冷笑话精选:
原来车可以坏得这么有灵性[笑cry]
tRnNHZOp
[The original car will have such a bad spiritual [laugh cry] < br > tRnNHZOp]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
平安北京:
【转发!儿童防性侵口诀】根据最高人民法院公布的数据,年至年间,全国法院审结的猥亵儿童案有起,#平均每天起性侵儿童犯罪# 。@凤凰网公益孙雪梅 来到#奇葩大会#的现场传授儿童防性侵的口诀,如果在人多时,一定要大喊:“我不认识你,不要碰我”、“我还没满岁,你想坐牢吗”。人少...全文: m.weibo
[Forward! The child sexual abuse prevention formula 】 【 according to figures released by the supreme peoples court, years to years, the court accepted the child molestation case have sex crimes against children # # a day on average. @ phoenix net public xue-mei sun come to # # wonderful work conference of the scene to teach child sexual abuse prevention formula, if in person, be sure to yell I dont know about you, dont touch me, I havent full years old, and you want to go to jail?. Less people... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车:
#出行生活#前车这是什么情况???搞的我都不敢超车了[doge][doge] tRnSkdwR
[Benefit from a travel life # # what is this??????? Do I dare not overtake the doge tRnSkdwR [doge]]
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汽车之家:
#家家新闻##日产#【月日首发 新Altima将搭自动驾驶技术】日前,日产正式对外宣布,将于纽约车展首发的新一代Altima将搭载日产最新的ProPILOT自动驾驶技术。tRnqVj
[# # # # nissan every news [date of starting the new Altima will build automated driving technology], nissan announced formally, in the New York auto show starting of a new generation of Altima will carry nissan latest ProPILOT automated driving technology. tRnqVj]
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优酷:
#优酷最强大脑#选手们答题之外的小表情真是“有毒”,让人瞬间忍不住哈哈大笑![哈哈] 各位“戏精”选手们,请继续你们的“表演”不要停![哈哈] #最强大脑# @最强大脑张梦南 @最强大脑杨英豪 @最强大脑孙勇 @蒋大哥 @最强大脑郭小舟
[# # youku brain strongest players the answer looks small are outside of the toxic, let a person moment could not help but laugh! (haha) you play the players, please keep your performance dont stop! (ha ha) strongest brain Zhang Mengna strongest brain # @ # @ the strongest cerebrum Yang Yinghao @ the strongest Sun Yong @ Jiang Dage @ the strongest Guo Xiaozhou brain]
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回复@卷发少女v你这身行头[good]@卷发少女v应该很好猜[羞嗒嗒] tRnNllxE
[An outfit you reply @ curl girl v [good] girl @ curl v should be a good guess [shame clicking] tRnNllxE]
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猫扑:
【微信朋友圈疑似屏蔽抖音短视频内容】多位网友反馈,微信朋友圈疑似屏蔽抖音短视频内容。将抖音短视频链接分享到朋友圈后,只有发布者自己可见,其它人看不到。对此你怎么看?
[【 WeChat friends suspected of shielding trill short video content 】 many net friend feedback, WeChat friends suspected of shielding trill short video content. Share trill short video link to the circle of friends, only the publisher can be seen, other people cant see. What do you think of this? ]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:
青年时报:
#西湖早茶#:爱所有人,信任少数人,不负任何人。——莎士比亚 早安,各位。
[# # west lake tea love all, trust a few, not anyone else. - Shakespeare good morning, everyone. ]
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#值得去# 世界那么大,再不去看看就老了。春天的双廊古镇这么美,你去看过了吗?图片来源:月庄目害疒风,Elaine丹胖子......#大理白族自治州·双廊古镇[地点]# tzAXk
[It # # the world so big, dont look at the old. Spring in the ancient town of double gallery so beautiful, have you ever been to? Image month against frontal wind, zhuang Elaine Dan fat man... # Dali bai autonomous prefecture, the double corridor town [place] # tzAXk]
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南方都市报:
【深圳摔狗事件:小狗被从楼扔下致死 被怀疑者遭人肉和停职】一篇名为“恶意摔狗事件再次发生!深圳的公道在哪里?”的文章引发深圳人刷屏,宠物狗“萌萌”被从楼扔下摔死。“萌萌”主人赵先生认为此前狗与邻居欧先生发生过不愉快,根据监控推测系欧先生将狗摔死。赵先生介绍,“萌萌”是其年前收养...全文: m.weibo
[[shenzhen fell dog events the dog was dropped from the floor to death by sceptics who meat and suspended 】 a paper entitled malicious drop dog events happen again! Shenzhen justice in where? Article caused shenzhen people refresh, pet dogs MOE MOE was dropped from the floor fell dead. MOE MOE master zhao thought after dogs happened unpleasant Mr. Ou with your neighbors, according to Mr Monitoring speculation is the dog fell dead. Mr Zhao, meng meng is adopted the years ago... The full text m. eibo]
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金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# 听友:我和我的他年因为之前在一起工作而认识,因为彼此都是单身,又曾经都被感情伤害过,这样我们算是有共同话题,自然而然走到一起,现在已经一年多了,但是最让我头疼的问题却是他的前女友,他前任我们之前都在同一家公司,年年底他们分手,那女孩也是年就结婚生了孩子,...全文: m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend he and I work together and know each other before because, for each other is single, and had all been hurt feelings, so that we have a common topic, naturally walk to arrive together, is now more than a year, but the most gives me a headache problem is his former girlfriend, his predecessor, we are in the same company, by the end of their break up, the girl is also a year and married gave birth to the child,... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家
汽车之家:
我选择帕纳梅拉[并不简单]
[I choose, Melanie [] are not simple]
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谢娜:
少年中国说[太阳][good]
[Young Chinese said [sun] [good]]
太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!
汽车之家:
#停车打卡#早上好,在本条微博评论中告诉大家,你开的车是什么,如果有相同的,就和他互粉吧[嘻嘻]
[Parking clock # # good morning, tell everyone in the weibo comment on this article, what is your car, if there is the same, just and he when fans (hee hee)]
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优酷:
#撩你起床#女朋友视角下的@李易峰 ,想问问各位粉丝儿,娃娃和抓娃娃的人,你更想要哪一个?
[# liao under the perspective of @ # girlfriend you got up li yi feng, want to ask everybody fans, dolls and grasp the doll, which one do you prefer? ]
新浪汽车:
正在驾校练车时的你。。。
[You are driving to practice the car...]
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平安北京:
如何区分“门徒会”和基督教?tRXXKcvj
[How to distinguish between the disciples will and Christian? tRXXKcvj]
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张小娴:
美麗的蛋糕,每一塊都自個兒擁有一個玻璃罩,被好好地保護著,讓我想起了小王子的玫塊。
[Their beautiful cake, each with a glass cover, be protected well, reminds me of the little princes rose. ]
我的唯一微信号:遇见张小娴(Miss_AmyZ)。工作联系:陈仲明gongzuoshi@sina
猫扑:
#猫扑早安# 早起的又是我们这群长的好看的[笑而不语] tRnCrOdK
[# # mop good morning get up early and we this group of long good-looking tRnCrOdK [smiling without a word]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【街头虐狗一幕让人痛心:金毛遭摩托车活活拖死[伤心]】日前在温州,竟有人将金毛绑在摩托车后面,拖它在马路上疯跑。被爱狗人士发现并解救时,这只金毛脚掌已全部磨破,四肢僵直倒在地上...为何要这样对待这条金毛?它在被拖绑前又经历了什么?答案令人不寒而栗→tRnNaovd
[【 heartbreaking street abuse act golden retrievers live by motorcycle to drag dead [sad]] in wenzhou, a few days ago that someone will golden retriever tied at the back of the motorcycle, dragging it running madly in the street. Discovered by dog lovers and rescue, this golden retriever feet have all worn out, limb rigidity fell on the ground... Why do this to a golden retriever? Before it was dragged to experience again? The answer is chilling - tRnNaovd]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
新浪汽车:
这要是磕一下 。。。
[If the ke...]
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卢健生:
糖葱薄饼,我最喜欢的小吃之一,才元一桶,私人买了几桶请同事们吃。
[Sugar onion pancakes, one of my favorite snack, only dollars a barrel, private bought a few barrels ask colleagues to eat. ]
Z CAM, CEO
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【俄罗斯姑娘来中国教小朋友画画 满口东北话爱吃鱼香肉丝[二哈]】黑龙江牡丹江,岁的俄罗斯女教师娜塔莎平时教中国孩子画油画,她最喜欢的中国菜是鱼香肉丝和麻辣香锅...tRnOozr @一手Video 锅包肉不了解一下?
[The Russian girl came to China to teach children to draw Mouth northeast words full of love to eat the yuxiang pork ha] [two] in mudanjiang, heilongjiang natasha Russia at the age of female teachers usually teach children draw oil painting in China, one of her favorite Chinese food is the yuxiang pork and spicy pot... TRnOozr @ Video hand pot bag meat dont understand? ]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
微博位置:
停下忙碌的脚步,来看看美丽的彩虹!
[Stop busy footsteps, to see the beautiful rainbow!]
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巴曙松:
月日晚
[On Sunday evening]
金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
巴曙松:
转
[turn]
金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
巴曙松:
转
[turn]
金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
巴曙松:
转
[turn]
金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
但斌:
今天继续公里越野跑,希望能完成!
[Today continue to km cross-country race, hope to be able to complete! ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪汽车:
#车圈话题#每个人心中都有一个这样的梦想,你的是什么?_________[威武]
[# #.so topics have such a dream in everyones heart, you is what? [power]...]
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小米手机:
配乐为莫扎特G大调弦乐小夜曲第一乐章,是最能表现莫扎特明快优雅,富有魅力等特点的一首作品。@兔子黑黑哲人音乐跟图画毫无违和感的合并在一体
[Score the first movement of Mozart G major string serenade, can behave Mozart is one of the most lively and elegant, charming and other characteristics of a work. @ the rabbit black philosopher music with no acosmia feeling to picture combined in an organic whole]
探索黑科技,为发烧而生。
梁詠琪:
tRfJKLC
[tRfJKLC]
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梁詠琪:
今天很開心在生日前夕能與大家見面,抱歉我在我的錄影部分結束後得趕著回家,但謝謝你們為了節目效果留守到最後,得到節目組高度讚賞,謝謝![爱你][爱你][爱你]
[Very happy to meet with you on the eve of birthday today, Im sorry I on my video after the parts have to hurry to go home, but thank you for your to show effect in the end, youre highly appreciated, thank you! Love you love you [] [] [] love you]
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梁詠琪:
謝謝我的女神又是姊妹每年都比我更早記得我生日!真的太想念我們幾乎每年都一齊去山區探訪的日子,不管生活還是工作都互相支持勉勵到現在,生日願望:友誼長存!愛你![爱你][爱你]
[Thank you my goddess and sister earlier than I remember my birthday every year! Really miss the days when we almost every year go to the mountains to visit together, no matter life or work support encouragement to each other now, birthday wishes friendship forever! Love you! Love you love you [] []]
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