猫扑:
【狗粮撒出新高度!高校食堂设夜宵窗口,#他食堂写论文女友剥虾喂#[二哈]人家的食堂和别人家的女朋友,双重暴击!@中国海洋大学 食堂开了夜宵窗口,田螺、蛤蜊等应有尽有价格实惠,麻辣小龙虾元一斤。偶遇一位小哥哥在食堂写论文,女友剥小龙虾喂他,小哥哥表示会尽快写完开吃!tRZfcV
[The dog food and a new height! Night college canteen set window, # # he dining room to write a paper girlfriend peel shrimp feed two ha] [family dining room and other peoples girlfriend, double crit! @ China ocean university canteen at night opened the window, river snail, clams, etc to find affordable, spicy small lobster yuan a kilo. With a little brother to write an essay in the canteen, his girlfriend peeling crawfish feeding him, the little brother said they will finish eat as soon as possible! TRZfcV]
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【许魏洲泰国演唱会火爆 花式表白粉丝“求翻译” 】 月日晚,许魏洲Light亚巡泰国站火爆开唱,这也是@许魏洲ZZ 时隔两年再次在泰国举办演唱会。当晚他不仅带来了《LIGHT》和《THE TIME》两张个人专辑中歌曲,更是演唱了在泰国家喻户晓的经典中文歌曲《月亮代表我的心》,花式表白现场来自全球...全文: m.weibo
[【 Xu Wei chau Thailand concert Do fancy fans translate] month day night, Light Xu Wei states Asia tour Thailand stand hot concert, this is also the @ Xu Wei chau ZZ after two years once again held a concert in Thailand. That night he brings not only THE LIGHT and THE TIME two personal album of songs, but also sang a household name in Thailands classic Chinese song THE moon represents my heart, do fancy THE scene from around THE world... The full text m. eibo]
新浪汽车:
#出行生活# 说到改装排气,你是喜欢高亢嘹亮?还是偏好低沉浑厚呢?[doge]
[# # said to travel life modified exhaust, do you like loud? Prefer the deep rich? [doge]]
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汽车之家:
#家家汽车文化#到店实拍 舒适的移动城堡 埃尔法 改款 .L 豪华~ tRtOr
[# # every car culture to store make comfortable moving castle el modified. L ~ tRtOr luxury]
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新摄影网:
发布了头条文章:《为什么尼康和佳能应该造个能够作为单反系统之外第二系统的无反相机?》 tRtmGGZ
[Released the headline why nikon and Canon SLR system, should build a can as a second system without the camera? tRtmGGZ]
全球影像资讯、数码相机新闻、实用摄影教程...
猫扑:
#投稿#你们有下面这个情况吗?
[Contribute # # do you have this situation? ]
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汽车之家:
#家家热点时刻#【胆太大!岁男孩擅自开公交车,撞伤女大学生】月日,湖南湘潭,一名岁初一男孩溜进路边公交车,翻出钥匙将车开走。当行驶到湘潭大学门口时,撞伤一名女大学生。男孩母亲说:儿子从没开过车,曾说长大后想开公交车。虽然有梦想是件好事儿,但是实现梦想的途径一定要合法才可以啊...全文: m.weibo
[# # hot every moment 【 bravery is too big! Old boy without authorization bus, injured female college students] month day, xiangtan, hunan province, a new age of boy slipped into the side of the road bus, dig out the car keys. When driving to the door of the xiangtan university, ran into a female college students. Boy said the mother, son have never driven a car before, said would like to open a bus when he grows up. Although there is a dream is a good thing, but a way to make my dream come true must be legal to... The full text m. eibo]
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【我们吃的三文鱼是假的?这几天剧情变化太快…】三文鱼近年在吃货群体中广受欢迎,来自青海共和县龙羊峡水库的三文鱼怎么也没想到,自己会在过去几天里,成为争论的焦点。日,央视财经报道称,我国青藏高原在很早以前就开始养殖三文鱼,目前已经占据了国内三文鱼三分之一的市场。报道出来后,网友围...全文: m.weibo
[We eat the salmon is false? Plot changes quickly these days... Salmon in swathes group is popular in recent years, from qinghai prepares results of reservoir salmon never thought for a moment, they will be in the past few days, become the focus of debate. , CCTV, financial reports, the qinghai-tibet plateau in China long ago began to salmon, is now occupied domestic salmon one-third of the market. Reported, the net friend wai... The full text m. eibo]
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微博汽车:
【“失控奔驰车”检测认定车辆未失控,律师:车主可能承担相关法律责任】月日,失控奔驰车主薛先生收到检测机构司法鉴定意见书,认定“车辆不存在失控”。律师表示,依照现在的鉴定结论,车主可能会承担相关的法律责任。网友:奥斯卡欠你一座小金人儿tReQsS
[【 out-of-control Mercedes detect that the vehicle under control, lawyer owners may bear related legal responsibility 】 month day, out-of-control Mercedes owners Xue Xiansheng received inspection agencies judicial authentication opinions, concluded that there is no vehicle out of control. Lawyers said, according to the appraisal conclusion, the owner may bear related legal responsibility. Net friend Oscar owe you a little gold man tReQsS]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
冷笑话精选:
是的@哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈傻瓜是的@PASADO_z依然认为提升自己才是长久相处的关键
[Yes @ ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha fool yes @ PASADO_z still think improve yourself is the key to get along for a long time]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
新浪汽车:
无声起步!@来去之间转发微博
[Silent started! @ to go forward between weibo]
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微博时尚:
#微博时尚说[超话]# 超感少年魏天浩,受邀出席法拉利赛道日嘉年华,活动现场的他无论对于运动休闲风亦复古轻绅风,都能随性驾驭、率性自得,赛场魅力boy了解一下~
[# # weibo fashion say [than] extrasensory young Wei Tianhao, invited to the ferrari track day carnival, the scene of the activities he no matter for a movement toward a light landed gentry wind restoring ancient ways, also can along with the gender, harness, permeance field glamour boy know the ~]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
一块去旅行:
「 维维英国行 」
昨天英国小时闪电次
我感受了传说中的“英国天气”[二哈]
五分钟内艳阳天突然转阴下起了雨[跪了][跪了] tRWxsQz
[D d British line < br > < br > the UK hours yesterday lightning time I feel the legendary British weather five minutes [two ha] < br > sunny days suddenly overcast rain] [kneeling] [kneeling tRWxsQz]
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南方都市报:
莫言说,当下对待阅读应该更宽容;张大春说,不与时人谈同调的才是好书;马伯庸说,封面超过五种颜色就要慎看……关于阅读大咖们还有什么心得?关注#第二届京东文学奖#颁奖典礼,让文学带你领阅不凡世界。tRtwjB
[Mo yan said that the treatment of reading should be more tolerant, Chang ta-chun said, dont talk to people homology is a good book; Ma Boyong said, cover more than five colors will look carefully... About reading the higher-ups are what result? Pay close attention to # # second jingdong prize award ceremony, let take take you read great literature world. tRtwjB]
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冷笑话精选:
铲屎官对猫说土味情话
这吐的声音也太魔性了吧哈哈哈[允悲]
tRtQcUU
[Shovel excrement officer said to the cat earthy prattle < br > this spit sound is too devious looking ha ha ha [allow sad] < br > tRtQcUU]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
小野妹子学吐槽:
活学活用!
[Learning! ]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷:
#想看你微笑# 开播倒计时天!霸屏甜宠治愈来袭~月日起每周二优酷独播,会员抢先看集[挤眼]
[# # you want to see you smile starts the countdown days! The screen on the sweet pet heal within every Tuesday come ~ on youku alone, member first set [eye]]
汽车之家:
#家家汽车文化##KTM DUKE#【小排量街车优选 试驾新款KTM DUKE】来自奥地利摩托车品牌KTM一直以来专注制造越野车,曾获得多达次达喀尔拉力赛摩托车组总冠军。不过近些年,为了适应全球市场KTM也开始制造街车和跑车车型,其中DUKE系列在近几年的摩托市场非常火热,本次我们就来看看该车系中明...全文: m.weibo
[# # # every auto culture KTM DUKE# 【 small-engine streetcar optimization test drive the new KTM DUKE 】 from KTM Austria motorcycle brand has been focused on manufacturing suvs, Dakar rally championship motorcycle group won a up to the time. But in recent years, in order to adapt to global market KTM began to make streetcar and sports car models, including DUKE series of motorcycle market is very hot in recent years, the us take a look at the cars in the Ming... The full text m. eibo]
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平安北京:
【加班后吃夜宵偶遇逃犯,世界如此的小啊】月日,湖南邵阳位民警加班后去吃夜宵,意外发现在邻桌就餐的一名男子疑似逃犯。确认过眼神后,三名民警假装上前点餐,将犯罪嫌疑人钟某抓获。原来嫌疑人钟某在月将他人砍伤,潜逃一个多月,自以为躲过了风头,便偷偷潜回家中和朋友吃宵夜,不料被当场抓...全文: m.weibo
[【 overtime snack encounters after the escaped prisoner, the world is so small ah 】 month day, to eat food taken late at night after a police work overtime of shaoyang, hunan province, unexpectedly found in dinner table a man suspected of the escaped prisoner. After confirm eyes, pretend to order, the three police zhong mou will suspect arrested. Original suspects slashed to zhong mou to others in the month, running for more than a month, thought survived and slunk back home and friends to eat snack, but was caught on the spot... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报:
【“北漂青年”马云建言:未来服务业发展有三大关键词】和无数年轻人一样,马云也曾在北京“漂”过,受过挫折、失落过、迷茫过,忍受过地下室。今天,在京交会上,马云看到今天更具魅力的北京,建言未来服务业发展:大力发展现代服务业、开放和绿色。大城市承载着无数人的情怀和梦想,要装得下越来越多...全文: m.weibo
[【 north drift youth ma advice the future development of service industry has three keywords 】 and countless young people, Mr Ma also had drift in Beijing, received a setback, lost, confused, endured the basement. Today, fair in Beijing, ma see more attractive today in Beijing, Suggestions and future service industry development to develop the modern service industry, open and green. Bearing the weight of the feelings and dreams of countless people, big cities will hold more and more... The full text m. eibo]
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巴曙松:
tRtYUv关于场外衍生品金融监管
[TRtYUv about otc derivatives financial regulation]
金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
优酷:
#上海女子图鉴# “职场上的每一步都是自己的选择”,Kate@金莎 决定离职去结婚,同样也是在选择她想要的生活。在职场上,斯嘉丽@刘孜 教会海燕@演员王真儿 最多的就是选择,一旦选择了就要不回头的坚持走下去[加油] tRtlpDG
[# # Shanghai womens map workplace every step of the way is your own choice, Kate @ ferrero rocher decided to leave to get married, is also in the choice of life she wants. In the workplace, scarlett @ king post church haiyan @ actor son is choice, once you choose will not go back on [oil] tRtlpDG]
南方都市报:
玩转#京东# 这是在科技的笔下,为我写的小诗,未曾见面也未曾交流,却是量身“定制”。在这个不一样的,京东AI,让科技有温度。@京东
[Play # jingdong # this is in science and technology, for the little poem I wrote, hath not meet neither communication, is tailored custom. In this is not the same, jingdong AI, let science and technology have a temperature. @ jingdong]
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汽车之家:
#家家新闻##奔驰车失控#【奔驰“失控事件”鉴定结果:根本没失控】今年月份,一场热热闹闹的“奔驰车主高速上演生死时速”的事件引来了一场舆论的狂欢,尽管大家用尽了一切办法,但依旧没有人能够顺利还原车主薛先生所经历的这场“失控事件”。终于,在月日,奔驰车主薛先生收到了第三方检测机构出...全文: m.weibo
[# every news # # # Mercedes is out of control Mercedes out of control event appraisal result no runaway 】 in this year, a bright mercedes-benz owner high speed on carnival event drew a opinion, although we have tried everything, but still no one would be able to restore the owner Xue Xiansheng experienced by the out of control event . Finally, on February nd, mercedes-benz owner Xue Xiansheng received the third examination organization out... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车:
#中国车手征战欧洲赛场# “车迷八级考试”系列来了!下面竟然有刮痧的答案,也是赢了 [吃惊]
[# # China rider in Europe fans in tem examination series is coming! Have the following scrapping the answer, also won [surprised]]
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#猫扑段子# 多像当年从网吧出来的我[允悲] tRtoBI
[More than # # mop jokes like that from the Internet cafe I allow sad tRtoBI]
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优酷:
说起#奇葩相亲对象的尬聊# ,我们罗海燕小姐姐@演员王真儿 有话要说[允悲]和曼妮@马心怡Krystalll 去参加八分钟相亲,碰到的奇葩对象可真是不少,有炫富的,有打分的,竟然还有卖保险的……你有过这样的奇葩相亲经历吗?评论留下你的故事[笑而不语] tRtpUU
[Speaking of # # gold mutually close the object be full of chat, we hai-yan luo @ king actor son little sister Have something to say [allow sad] and mani @ heart yi ma Krystalll eight minutes to go to mutually close, touching the object is really a lot of strange flower, is a flaunt wealth, have grade, unexpectedly also sell insurance... Do you have such a wonderful work dating experience? Leave your comment story tRtpUU [smiling without a word]
优酷:
#剧版镇魂#
一颗心,守一个人;
唯有信念,方得始终。@朱一龙
[# # drama version azraell < br > heart, keep a person; < br > only the faith, the party must always. @ Zhu Yilong]
南方都市报:
【女子年前被冒名顶替上中专 顶替者:希望私了】年前的这起冒名顶替让真假“年娟香”的命运都改变了。年,年娟香初中毕业,符合初中专预选成绩。但没收到复试通知。年娟香受到打击后耳聋,高二辍学,如今是名农妇。而冒名顶替者,上了中专,现任三原县正谊中学备课组组长。被举报后,顶替者希...全文: m.weibo
[【 women years ago was an impostor replace technical secondary school hopes to settle 】 years ago the imposter let the fate of the true and false in yun has changed. Years, yun to junior high school graduation, conform to the technical secondary school in the early primary grades. But received interview. After years yun xiang hit deafness, high school, now is a woman. The imposter, technical secondary school, the current sanyuan county is yi school lessons team leader. After reporting, replace who wish... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车:
#歪果汽车趣闻# 一位美国大叔用纸壳还原了一比一的宝马M引擎,细节简直是无敌![跪了][跪了]这种程度的手工,我就算是看着步骤视频也做不出来呀 tRpRNF
[# # slanting fruit car anecdotes an American uncle use paper to restore a than a BMW M engine, detail is invincible! [kneeling] [kneeling] this degree of manual, I do not even look at step video ah tRpRNF]
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【问了困惑多年的问题!食客质问快餐店老板:#鱼香茄子为啥没鱼#[允悲]】月日,广东深圳,一男子在快餐店点鱼香茄子,菜端上来以后质问:鱼香茄子里怎么没有鱼!随后与店家争论,称菜里有肉没有鱼。老板表示:“鱼香”其实是“余香”,哪里都是这样。最终男子只付了酒钱后离开。[跪了]...全文: m.weibo
[The asked the puzzled problem for many years! Diners query fast-food restaurant boss why didnt fish # # eggplant [allow sad]] month day, guangdong shenzhen, eggplant, a man in the fast food restaurant dishes served later ask cant find any fish in eggplant! Then argue with vendors that dish with meat, no fish. The boss said fish is actually mouth, where is just like that. Eventually man to leave after only paid for the drinks. [kneeling]... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家:
#家家新车图解##大众宝来#【更年轻更运动 体验一汽-大众全新宝来】宝来,一个几乎所有关注汽车的人都听说过的名字。它在中国汽车市场的地位,不用过多赘述,光是销量和口碑就足以证明一切。如今,这辆“车坛老将”迎来了全新的换代,得益于MQB-A平台,新车车身尺寸及内部空间都有了长足的进步,想知...全文: m.weibo
[# every new graphic # # # mass baolai 【 more young sports experience new baolai 】 faw Volkswagen baolai, an almost all focus on car people have heard of the name. Its in Chinas auto market status, need not go into too much, enough to prove that all sales and word of mouth alone. Today, the CheTan veteran ushered in the new version, thanks to MQB - A platform, new car body size and internal space has made considerable progress, want to know... The full text m. eibo]
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