冷笑话精选:
哈哈哈[笑cry]@ASS:笑成神经哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@重生的隐蔽青年哈哈哈哈哈哈@是你的渣渣辉pick了@不皱眉头的容与_我笑死@春色染在髮端转发微博
[Ha ha ha [laugh cry] @ along smile into nerve ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ rebirth is hidden young ha ha ha ha ha ha @ your Tony fai pick @ dont frown capacity and _ I smile dead @ spring scenery dye in start forwarding microblogging]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
ZAKER:
【妻子参加同学会旧情复燃 老公驱车千里报复情敌】 万象|女子参加同学会后与老同学旧情复燃,丈夫发现后醋意大发,于是假冒一名女性身份,驱车千里约见对方>后续 tRIvjCm
[【 wife attend reunions rekindling my husband drove thousands of revenge rival 】 vientiane | for women students after the meeting with old classmates rekindling, after her husband found jealousy daihatsu, so fake a female identity, and drive Trinidad meet each other subsequent tRIvjCm >]
传递价值资讯:myzaker
南方都市报:
#午间分享#狗子夜不归宿,捡屎官担心得整晚没睡,天还没亮就拿着棍子在门口等了![跪了]这场景感觉有点眼熟啊,可怜天下父母心……[允悲] tRGdvi
[Share # # noon dog son of catastrophic, pick up shit officer worry too didnt sleep all night, day not bright with sticks at the door waiting for! [kneeling] this scene feel a little familiar, all the parents poor heart... [allow sad] tRGdvi]
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猫扑:
当你发现网购的衣服小了.... tRIvxb
[When you find that small shopping clothes... tRIvxb]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ: ;杨女士QQ:
玩转instagram:
甜品控的最爱~[馋嘴]
[Dessert accused favorite ~ [available]]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)
新浪汽车:
#解码新车# 【大众全新宝来正式下线 有望月上市销售】全新宝来脱胎于大众MQB-A平台,与全新朗逸属于兄弟车型,相比来说全新宝来相对沉稳一些。动力方面预计依旧搭载.L和.T动力,这两款发动机最大功率分别为马力和马力。全新宝来和全新朗逸你更喜欢哪一款?[笑而不语]
[# # new decoding the public new baolai formally rolled off the production line is expected to be on sale 】 new baolai, based on A vw MQB - A platform, with new lavida belongs to brother models, compared to some new baolai is relatively stable. Motivation is still carry. L and. T the power, the two engine maximum power and horsepower respectively. New baolai and new lavida which model do you prefer? [smiling without a word]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
汽车之家:
#家家汽车文化#最贵的四门轿跑之一 Panamera S展示~ tRfasJn
[# # every car culture is the most expensive one of the four door coupe eve show ~ tRfasJn S]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷:
你好,世界杯!今天,优酷正式成为世界杯央视指定新媒体官方合作伙伴,并拿到年俄罗斯世界杯包括赛事直播、视频点播、赛场花絮等多项权益。本次世界杯(月日—月日)国内用户将能够直接在优酷手机客户端和PC端观看场世界杯比赛高清直播,还可以通过CIBN酷喵影视、天猫魔盒、天猫魔屏收...全文: m.weibo
[Hello, the World Cup! Today, youku officially be designated as World Cup CCTV new media official partner, and get the World Cup in Russia including sporting events, such as video on demand, trivia game a number of rights and interests. This World Cup (June - June ) for domestic users will be able to directly in youku mobile client and watch the World Cup games high-definition PC, you can also through CIBN cool meow, film and television, Tmall magic box, Tmall the screen charge... The full text m. eibo]
青年时报:
【突发!杭州甬江路上工程车和电瓶车相撞,一人当场死亡!】今天上午点多,时报热线接到热心市民爆料,甬江路和秋涛路一工程车撞上电瓶车,电瓶车上的人当场死亡……tRfFBZ
[【 emergency! Hangzhou yong river truck and storage battery car collided on the road, a man died on the spot! Points this morning, more times hotline received warm-hearted citizens fact, yong river and qiu tao road, a truck crashed into a storage battery, storage battery on people died on the spot... tRfFBZ]
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但斌:
迷信到底是怎么回事?多巴胺或为“始作俑者” tRxLI
[What is going on? TRxLI dopamine or for the first]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
华大基因放言员工必活到岁 媒体:霍金都无法加入 tRfJwJg
[Genomics pronounced staff will live to old media hawking can join tRfJwJg]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
音悦台:
神级吟唱,现场太空灵[好喜欢]!张靓颖现场演唱《画心》,全情投入让歌曲充满了更具有遐想的画面感,副歌引发大合唱,美哭了[爱你]tRfkOiK
[God singing, the scene space spirit [like]! Zhang liangying performed picture heart, full engagement let songs filled with more fancy metamorphosis, chorus, the chorus crying love you [] tRfkOiK]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass
但斌:
投中历史最铁一场!这波断电要了火箭的命 tRfegBb
[Most iron a made history! This wave of power for the life of rocket tRfegBb]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选:
哈哈哈哈这花式吐槽[笑cry]
[Ha ha ha ha this fancy speech [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
新浪新闻客户端:
【女子失踪一个月朋友圈还在更新!背后真相不寒而栗】月日,杭州一楼盘开盘,可销售代表小叶却不见了,朋友圈在更新,电话就是不接。小叶妈妈说,期间女婿还是每天带着外孙女来家里吃饭,并无异样。经调查,丈夫唐某交代因与妻子发生争吵,在岁女儿熟睡时,掐死了妻子…tRczLPE
[【 woman missing a month circle of friends is still in the update! The truth behind the chilling 】 month day, hangzhou building opening, but sales representative lobular disappeared, circle of friends in the update, the phone is not answered. Lobular mama said, during a son-in-law or with granddaughter every day to eat, is no different. After investigation, the husband don a replacement for a row with his wife, in the year old daughter was sleeping, strangled his wife... tRczLPE]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
但斌:
微信因欧盟最严数据保护法更新隐私条款 国内版未变 tRfwNBK
[Micro letter for the eus strict data protection laws updated privacy policy The national edition unchanged tRfwNBK]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
青年时报:
【“没想到自己碰上了这种事”杭州一男子酒店开房,一抬头吓得头皮发麻……】“这种事情我以为就是电视上放放的,没想到自己真的碰到了。”张先生(化姓)说起发生在自己身上的事,仍然觉得有点后怕……tRfeOp
[【 that he met this sort of thing a man in hangzhou hotel check in, looked up scared scalp... 】 This kind of thing I thought is to fly on TV, I didnt think you really met. Mr Zhang (last name) speaking of things happen to me, still feel a little terror... tRfeOp]
新闻热线: 工作沟通、广告合作请联系微信:Alex
但斌:
发表了博文《年前存入银行元巨款现在能取出多少钱?》年前存入银行元巨款现在能取出多少钱?来源:炒虚拟币(xnb) 《海峡导报》的一篇报道火了。 报道称,厦门一女子年tRfgsud
[Deposit yuan published the post years ago can now take out how much is it? Years ago in the bank yuan can now take out how many money? Source Fried virtual currency (XNB) the straits herald a report in the fire. According to the report, a woman in xiamen tRfgsud]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
天猫:
天猫#理想生活狂欢季#天猫官方趋势趁热发布啦!四大主题:趁热美,趁热追,趁热玩,趁热作,你会pick哪一个?大数据告诉我们:近一年来,一个月搜“小猪佩奇”的同学竟然高达近万?更多火热的趋势潮流,戳右边链接一键揭秘:tRfgrb
趋势深度解读也可以关注@VOGUE服饰与美容 ...全文: m.weibo
[Tmall ideal life carnival season # # Tmall released official trend strike! Four themes strike, strike after, strike, strike, which one would you pick? Big data tell us for nearly a year, a month search pig page, classmate unexpectedly nearly all? More hot trend trend, stamp on the right side of the link a key revelation tRfgrb < br > trend depth interpretation can also focus @ VOGUE clothing and beauty... The full text m. eibo]
天猫,阿里巴巴集团旗下网站,亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 :tmall 【客服电话】
新浪汽车:
#歪果汽车趣闻# 看来这还真是怕了一些疯狂的动物保护者啊[喵喵][喵喵][喵喵]
[# # slanting fruit car anecdotes that is afraid of some wild animal lovers ah [meow] [meow] [meow]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
平安北京:
【“后”结伙盗窃高档自行车,一月作案起】五月初,中关村西区派出所相继接到起自行车被盗案,都是名牌山地或竞速自行车。经过梳理,民警发现盗窃自行车的人是一群孩子,他们经常深夜结伙作案。在锁定嫌疑人暂住地后民警展开了收网行动,将名嫌疑人全部抓获。目前涉案的名嫌疑人因涉嫌盗窃被刑...全文: m.weibo
[The after banded high-grade bike theft, crime in January up 】 in early may, police have received the bike theft of zhongguancun west, is a famous mountain or racing bike. After combing, police found stealing a bicycle is a group of children, they often late at night to gang commit crime. After locking suspects out-flown police launched arrests, will all suspects arrested. At present the suspects involved on suspicion of theft by punishment... The full text m. eibo]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
汽车之家:
#家人帮家人#@虚伪丶心悸:“坐标四川,购车预算在-万之间,想入手一台三厢小轿车,女性开,自动挡,省油实惠一点的,不要国产,大家有什么推荐么,感谢!”
[# @ # family help family hypocrisy, palpitations, coordinates of sichuan, car budget between - wan, think of a saloon car, women drive, automatic, fuel economy and a bit more affordable, not domestic, what would you recommend, thank you! ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
猫扑:
【#岁小模特入选韩国女团#妈妈:投入多万,我觉得值得![话筒]】来自宁波的楼思诺今年岁,她岁学舞,岁走秀,年还成为了韩国女团成员。思诺说希望自己能成为明星,“又会唱歌又会跳舞又会走秀”。而妈妈说,一开始只是想培养女儿的气质和胆量,未来的路要看她自己。tRfuZF
[Small model and the women in South Korea # # years old mom input more than, I think is worth! [microphone]] from ningbo floor snooker, years old this year, her age to learn dance, age, while the year also becomes a member of the south Korean women. Snooker, hope oneself can become a star, and sing and dance and runway. And mother said that, at first just want to foster daughter temperament and courage, way to see her in the future. tRfuZF]
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青年时报:
【杭州多名男孩小鸡鸡被割伤,凶器竟是妈妈买的新晋网红家用品!】“天气热了,不少小男孩穿开裆裤,小鸡鸡暴露在外面晃来晃去特别容易受伤。”陶畅告诉记者,最近一段时间,连着有个小男孩都是因为被毛球修剪机刮伤送来医院的,这也引起了他的注意……tRfdGLW
[[hangzhou boy chicken chicken cut more, weapon was mother buy new network red home! The weather is hot, a lot of the little boy wear open-backed pants, chicken chicken exposed dangling particularly vulnerable. Clear Troy told reporters that the recent period of time, is to be attached to a little boy is the bulb clip machine from scratch hospital, it has also attracted the attention of his... tRfdGLW]
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但斌:
澳大利亚议员:对中国应尽早发动全面战争 tRfzvv
[Mp Australia to China should be an all-out war tRfzvv as early as possible]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
侠客岛:美军在南海挑衅空前升级 斗一斗更健康 tRfmg
[Paladin American troops in the south China sea an unprecedented upgrade one fights the healthier tRfmg provocation]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
南方都市报:
【王凤雅家人:不接受@作家陈岚 道歉】月日,作家陈岚在微博向警方实名举报王凤雅疑被父母虐待致死。月日,陈岚发表微博长文阐述事件经过并道歉。王凤雅母亲杨美芹说,陈岚未向医院和家属证实,就发布孩子死亡信息,家人不愿接受陈岚的道歉。接下来,他们将依法维权,如果协商无果,将起诉参与炒...全文: m.weibo
[【 Wang Fengya family members dont accept @ writer generosities donator apology 】 month, writer generosities donator in microblog real-name to report to the police Wang Fengya suspected abuse by the parents to death. June , generosities donator package weibo elucidation the occurrence of the incident and apologize. Wang Fengya mother Yang Meiqin said generosities donator has not confirmed to hospitals and families, and release the child death information, families are reluctant to accept generosities donators apology. Next, they will be in accordance with the law rights, if negotiation failed, will Sue in fire... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选:
老奶奶也太厉害了吧[跪了]@严婆婆的耳朵哇!酷!@减肥吐槽社:容颜会老去 气质会留下
[Even grandma too much] [kneeling @ yan mother-in-law ears! Cool! @ weight loss fun club face old temperament will stay]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
巴曙松:
tRfkfe《荆楚文库》编纂出版成果首发,《张培刚集》面世
[TRfkfe jingchu library published results, zhang peigang set]
金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
卢健生:
不服来战,已经不能代表我此刻的心情。
[Refuses to fight, cant represent my mood at the moment. ]
Z CAM, CEO
一块去旅行:
「 维维英国行 」
给维蜜的小礼物已经寄出啦~~🤗
预告一下[喵喵]今天有新的活动记得看微博哟 tRWxsQz
[「 WeiWeiYingGuoHang 」
给维蜜的小礼物已经寄出啦~~🤗
预告一下[喵喵]今天有新的活动记得看微博哟 tRWxsQz ]
我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:
南方都市报:
你有多久没有静心捧读一本书了?[思考]
[How long have you been out of meditation to read a book? [thinking]]
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猫扑:
【#西游记未播镜头曝光#:当时没威亚,孙悟空如何翻跟头?[思考]】流传年的《西游记》,其实还有一个“江湖失传的试集”。@西游记摄像师王崇秋 介绍,年《西游记》 建组,领导要求月出一个试集,剧组选择了《除妖乌鸡国》的故事。那时也不知道什么叫威亚,孙悟空翻跟头的动作是在蹦床上拍出来...全文: m.weibo
[【 # # journey to the west not sowing motion wasnt wei, sun wukong turning somersault? [thinking]] circulating in journey to the west, but there is another river lake lost test set. @ of journey to the cameraman Wang Chongqiu introduction, journey to the west in building group, leadership on a set of test, the requirements on the cast chose except the lich scriptures story. At that time and I dont know what call wei, sun wukong turning somersault movements were taken on the trampoline out... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ: ;杨女士QQ:
汽车之家:
#家家新闻##奔驰CLS#【外观更激进 全新奔驰CLS将于月日上市】日前,我们从官方获悉,全新一代奔驰CLS将于月日正式上市。该车在外观及内饰方面都进行了“大刀阔斧”的调整,看起来更加激进、运动。据悉,未来该车还将推出一款搭载.T发动机的入门版车型供消费者选择。 tRfuprH
[# every news # # Mercedes CLS# 【 more aggressive appearance New Mercedes CLS will be listed on month day 】 recently, we learned from the official that new generation Mercedes CLS will be officially listed on February nd. The car in both exterior and interior to adjust the radical, to look more radical, sports. It is understood that the car will also launch a pick up in the future. T engine starter models for consumer choice. tRfuprH]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【愤怒!女子将老人家被拖出家门后锁门独自骑车离开[怒] 】日前,某小区单元楼前上演了这样一幕。一名女子将坐在地上哀嚎的老婆婆拖出、米远,拖到围栏外后锁门独自骑车离开,门口摆满了各种生活用品,二人关系尚不明确。@吉安麦地网 tRfuq
[【 anger! The woman to lock the door after the old man was dragged out of the house alone pedaling away [anger]], a district staged scene before the building unit. A woman will sit in the old woman out of the cry of the earth, meters, drag to the outside of the fence to lock the door after cycling left alone, the door is filled with all sorts of articles for daily use, relationship is unclear. @ gian tRfuq wheat net]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
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