Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    哈哈哈哈哈大场面！大场面！[笑cry]@to-哈哈哈哈哈哈！@sugar轻功不错喔！[喵喵][喵喵]@千叶懒懒很勤快哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@刘蜀黍叔满屏的求生欲[允悲]
[Ha ha ha ha ha big scene! The big scene! [laughing cry] @ the to - ha ha ha ha ha ha! @ sugar qigong is good! [meow] [meow meow] @ chiba lazy very hard-working ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ sorghum uncle liu full screen QiuShengYu [allow sad]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小野妹子学吐槽：
    岛国明治大学杉原厚吉教授设计的视错觉装置“永远向右的箭头”，不论怎样拨动，都始终是个➡️...然而在镜头里却又是反的，完全看蒙[费解]tRugGZy ​
[Island Meiji university professor sugihara thick, design of optical illusion device the arrow to the right to the forever, no matter how to dial, is always a ➡ ️... In the lens, however, is also, see [difficult] tRugGZy covered completely]

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猫扑：
    【超霸气！重庆妹子尖叫壮胆，寝室里帮同学抓蛇[允悲]】月日，重庆文理学院一女寝进了条蛇，女生们尖叫跑出，住在对面寝室的热心同学罗同学拿着晾衣杆，尖叫嘶吼着壮着胆子帮同学抓蛇，一边抓一边安慰自己“不怕！不怕！”，最终将蛇挑出窗外放生。室友说，罗同学平时就很热心胆子很大，还抓过老鼠！...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 super proud! Chongqing sister screaming courage, the bedroom to help students grasp the snake [allow sad]] month day, chongqing college of liberal arts and a woman lay into the snake, the girls screaming ran out, live in dormitory opposite of enthusiastic students holding a festoon the classmate, scream roar to muster up courage to help students grasp the snake, while catch comfort myself not afraid! Not afraid! Pick out of the window, will eventually snakes and set them free. Roommate said, students at ordinary times is very enthusiastic a daredevil, also caught the mouse! ... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷：
    #这就是街舞# 千玺队长每次出场都很swag！他每次点评选手也很专业细心，那句“斯为泰山而不骄”完全能让人沦陷啊，看着千玺就明白“始于颜值、陷于才华、忠于人品”这句话的含义了，感谢易队长，让我们看到一个这么认真努力的你！#这就是街舞总决赛#
tRurKxIe ​
[# # this is the street dance thousand seal captain played every time very swag! Every time he comments on players also very professional attentive, the sentence to mount tai and not arrogant can let a person fall, looking at thousands of topaz will understand began in appearance, in talent, loyal to the person the meaning of this sentence, thanks to captain, let us see a so serious to you! # # # < br > this is the street dance finals tRurKxIe]

金山夜话博主：
    #金山夜话# 听友：我和我女友一年了，现在闹矛盾呢面临分手的那种程度。，然后我把我两的合照发朋友圈了，说了一些此生只娶你之类的话，然后他就生气了说了很多过激的话说我们两好的时候不发现在发什么意思嘛，让我立马删掉，我该怎么办？金山：侭管你变了网名，但我能看出你还是“做大船、吃螃蟹……...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend me and my girlfriend for a year, the extent that is having troubles now breaking up. A photo of me, then I put the two hair circle of friends, said something in this life only to marry you, then he is angry words we two good so a lot of time not found in the hair what do you mean, let I immediately delete, what should I do? Jinshan 侭 tube you have changed a net, but I can see you are still ship, eat crab... ... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

新浪汽车：
    #出行生活# 奥迪乱停车被路人贴条，“不要以为开奥迪就可以没素质”[衰]。这位朋友之前是经历了什么…[闭嘴] ​
[Travel life # # audi disorderly parking being stick a stranger, do not think that the audi cant quality [failure]. What is experienced before the friend... [up]]

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金山夜话博主：
    #金山夜话# 听友：两个月前在追某星的粉丝群偶然认识了一个三观契合、审美接近的男生，同城。工作日休息日白天半夜都找我聊天，几乎每天都天南地北地聊，也时不时地撩我说我可爱给我取昵称之类，然后又说他其实是很高冷的因为和我关系好才是话痨，也有约过我出去玩，晚上会确认我到家了才忙别的。我蛮...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listen to friends two months ago in a star-struck fan base chance met through a conjunction, aesthetic closer to the boy, city. Working days rest days are in the middle of the night looking for my chat during the day, spent almost every day to chat, also from time to time liao I said I like lovely and fetch me a nickname, and then said that he is very cold because is safe, good relationship and I also about I go out to play, will confirm that I got home at night to other. Im pretty... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

金山夜话博主：
    #金山夜话# 听友：跟老公吵架后，每次他总喜欢故意彻夜不归，不接电话，不回信息。他知道我会着急，我该怎么办？金山：你该变得聪明起来，不过这位老公真聪明，借题发挥金蝉脱壳夜不归宿。 ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend after a quarrel with her husband, every time he always like to deliberately not through the night, dont answer the phone, not to return information. He knew I would worry, what should I do? Golden hill you should become wise, but the husband is really smart, exploit might want. ​]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

金山夜话博主：
    #金山夜话# 听友：和喜欢的女生牵手拥抱过还亲过，不止一次。但是表白三次都被拒绝了。第一次说我太唐突没有诚意。第二次是说我讲话让人生气，不太合适。第三次表白前我们还有亲吻，可是表白了却说我直男，随后发了好人卡，说不喜欢我。隔天又主动约我去寺庙烧香去她母校参观。还挺愉快，但之后就再也...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend and like girls hand hugged and kissed, more than once. Do but was turned down, three times. The first said I am too abruptly without sincerity. Speech is the second time I make people angry, its not reasonable. Do a third time before we have a kiss, but do say I straight men, then made a good card, said dont like me. The next day and active about my visit to the temple to burn incense to her Alma mater. Still pretty happy, but then I never... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

南方都市报：
    【三亚俩男子搭讪女游客遭拒 随后往烧烤撒沙子并殴打男游客】日，海南三亚天涯区某沙滩，四川名游客在沙滩上烧烤，两赤膊男子前来搭讪，并索要游客的烧烤遭拒，随后抓起沙子扔在烧烤食物上。男子进一步挑衅，双方引发肢体冲突。游客报警，其中一名男子被抓，另外一名在逃，后自首。两人均已被刑拘。...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 sanya man accosted two female visitors was rejected Then put sand barbecue and beat male visitors 】, sanya, hainan tianya area a beach, sichuan tourist barbecue on the beach, two man stripped to the waist to strike up a conversation, and ask for tourists barbecue was rejected, then grabbed the throwing sand on the barbecue food. Man further provocation, the two body conflict. Tourists alarm, one of the men were caught, another on the run, after turn himself in. Both men had been detained. ... The full text m. eibo]

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平安北京：
    #防范提醒#《女子神色慌张怀中婴儿不停哭，司机起疑报警牵出特大拐卖儿童案》的报道令人警惕！最全儿童防拐知识，转发给家长孩子，扩散↓↓tRUclB @交警陈清洲 ​
[# # to prevent remind the womens stunned the bosom baby kept crying, driver suspicious heavy police drew a child trafficking case alarming reports! Most comprehensive children turn prevention knowledge, and forwarded to the parents of children, diffusion left left tRUclB @ Chen Qingzhou traffic police]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

汽车之家：
    #停车打卡#早上好，在本条微博评论中告诉大家，你开的车是什么，如果有相同的，就和他互粉吧。 ​​​​
[Parking clock # # good morning, tell everyone in the weibo comment on this article, what is your car, if there is the same, each other when fans with him. ​​​​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

但斌：
    回复@热情的何陋轩怕误点或行程安排的紧，经常出差坐头班飞机出行，经常见[挤眼][馋嘴]@热情的何陋轩但总，你看过凌晨四点钟的深圳吗[可爱][可爱][可爱][可爱]
[Reply @ enthusiasm how ugly the porch was afraid of was delayed or tight schedule, often on a business trip by the first plane travel, often see [eye] [available] how ugly the hin but always @ passion, have you ever seen a shenzhen at four o clock in the morningcutelovelycutelovely]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑：
    #猫扑早安# 解压神器…[笑而不语] ​
[# good morning mop # extract artifact... [smiling without a word]]

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但斌：
    @从老婆别闹到徐半仙@Jook-Not-alone全国选拔，然后进行精英训练的成果，前期猛如虎，功力十成，但最终怼不过美帝的系统化训练，人数是日本倍的飞行员队伍，功力八成[费解]
[@ from the wife to stop that now to xu fortuneteller @ Jook - Not - u.s national selection, and then the elite training results, the early stage of the fierce like a tiger, work force by one thousand one hundred percent, but in the end Dui but systematic training, American imperialists number is a pilot with the Japan times team, work force by eighty percent [difficult]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    坚持自己信仰的就行了！@黄凡这两天，在投资界刷屏最多的就是巴菲特了。当前有近万人从国内专程到奥马哈“朝圣”。然而巴菲特坚持了几十年而被证明十分有效的“简单”价值投资法却少有国人采用！目前，A股低迷，不正是践行老巴投资原则：从容“以合理的价格选取好的公司长期拥有”的好时候吗？
[Stick to their faith! @ Huang Fan these two days, in the investment community refresh is warren buffett. Currently has nearly ten thousand people from domestic made a special trip to Omaha pilgrimage. Buffett, however, insisted for decades and has proved very effective simple value investing but few people use! At present, the a-share market downturn, the practice is not old, investment principle calm at A reasonable price to choose A good company with long A good time?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @禾子爱美食_坚信价值转发微博
[@ food grain son love _ forwarding microblogging believes that value]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @zhaijingyong转发微博
[@ zhaijingyong forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    一位伟大的父亲 tRugzMpm ​
[A great father tRugzMpm]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    巴菲特年股东大会十大金句
--
新浪美股 北京时间日晨讯 年伯克希尔股东大会月初如期在小城奥哈马举行，即将岁的巴菲特和岁的芒格思维敏捷，继续以连珠妙语阐述了他们对全球经济、世界形势、公司管治、投资理念等方面的看法。以下是新浪财经总结的今年股东大会大金句。

、关...全文： m.weibo ​
[Buffetts annual general meeting of shareholders ten daikin words < br > - < br > sina stock Beijing time morning - year Berkshire shareholders meeting in early on in the town of hama, the old buffett and munger at the age of the thought is agile, continue to... expounds them on the global economy, the world situation, corporate governance, investment philosophy, etc. The following is sina finance and economics summarize daikin sentences of the shareholders general meeting this year. < br > < br > and close... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    东方港湾两位研究员东兴和陈蒙在伯克希尔哈撒韦股东大会现场，他们非常辛苦，起了个大早，占了一个好位置！ tRugKeW ​
[Eastern bay two researchers cooperation and Chen Meng at the scene of the Berkshire shareholders general meeting, they are very hard, and got up very early, accounted for a good place! tRugKeW]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车：
    #交通万象# 车灯里面养金鱼？[费解][费解][费解][跪了][跪了][跪了] ​
[# # vientiane traffic lights inside goldfish? [difficult] [difficult] [difficult]] [kneeling] [kneeling] [kneeling]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【男子发现前女友与人见面 怒抢其手机强迫转账万[摊手]】男子李某跟踪做直播的前女友王某，发现王某与男性朋友见面，于是抢走王某的手机。李某强迫王某，给其转账共计.万元。近日，法院发布案件判决结果，李某家属代为退赔王某全部经济损失→tRughRFe ​
[The man found his former girlfriend and meet people Anger wanna grab its mobile force transfer [stand hand]] man li mou tracking do live ex-girlfriend wang mou, found wang mou to meet with a male friend, so take wang mous cell phone. Li mou forced wang mou, to transfer a total of. Ten thousand yuan. Recently, the court case verdict, li mou family unlawfully taken on behalf of wang mou - tRughRFe all economic loss]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

但斌：
    戈壁挑战赛第二天夜晚露营地 tRughr ​
[Gobi tRughr challenge on the second day night camping]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

张小娴：
    應該說日本人抄襲了我們的雞蛋仔呢？還是應該說美食無疆界？小時候隨處都可以買到雞蛋仔，不會覺得有什麼特別，這幾年卻不知道為什麼突然紅得發紫，甚至走出香港，去了歐美和日本。你家鄉有哪些小吃你覺得是可以登上國際「食台」、揚威海外指日可待的呢？ ​
[It should be said that the Japanese copied the our eggs? Or it should be said that food without borders? Everywhere can buy eggs in childhood, will not feel anything special, but dont know why suddenly asb, over the years, even out of Hong Kong went to Europe and the United States and Japan. What snacks do you think your hometown can be boarded the international food, overseas just around the corner? ​]

我的唯一微信号：遇见张小娴（Miss_AmyZ）。工作联系：陈仲明gongzuoshi@sina 

但斌：
    完赛后，在终点，三旅全体小伙伴合影留念！走过茫茫戈壁 都是姐妹兄弟[心][赞] ​​​
[Finish after the game, in the end, three brigades to take photos with all the friend! Walk through the desert Are all sisters and brothers [heart] [great]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    昨晚说是去夜市，没想到一躺到床上说休息一下，结果就睡到了现在。@杲修春：但总在夜市吗
[Last night, go to the night market, said that a into bed rest, the result is sleeping now. @ GaoXiuChun but always in the night market]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新沐sunshine：
    @一颗烂笔头之前在苹果门店等号的时候看过一遍，还蛮好用的
[@ a rotten written in apple store before you read when the equals sign it again, also quite useful]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

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    订阅联系方式在征订单最下端
[Subscribe to the contact information in order the bottom]

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青年时报：
    #西湖早茶#：睁开眼，让晨光妆扮你的笑脸;推开窗，让晨风送你清爽舒畅;刷一刷，让好心情灿如晨花;洗一洗，让新的一天快乐如意!看一看，让祝福与你相伴。早安! ​
[# # the west lake tea open your eyes and let the morning dress up your smiling face; Push window, let the morning breeze send you relaxed and happy; Brush a brush, a good mood can is like the morning flower; Washing, make a new day happy!! Have a look, let blessing with you always. Good morning! ​]

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