BMWs official certified pre-owned appreciation day, cities general mobilization, select your choice of models. When god more exclusive financial plan assists, invite you to sit on the BMW car right. Time is limited, opportunity is rare, the load is, both no, see if you can catch. Month to month, hefei intime to welcome you to visit the city. tRJqux]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【岁双胞胎误食多片精神药物 双双紧急送医洗胃】月日,苏州一对两岁的双胞胎在家玩耍时误食了奶奶的精神病药物突然晕倒。经过医生洗胃后孩子各项体征指标目前正常。奶奶的药平时放在橱柜里,当天孩子爬上柜子用手扯破塑料袋,这才将药瓶拿出,而且她们一次误食了近多片。tRGuQD
[How years old twins eat piece of psychotropic drugs Both emergency hospital gastric lavage 】 month day, suzhou two-year-old twins at home eating playing the grandmother of psychiatric drugs suddenly fainted. After the doctor children signs of each index is normal after gastric lavage. Grandmas medicine in the cupboard at ordinary times, the child climbed up the cabinet by hand torn bags, this just the bottle out, and they eat nearly more pieces at a time. tRGuQD]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
汽车之家:
#家家新闻##BJ PLUS# 【售.-.万元 BJ PLUS正式上市】年月日,北京汽车旗下BJ PLUS正式上市,其官方指导售价为.-.万元,该车相比现款车型在外观和内饰上都进行了升级。 tRJwon
[# # # BJ every news PLUS# 【 sales. - the ten thousand yuan BJ PLUS officially listed] (date) (month) (year), Beijing autos BJ PLUS officially listed, its official guide for. -. Ten thousand yuan, the car than cash models were carried out on the exterior and interior upgrades. tRJwon]
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新浪汽车:
#交通万象# 撩妹原来这么简单[污]
[# # traffic vientiane liao sister originally so simple [pollution]]
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优酷:
萌化了!!熊猫宝宝们各种高能卖萌,晚上不睡,早上不醒?起床似乎都很难?小奶熊们,绝对是瞌睡特多,特别困的特困生。互动体验纪录片《熊猫与少年》优酷首播,给你一场别样的熊猫🐼奇遇记,原来它们出生这么小,是因为...tRheL
[Meng spent!!!!! The young pandas various high-energy show MOE, dont sleep at night, dont wake up in the morning? Get out of bed seemed to be difficult? Bears little milk, is definitely a doze of Trinidad and Tobago, obtains special trapped. 互动体验纪录片《熊猫与少年》优酷首播,给你一场别样的熊猫🐼奇遇记,原来它们出生这么小,是因为... tRheL]
南方都市报:
[吃瓜]
[[eat the melon]]
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金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# 有人问大师:“怎样才能让人相信轮回呢?”大师问:“今天您能看见明天的太阳吗?”答:“看不见。”大师又问:“那您相信明天会有太阳吗?”答:“我明白了!"
人生总是,先相信,后看见。机会来了,相信就会拥有。不相信, 您连机会都没有。
[# # jinshan night someone asked the master how to make people believe in reincarnation? The master asked you can see the sun of tomorrow today? A cant see. The master asked that you believe that tomorrow will have the sun? Answer I understand! < br > life is, first believe, after see. The opportunity came, believe that will have. Dont believe, you doesnt even have a chance. ]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家
微博汽车:
#大V聊车# 周一好啊朋友们!很多朋友不了解ECU的运行逻辑,听溜溜哥的干货非常受益。你理解的爱车方式可能不一定真的对车好,而刷ECU也不一定对车不好。(课代表总结发言) tRIqht
[Talk about car # # big V on Monday good friends! The logic of the many friends dont understand the ECU, listen to the elder brother of the walk dry very benefit. You understand the way of car may not really good to car, and brush the ECU does not necessarily bad for the car. TRIqht (lesson representative summary statement)]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
冷笑话精选:
钢铁侠、变形金刚、西游记结合在一起是什么效果?哈哈哈神脑洞,真的太有趣了![笑cry]
tRfmp
[Iron man, transformers, journey to the west together is what effect? Ha ha ha god imagination, really is too interesting! [laughing cry] < br > tRfmp]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
优酷:
张一山激将法
#这就是铁甲# “山式激将”出场率越来越高,山哥@张一山 表示“本山的气势”绝不认输!以后会多多努力,让技几的激将功力更上一层楼~[嘻嘻]@这就是铁甲官博
tRGzj
[Yishan zhang dared < br > # # this is the real mountain type parlour appearance rate is higher and higher, mountain elder brother @ yishan zhang said this mountain of never give up! Will be more efforts to make technology a few parlour capability to the next level of ~ (hee hee) @ bo < br > this is the real officer tRGzj]
丑女达人:
任正非:“一个人不管如何努力,永远也赶不上时代的步伐。只有组织起数十人、数百人、数千人一同奋斗,你站在这上面,才摸得到时代的脚。我放弃做专家,而是做组织者。我越来越不懂技术、越来越不懂财务、半懂不懂管理,如果不能充分发挥各路英雄的作用,我将一事无成。” [good]
[Ren a person no matter how hard, never couldnt catch up with the pace of The Times. Only organized dozens, hundreds, thousands of people to struggle together, you stand on it, be touched the feet of The Times. I do experts to give up, but the organizers. More and more, I dont understand the technology, more and more dont understand the management of finance, half understand dont understand, if you cant give full play to the role of the various heroes, I will never make anything else. [good]]
兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!
丑女达人:
能擁有最輝煌,就要承受最落魄,才是真正的王!
[Can have the most brilliant, suffer the most down and out, is the true king! ]
兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!
小米手机:
倒计时天!除了#小米#,这次还有小米手环...
小米年度旗舰发布会,月日下午 点直播见。
转发微博,抽送个小米手环。
[The countdown days! In addition to # # millet, the millet bracelet and... < br > < br > millet flagship annual conference, June in the afternoon Some live to see. < br > forwarding microblogging, pumping a millet bracelet. ]
探索黑科技,为发烧而生。
汽车之家:
#家家试驾评测##丰田奕泽IZOA#【不止于颜值 试驾一汽丰田奕泽IZOA .L】年夏天同时推出的迈腾(BL)和帕萨特这俩车满大街都是,在中型车销量榜里霸占了相当长的时间。 “双车策略”显然是成功的。后来丰田把卡罗拉和雷凌这个双车策略几乎玩到了“哪家S店近选哪个”的水平,再到后来本田的缤智和...全文: m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # # Toyota yi ze IZOA# 【 beyond the level of appearance Drive of faw Toyota yi ze IZOA. L 】 in the summer and at the same time introduced magotan (BL) and passat this car all over the street, in the medium-sized car sales list occupied quite a long time. Both engines strategy obviously was a success. Later the Toyota corolla and ralink this double car policy almost play in which S shop close to choose which level, to the later Honda bean wisdom and... The full text m. eibo]
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【胆太大!岁男孩擅自开公交车,撞伤女大学生:曾说长大后想当公交司机】月日,湖南湘潭,一名岁初一男孩溜进路边公交车,翻出钥匙将车开走。当行驶到湘潭大学门口时,撞伤一名女大学生。男孩母亲说,儿子从没开过车,曾说长大后想开公交车。“我真是一千一万个想不到他会偷开公交车。”[吃惊]...全文: m.weibo
[【 bravery is too great! Old boy without authorization bus, injured female college students once said, when I grow up want to be a bus driver] month day, xiangtan, hunan province, a new age of boy slipped into the side of the road bus, dig out the car keys. When driving to the door of the xiangtan university, ran into a female college students. The boy said the mother, son have never driven a car before, said would like to open a bus when he grows up. Im ten million and ten thousand think that he would steal open bus. [surprised]... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【安徽六安教师集体维权遭警方殴打?警方回应】日,安徽六安市部分学校教师因待遇发放问题,集体上街引发社会强烈关注。此后,网上流传着“六安教师维权遭警方殴打”等相关消息。@六安公安在线 当晚发布通报↓,并指出,“如果民警有殴打教师的行为,我们诚恳欢迎当事人帮助之人举报。”
[【 anhui luan teachers collective rights by police beating? Police response], because of the pay issue regarding luan in anhui province, part of the school teachers, collective street caused strong concern of society. Since then, the circulated on the Internet luan teachers rights by police beatings and other relevant information. Notifies the left @ luan police released online in the evening, and points out that if the police had beaten the teachers behavior, we sincerely welcome the parties to help people to report. ]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
南方都市报:
【遇到地震的正确做法!一定要马,转给你关心的人】日时分,吉林松原市宁江区发生.级地震,震源深度千米,吉林长春、黑龙江哈尔滨等地均有震感。当遇到地震时,怎样的逃生方式生存率最高?千万别慌张!戳↓↓愿所有人平安![心](国家应急广播)tRjiKOpU
[【 met the right approach of earthquake. Be sure to horse, transferred to the person you care about 】 day, jilin ningjiang district. Earthquake, focal depth of km, in changchun, jilin, heilongjiang, Harbin and other places have felt. Way of what kind of escape when the earthquake struck, the highest survival rate? Dont panic! Stamp left left peace to all of us! [heart] tRjiKOpU (national emergency broadcast)]
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#值得去# 世界那么大,有空就去凤凰岛浪吧![笑而不语][笑而不语]图片来源:Sihe_Baby,贺嘉......#三亚·凤凰岛[地点]# tzASJQ
[Free it # # the world so big, will go to the phoenix island sea! [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] image Sihe_Baby, He Jia... # #, sanya phoenix island, [place] tzASJQ]
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这日语念的,一股子天津味儿[二哈] tRqzOdx
[This Japanese reading, smelled of tianjin flavor tRqzOdx [two ha]]
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巴曙松:
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金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# 听友:女,父母教师,南京人,在事业单位工作。男,父亲事业单位,母亲经营一家杂货店,在国企上班,程序员。刚结婚不久,现在问题是,他妈妈的店,他经常想去看店,或者帮忙别的,他很想多住他家好方便帮忙。而我想住我家,我们两个人自己的空间,干自己的事情。我父母不和我们住。总觉得...全文: m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend female, parents, teachers, from nanjing, in the work unit. Male, father, mother runs a grocery store and work in a state-owned enterprises, the programmer. Just married, now the problem is, his mothers shop, he always wanted to go to the store, or to help other, he would like to live in his house more good convenient for help. And I want to live in my house, the two of us his own space, do your own thing. My parents dont we live. Always feel that... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家
新浪汽车:
[偷乐][偷乐][偷乐]@李芸希Bimiy:在她的书包上和她最喜欢的裙子上用油漆笔也写上我爱我女儿
[[steal joy] [steal joy] [steal joy] @ Li Yunxi Bimiy in her bag and her favorite dress with paint pen write I love my daughter also]
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金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# 听友:在这之前总是因为一件事情吵架,时间久了,这次她不原谅我了,吵架第一天,说我每次说完狠话都不长记性,冷战第二天,我还总给她打电话,她说不给我一点教训,你就不长记性,然后又继续冷着我,我微信上跟她说了好多主动道歉的话,还经常打电话,但她都不回复,不接电话,然后又生气...全文: m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend before that, always quarrel because of one thing, as time went by, she doesnt forgive me this time, for the first day of the fight that I said malicious words every time is not long memory, the cold war, the second day, I always call her, she said dont give me a lesson, you will not a long memory, and then continue to cold I, I told her a lot of WeChat apologise, also often make a phone call, but she didnt reply, dont answer the phone, and then get angry... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【失控奔驰车主撒谎?专家:奔驰可告到他倾家荡产】第三方机构检测结果明确表明车辆没有失控。此前受访时薛先生描述了大量与鉴定报告相左的情况,对此不愿回应。律师表示薛先生很可能负有民事责任,奔驰公司愿意的话,可以告到他倾家荡产,或将面临最高两年刑期。#你啥看法#?tRqrJGJ
[The runaway mercedes-benz owner lie? Expert Mercedes can tell to his ruin 】 third party test results clearly show that the vehicle not out of control. After surveyed Xue Xiansheng describes a host of conflicted with appraisal report, are reluctant to respond to this. Lawyers said Xue Xiansheng is likely to bear civil liability, mercedes-benz like, can accuse to his ruin, or faces a maximum sentence of two years. # # what your opinion? tRqrJGJ]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# 我的“人生三部曲”为什么把建立自己的精神后花园列为第一部《听见》,因为若是我们没有自己的精神花园精神支柱,而把把它嫁接在别人身上,包括自己的丈夫妻子或儿女,别人一旦撤柱子,就是我们常说的一个人的精神崩溃。
[# # jinshan night my life trilogy why to build their own spiritual garden as the first heard, because if we dont have their own spiritual garden spiritual pillar, and made it grafting on others, including their husband, wife, or children, others once withdraw pillars, is that we often say that a persons mental breakdown. ]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家
张小娴:
你曾經那麼卑賤地愛著一個人,淒冷的長夜,你蹲在他家門外等他,只為了見他一面,只為了感動他,可他就是不愛你。許多年後,想起你曾不要臉地愛過的那個人,想起那個孤單的長夜,你跟自己說: 那會兒多賤啊。 那也是因為年輕和愚蠢吧?賤不過三回,終於置之死地而後生,死心了。死心也是需要時間的。
[Have you ever been so meanly loves a person, the darkness of the night, you squat down waiting for him at his door, only to see him, only to move him, but he just dont love you. Many years later, remind of you ever dont love that person, think of the lonely long night, you say to yourself, that moment how base. It is because young and stupid? Base but three times, and finally to revive, be dead. Who also need time. ]
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平安北京:
【北京警方揭秘!谁泄露了我们的个人信息[话筒]】“贷款需要吗?”“买房吗?”...几乎我们每天都会收到电话或短信的骚扰,有些甚至还威胁到了我们的财产安全。那么,这些骚扰者是如何准确掌握我们的个人信息呢?近日,北京市公安局网络安全保卫总队组织“倒卖公民个人信息专案”,揭秘手段,支招防范...全文: m.weibo
[The Beijing police revelation! Who let the cat out of the our personal information [microphone]] loan demand? Buy a house? ... Almost every day we will receive phone call or SMS harassment, some even pose a threat to our property. So, how the harasser accurate grasp of our personal information? Recently, the Beijing municipal public security bureau network security team organization speculation citizens personal information project, means of revelation, action against... The full text m. eibo]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
南方都市报:
【吉林松原.级地震 周边震感强烈市民上街避险】日时分,吉林松原宁江区发生.级地震,吉林和黑龙江多个地市震感强烈,有市民上街避难,部分房屋出现墙壁开裂,玻璃破损的情况。记者从松原市委宣传部相关负责人处获悉,目前,松原相关部门正在核实当地房屋损毁和人员伤亡情况。中国地震台网中心...全文: m.weibo
[【 jilin matsubara. Earthquake Felt strongly citizens took to the streets surrounding the hedge 】 day, jilin matsubara ning river area. Earthquake, jilin and heilongjiang multiple cities felt strongly, took to the streets seeking refuge, some houses in the wall cracks and broken glass. The reporter learns from the relevant person in charge of matsubara municipal party committee propaganda department, at present, matsubara related department are checking on local housing damage and casualties. The China earthquake networks center... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家:
#停车打卡#悬挂的新旧都影响着什么?看会也许你就明白了...tRLdOF
[Parking clock # # hanging new won a influence? Watch and maybe you will understand... tRLdOF]
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猫扑:
【真实版小品《黄大锤》!装修队找错房门,男子婚房被砸成废墟[拜拜]】近日,黑龙江哈尔滨,张先生发现自家婚房莫名其妙被人砸了,婚纱照被扔,家具没了,墙也被敲掉……装修公司称,是工人装修时找错了地方,应该是给隔壁间的业主装修……[允悲]tRUETtu
[The real version of the essay yellow hammer! Decoratingve picked a door, married the man smashed into the ruins [bynum]] recently, the heilongjiang Harbin, Mr. Zhang found their marriage room puzzling was smashed, photos was thrown, furniture, wall was broken... Decorate a company to say, when be being decorated is a worker, the wrong place, should be to give the next owner decorate between... [allow sad] tRUETtu]
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