冷笑话精选:
图接到喜欢的人的电话的你
图看到喜欢的人的你
[摊手]
[Figure got a call from the like of the person you < br > figure to see the like of the person you < br > [stand hand]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
但斌:
实在太累,一屁股坐在桌子上,吃水果、喝水。和国胜军兄合影留念。[心][鲜花]
[Really too tired, a butt sitting on the desk, eat fruit and drink water. Brother HeGuoSheng army took a group photo. [heart] [a flower]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
南方都市报:
深圳最高簕杜鹃花”[心]
[Shenzhen top Le azalea [heart]]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# tRnpVKXj
[# # jinshan night tRnpVKXj]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家
新浪新闻客户端:
美美哒[心]
[Meimei dalai [heart]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
冷笑话精选:
我王境喵就是饿死……
tRnpVhYK
[My king condition meow is starved to death... < br > tRnpVhYK]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
平安北京:
【网管辞职后成大盗 专偷网吧电脑配件[汗]】近日,海淀分局西三旗派出所接到社区民警反馈,辖区内一家网吧部分电脑的主板和内存条被盗。接警后,办案民警到网吧进行调查,发现网吧内有两台电脑的主机锁被撬开,主机里的内存条和主板不翼而飞。民警查看监控发现一名可疑男子。不久,民警又接到两家网吧...全文: m.weibo
[The network into a thief after he resigned Computer accessories [Mr Khan]] stealing Internet cafes recently, haidian sub-bureau XiSanQi police station received feedback, the community police jurisdiction part Internet cafe computer mainboard and memory chips were stolen. Called the police to Internet cafes to investigate and found that Internet cafe has two computers that host lock was pried open the memory chips in the host and the mainboard missing. Police to check the monitor found a suspicious man. Soon, the police received two Internet cafe again... The full text m. eibo]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
知乎:
【担心「自己的工作可以被替代」该怎么办?】在焉:「很多人都有这种考虑,一方面生活所迫需要经济收入;另一方面,在现有的岗位上缺乏『安全感』。事实上,『担心工作可以被替代』、『害怕自己保不住现在的饭碗』的感觉,大概本质上可以归结为——基于组织的自尊较低。」👉tRnpcAL
[【 fear their work can be replaced what should I do? In how a lot of people have this consideration, on the one hand, forced by life need financial income; on the other hand, the existing on the position of a lack of security . In fact, worry that work can be replaced, fear not keep jobs now feeling, essentially boils down to -- based on the organization of low self-esteem. 👉tRnpcAL ]
发现更大的世界
汽车之家:
#论坛精选日报#【经典无法逾越 性能控的信仰宝马M】今天的主角是这台路上并不多见的宝马E M敞篷, 这台敞篷E M出现在我眼前的时候,首先是惊艳于它那一身紧绷的车身线条!更让我无法忘怀的则是它近乎完美的操控!传送门:tRnpcws
[# # BBS selected journal classic unbridgeable performance control beliefs BMW M] is on the way todays leading role does not see more BMW E M convertible, the convertible E M appears in front of my eyes, the first is amazed by it that a tight body line! More let I cant forget is nearly perfect control it! Portal tRnpcws]
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优酷:
#南方有乔木# 对峙版海报曝光。都市智族的研情战役即将打响。商战阴谋下正面对峙,坚定梦想方能即刻飞行[酷]今晚上优酷看@电视剧南方有乔木 ,等你起飞!@William威廉陈伟霆 @白百何 @秦海璐 @李现ing @白冰 @张宥浩 @王若珊Rachel
[# # the south have trees confrontation poster exposure. The research situation of battle looms urban wisdom. Commercial war conspiracy under positive confrontation, firm dream can instantly fly [cool] tonight on youku southern @ the TV play has trees, waiting for you to take off! What William William @ @ William white best @ @ qin hailu now ing @ white ice @ @ zhang yu hao li Wang Reshan Rachel]
猫扑:
【这是《you are my sunshine》最有爱的版本了】 小姑娘弹着吉他跟患有唐氏综合症的弟弟一起合唱《you are my sunshine》,这是我听过最好听的版本了,歌里满满的爱,希望大伙能对患病的他们多些了解和包容,少点异样的目光[心] (via回忆专用小马甲)tRnNnRnT
[This is you are my sunshine most love version 】 the girl playing the guitar together with downs syndrome brother song you are my sunshine, this is the most beautiful Ive ever heard version, song full of love, I hope everyone can know about them more sick and inclusive, less strange eyes [heart] tRnNnRnT (via dedicated small ma jia recall)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:
ZAKER:
【被女子长发甩到嫌脏 #男子端起火锅泼她脸#】月日,台湾一名女子到火锅店用餐。正当她转身确认菜单时,一头及腰长发不慎碰到了邻座的男子,男子瞬间暴怒,指责女子不讲卫生。女子辩解了几句,男子竟然端起火锅朝女子泼去,结果造成该女子脸部及颈部一、二级烫伤,近乎毁容。事后男子的家人试图和解...全文: m.weibo
[【 by womens long hair to too dirty # # men end up hot pot over her face 】 month day, a woman from Taiwan hotpot restaurant for dinner. When she turned and confirm the menu, a head and waist long hair man accidentally met neighbor, man instant fury, accused the woman do not speak hygiene. Woman to explain a few words, man should end up hot pot toward woman spilt, resulting in the womens face and neck, secondary scald, almost disfigured. After the mans family tried to compromise... The full text m. eibo]
传递价值资讯:myzaker
优酷:
#十八岁给我一个姑娘#由好妹妹乐队@秦昊Jeff @张小厚Terry 演唱的优酷剧集同名主题曲今日上线,似乎听到了大家满满的青春,月日,来#YC盛典#现场,和好妹妹乐队一起感怀青葱岁月,享受那一刻的悸动![色]
[# # , give me a girl by the good sister band @ Qin Hao Jeff @ Zhang Xiaohou Terrys youku series theme with the same online today, seem to hear the people full of youth, June , to # # YC grand scene, and a good sister bei band together youth, enjoy the moment throb! [color]]
青年时报:
【爆笑!当萌宠遇上“妖娆花”,一脸无奈不敢动】最近,一种叫“妖娆花”的魔性玩具火了起来。而这个玩具绝对是萌宠们的“克星”,因为它们见到这个又放光,又乱动,还出声的东西时,一个个都...感动吗?不敢动(via微辣Video )tRnpwEAo
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星巴克中国:
心心念念冷萃冰咖啡的你,最近是不是每天都会来一杯呢?晒出今天你的那一杯吧。
[More cold extraction iced coffee you, every day drink recently? Drying out your that a drink today. ]
星巴克咖啡公司成立于年,始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间,门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。
优酷:
由@孙怡微博 、@白敬亭 联合主演的励志青春成长大剧《#初晨是我故意忘记你# 》今日开机!《初晨》根据籽月的同名IP小说改编,讲述了从小失去亲人的李洛书一直默默守护“姐姐”黎初遥,以及他们在职场奋斗的故事。阵容养眼[憧憬]和优酷君一起期待吧~~
[Jointly by the @ Sun Yiwei bo, @ Bai Jingting inspirational youth grow big drama starring # # in the early morning is my deliberately forget you, todays boot! Early morning according to the seed on IP novel of the same name, tells the story of li shu from lost their loved ones have been silent guard at the beginning of the sister li yao, and their workplace struggle of the story. Squad to depict [hope] and look forward to with youku jun ~ ~]
但斌:
和投资一样,坚持就是胜利!@战胜自己就是赢家:但总,精神可嘉![赞]
[As well as investment, adhere to is victory! @ to conquer yourself is a winner, but overall, mental commendable! [who]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
现在老了[笑cry][哈哈]@abcDong_:年轻时应该挺帅的
[Now old [laugh cry] ha ha @ abcDong_ should be very handsome when I was young]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
回复@龍生[心][鲜花][作揖]@龍生但总威武!心有多远脚就能走多远![鲜花][good][good][good]
[Reply @ dragon born [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ dragon born but always terrible! How far is it heart feet can walk far! [a flower] [good] [good] [good]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷:
#优酷新相亲时代#“哈尔滨羽生结弦”来相亲?女嘉宾妈妈为了争女婿简直太拼!不仅激动赞美到结巴,还有现场“求抱抱”?还有不按套路出牌的连环拷问?[喵喵]究竟是怎样优质的男嘉宾令靠谱的妈妈们也按耐不住?今晚优酷君带你揭秘#新相亲时代#
tRnNszoH
[New dating age # # youku Harbin feather string to a blind date? Female guest mother in order to contend for son-in-law is spell! Not only excited praise to stutter, and the scene hug? And not in the brand serial torture? [meow] what is the high quality of male guest of mothers would press to bear? Youku tonight you take your new dating age reveal # # < br > tRnNszoH]
金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# 听友:在婚姻修复期,有房有车有点小钱,他要创办公司,我要买成房子,他的出轨已经耗光了我所有对他的信任,即使他现在表现再好都没有用,当然婚姻出现问题我也是有责任的,现在都努力的改变靠近彼此,可信任不在了,我也很郁闷,现在已经看好了一套价格可以承受,朋友都不让买,理由就是...全文: m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend repair period in marriage, have a little small room have a car, he founded the company, I want to buy a house, his cheating has swallowed up all my trust in him, even he is now showing good useless, of course, I also have a responsibility, marriage problems are now trying to change close to each other, trust is gone, I am also very depressed, is now on a set of affordable, friends not to buy, reason is... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家
优酷:
#电视剧知否知否应是绿肥红瘦# 既然是开机天,只有一个花絮怎么够[doge]第二波会动的福利送上[耶] 盛家私人学院,有美景,还有好看的小哥哥小姐姐,瘦哥儿也想在这读书[可怜]and那位一下课就喊着要去吃饭的童鞋,不知道最近大家都在讨论咱们剧组的伙食吗#酷剧场#tRnpbINP
[# series know no know whether the red should languish and # since boot day, is only a trivia how enough [doge] the benefits of the second wave of moving to [the] home private college, there are beautiful scenery, and nice little brother elder sister, a thin also want to study in the [poor] and cried out, that a class is going to eat the childrens shoes, dont know everyone in the discussion we recently cast food # # tRnpbINP cool theater]
但斌:
右小腿肚在公里左右,因为下山没控制好,有点旧伤复发,不过坚持着完成了蟠龙湖拉练第二天的公里越野比赛,手机上的APP显示跑了.公里。为自己加油[赞][心][鲜花]
[Right calf in km, because the mountain didnt control well, a little old injury has a relapse, but insisted completed panlong lake tour the next day, the km cross-country race, on the phone APP shows run. Km. Cheer for their [who] [heart] [flowers]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑:
【两男子为耍酷踩踏警车 分别被拘、天[拜拜]】近日,湖南益阳两男子爬上警车顶摆出“酷”造型,车内民警下车将两人叫下。男子双手叉腰,慢腾腾跳下。经查,岁吴某、岁夏某系某网络直播平台网红主播,因涉嫌寻衅滋事分别被处以行政拘留日、日的处罚。@澎湃新闻 tRnGOl
[The two men to be cool stamp on the police car was detained, day [bynum]] recently, hunan yiyang two men climb to the top of the police car top pose cool modelling, the car out of the car will be two people call the police. Man her hands rested on her hips, are slow. Age Wu Mou, as, in the summer of a department of a live webcast flat network red anchor, on suspicion of stir-up-trouble respectively was sentenced to administrative detention days, days of punishment. @ surging news tRnGOl]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:
新浪新闻客户端:
父母是孩子最好的老师,家有熊孩子请管教好。不从小时候纠正三观,小树苗长大也直不到哪里去
[Parents are the best teacher in the children, the home have bear children discipline, please. Dont correct through, he was a child also couldnt be straight saplings grow up]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
新浪汽车:
#交通万象#【只因路边男子长得帅 三个女子强行拖上车[doge]】月日上午时,杭州黄龙体育中心附近,三女一男酒吧里出来,路边有一男一女在打车。三名女子见男的长的帅,非要把这个男的往出租车上拖。同行女子忙叫酒吧工作人员帮忙,结果工作人员还被打了。网友:我怎么觉得我危险了? [笑而不语]...全文: m.weibo
[# # transport phenomena (because the side of the road man grow handsome three woman dragged on [doge]] on Monday morning, near hangzhou huanglong sports center, three women and one man in a bar, a man and a woman by the side of the road in a taxi. Three women see a man long handsome, dont want to drag the man into the taxi. Peers busy woman called bar staff to help, as a result, the staff have been played. Net friend how do I think Im a dangerous? [smiling without a word]... The full text m. eibo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
微博搞笑排行榜:
青春的味道@迷糊酱啊真的是超爱榜姐的话题啊@我不吃每次看评论我就好像看到了千千万万个故事。@Mia是月亮真好@Sunny依檬评论里啊满满都是青春的味道
[The taste of youth @ confused sauce ah really love elder sister a list of topics @ I dont eat every time I read the comments I as if saw thousands of stories. @ Mia is the moon really good @ Sunny in accordance with the lemon comments ah is filled with the taste of youth]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
但斌:
完成蟠龙湖拉练第二天的公里越野路线,和旅同学一起冲线![心][鲜花]这些同学平均比我小十岁![作揖]
[Complete panlong lake tour the next day, the km cross-country routes, and brigade classmates finish! [heart] [a flower] these students an average of ten years younger than me! [bowing]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
有点挑战极限!我确实没想到今天总体感觉还比较轻松。@幸运无敌:会不会过度运动了?
[A little challenge the limit! I really thought today overall feeling more relaxed. @ lucky invincible can not excessive movement?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪新闻客户端:
江妈妈要坚强[抱抱]@手机上的新浪 [抱抱][抱抱][抱抱]
[Jiang mother strong [hug] @ phone sina [hug] [hug] [hug]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【“我想看她会不会流产!”怀孕月准妈妈被熊孩子猛推一把...[怒]】一名四年级、身高米、体重多斤的熊孩子竟猛推孕妇…当被问及为什么要这样做时,熊孩子吃着零食、悠闲说了句“我看电视上孕妇摔了会流产,我就想看看她会不会。”气得一旁小姑猛追孩子打,引发热议→tRnpyEO
[【 I want to see she will not abortion! month pregnant mothers was shoving a bear child... [anger]] a grade four meters, height, body weight more jin was pushing in pregnant women bear children... When asked why, bear a child eating snacks, carefree said a sentence I watch TV on pregnant women fell to abortion, I wanted to see if she will. Anger aside her sister-in-law dashed after the child play, causing heated debate - tRnpyEO]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
冷笑话精选:
所以这只猴子是不是在德云社呆过……
[So the monkey didnt stay in Devon community that before... ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
小野妹子学吐槽:
这样的密码我一次可以解十道,想不出来的就自己去面壁!我好像知道神秘人是谁了····
[The password I can solve ten at a time, cant think of yourself again! I think I know who is mysterious...]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
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