冷笑话精选:
教小孩画画的方法,学会了在家教给宝宝[二哈]tRuBLHTF
[Method of teaching children to draw, learned at home to teach baby two ha tRuBLHTF]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
平安北京:
【讨厌,为啥不让我在宿舍用大功率电器?!】功率超过瓦的电器是禁止在学生宿舍使用的,譬如热得快、电热水壶、电磁炉、电烤锅、电火锅、微波炉等等,都是“禁品”,但这是为什么呢?使用这些禁品又会有哪些危害呢?戳视频,看实验↓↓ tRuNv
[【 hate, why not let me use high-power electrical appliances in the dormitory?!] More than watts of electrical power is prohibited to use in the student dormitory, such as hot, electric kettle, induction cooker, electric baking pan, pan, microwave oven, etc., are all taboo, but why is this? Use these taboo and what harm? Poke video, see left left tRuNv experiment]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
谢娜:
今晚和我的好朋友们相聚啦🤗,等一下,最后一张是几个意思[允悲]?
[今晚和我的好朋友们相聚啦🤗,等一下,最后一张是几个意思[允悲]?]
太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!
冷笑话精选:
转发这条微博,你的昵称后面会加上一个超可爱的小爱心![心]#甜蜜#
[Forward this message, your nickname later combined with a super cute little love! [heart] # # sweet]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
冷笑话精选:
当生活向我走来,我一脸深情无比期待地望着生活时,生活...tRuBAgiv
[When life coming to me, I a face of deep feeling very look forward to looking at life, life... tRuBAgiv]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
汽车之家:
#家家新闻##众泰T#【月日上市 众泰T预售价为-万元】日前,众泰汽车官方正式公布了旗下全新座SUV——众泰T的预售价,其预售价区间为-万元,并将于月日正式上市销售。据了解,该车定位于一款中大型SUV,其在外观方面基本沿用了众泰T的设计风格,动力方面,将搭载一台.T涡轮增...全文: m.weibo
[# every news # # zhongtai T# [date of listing Zhongtai T booking price is RMB - ten thousand], zhongtai officially unveiled its new car SUV - zhongtai T booking price, its pre-sale price range is - ten thousand yuan, and will officially listed on the monthly sales. It is understood that the vehicle positioning in a large SUV, its basic use the zhongtai T in terms of appearance design style, motivation, turbine increases will carry a. T... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
猫扑:
【大三女生痴迷“洛丽塔”装:兼职赚钱买服装,希望能一直穿到岁[憧憬]】年出生的吴玉嫦,是一名大三学生。她平时喜欢穿洛丽塔风格的衣服,自称从年月份开始“入坑”的,已经花费了一万多元购买了多件服饰。家里人会觉得怎么这么大还穿得像幼儿园小孩,穿洛丽塔装出去也常被人议论纷纷。...全文: m.weibo
[【 junior girls obsession with lolita outfit part-time earn money to buy clothes, hoping to wear until age [hope]] born in the year of the Wu Yuchang, is a junior student. She likes to wear lolita style clothing, claim to be into the pit, starting in years, spent more than ten thousand yuan to buy the item. They will find what great was dressed like a kindergarten children, wear lolita outfit out are often people comment in succession. ... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ: ;杨女士QQ:
谢娜:
今晚的我们🤗
[今晚的我们🤗 ]
太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!
新浪新闻客户端:
这牌品。。[允悲]
[This brand of product. [allow sad]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
冷笑话精选:
万万没想到,现在连划个船都这么难了[跪了]tRuBzYBP
[Never expected, even so difficult to row a boat now] [kneeling tRuBzYBP]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
优酷:
#这就是铁甲# 优酷君昨日独家连线@张一山 转达了网友们在@优酷星球 发出的生日祝福[蛋糕]。一山除了送上一段专属视频,还给山楂们送上了福利!张由@优酷VIP会员 特别定制的限量“优酷VIP张一山定制年卡”免费抢!#张一山生日快乐# #张一山#
戳这里参与活动得年卡!tRuBzJt
...全文: m.weibo
[# # this is the real youku jun yesterday exclusive attachment @ yishan zhang conveyed the netizens in @ youku birthday wishes from the planet (cake). Mountain in addition to an exclusive video, hawthorn back on welfare! By @ youku VIP special customization of set limit to youku VIP yishan zhang custom year card free rob! # # # # yishan zhang yishan zhang a happy birthday < br > stamp here to participate in activities in the card! TRuBzJt < br >... The full text m. eibo]
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【男子网络打麻将嫌出牌慢爆粗 约架打伤对方赔四万[衰]】网上打麻将发生口角,相约线下见面“干仗”,结果一人被打得胳膊、肋骨等多处骨折,另一人则被判了刑...可以说是损失最惨重的一场麻将了[并不简单]→tRuBzGhR
[【 man playing mahjong too slow play outburst About forty thousand - frame beat each other [failure]] playing mahjong spat on the net, meet meet offline blockbuster, one result was beaten arm, frame, such as multiple fractures, another man was sentenced to punishment... Can be said to be the most damaged a mahjong [] are not simple - tRuBzGhR]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽:
再可爱的鼠鼠,去剪指甲时也是这个颜值[允悲]
[Lovely mouse again, when I went to your nails is the appearance standardsallow sad]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷:
易烊千玺 舞力全开 易烊千玺 跳舞#这就是街舞#这就是街舞总决赛 易燃装置全员集结,队长@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 的守护者们在哪里?易燃装置!燃!#这就是街舞总决赛#
tRuefr
[Easy Yang thousand seal just dance dance easy Yang thousand seal # # this is the street dance that is flammable device fully assembled, street dance finals captain @ TFBOYS easy Yang thousand seal the ward in where? Flammable devices! Burn! # # # < br > this is the street dance finals tRuefr]
冷笑话精选:
答应我,这剧情...请一定要看完......[允悲]tRuBhpW
[Promise me, this story... Please be sure to read... [allow sad] tRuBhpW]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
ZAKER:
【女富翁卖别墅收养弃婴 所建爱心村将被关停】 万象|她身患癌症仍努力收养弃婴,甚至不惜卖掉别墅。近日,她的爱心村因未年检被关闭,村中孩子如何安置仍是问题。 tRuBhoT
[The millionaire women selling villa built adoption baby love village will be shut down 】 vientiane | cancer are still hard to adopt baby, she even sold the villa. Recently, the village because of her love was not yearly check was shut down, how to place children in our village is still a problem. tRuBhoT]
传递价值资讯:myzaker
新浪新闻客户端:
【后女子买假身份证装后 民警差岁太夸张[并不简单]】月日,江苏@张家港市公安局 凤凰派出所民警发现一女子身份证可疑,经核实发现,女子年生,为方便和年的男友一同打工,网上买了年出生的假证,民警直言“差得太离谱”。该女子已被依法采取刑事强制措施。tRubNY ...全文: m.weibo
[After the womens fake id card after loading Poor old police too exaggeration isnt a simple []] month day, phoenix @ in jiangsu zhangjiagang city public security bureau police station policeman found a woman id suspicious, after verification, found that womens born, for the convenience and years boyfriend to work together, online bought born in the year of the false evidence, police say too far. The woman has been in accordance with the criminal compulsory measures are taken. TRubNY... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
猫扑:
【婚礼现场新娘扔捧花过猛 一排天花板掉了下来...】近日,在一婚礼现场,婚礼仪式进行到新娘扔捧花,全场欢呼,新娘转身抛出捧花,可能是用力过猛,捧花直接砸破天花板,一整排的天花板就这样掉了下来,场面一度非常尴尬.....视频一出,引发网友吐槽:“这动作惊动天地啊,掩盖不了的激动 ”[笑cry]...全文: m.weibo
[【 the ceremony the bride bouquet throw too hard A row of the ceiling fell down... Recently, at a wedding, the wedding ceremony to throw the bride bouquet, full, the bride throws her bouquet of flowers, turn round is probably too hard and bouquet crashed through the ceiling directly, so a whole row of the ceiling fell down, it was very awkward... Video, triggering netizen this action disturb the heavens and the earth, can not cover the excitement [laugh cry]... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ: ;杨女士QQ:
优酷:
欧豪赤膊健身只为激燃一战!还有天,热血韩信即将上线!月日《天意》优酷震撼开启#超级剧集天意# tRuBLKU
[The hao shirtless fitness for excitation burning war! There are days, blood han xin soon! Date of destiny youku # # open super series providence tRuBLKU shock]
玛莎拉蒂_Maserati:
#立夏#夏天来了,一起去海边兜风好不好?
[# # of summer summer, go to the seaside for a ride together, ok? ]
传承意大利经典设计和手工定制传统,玛莎拉蒂旗下QP总裁轿车、Ghibli轿车、SUV Levante、GT跑车、GC敞篷跑车完美诠释优雅、奢华、运动与激情,带您体验无与伦比的驾乘感受,助您开启卓尔不凡的人生旅程。
冷笑话精选:
妈耶谢耳朵这么酥~[心]
[Mama Sheldon is so crisp ~ [heart]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
平安北京:
【醉汉深夜坠枯井 消防员成功救援】一名男子深夜醉酒,坠入米深井,酒醒报警却不知身在何处。月日清晨时许,大兴消防接警后展开搜索,一小时后找到被困者,半小时救出,男子仅擦伤,无大碍。tRumXtR (来源:北京晚报 )
[The drunkard sank well late into the night Firefighters successful rescue 】 a man drunk, in the middle of the night falling meters deep, wine wake up alarm but do not know where. Nissin morning xu, daxing fire called search, find trapped in an hour, half an hour to rescue, men only a scratch, no big deal. TRumXtR (source Beijing evening news)]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
南方都市报:
【差十几米就是“史上最大空难”!加航客机惊魂降落新画面曝光】年月日,旧金山国际机场一架加拿大航空一客机因飞行员判断严重失误,将滑行跑道误看成降落跑道,险些撞向架在滑行跑道上等候的飞机。幸好塔台人员指令清晰,及时要求加航客机放弃降落,拉高机头重新进场,才避免空难发生。近日,...全文: m.weibo
[The poor more than ten meters is the biggest plane crash! air Canada jet cry down new picture exposure] (date) (month) (year), a San Francisco international airport air Canada a plane for pilots were terribly wrong, mistaken as will the runway landing runway, nearly hit the plane on the runway waiting. Fortunately, tower staff clear instructions, timely request air Canada jet to give up land, raising the nose to play, to avoid disaster. Recently, the... The full text m. eibo]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
新摄影网:
【GoPro公布一季度财报 销量增长收入不升反降】GoPro近日公布了年一季度财报。据财报显示,今年一季度GoPro共取得.亿美元收入,产品销量同比增长%。由于财报业绩获得超预期增长,GoPro的股价也再度翻红。业绩重获新升也让GoPro的CEO Nick Woodman喜出望外,并预测公司二季度的业绩还将获得相同...全文: m.weibo
[【 GoPro reported first-quarter earnings growth income does not rise but lower 】 GoPro has announced first quarter earnings. In the first quarter this year, according to results, GoPro altogether. $income, sales year-on-year growth %. Our earnings to get more than expected growth, GoPro shares also turn red again. Performance gain new rise to GoPro CEO Nick the Woodman was overjoyed, and predict the performance of the company in the second quarter will also get the same... The full text m. eibo]
全球影像资讯、数码相机新闻、实用摄影教程...
冷笑话精选:
看到女朋友往珠宝店的方向走怎么办?
只需一个蓝牙音响[doge]
tRuDrQl
[The direction of the jewelry store see girlfriend go? < br > just a bluetooth stereo [doge] < br > tRuDrQl]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
新浪汽车:
#交通正能量#【两男子前后夹击偷女乘客手机 岁公交司机冲下车追回[good]】近日,海口路公交车上,两男子用雨伞作掩护、前后夹击,将一正在上车的女乘客手机偷走,岁的公交司机黄师傅发现后,立即冲下车一把拽住小偷,护着女乘客夺回了手机。为中国好司机点赞![赞][赞][赞]tRuYXTlo
[Traffic positive energy # # attack before and after the two men steal female passengers at the age of cell phones bus driver rushed out of the car back [good]] recently, haikou road on the bus, both before and after the man with the umbrella cover, attack, one is female passengers get on mobile phone stolen, old bus driver yellow teacher discovered, immediately rushed out of the car a grabbed the thief, protect a female passengers to retake the phone. For Chinas good driver thumb up! [who] [who] [who] tRuYXTlo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
音悦台:
周末来分享小女友#GFriend#的美妙歌声~这首《夜》真的好好听,听完心情好一整天[心]tRuKQlU
[The weekends to share little girlfriend # GFriend# wonderful song ~ its really nice night, after hearing [heart] tRuKQlU all day in a good mood]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass
汽车之家:
#家人帮家人#正在为购车纠结的同学们,来这条微博里留下你的购车条件(如:价格、三厢两厢或SUV、手挡或自动挡、追求动力、空间等),转发并评论,让大家一起帮你挑一款爱车吧。购车信息越详细,越有机会被家家推荐 。
[# # family help family are shopping with classmates, to leave your car in this tweet conditions (such as price, saloon sta or SUV, hand or automatic, the pursuit of power, space, etc.), and forward comments, let us together to help you pick a car. Car-buying information more detailed, more have a chance to be every recommendation. ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
Autobeta汽车杂志:
少吃几顿小龙虾,奥迪、路虎、雷克萨斯.....啥啥啥都能有了[doge]
[Eat a few less crawfish, audi, lexus, land rover... What what what can have [doge]]
国内外汽车资讯速递,依据新车进行点评,欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力,喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。
猫扑:
【大学生校内钓龙虾做菜:小时能钓桶,吃的是情怀[二哈]】近日,安徽安庆,一高校的几名大四学生趁写论文的空闲,组团在校内水塘钓小龙虾,钓起斤,美餐了一顿。有学生称,大学钓了四年,吃的是份情怀,感叹“自己钓的虾,味道就是好”。[允悲]tRuuFQPL
[Can catch catch lobster dishes on campus college students hour barrels, had feelings for ha] [two] recently, the anhui anqing, a university of several senior students free while writing a paper, groups on campus pond crayfish fishing, fishing for a catty, for a dinner. University for four years, students have said that eating is a feelings, exclamation own fishing shrimp, taste is good. [allow sad] tRuuFQPL]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ: ;杨女士QQ:
薛蛮子:
今天来苏梅蛮子公馆@薛蛮子我的苏梅岛蛮子公馆已经开业了。我月底会来公馆试住,你们愿意来吗?还有四间小别墅空着。要订请@苏梅蛮子公馆
[Suzhou may today barbarian mansion @ xue barbarian I koh samui savages mansion has been opened. I will come to live try mansion, at the end of you like to come? There are four small empty villa. Want to book please @ samui barbarian mansion]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
新浪新闻客户端:
减肥的flag不知道已经立了多少年[二哈]
[The flag that reduce weight dont know how many years have made ,]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
薛蛮子:
迪拜阿尔法塔下泳池共识 tzIZbwQ
[Dubai alpha tzIZbwQ pool consensus under the tower]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【你是“积极废人”吗?有多少flag在向你招手[跪了]】自“佛系”“隐形贫困人口”后,最近有个新名词“积极废人”在网上火起来了。“那么爱立flag,你一定是积极废人吧!”,对此有共鸣的年轻人并不少→tRuEyHwQ 是在说你吗?
[【 you are actively cripple? How many flag waving at you] [kneeling] since the Buddha, after the invisible poverty recently, there is a new word actively cripple fire up on the Internet. Then love flag, you must be a positive handicapped! , have struck a chord with young people and many - tRuEyHwQ is saying you? ]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
丑女达人:
老爸老妈回国了,没有好吃的了。饿!真饿!!!小女儿:“妈喝水吧,多喝点就不饿了、还能减肥!”[允悲]
[Ssi home. There is no good. Hungry! So hungry!!!!!!!!!!! Little girl mom to drink water, drink is not hungry, also can reduce weight! [allow sad]]
兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!
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