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顶尖设计：
    [可爱] ​
[[lovely]]

职业搬砖，业余设计。

安以轩：
    跟妳們分享壹個獨孤般若的💄小秘密哦[羞嗒嗒]，#爱自己# 的女生，才是真正的女王👑 tRERHvtT ​
[跟妳们分享壹个独孤般若的💄小秘密哦[羞嗒嗒]，#爱自己# 的女生，才是真正的女王👑 tRERHvtT ​]

用微笑迎接每一天~😊

微博搞笑排行榜：
    哪段话 曾在低落的时候，给你莫大的勇气 ​​​___________________________ ​​​
[Which paragraph In low, give you a great deal of courage ___________________________]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

但斌：
    和昊洋一起加班工作到深夜。昊洋的加入为东方港湾带来了新气象，喜欢这样努力工作、奋斗的年轻人！[赞][心] ​
[With HaoYang work overtime late into the night. Joining HaoYang brought new atmosphere for the east bay, like such hard work and struggle of young man! [who] [heart]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑：
    #猫扑晚安# 眼里是另一片宇宙tRERpYvR ​
[# mop is another good night # eyes tRERpYvR universe]

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冷笑话精选：
    脾气好，不代表没脾气[微笑]@同道大叔[微笑]
[Good temper, does not represent no temper [smiles] @ fellow uncle [smiles]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪汽车：
    #日内瓦车展#【#日内瓦车展# 系Gran Coupe概念车发布】宝马系Gran Coupe概念车定位四门Coupe跑车，采用了家族全新的外观设计元素。动力方面，宝马系Gran Coupe预计将会搭载一台.T双涡轮增压发动机，匹配速自动变速箱并配备xDrive四驱系统，-kmh加速时间预计在秒左右。 ​
[# # # # the Geneva motor show the Geneva motor show series Gran Coupe concept car publish 】 BMW series Gran Coupe concept car positioning four-door Coupe Coupe, the appearance of the new design elements adopted family. Motivation, BMW Gran Coupe is expected to pick up a. T twin turbocharged engines, the matching speed automatic transmission with xDrive all-wheel-drive system - KMH is expected to accelerate time in seconds. ​]

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但斌：
    回复@winky的新家[心]@winky的新家关键词，拼命。
[Reply the new home of the @ winky [heart] @ winky new keywords, desperately.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博搞笑排行榜：
    美！@有心人Grace 天呐太好看啦[心][心][心]
[The United States! @ you Grace my god thats a good [heart] [heart] [heart]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

汽车之家：
    #晚安家人#在本届日内瓦车展上，最希望哪款车被引进或国产~ ​
[# # good night family at the Geneva motor show, the most hope what car is imported or domestic ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

卢健生：
    John Nash约翰纳什最后一批门生。[good]
[John Nash John Nashs last apprentice. [good]]

Z CAM, CEO

卢健生：
    我现在用德国CHERRY机械键盘MX系列，很满意！ tREYVxbG ​
[I now use the German CHERRY mechanical keyboard MX series, very satisfied! tREYVxbG]

Z CAM, CEO

冷笑话精选：
    跳不错[doge]@藍瘦你是我香菇：甩起来甩起来
[Jump is good [doge] @ blue thin you are my mushroom rejection to rejection]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

优酷：
    优酷君也很期待呢[太开心]小伙伴们可以先关注一下同为时代女性题材的#北京女子图鉴# [憧憬]@陈数有点儿期待[喵喵]
[Youku jun also very much looking forward to [quite happy] friends we can focus on a similarly hereinafter for time of female subject # # Beijing womens map [hope] @ Chen number a little expect [meow]]

新浪汽车：
    #出行生活#【脑洞大得掉下巴的交通宣传片】一名男子为了逃避超速罚单谎称妻子生产，交警一路跟随他到了医院，验证他是否撒谎……然而这个故事才刚刚展开[doge]tRElnZyd ​
[# # travel life 【 imagination far off chin traffic video 】 a man in order to avoid speeding tickets that the wife production, traffic police followed him all the way to the hospital to verify whether he is lying... But the story has only just launched doge tRElnZyd]

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MIUI：
    如果让你选一个尾巴发微博，你会选_____？ ​
[If let you choose a tail tweeting, _____ would you choose? ​]

MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！

小米手机：
    月日，#小米MIXS# 新品发布会给你答案。[并不简单]
[June , # millet MIXS# launch the answer for you. [] are not simple]

探索黑科技，为发烧而生。

一块去旅行：
    等风，也等你 ​​​​
[Such as wind, is waiting for you]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

汽车之家：
    #夜福利#潮流萌宠 甲壳虫~ ​
[Welfare # # night tide of pet The beatles -]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车：
    #解码新车#【款丰田汉兰达上市 售.-.万元】款汉兰达于昨天（年月日）正式上市。新车采用了最新的大嘴设计，全系搭载.T D-ST发动机，匹配速自动变速箱，提供两驱和四驱版本共款车型，售价区间为.-.万元。 ​
[# # decoding new car (Toyota highlander listed sales. - the $ten thousand] highlander on (date) yesterday officially listed. New car USES the latest big mouth design, all aboard. T D - ST engines, the matching speed automatic transmission, provide two drive and four-wheel drive models, price range for. -. Ten thousand yuan. ​]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    腿短@-长夜未央-：性别不同@类磐：没钱@曾经是第一名：颜值一样，请滚@一位哭包：自私敏感[doge]@温温LHH：暴脾气
[Short legs @ night - not ended - gender different @ class rock no money @ was the first name appearance level, please get @ a cry package selfish sensitive [doge] @ [LHH hot temper]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

玩转instagram：
    超萌的小饭团，舍不得吃啊[憧憬] ​​​​
[Super of small rice balls, could not bear to eat ah [hope]]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

猫扑：
    【马来西亚iPhone甩卖 万多人排队[笑cry][笑cry]】月日，马来西亚的苹果授权经销商Switch在月日举行了超级大促活动，吸引了海量果粉，购物中心被大约名消费者围得水泄不通。[吃瓜][吃瓜]tREkNQ ​
[【 Malaysia iPhone sale than many people queuing [laugh cry] [laugh cry]] month day, apple authorized dealer in Malaysia the Switch was held in February nd super big promoting activities, attract a lot of fruit powder, shopping center is about consumer wai packed. [eat the melon] [eat the melon] tREkNQ]

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汽车之家：
    #家家汽车文化##现代#【全新设计语言 日内瓦车展解读格越】在动力系统方面，新车预计将会提供.T汽油、.T柴油以及.T柴油等多款发动机可选，传动系统或将匹配速和速自动变速箱。tREQNcKU ​
[# # # # every auto culture of modern new design language interpretation the Geneva motor show, the more in terms of power system, is expected to provide new car.. T gasoline, diesel, and T. T diesel engine is more optional, such as transmission system or the matching speed and speed automatic transmission. tREQNcKU]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    扎心、暖心、童心、玻璃心、同理心、少女心，你是哪一种心？不得不承认现在男生也可以满满少女心了，比如正在敷面膜的我！不信和我一起看立刻关注@自然堂 官方微博#自然堂水光浴室#第二季直播正在进行中，参与互动，疯抢一整年的少女心神器#自然堂水光面膜#！
[The heart, warm heart, childlike innocence, glass heart, empathy, girl, you is which kind of heart? Have to admit that now the boy girl can also be full of heart, such as in apply face film me!!!!!!! No and I together watching immediately focus @ hall official weibo live # # natural hall above the bathroom in the second quarter is underway, interactive, rushed to a full year young girl heart artifact # # natural hall above the mask!]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    如果有个和你从颜值到性格、从三观到财富、从内到外方方面面完全一样，唯独性别不同的人，来追求你，你会最受不了他她 哪一点？[doge] ​
[If a and your level from appearance to personality, from the aspects of through to the wealth, from inside to the foreign face exactly the same, but different gender, to pursue you, you will be the most cant stand him which point she is? [doge]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪新闻客户端：
    鱼贩家的喵穿cos服招揽生意，喵：我尝过了啊，不新鲜不要钱[笑而不语]网友：[笑cry]我还以为它是真的站起来了 ​
[Fishmongers meow to solicit business cos clothing meow I tried, not fresh dont money [smiling without a word] netizen [laughing cry] I thought it was really stood up]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

猫扑：
    【奇异！母鸡生下超大鸡蛋 敲开发现里面还有颗鸡蛋】近日，澳洲一只母鸡产下一颗重达克的超大鸡蛋，比一般鸡蛋还重了倍，让农场人员啧啧称奇。然而将鸡蛋敲破后，发现里面除了蛋黄蛋清外，竟还有一整颗完整的带壳鸡蛋。鸡蛋农场老板表示：“这真的很怪异，很难看到一个完整的鸡蛋在另一个鸡蛋里面...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 fantastic! The hen gave birth to the big egg cracked found with egg 】 recently, Australia a hen lay a heavy tak large eggs, The Times heavier than ordinary eggs also, let the farm workers amazement. After the eggs cracked, however, found in addition to the egg yolk egg white, has a complete shell eggs. Egg farms boss said this is really strange, it is difficult to see a complete egg in another egg... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选：
    猫咪的完美“侧颜杀”[跪了] tREDe ​
[The cats perfect kill side yan] [kneeling tREDe]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

玩转instagram：
    #淑女的品格#一个人终究可以信赖的，不过是她自己，能够为她扬眉吐气的也是她自己。而女性的独立首先就是经济独立[心] ​​​​
[# # the fair maidens personality a man can trust after all, is her own, though, to be able to stand for her is her own. And womens independence is the first economic independence [heart]]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

汽车之家：
    #家家新车图解##保时捷#【自吸绝唱？ 实拍保时捷 GT RS】本届日内瓦车展上有很多重磅新车，甚至可以说数不胜数，不过对于资深车迷来说，有一款车在信仰方面绝对是无敌的，它就是保时捷 GT RS。别看这只是一次中期改款，但是按照保时捷的作风，改变一定不会少。当然，我说的不是外观和内...全文： m.weibo ​
[# every new graphic porsche # # # 【 self-priming song? Make porsche GT RS 】 there are many big new car at the Geneva motor show, not to say, but for senior fans, there is a car is absolutely unbeatable in terms of belief, it is the porsche GT RS. Although it was just a medium-term change, but by porsches style, change will be less. Of course, Im not talking about appearance and inside... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车：
    #车圈话题#【儿子校车上欺负同学 父亲罚他雨中跑步上学】月日美国弗吉尼亚州，因儿子在校车上欺负人，父亲罚儿子跑一英里去上学。他一边直播儿子跑步一边分享：“他因为在校车上欺负人，被赶下车三天，我是绝对不会容忍这种事的，所以他得跑着去上学。”网友：育儿的正确姿势！[ok]...全文： m.weibo ​
[Son # circle topic # 【 bullying classmate on the school bus Father made him running in the rain to school 】, va, bully on the school bus in the son, the father sent his son to run a mile to school. His son live running while sharing because of his bully people on the bus, kicked off three days, I am absolutely wont tolerate such a thing, so he ran to school. Net friend parenting right position! [ok]... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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优酷：
    #文化守夜人# 工人在高楼外墙施工，遭正在看动画片嫌外面太吵的小孩割断安全绳。无疑是熊孩子本熊了，想想真是后怕，不过还是马爷@马未都 说得对，世上本无熊孩子，不靠谱的家长多了，自然也就有了熊孩子。tRETLEi ​
[Night watchman # # culture in tall building exterior wall construction workers, was watching cartoon outside was too noisy children cut safety rope. Is this bear, bear a child was dying, but ma ye @ ma did not right, there is no bear a child in the world, much more erratic parents, nature also have bear children. tRETLEi]

小野妹子学吐槽：
    种草的好机会又来了，即将来临的月日女王节，不如造个女王梦！#宝洁#品质洗护带来全方位星级护理，助你一步晋升女王，闪耀光芒。天猫旗舰店会员倍积分，万份买一赠一等你抢，锁定月号-号，一定要来天猫女王节@宝洁天猫旗舰店 哦！戳链接： tREQkJPA ​
[A great opportunity to grow grass again, the coming month, female group, made a queen dream! # # p&g quality wash protect brings all-around star nursing, help you step promotion queen, shine. Day cat flagship store member double integral, than buy a gift when you rob, locking month date - date, must come days catwoman lady @ p&g cat flagship store! Poke links tREQkJPA]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。