猫扑:
【“我的朋友都被杀了!” 男子玩王者荣耀报假警被拘[允悲]】“喂!他们都要把我杀了!我躲在大龙旁边的草丛!”月日,江苏徐州一男子报案惊动了@平安徐州 ,辖区大龙湖派出所迅速赶到现场,结果发现是因为手机未解锁不能玩游戏,他无聊就拨打了……目前他已被行政拘留。tRnWMm
[【 my friends were killed! men play king glory called false police detained [allow sad]] hello! They all want to kill me! I hide in the grass beside dragon! Month day, a man to report stirred @ peace in xuzhou, jiangsu xuzhou, jurisdiction big lake local police station rushed to the scene rapidly, it is found that because of the mobile phone is not unlock cant play games, he called boring... Now he has been in administrative detention. tRnWMm]
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冷笑话精选:
画面感简直了[笑cry]@你是我最压抑最深处的秘密_[笑cry]好厉害 猫和老鼠百看不厌啊@男神快到wo碗里来后面两位大叔好逗连奏带演的
[In scope it [laugh cry] @ you are my most depressed the deepest secret _ [laugh cry] very fierce cats never tireless @ male god behind the fast to send a bowl two uncle good tease legato with play]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
汽车之家:
#家家新闻##众泰#【月上市 众泰大迈X智能互联版官图发布】日前,众泰发布了一组大迈X智能互联版的官图。新车作为现款大迈X的新增车型,其将沿用现款车型的设计风格,并在细节之处进行调整。此外,其还将在多媒体系统进行一定升级,并将在今年月上市销售。 tRnYheJS
[# every news # # # the Thai market [month zhongtai Michael X smart + connected released version of the official figure 】, zhongtai released a set of big X intelligent Internet version of the official figure. New models, new car as cash big Michael X model design style, it will continue to use cash and adjustments in detail place. In addition, it also take place in a multimedia system must be upgraded, and will be on sale this month. tRnYheJS]
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优酷:
#优酷最强大脑#@最强大脑郭小舟 第一轮确立了绝对优势,却在第二轮被对手亨利瞬间扳平?![吃惊] 这个项目真是每一秒都是在玩心跳!![二哈] #最强大脑# tRnjeukx
[# youku strongest brain # @ the strongest Guo Xiaozhou brain Established the absolute advantage in the first round, but in the second round of Henry instant equaliser by your competitors? ! [surprised] this project is every second is playing heartbeat!!!!! Two ha] [strongest # # tRnjeukx brain]
冷笑话精选:
《猫和老鼠》主题音乐的现场交响乐版!
乐师们虽然竭力想要保持严肃,但还是有几个忍不住笑场的[笑cry]演奏中站起来学汤姆猫打鼾的那个你够了啊[喵喵]
tRnYvnW
[Tom and jerry theme music scene symphony version! < br > musicians while trying to keep serious, but there are still a few cant help but laugh [laugh cry] playing or Tom cat snoring that stand up you enough ah [meow] < br > tRnYvnW]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
猫扑:
#猫扑猫女郎#不管你是什么风格,清纯温婉,性感酷帅……不管你是什么类型,萝莉、御姐、美少女……漂亮的小姐姐在哪里?猫扑猫女郎征集令了解一下(o´ω`o)ノ
[# # mop cat girl no matter you are what style, pure wen wan, sexy and cool... No matter what type you are, girl, elder sister, beautiful girl... Where is the pretty little sister? Mop solicitation to know about the cat girl (o ´ omega ` o) ノ]
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小野妹子学吐槽:
“[微笑]”“[吃瓜]”“[二哈]”“[摊手]”这几个表情都爱用的人,可以说大概率是杠精了[doge]
[[smiling] [eat the melon], [two ha] [stand hand] expression love with a person, can say big probability is the essence of poles [doge]]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【女教师举报遭副教授性侵:特别想跳楼 天天做噩梦】西安思源学院一女教师爆料,称自己被直属领导多次性侵,并遭其威胁,张扬就会“饭碗”不保。据悉两人不仅多次发生关系,还拍了裸照保存在微信↓↓女教师因此郁郁寡欢致严重抑郁,最终在家人鼓励下揭露其恶行↓↓tRnjFjjv
[The teacher was reported, sexual assault, an associate professor special want to jump off a building Nightmares every day 】 a xi an siyuan college teacher fact, said that he was directly under the leadership of sexual assault many times, and by the threats, make public will jobs. Two people not only has the relations, has reportedly took photos saved in micro letter left left female teachers so unhappy to severe depression, in the end under the family encouraged to expose the evil deeds left left tRnjFjjv]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
新浪汽车:
手还需要一个保护 [doge]
[Hand also need a protection [doge]]
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MIUI:
一面科技,一面艺术,一面米粉!感谢从全国各地赶来参加#小米MIXS#新品发布会的发烧友,大家辛苦了!距离发布会开始还有 小时,你准备好了吗?
[Science and technology and art, a rice noodles! Thank you from all over the country come here to attend # millet MIXS# launch enthusiast, you were laborious! From the conference start and hours, you ready? ]
MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!
Autobeta汽车杂志:
赛季BMW M DTM战车! tRnWuwo
[Season the BMW M DTM chariot! tRnWuwo]
国内外汽车资讯速递,依据新车进行点评,欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力,喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。
汽车之家:
#家人来“找茬”#亲爱的家人们,游戏时间到,快来回答吧。下面这张图你能最快猜出它是哪款车吗?最快答对的用户会获得家家送出的精美礼品一份。正确答案将于今晚点转发本微博公布。
[# # family to search for my dear family, the game time, quick to answer. The image below you can guess what it is fastest car? Fastest right users will get every send a nice present. The correct answer will be announced this late forwarding this weibo. ]
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优酷:
#电视剧美好生活#徐天#张嘉译#顺利救出边志军后,终于能够回家了,给母亲报平安还不忘圆好之前善意的小谎。没想到,就在即将登机的一刻他竟然晕倒了?!这次徐天还能挺过来么?tRnjrQXN
[# # # # jiayi zhang xu day show a better life after successfully rescued edge will army, finally able to go home, give mother peace and do not forget to good circle before white lie. I didnt think, just fainted in the moment he was waiting to board? ! The xu day can survive? tRnjrQXN]
金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# 听友:老师好,也是相亲认识的女孩我是短婚离异她也是离异,但我就是挺单纯的男青年,相亲认识的是不是应该彼此把对方的家庭和个人情况了解清楚呢!在次选择自己的内心比起原来慎重很多,怎么去了解这个女孩适不适合自己呢!我也纳闷我有正式工作就是家庭是县城的,自己在市区事业编制科...全文: m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to friends good teacher, is also to know the girl Im short marriage divorce she is divorced, but I am a simple young man, each other to know if he should have know each others family and personal story! In time to choose your own heart rather than the original carefully, how to get to know the girl is not suitable for yourself! And I wonder I have a proper job is the family is the county, in downtown business establishment branch... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家
优酷:
#这就是街舞#划重点!四字队长!白齿青眉,十七芳华,今日@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 成为首位登上智族GQ封面的后艺人,让我看到你们的尖叫!燃燃燃!
[# # this is the street dance to highlight! Four words, captain! White tooth green eyebrow, youth, today @ TFBOYS - easy Yang thousand seal became the first board of clan GQ cover artist, let me see you scream! Combustion flame combustion! ]
玛莎拉蒂_Maserati:
#情迷玛莎拉蒂#优雅与气场并存。
[# # discovering a maserati elegant and aura. ]
传承意大利经典设计和手工定制传统,玛莎拉蒂旗下QP总裁轿车、Ghibli轿车、SUV Levante、GT跑车、GC敞篷跑车完美诠释优雅、奢华、运动与激情,带您体验无与伦比的驾乘感受,助您开启卓尔不凡的人生旅程。
优酷:
#电视剧烈火如歌# 在剧中花式凄惨的战枫@张彬彬Vin 因为身世乌龙,没有珍惜和亲生父亲在一起的时光,没有好好表达自己对如歌的爱,战枫心里苦[委屈][委屈]
[# # series fire song in the play fancy sad maple @ bin-bin zhang Vin for life goal, not to cherish and father together of the time, not to express their love for such as song, maple heart bitter war [wrong] [wrong]]
卢健生:
[思考]@盧安迪Parkinson’s Law 說,你給一個人越多時間,他的工作就需要越多時間;聘請越多冗員,那些冗員就會想出東西來做。
[[思考]@ Parkinson’s卢安迪,洛杉矶說你給一个人越多小时,其他的工作就需要越多小时;聘请越多,冗员恙冗员就会想东西来做出来。]
Z CAM, CEO
南方都市报:
#午间分享#颠覆印象!邓丽君年代就翻唱了MJ神曲Beat It,不仅嗓子甜还很时髦!现场超酷了![心]tRnlat
[# # noon share subversion impression! Teresa teng s will cover MJ divina commedia Beat It, not only sweet voice also is very stylish! The cool! [heart] tRnlat]
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汽车之家:
#家家汽车文化##保时捷#保时捷Mission E-Cross外观内饰一览tRnjNGJu
[# # # # every auto culture porsche porsche Mission E - Cross in interior tRnjNGJu appearance]
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优酷:
年轻就是要酷,选择要有态度,优酷#YC盛典#女神驾到,她是《白夜追凶》里勇敢可爱的小跟班周舒桐,也是青春靓丽的时尚先锋,她是@梁缘lyna ,月日相约水立方,和梁缘一起为年轻的选择打call![加油] 戳链接预约直播>>>
tRnfluB
[Young is to be cool, choose to have the attitude, youku # # YC festival goddess girl, she is brave and lovely in the white night after fierce karstens Zhou Shu tung, a vanguard youth beautiful beautiful fashion, she is @ beam flange lyna, February nd meet water cube, and selection of beam flange for young together make the call! Poke link booking live [oil] > > > < br > tRnfluB]
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【消费者起诉世纪佳缘 称介绍的相亲对象有对象[费解]】原告李女士称,其与世纪佳缘签订了服务合同,合同约定世纪佳缘每月给她介绍至位男士交流对象,但李女士发现介绍的男士已有相亲对象......李女士认为世纪佳缘敷衍了事,要求退还服务费元→tRnjgUmt
[Company said the consumer sued century introduction of blind date has object [difficult]] the plaintiff, says ms lee signed a service contract with jiayuan, contract, the company introduced her to a month to a man communication object, but ms li found that introduce men have blind date... Ms. Li think jiayuan perfunctory, RMB for refund of fees - tRnjgUmt]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【球迷冲进球场强吻C罗 一脸懵[哆啦A梦吃惊]】今晨一场国际热身赛,葡萄牙-不敌荷兰,赛中多名球迷冲进球场,还有球迷强吻C罗+自拍,葡萄牙比分落后,C罗一脸懵!对此情此景也只能无奈的摇摇头。[笑cry]tRnjSzSO
[[cristiano ronaldo fans rushed into the stadium strong lips A face of meng [doraemon surprised]] this morning an international friendly, Portugal -- by the Netherlands, in A number of fans rushed into the stadium, there are fans of strong lips cristiano ronaldo + Portugals deficit, C ROM. Meng face! This affection this can only be helpless shook his head. [laughing cry] tRnjSzSO]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
优酷:
天气回暖,倦怠的午后,是时候加点儿“乐”了~#欢乐喜剧人#半决赛完整版赶紧送上!五组喜剧人各出奇招,精彩节目爆笑连连。友情提示,正在喝水的朋友们请谨慎观看哟~戳我一下,为喜剧人加油打气[酷]tRnjgwmM
[The weather warmed, tired in the afternoon, its time to add some le ~ # # comedy happy person to the semi-final the full version to quickly! Various ingenious methods, five groups comedy programme highlights joke. Helpful hints, is drinking friends please careful watch yo ~ poke me, cheer for comedy tRnjgwmM [cool]]
青年时报:
【CT报告上“未发现异常”的患者最终被确诊为肺癌,这是怎么回事?】CT片通常是用来诊断肺部肿瘤的手段,然而,就连医生也高度信赖的CT有时候也会出现“疏漏”,CT报告上“未发现异常”的患者最终还是被确诊为肺癌。这究竟是怎么回事呢?在杭州市第一人民医院呼吸科,副主任医师沈凌揭开了真相。...全文: m.weibo
[No abnormalities are found on CT report of the patients was diagnosed with lung cancer, what is this? CT slice is often used to diagnose lung cancer, however, even the doctor also highly reliable CT sometimes also can appear omission, no abnormalities are found on CT report of patients was eventually diagnosed with lung cancer. What on earth is going on? Respiratory in hangzhou first peoples hospital, deputy chief physician Shen Ling revealed the truth. ... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【又见鸵鸟跑!只鸵鸟“越狱”上公路狂奔 姿势销魂急坏主人[笑cry]】日,在大绥河镇太平岭村新建国道老爷岭附近,有只鸵鸟“越狱”!据了解,这几只鸵鸟养在吉林市大绥河镇太平岭一个山庄内,年龄都在岁半左右。事发时由于下雨围栏破损,只鸵鸟从破损处钻出逃跑。tRnjbP
[(see also the ostrich run! Ostrich prison break on the road running posture consumation nasty bad master [laugh cry]], in the big suijiang river town taiping hill village near new national master ridge, ostrich prison break! It is understood that the ostrich kept in jilin city suijiang river town, taiping hill a villa, age in years and a half. The fence damaged due to heavy rain, ostrich ran from lesions drill. tRnjbP]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
汽车之家:
#家家热点##高速公路#【惊险! 女子为省钱 竟在高速路上“扬招”欲搭顺风车】月日上午,四川女子覃某从杭州前往北京找工作。为了省钱,覃某一路搭载顺风车。当途径沈海高速青岛段时,因搭车的司机更改行车路线,无法继续搭顺风车的她竟冒险在高速公路上直接“扬招”拦车,导致该段道路险情不断。省...全文: m.weibo
[Hot highway # # # # all the breathtaking! Woman to save money on the highway to hitch a ride young recruit] on Monday morning, sichuan woman tain one from hangzhou to Beijing to find a job. Tain a carrying hitching a ride all the way to save money. When way Shen Hai high-speed Qingdao section, because the driver of a lift to change the route, cannot continue to hitch a ride she adventure young pulled directly on the highway, leads to the segment road danger. Province... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷:
高家兄弟不仅要直面一次次危险,更要面对内心的挣扎和感情的诘问[并不简单]“承认有时被现实淘汰,再多慨叹始终不懂慰解”[可怜]tRnjZQU 中有太多无奈,也有满满的温情[抱抱]月日晚八点起,#飞虎之潜行极战# 跟优酷君一起,陪你看属于飞虎队的起伏人生~@WeareMiu苗僑偉戚美珍 @黄宗泽 ...全文: m.weibo
[Gaos thought brother should not only face to face with danger again and again, but also to be in the face of inner struggle and cross-examined by the emotion [] are not simple admit sometimes eliminated by reality, lament always dont understand more comfort [poor] tRnjZQU has too many helpless, there are full of warmth [hug] late at eight o clock on February nd, # of the flying tigers stealth war # with youku jun, accompany you see belong to the flying tigers of the ups and downs ~ @ @ bosco WeareMiu miao qiao wei qi mei... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家:
#家家试驾# #福特全新嘉年华#【坚持自我 海外试驾全新嘉年华五门版】不少家人都问全新嘉年华何时入华,目前已知的信息是暂时没有引入计划。对于嘉年华这款车其实很多人都很喜欢,只可惜如今它已经退市了。这次日内瓦车展前夕,家家的编辑深度试驾了全新嘉年华.T,最令人惊喜的莫过于内饰及配置了,在...全文: m.weibo
[# # # # every test drive fords new fiesta 【 insist on self test new carnival five overseas edition] when a lot of family and all the new carnival into China, the current known information is temporarily no plan are introduced. For the carnival in fact a lot of people like this car, but now it has been delisted. All the run-up to the Geneva motor show, the editor of depth test drive the new fiesta. T, the most surprising is interior and configuration, in... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【熊孩子划车被追问名字太久了 不记得了】一名小男孩淘气玩耍,用树枝划车过程中被车主逮个正着。车主连连追问,孩子被当场吓哭。被问到叫什么名字时,小男孩一时语塞表示“太久了,记忆不好了,不记得名字了。”但他对自己没做的事记得倒挺清楚[摊手]↓↓tRnONJdo (看看新闻)
[The bear children cars pressed name for too long Dont remember] a little boy playing naughty, with branches is in the process of cross car owner was caught. Owners repeatedly cross-examine, child was on the spot to cry. When asked what was the name, the little boy was speechless said for too long, the memory is not good, dont remember the name. But he didnt do remember to pour is quite clear [stand hand] left left tRnONJdo (see news)]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
玩转instagram:
想和你吃遍台湾的大街小巷[馋嘴]
[Want to eat with you through the streets of Taiwan [available]]
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【海归女大学门口卖煎饼,高峰期要排队半小时:这是我从小的梦想[并不简单]】@西南政法大学 门外的学林街上,有一位从日本游学归来的女大学生,法律专业毕业,学过插花,开过饭店,在外企上过班,老公是大学老师。然而,她却做起了煎饼果子,一天卖几百个,学生排队买。她说:读大学时候,就想开一家煎...全文: m.weibo
[The female university students returning the door selling pancakes, rush to line up half an hour this is my childhood dream [] are not simple 】 @ southwest university of political science and law in the academia in the street outside, there was a female college students returning from the Japan travel, legal professional graduates, learned flower arranging, open a restaurant, in a foreign company in class, the husband is a university teacher. However, she has made a pancake fruit and sell hundreds a day, students line up to buy. She said college, would like to open a Fried... The full text m. eibo]
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【黑人小男孩开社会腔:你想让我和鳄鱼待在一起?[允悲]】爸妈和儿子开玩笑,叫他下水和鳄鱼一起游泳。一般的小朋友估计已经吓得不轻了,但这个社会腔萌娃小脸儿一皱,眉毛一挑,一本正经地怼到:亲妈,你想害死我??内心OS我不是三岁小孩了!才没那么好骗!tRnlMmQ(梨视频)
[The little black boy cavity open society what do you want me to stay and crocodiles? [allow sad]] just kidding, mom and dad and son called him and crocodiles swim in water. Children generally estimated is frighten not light, but the social cavity of Eva small face puckered, eyebrows a pick, solemnly Dui mother, you want to kill me?? Inner OS I am not born yesterday! Just not so good cheat! Video tRnlMmQ (pear)]
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