微博搞笑排行榜：
爸妈帮你拍得最成功的照片是哪张 ___________________________
[Mom and dad to help you take pictures of the most successful which is ___________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
思想聚焦：
成长的很大一部分，是接受。接受分道扬镳，接受世事无常，接受孤独挫折，接受突如其来的无力感。自己作了就要自己受，为自己做的选择买单也是一种能力。然后发自内心地去改变，找到一个平衡点。天黑开盏灯，落雨带把伞，难过先难过，但也不作死。
—— 卢思浩
[A large part of growth, it is acceptable. Accept parted ways, accept the impermanence, lonely setbacks, to accept the sudden powerlessness. Made to themselves, to do your own choice to pay is also a kind of ability. And then to change in his own heart, to find a balance. Open lamp, dark rain take an umbrella, sad sad first, but its not fault. < br > < br > - Lu Sihao]
QQ 投稿邮箱：@qq
人民日报：
【#你好，明天#】劳动节如约而至，享受春光里的闲暇，更应向每一位劳动者致敬！这个日子的意义，在于重申劳动的价值，也在于提醒，要通过制度的保证，让人们信任劳动的光荣，相信奋斗的意义。世界上没有坐享其成的好事；用汗水浇灌美好生活的种子，收获的是人生出彩的舞台，体味的是奋斗本身的甘甜。
[Labor day # # hello, tomorrow 】 【 comply to enjoy the spring sunshine leisure, more should salute to each worker! The significance of the day, is that the value of repeated labor, also is to remind, should through the system guarantee, let people trust labor glorious, believe that the meaning of struggle. There is no secure good thing in the world; With sweat the seeds of a better life, the harvest is a brilliant life stage, body odor is the struggle itself. ]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
最神奇的视频：
所有的改变，都是为变成更好的自己。但蜕变的过程都是孤独的，唯有坚持，明天才能够更美好。tRuOVVZ
[All change, is to become a better myself. But the process of metamorphosis is lonely, only insist on, before it can be a better tomorrow. tRuOVVZ]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，
押沙龙：
看了奥森公园老人偷野鸭蛋，被外国姑娘拦阻那个事儿，从老人角度看，我觉得他一开始是真没觉得这有什么不对。那一代老人我觉得很多没有这个概念，在他们年轻的时候，保护野生动物这个说法可能听都没听说过。野鸭蛋可以吃呀，为什么不拿？经过物资匮乏年代过来的那代人，不浪费，甚至占便宜都是一种生存
[Looked at the old man stealing YeYaDan orson park, hindered the matter by a foreign girl, from the old mans point of view, I think he started really didnt think it anything wrong. The generation of the old man I dont think a lot of this concept, when they are young, protect wild animals that may have never heard of. YeYaDan can eat ah, why dont you take? After the material s over the generations, waste not, and even take advantage of all is a kind of survival]
噗嗤大叔：
中国人民公安大学李玫瑾教授：岁之前的培养决定孩子一生。时间有点长，先mark ！ tRuAAS
[The Chinese peoples public security university professor Li Meijin before the age of the cultivation of life decided to children. Time is a little long, mark first! tRuAAS]
合作推广加qq ：（噗嗤大叔商务） 公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）
壹峰信：
#李易峰生日嘉年华##李易峰#这样美好的夜晚，真不舍得说再见。 感谢星夜兼程、不远万里而来的小蜜蜂们，感谢线上守候的朋友们，感谢台前幕后加班加点的工作人员们。今夜因为有你们的陪伴而变得与众不同。家人们，我们明年见！#祝李易峰生日快乐#
[# # # # carnival li yi li yi feng birthday peak so good night, I really dont want to say goodbye. Thank you carry on, long small bees, thanks to the online waiting for friends, thanks to the staff behind the scenes work overtime. Tonight, because of the company of you and become different. Family, we see you next year! Happy birthday to li yi feng # #]
李易峰资讯官方微博。网址：leeyifeng
德卡先生的信箱：
“希望你时常记得这世界的可爱，无惧岁月漫长，不在大悲大喜时才感受到真实的存在。”
[I hope you always remember this lovely world, fear a long time, not feel the presence of real exultancy. ]
𐂂：寄存你想说的话／私信投递 · 参考置顶／禁二改禁商用 请尊重每一位作者和每一篇原创投稿 尊重这个平台
BC221：
#BC# [心]#ONER#
坤音四子成团 初舞台
感谢张PD@努力努力再努力x 对四子的教诲与帮助[中国赞]
感谢同台表演嘉宾的配合与支持[中国赞]
感谢一路陪伴我们成长的你们[中国赞]
心怀感激，不断前行，未来可期！[爱你]
[# # BC# [heart] ONER# < br > of four children in groups < br > in the early stage to thank zhang PD @ efforts try again with the help of x for instructing the fourth praise [China] < br > thank you performed for guests to cooperate and support praise [China] < br > thank you all the way with us grow you praise [China] < br > grateful, to go on, it should be a future! Love you []]
坤音娱乐公开练习生品牌计划BC. 商务合作邮箱：qins-business@qins.vip 官方网站：qinsent
王子奇Zaki：
韬的演唱会[音乐]
西泡泡相聚[握手]
超嗨的一天[嘻嘻]
[Towers concert [music] < br > west bubble together [shake hands] < br > super hi dayhee hee]
工作联系经纪人[]陈先生
央视新闻：
【致平凡世界中不平凡的你[心]】岁的袁隆平，定下两个目标：杂交稻大面积示范亩产公斤、耐盐碱的海水稻培育；院士林俊德，生命最后一刻仍在病房争分夺秒地工作……明天，是#五一劳动节#，讴歌每一位劳动者，也向每一位为梦想为挚爱奋斗的人致敬。愿理想和远方，都在奔忙中一点点靠近！[加油]
[[to the ordinary world in extraordinary you [heart]], yuan longping, set two goals hybrid rice demonstration of kilograms per mu, the salt-tolerant rice breeding sea; Academician jun-de Lin, at the last moment of life is a race against time to work in the ward... Tomorrow, it is # # the May st Labour Day holiday, acura every laborer, also to each for the dream of struggle for love. Be the ideal and the distance, in running a little bit near! [go]]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
秋田六千：
鸟羽水族馆的海獭宝宝小梅的超级卖萌现场，全程高喊——好！可！爱！啊！！！ tRuOfJqk
[Baby bird feather aquarium sea otters xiaomei super show MOE the scene, the entire chanting - good! Can be! The love!!! Ah!!!!!! tRuOfJqk]
哇
林小宅-：
哎呀 因为上次出门忘记带上手帐本.
在努力补上.马上马上这两天就给大家发！
感觉很像在补作业😂😂😂！！
[Why go out because the last time forgot to fit the bill. < br > in trying to catch up on. Soon these two days will send you right away!
感觉很像在补作业😂😂😂！！ ]
我問燕子妳為啥來 燕子說 管好妳自己
天天向上：
#天天向上#【微直播】#好好睡觉#
这段@阿杰 和菲菲老师带来的ASMR，小天已经默默收藏好了[偷笑]今晚睡觉前手机也不玩了！就要听着它入睡[太开心][酷]
（小天提示：最好能戴着耳机听哦[馋嘴]）
tRuOfol
[# day day up # # # micro live 】 【 sleep well < br > the @ ajie and Fifi teachers bring ASMR, small day already quietly collect good [laughing] phone before you go to sleep tonight also not to play! Is listening to it to sleep [quite happy] [cool] < br > (hint small day it is best to wear headphones to listen to oh [available]) < br > tRuOfol]
湖南卫视《天天向上》栏目官方微博。媒体沟通、嘉宾推荐等工作事宜私信@天妈本人 。
思想聚焦：
你最大的问题是
懒而不自知
知而不能改
改而不能恒
[Your biggest problem is < br > lazy and dont even know it < br > to know that you cant change < br > and not constant]
QQ 投稿邮箱：@qq
子望：
前阵子奶奶过生日，我们都赶回去，她越来越年轻了，很开心；
学生时代的朋友依然在我身边，很开心。
放假了，你们在干什么？去哪玩了，开心吗？
[A while ago my grandmas birthday, we go back, she is becoming more and more young, happy; < br > student friends are still in my side, very happy. Had a holiday, < br > what are you doing? Go to play, happy? ]
这是很长，很好的一生。
澎湃新闻：
【邢台黑色奥迪司机禁行日开车被罚威胁交警，自称市政府办的人】tRuObmfz 继唐山“夫妻双打”警察后，河北邢台一人开着黑色奥迪车的人，禁行日开车被交警现场查处，自称是邢台市政府办公室的人，就是管交警的，在现场耍“官威”。@河北广播电视台 tRuObmf
[【 xingtai black audi drivers drive for stop, the traffic police fined threat, claiming to the municipal government office of person 】 tRuObmfz after tangshan doubles police, hebei xingtai a person driving a black audis, stop driving by traffic police at the scene of investigate, who claimed to be xingtai government office, traffic police is tube, play GuanWei at the scene. @ tRuObmf hebei TV and radio stations]
有内涵的时政新媒体
二更视频：
#二更夜聊# 五秒钟说出一个作家的名字
[# more night chat # seconds to name a writer]
发现身边不知道的美
星座秘语：
转发五月收获甜蜜爱情[心]
[Forward may harvest sweet love [heart]]
我不止懂星座，我更懂你！微信：vxingzuo 合作QQ
TF家族新生-马嘉祺：
重庆。
[Chongqing. ]
北京时代峰峻文化艺术发展有限公司签约练习生马嘉祺
韩国me2day：
【Vlive】CUBE新女团#(G)I-DLE# 出道迷你专辑主打曲
[CUBE Vlive 】 【 new convent # (G) (I) - the mini DLE# debut album < I am > main song < LATATA > MV trailer video ~ ~ tRuOfZs really very looking forward to the public]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
喵星人的喵星球：
#喵星人夜话# 哪些瞬间觉得你家毛孩子很流弊！
[# # meow star night what moment feel your lexy very evils! ]
做一只，有态度的喵星人。常规合作邮箱：hezuo@baozou 微博商务合作请联系qq：
疯一样得胖子：
如果有个人追你，没追到，然后每天晚上发短信说晚安，坚持一年多，你会感动吗？
[If someone chasing you, didnt catch up with, then every day evening said good night to send text messages, insist on more than a year, you will be moved? ]
一个做护肤品特卖的微博
阅读手册：
感情一开始，你要考虑的是喜不喜欢这个人，而相处久了，就要考虑一下喜不喜欢当下的自己。如果自己变得暴躁了、卑微了、连你自己都看不上自己了，就证明这段关系其实并不适合你。两个人在一起的意义是共同成长、共同升值，而不是让你慢慢长成一张被生活欺负的脸。 —— 苏芩
[Feelings at first, you need to consider is like this, and get along for a long time, will look like the present. If you become angry, humble, even you are sniffy about yourself, it shows that the relationship is not suitable for you. Two people together is the meaning of grow up together, mutual appreciation, rather than let you slowly grown into a face bullied by life. - Su Qin]
在这里寻找片刻的安静。QQ
彭昱畅：
好看的照片一定要自己发！[害羞]
好看的晚会一定要自己夸！[憧憬]
#新时代.正青春#
我不会告诉你们有人偷了张帅照走[酷]
因为TA会交出来的[doge]
[Nice photos must be your hair! (shy) < br > nice party must oneself kua! [hope]. < br > # new era is the youth # < br > I will not tell you that someone stole the Denver post according to go [cool] < br > because TA will pay out [doge]]
工作联络：pycofficial@sina 非诚勿扰，谢谢！
调色教室：
明日，会有久违的好事发生
[Tomorrow, there will be a stranger]
调色新技能get💅
花腔大叔：
点个赞，祝五月好运！
[May praise, wish good luck! ]
一段美文，愉悦你的眼，温暖你的心。
当时我就震惊了：
今天是四月的最后一天
简单几个字总结一下你的四月份吧
[Today is the last day of April < br > simple a few words to summarize your in April]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
侯宁：
再不玩就老了！您认得几位？ tRuOVLOs
[Dont play old! You know a few? tRuOVLOs]
人称＂空军司令＂，财富苍生之醉观者。长篇小说《财富苍生-槐花蛇》作者，侯宁微店httpsd.weidiansingle#main
新闻晨报：
【+点赞！他临终前的这段视频感动了无数人…[泪]】近日，一段六分钟的视频被网友点赞超过万次。这位躺在病床上还惦记着工作的是我国爆炸力学与核试验工程领域著名专家、中国工程院院士、总装某基地研究员林俊德。年月日——林俊德生命最后一天，他仍反复叮咛着需要交接的某重大国防科研
[[+ some praise! His deathbed this video touched countless people... [tears]] recently, a period of six minutes of video by netizens point more than ten thousand times. The lying in bed thinking still work is our country famous explosion mechanics and nuclear engineering expert, a researcher at the Chinese academy of engineering, assembly and a base jun-de Lin. (date) (month) (year) - jun-de Lin on the last day of life, he repeatedly reminds the still need to transfer a major national defense scientific research]
新媒体合作：QQ； 曝料热线：- ； 客服热线：、
人民网：
今天没有对象！[偷笑]
[Today there is no object! [laughing]]
报道全球 传播中国
StrawberryJuice1106：
#吴亦凡#
五四晚会录制
“你歌唱的样子最闪亮”
@Mr_凡先生
[# # wu queer < br > < br > may fourth party recording < br > < br > you sing like the brightest < br > @ Mr_ Mr Van]
Kris Wu | StrawberryJuice
Eleven11dream：
👻
TOTOTATATU
[👻
TOTOTATATU]
艺术+
梨视频：
【口音被取笑，印度人自信表示：我们的口音更正宗，应该向我们学英语[二哈]】对于印度口音的英语被外国人取笑，印度人纷纷表示印度的口音非常正宗一点也不好笑，当被问到觉得哪个国家人说英语奇怪的时候，他们也给出了各种回答。@全球视频大魔王 tRuUWx
[The accent was teasing, confident Indian said our accent more authentic, should we learn English ha] [two] for Indian accent English be laugh at by the foreigners, indians have said Indian accent is very authentic isnt funny, when asked which country feel strange people speak English, they also gives the answer. @ global video archenemy tRuUWx]
［视频报料邮箱］：yishou@pearvideo；［自媒体入驻网址］：pearvideojoin
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