Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    女生给男生留一句建议，男生来回复一下
​​___________________________
（明晚互换） ​
[Girl give the boy a proposal, boy to reply < br > the ___________________________ < br > (swap) tomorrow evening]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

汽车之家：
    #夜福利#极致奢华的双门SUV 揽胜 SV Coupe ​
[# # night welfare acme costly two-door SUV range SV Coupe]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

卢健生：
    杂河+西洋菜 #简简单单又一餐# tzbwyn ​
[Miscellaneous river + watercress # simple meal # tzbwyn again]

Z CAM, CEO

新浪新闻客户端：
    你怎么看？
[What do you think?]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【岁女子举报官二代前男友：女人的绝地反击，一度不敢回家】王燕茹从小家庭优渥，与官二代男友黄宇恋爱年，去年月自称被黄宇殴打，到派出所做笔录时，竟然发现男友 “已婚”，随即到黄宇单位举报。王燕茹说：“自己是一个骄傲的女孩，这是一个女人的绝地反击。”tRuEJkGS ​
[Report [year old female officer the second generation ex-boyfriend women fight back, once dared not go home 】 Wang Yanru from small family well, and the officer the second generation Huang Yu a boyfriend, claim to be beaten by Huang Yu last month, to the police station to do record, unexpectedly found her boyfriend married, and immediately report to Huang Yu units. Wang Yanru said he is a proud girl, this is a womans jedi fight back. tRuEJkGS]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

但斌：
    宿营地的夜晚，我的帐篷今天正好在灯下；起大风了；天上的繁星闪烁。 ​
[Camp at night, my tent just today in the light; Since the wind; The stars twinkle in the sky. ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博位置：
    祈福平安!
[Blessing of peace!]

发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

但斌：
    回复@忘断前路[馋嘴]@忘断前路大概是外资，真的相信价值投资和下一轮牛市快来了，而我们大概真的感觉创业板可以做一做了吧。@但斌内资不顾一切的卖[挤眼][馋嘴]@_阿梁__：外资是不顾一切的买茅台啊
[Reply @ forget broken anterior [available] @ off the road ahead is about foreign investment and really believe that value investing and the next round of the bull market will come soon, and we really feel the gem can probably do it. @ but bin domestic desperate to sell [eye] [available] @ _ __ liang o foreign buy maotai is desperate]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车：
    #车圈话题#说说你们出去旅游，被要求帮人带回来最奇葩的东西是什么？[拜拜] ​
[# #.so the topic about you go out to travel, was asked to gang brought back what is the most wonderful work. [bynum]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

angelababy：
    #机器人争霸# 联盟BO的关键是：如何打败黑狼？tRuRBIWk tRuEINm ​
[# # robot craft union BO is the key how to beat the black Wolf? TRuRBIWk tRuEINm]

一个爱大笑的文艺青年😁😁🎉🎉 工作邮箱：abstudio@vip. 或 kim@gmail

冷笑话精选：
    关注@冷笑话精选 ！冷哥会在月日从转发里抽一个最魔性的粉丝，送袁娅维签名的冷先森公仔！另外还会送一个真爱粉袁娅维签名照一张！
[Selection focus @ joke! Cold brother will be in June from the forward one of the most devious looking fans, send with the signature of the sweet things cold sen first doll! Will also send a love powder as a signature sweet things!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

猫扑：
    【男子大闹高铁站：我就是死猪不怕开水烫！ 限乘火车天拘留天[摊手]】月日下午，杨陵南站开往兰州西站的D次列车已经停止检票关闭闸机，乘客罗某迟到后还跳过护栏强行进站，站务人员极力阻拦，乘客罗某辱骂、动手撕扯推搡工作人员，并辱骂现场民警。目前警方对罗某处以行政拘留天的处罚。...全文： m.weibo ​
[[man make high-speed Im dead pig is not afraid of scalding water. Limit days detention days by train [stand hand]], in the afternoon, it is south station to the D train of lanzhou west railway station has stopped ticket closed gate, passengers also skip the guardrail forcibly stops after luo late, affair personnel to obstruct, passengers luo abusive, began to tear at pushing staff, and abusive police at the scene. Police in luo impose administrative detention punishment of the day. ... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ： ；杨女士QQ：

南方都市报：
    【赞！二贼前后夹击偷乘客手机 岁公交司机冲下车追回[good]】近日，海南海口路公交车上，两男子用雨伞作掩护、前后夹击，将一正在上车的女乘客手机偷走，岁的公交司机黄师傅发现后，立即冲下车一把拽住小偷，护着女乘客夺回了手机。（中新）tRuYjLt 为黄师傅点赞！ ​
[【 praise! Attack before and after the two thieves steal passengers at the age of cell phones bus driver rushed out of the car back [good]] recently, the hainan haikou road on the bus, both before and after the man with the umbrella cover, attack, one is female passengers get on mobile phone stolen, old bus driver yellow teacher discovered, immediately rushed out of the car a grabbed the thief, protect a female passengers to retake the phone. (new) tRuYjLt for yellow teacher thumb up! ​]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

知乎：
    @KY主创们 ：你以为你说清了，他以为他听懂了👉tRuEcHlT ​
[@KY主创们 ：你以为你说清了，他以为他听懂了👉tRuEcHlT ​]

发现更大的世界

汽车之家：
    #家家汽车文化##沃尔沃#【了解发展历程 参观沃尔沃汽车博物馆 】我们有机会去到哥德堡沃尔沃汽车总部参观了沃尔沃汽车博物馆，在那里了解到了沃尔沃汽车的发展历史，一睹各款经典车型的风采，令人眼界大开。tRuYXEF ​
[# # # # every auto culture Volvo [understand development Volvo museum] we have a chance to go to gothenburg Volvo headquarters visited the museum of Volvo cars, where the awareness of the development history of Volvo cars, the first glimpse of various classical models, were eye-opening. tRuYXEF]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

星巴克北京：
    感受莓果味的意式风情——#夏莓意式奶冻星冰乐#回归啦～这一杯灵感取自于意大利的经典甜品——Panna Cotta(意式奶冻)，搭配四种酸甜莓果，。让意式经典甜品的奶香顺滑与四种莓果的清新酸甜融合，作为夏天的重磅回归，一直喜爱夏莓系列的你如何不心动？ ​
[Feel the blackberry fruit Italian amorous feelings - # summer berry Italian milk frozen frappuccino back # ~ that a cup of inspiration derived from classic Italian dessert - Panna Cotta appeared (Italian milk jelly), with four kinds of sweet and sour berries,. Let the classic Italian dessert milk fragrant and smooth and the four kinds of berries, pure and fresh and sweet and sour fusion as a summer blockbuster regression, always love summer berry how dont you move? ​]

星巴克咖啡公司成立于年，始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间，门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。

小S：
    連我都愛上她
[连我都不管爱情上]

僅限工作連絡請mailsosshu@gmail

冷笑话精选：
    哈哈哈哈没毛病[跪了]@煎蛋至今未能存活追星女孩和暗恋女孩同理
[There is nothing wrong with ha ha ha ha] [kneeling @ the Fried eggs have been unable to survive and make track for a star girl has a crush on a girl in the same way]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【美国女生穿旗袍赴毕业舞会 外界反应让她始料不及】美国犹他州高中岁女生的Keziah 身穿一条红色的中式旗袍出席高中毕业舞会，兴高采烈地和朋友们拍照留影，并将照片贴到了推特上。她没想到却引来网友争议→tRuEtbNa 有人说她的行为有欠考虑、应该谴责，也有人支持，你怎么看？ ​
[The American girls wear Chinese dress to the PROM External reaction let her unexpected 】 Utah Keziah of high school at the age of the girl wore a red Chinese qipao attended high school PROM, happily took pictures with my friends, and attach photos to twitter. She thought that has the net friend dispute - tRuEtbNa ill-advised, someone said her behaviour should be condemned, also some people support, what do you think? ​]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

一块去旅行：
    你最喜欢哪个地方的夜市？那里有什么推荐的吗？转评一起种种草~[并不简单] ​
[A whats your favorite place to night market? Is there any recommendation? Turn to review together all sorts of grass ~ [] are not simple]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

小野妹子学吐槽：
    东京浅草发簪店小姐姐教你如何快速优雅扎好簪子...实用转需[作揖]tRuEGHP ​
[Little sister, asakusa sewing shop in Tokyo to teach you how to quickly fasten elegant hair clasp... Turn to be [bowing] tRuEGHP practical]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌：
    [赞]@庐阳逍遥汉：地上没看到任何垃圾[赞]
[[who] @ LuYang easy han the ground didnt see any rubbish [who]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    回复@五指茄冷，温差很大@五指茄晚上冷吗？
[Reply @ five fingers in tomato cold, cold temperature difference is very big @ five fingers in tomato night?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

谢娜：
    哇，双网第一，收视创新高也[憧憬] 好想跟杰哥pk冷笑话[笑而不语][笑而不语] @向往的生活#向往的生活# 杰哥弹琴的指法做按摩一定也是棒棒哒[偷笑] 拾柴抓鱼、弹琴唱歌，全能杰越来越可爱了，小葵忍不住想给你打个☎️[嘻嘻]
[Wow, twin wire first, high ratings innovation also [hope] want to pk with Jacob cold jokes [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] @ # # of life of life jie elder brother play the fingering a massage will be stick the dalai [laughing] firewood to catch fish, play the harp and sing, all-around jie is becoming more and more cute, little kwai couldnt help but want to give you a ☎ ️ (hee hee)]

太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【你是“积极废人”吗？有多少flag在向你招手】自“佛系”“隐形贫困人口”后，最近有个新名词“积极废人”在网上火起来了。所谓“积极废人”，指的是那些喜欢给自己定目标、却永远做不到的年轻人。他们看起来很积极乐观，但骨子里却缺乏行动力，详情→tRuEyHwQ 你今天立flag了吗？ ​
[【 you are actively cripple? How many flag waving at you 】 the Buddha, after the invisible poverty recently, there is a new word actively cripple fire up on the Internet. So-called positive case, refers to people who like to make the target of young people, but never do. They seem to be very positive and optimistic, but inside but lack of action on details - tRuEyHwQ you made flag today? ​]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

汽车之家：
    #家家新闻##宝马系#【换装电子手刹 全新宝马系最新内饰谍照】日前，有海外媒体曝光了一组全新一代宝马系（G）的内饰谍照，通过谍照我们可以看到该车更多细节以及部分配置。据了解，新车将于年月开幕的巴黎车展上正式与消费者见面，并预计年月率先在海外上市销售。tRuRztwq ​
[# every news # # # department of BMW 【 change electronic hand brake New BMW is the latest interior spy], with overseas media exposure is a set of new generation BMW (G) of interior photos, through the photos we can see the car for more details and part of the configuration. It is understood that the new car will be opened year Paris auto show official meet with the consumers, and became the first year is expected to listing in overseas sales. tRuRztwq]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车：
    #老司机课堂#太恐怖了！开车门没看后面，结果摩托车撞上了，据说蛋都碎了！[生病] 这得有多疼！外出一定要注意安全啊！[doge][二哈] ​
[Old driver class # # too scary! Door didnt look back, driving motorcycle crashed into a result, it is said that the egg broke! [ill] this how painful! Go out must pay attention to safety! [doge] [two ha]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑：
    【雄孔雀遭游客拔毛变秃子，变得郁郁寡欢[二哈]】日前，江苏扬州茱萸湾动物园的只孔雀惨遭游客拔毛。其中一只的长尾羽被拔光，冠羽也变成了秃头。饲养员透露，孔雀精神沉郁，今年很难受雌孔雀垂青。[拜拜]（via@看了吗 ） tRuRkfH ​
[The peacock was tourists defeathering baldy, become sullen,] [two], jiangsu yangzhou dogwood bay zoo peacock unhairing by tourists. One of the long tail feathers are plucking, crest became bald. The breeder, peacock spirit is depressed, very afflictive peahen appreciation this year. [bynum] tRuRkfH (via @ see it)]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ： ；杨女士QQ：

优酷：
    福摩 @周志文AdrianChau 明天上线！月日点做客优酷星球星驾到@优酷星球 @飞虎之潜行极战 陪你聊天，还不快来留言呀 #飛虎之潛行極戰 # #福摩#链接：tRuRfebL [馋嘴] tRuRfebU ​
[Formosa @ chi man chau AdrianChau tomorrow online! June points at youku star star! @ @ youku planet of the flying tigers stealth war with you chat, still not quick to leave a message ah # of the flying tigers stealth war # # # Formosa links extremely tRuRfebL tRuRfebU [available]]

微博搞笑排行榜：
    有人说，后很丧、很佛系、是垮掉的一代…可是，后从出生起就在玩一场单机游戏，我们独自闯关练级，修炼成为硬核玩家。正如视频所表达的一样，我们也许没有耀眼的光芒，但我们内心有火光在燃烧。[加油]我们就是这样一群，看起来事事无所谓，却有着坚硬强大的内心的“硬核青年”。#我的青春是硬核# ...全文： m.weibo ​
[Some people say that after the very lost, very Buddha, is the beats... But, from birth after playing a single game, we recruit train alone, uniting the become a hardcore players. Just as expressed by the video, we may not shine, but we have a fire burning inside. [oil] we is such a group, it seems that everything doesnt matter, but has a hard and strong heart hardcore youth. Youth is hardcore # # I... The full text m. eibo]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

但斌：
    我们三旅的兄弟搭帐篷，以及完工后小憩。 ​
[We put up our tent three brigades brother, and a nap after completion. ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

星巴克北京：
    #星巴克臻选北京颐堤港二店#
咖啡热忱，精湛之作。
独特体验，热情演绎。
用心臻选，不可多得。
月日上午点，我们邀请你亲临门店，一起品鉴由星巴克“黑围裙”咖啡大师用不同方式演绎出的臻选咖啡之味，共襄馥郁芬芳盛举。
开幕邀请报名：tRuEDhf
地址：北京市朝阳区酒仙桥路号颐堤...全文： m.weibo ​
[H # starbucks become choose Beijing dike port # < br > coffee enthusiasm, exquisite masterpiece. < br > unique experience, enthusiasm to deduce. < br > choose attentively, rare. < br > on the morning of February nd point, we invite you to visit stores, black apron starbucks coffee tasting together by the masters with different ways to interpret a flavor of the coffee, with the participation of fragrant fragrance. < br > open invitation to sign up tRuEDhf < br > address Beijing chaoyang district h jiuxianqiao road, dam... The full text m. eibo]

星巴克咖啡公司成立于年，始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间，门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    时常遇到这种尴尬的情况[拜拜] ​
[Often meet this kind of embarrassing situation [bynum]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。