北美吐槽君：
“如果妈妈在你即将成年时怀上了同母异父的孩子，应该怎么尝试接受”
[If the mother when you become pregnant with half of the children, what should try to accept]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
写给前任的999封情书：
直觉这个东西还是挺准的
你能察觉到的所有怠慢 轻蔑
你感受到的所有不再喜欢 不再关心
并不是因为敏感
而是切切实实的事实
[Intuition this thing and that kind of quasi < br > you can detect all the snub Contempt < br > do you feel all dont like no longer care about < br > not for sensitive < br > but the real fact]
你不是公主 你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ
我一讲你就笑：
开心点， 没什么好在意的，反正我们别想活着离开这世界。 #搞笑#
[Be happy, nothing to care about, anyway, we dont want to leave this world alive. Funny # #]
笑有三大好处，减压，美容，长寿，喜欢请关注，合作联系QQ
裤衩都特么笑掉了：
狼：说出来你可能不信，我今天跟一个俄罗斯女人干架了 [攤手] tRSpUuoc
[Wolf say it out it may surprise you, I had a fight with a Russian woman today [stand hand] tRSpUuoc]
生活不易,笑笑换种心情! 有事加vx：isolated
他予他梦：
- 
心中藏之，无日忘之。
搞笑趣事汇：
哈哈哈神同步啊，简直一毛一样！[笑cry] #搞笑幽默#
[Ha ha ha god synchronization, practically a hair! [laughing cry] # # funny humor]
生活中的乐事、趣事、搞笑事，@搞笑趣事汇 一起分享吧。合作加扣扣
刘飞儿Faye：
最新床照了解一下。
[According to know about the new bed. ]
商务合作邮箱：@qq
王传君：
分享图片
[Share photos]
工作邮箱wangchuanjun@
艳光四射性冷淡：
有时候就像在冬天里想起盛夏的一场雷阵雨，一边保持天晴一边电闪雷鸣。负离子，臭氧，还有若无其事的得体，这是维系生活的平静。隔着久远一点，再远一点，仿佛像忘记童年时父母的争吵那些场景。你会刻意想不起无助的那个自己，刻意想不起惊恐不安和真的舍不得你。
[Sometimes like a thunder shower, remember in the winter, summer thunder and lightning while keep the weather is fine. As if nothing has occurredly appropriately, negative ions, ozone, and this is the calm to sustain life. Across the distant point, again a little bit far, as if those scenes like forget childhood parents quarrel. You will deliberately helpless that you cant own, deliberately remember spooked and really hate to part with you. ]
I want an instant orgasm with no effort. 商务合作请联系jiguangpianyu
旅行酱：
希望能拥有一套属于自己的复式Loft [舔屏]
[Hope to have a belongs to own multiple Loft [lick screen]]
世界那么大我们一起去旅行 微博攻略均来自粉丝投稿 合作 QQ
幽默段子坊：
哈哈哈哈哈...遇到了天山童姥了...笑抽了！[允悲] #搞笑# tRCJxMEP
[Ha ha ha ha ha... Met the tianshan kid mu... Smile to smoke! Allow sad # # tRCJxMEP funny]
分享幽默段子！
DC大叔：
时隔近一年终现身演唱！A妹Ariana Grande在华盛顿March For Our Lives公益演唱会表演《Be Alright》整首歌曲改编，好久不见A妹啦[爱你]！这也是她漂白发后的第一个现场，期待#A妹新专辑#首单赶紧发行！ tRnNbEI
[After nearly a year appeared to sing! A younger sister Ariana Grande in Washington March For Our mattress charity concert performances Be Alright, the whole song, versionlove you long time no see A younger sister! This is bleached her hair after the first scene, looking forward to # # A younger sister new album first single issue quickly! tRnNbEI]
【DC字幕组】的头！合作请私信或邮件：uncledc@vip.qq （建议邮件）PS取关不必告知，Nobody Cares
北美新浪：
#环球见闻#【为国牺牲：恐袭中自愿替换人质 法国警察重伤殉职】 当地时间日，法国发生枪击案致人死亡，总统马克龙宣布为恐怖袭击事件。案发期间一名英勇警察自愿替换人质，后遭枪手枪击。马克龙在贝特拉米仍在医院抢救期间，对这名被誉为英雄的警官致敬：“他拯救了许多人，为同事与国家争光。”
[# # universal experiences 【 died for the country in fear of attack voluntarily to replace the hostages French police officer is dead] seriously injured, local time, the French shooting deadly, President marolon announced for terrorist attacks. A heroic police volunteered to replace the hostage during the crime, after gunmen shot. Marolon during Betty lamy is still in hospital, the police officer has been hailed as a hero of the tribute he saved many people, and win honor for our colleagues and country. ]
新闻、资讯、时尚、趣图、笑话，还有微博上最流行的。一旦关注，别无所求。
張榕容：
不是一家人不進一家門
[Is not a family not into a house]
大家好唷!我是榕容~ 多多來找我喔!
表白的正确姿势：
[微风]没了方向，这么大的城市，你是我唯一的寄托，你走了，我怎么活！ tRnNtArb
[[wind] didnt direction, for such a big city, you are my only, and you go away, how do I live! tRnNtArb]
🌿因为喜欢所以情愿，没有那么多为什么
鲮鲤少女：
“
请别把我当傻瓜，有些事不是我不知道，只是我看在眼里，埋在心里。
”
[< br > please dont make a fool of me, I have some things not I dont know, but I see in the eye, buried in the heart. < br >]
吃够了太重感情的苦 只想做个洒脱人
阅读小镇：
人没追求真是件很可怕的事，安于现状只会让自己更懒惰。
[People dont pursue is really a terrible thing, the status quo will only make yourself more lazy. ]
作家，今于静谧的小镇停留，读书写作▼合作请私信
屌炸天吐槽君：
这是我见过最皮的鲸鱼[doge]
[This is the most I have ever seen skin whale [doge]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。内容搬运自网络，如有侵权，请私信删除。↖(^ω^)↗
神奇陆夫人：
谢谢大家一如既往的支持神奇陆夫人，谢谢大家
[Thank you as always support the magic land lady, thank you]
Im the shadow of death,我是陆夫人——各路业务请找我助理
菲妲儿：
为啥总被嫌弃衣服不好看啊？[鲜花]
[Why be always abandon clothes not good-looking? [flowers]]
私信已关闭，谢谢大家的关注与支持！
乒乓杂志彭友：
#助威德国公开赛#许昕赛后谈逆袭。 tRnNsX
[# # cheer German open Xu Xin about counter attack after the game. tRnNsX]
《乒乓》杂志编辑总监
王青雷：
tRfpOb
[tRfpOb]
艹粉大魔王：
这腰细到让人感觉屁股大！
[The waist fine to let a person feel big hips! ]
羞涩的大魔王
梅琳老师：
今天的特别嘉宾TOD’S胖胖狗 VS 我的TODS豆豆新白鞋💋
[今天的特别嘉宾TOD’S胖胖狗 VS 我的TODS豆豆新白鞋💋 ]
工作请联系 ：张微
GIF馆：
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好像我高中化学老师也说过这个！ 「搞笑」
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha if I high school chemistry teacher also said that! Funny]
qq 有事请联系，Im back
三原色小柴：
我、一个失眠的迷妹，凌晨三点、准备睡觉。
不就是金博洋吗，也就再喜欢个两三百年吧（x
[I insomnia, a younger sister, three in the morning, ready to sleep. < br > is not gold dapao, also would be like a two thousand three hundred (x]
♡まふまふ ♢AtR ♚金博洋的小迷妹 ♡绿谷出久
爱吃草莓的孟昱含：
爱上长沙，爱上湖南
[Fall in love with changsha, fall in love with hunan]
为人飘忽，脾气古怪，行踪不定
浮力女神：
这件衣服，会不会太透了！
[Will this dress, is too terrible! ]
关注我的都会暴富ლ(•̀ _ •́ ლ)
吃货爱做饭：
【少女心爆棚的草莓奶冻】娇俏可爱的草莓，做成奶冻更好吃！(草莓冻、芒果冻、猕猴桃冻……喜欢啥冻做啥冻）
[Young girl heart empty strawberry milk frozen 】 【 charming is spruce lovely strawberry, make custard, taste better! (frozen, mangoes, frozen strawberry, kiwi fruit jelly... Like what frozen do what frozen)]
拴住TA的胃，留住TA的心，就关注@吃货爱做饭。合作请私信
那尼小花猫：
分享图片
[Share photos]
黄小乐乐乐乐乐：
从七里香到告白气球
从前从前有个人爱你很久
每首歌全场都是大合唱
承载了所有青春回忆 💕
[从七里香到告白气球
从前从前有个人爱你很久
每首歌全场都是大合唱
承载了所有青春回忆 💕 ]
Henry打篮球：
训练中
[In the training]
爱钓鱼的球爹是个好园丁！
污妖王0211：
很喜欢这句话：宁愿花时间去修炼不完美的自己， 也不要浪费时间去期待完美的别人 。
[Like this sentence would rather take the time to practice the perfect oneself, also dont waste time to expect perfection of others. ]
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Yukuenkuen-：
地表最强强强[作揖][作揖][作揖][作揖]
[Surface strongest showdown [bowing] [bowing] [bowing] [bowing]]
正能量美少女
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