2018年3月26日星期一

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北美吐槽君:
    “恋上已婚分居男教授,该不该在一起?” ​​​
[Crush on married separated, male, professor, should together? ​​​]


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艳光四射性冷淡:
    “Love is like a fart. It turns to shit if you force it.” ​​​
[“爱就像一个屁。它如果你迫使它变成屎。”]


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鄧萃雯:
    今晚户外的北京很舒服[酷],在酒店没空调太闷热了,出来走走很开心[可爱] ​​​
[Outdoor is very comfortable to Beijing tonight [cool], no air conditioning in the hotel is too hot, come out for a walk very happy [lovely]]


基督徒,演員,正能量的快樂單身女子。 工作聯繫:手工藝創作有限公司 常先生 電郵:chowsheunglui@foxmail *非誠勿擾*

原图小哥哥:
    有没有夜猫子?? ​​​
[Is there a late person?? ​​​]


一个世界上表情包最多的人!

老铁来扎心啊:
    “很喜欢《涉外大酒店》里有句台词
任何事情都会有皆大欢喜的结果
如果没有 就证明还没有到最后 ” ​​​ ​​​​

[Like foreign-related hotel have lines < br > anything will have a happy result < br > if there is no prove that has not yet been to the last]


扎心吗?扎心就对了。和我一起怼这操蛋的生活吧~

SNH48-易嘉爱:
    作为N队队长,对于这次公演的失误以及不完美我感到十分的抱歉,对不起。没有做到我最好的样子,这种状态的我不应当出现,恳请大家的谅解,下次的公演会给大家一个更好的进步的N队,也请大家继续多多支持我们team n,谢谢大家。 ​​​
[As N, the team leader for the premiere of error and is not perfect Im awfully sorry, Im sorry. Failed to do my best, I should not appear in this state, ask everybodys understanding, the next performance will give you a better progress N team, please also continue to support our team N, thank you. ​​​]


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战争史研究WHS:
    观众朋友们大家好,我在乌兰乌德想死你们啦![笑而不语]@地道风物 献上今晚的美食[笑而不语]并且这道菜要专门圈一下肥肠界的权威——@肛泰官方微博 [鼓掌][鼓掌] ​​​
[Audience friends everybody is good, I in ulan ude want to die you! [smiling without a word] @ tunnel along Tonights food [smiling without a word] and this recipe for a special circle of intestine authority - @ anus tai official weibo [applause.] [applause.]]


半瓶子醋闲人

梁静茹:
    洛杉磯 LA 的朋友 今晚集合!約定喔
一起唱歌請不要客氣 這個包廂有點大 自己會太孤單地.....

🤣
...
Shrine Auditorium pm ​​​

[LA LA friend collection tonight! Agreed singing together oh < br > please dont hesitate this box is a little big they will be too lonely...

🤣
... < br > school Auditorium PM]



Fish . Just Fish.

围脖情感语录:
    有时候,你的一句话可以让我回味几天。有时候,你的一句话也可以让我失望几天。这就是在乎。 ​ ​​​
[Sometimes, your words can let me finish for a few days. Sometimes, your words can let me down for a few days. This is about. ​ ​​​]


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没关系都是神经病啊:
    别发图了 我受不了这种刺激
我快睡不着了 全世界都有猫 只有我没有
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
哼 睡觉了 ​​​

[Dont figure out I cant stand this stimulation < br > Im going to sleep for the whole world only I didnt have a cat < br > sigh agghh agghh agghh agghh agghh agghh agghh ahhh agghh sigh agghh agghh agghh agghh < br > well go to bed]


不直播‖网易云「倪莫问」‖业余唱歌‖常年老痰伴我身‖口水连绵不绝‖不说了 绝望‖群:

于梓杰august:
    没胖涂防晒走路听歌餐叙旅行 ​​​
[Not fat walk besmear bask in listening to music dining journey]


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周杰伦中文网JayCn:
    杰倫:最終場 謝謝劉天王🎉🎉😆😆太屌了 ​​​
[杰伦最后一场谢谢刘天王🎉🎉😆😆太屌了]


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花希Hayes:
    花样年华里抖个机灵拍个好看的照片或者视频,都会聚集一群人为你拍手叫好,但你记得啊,这些一时兴起的喜爱远远不能支撑你的生命,远远不能 ​​​
[Shaking like a leaf in the mood for love clever take a nice photo or video, gather a group of people clap for you, but you remember, the love of these on a whim far cannot support your life, far from it]


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早稻-野獸:
    鬼咁精神~(✺ω✺) ​​​
[Ghost do spirit ~ (✺ ✺ omega)]


爱美食的画画狗,天然胡亂正功夫!

美图头像馆:
    ”愿我余生从心所欲任性妄为,宁愿做灯红酒绿中张牙舞爪的鬼 ,也不做平淡生活里委曲求全的谁。” ​ ​​​​
[I wish the rest of my life than placing willful, would rather be in denial of ghost, dont do bland life madeto who. ​ ​​​​]


听说关注我@美图头像馆 本月有好运 有对象了

十万个心情签名:
    真希望我脸上无所谓的时候 心里也是无所谓 ​​​
[I wish my face doesnt matter when the in the mind is also doesnt matter]


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周保松:
    美國華盛頓。年輕人的力量。 ​​​
[Washington, dc. The power of young people. ​​​]


香港中文大學政治哲學教師,著有《政治的道德》、《走進生命的學問》、《自由人的平等政治》、《相遇》、《政治哲學對話錄》等。

纯黑GK:
    纯黑《逃出生天》双人合作 P 小学生的完美越狱
tRnBQRT ​​​

[Pure black escapes co-operative P pupil jailbreak < br > tRnBQRT]


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李霄云:
    三十🈲️ 昆明最后一夜
在体验了角钱的公共厕所 的前与后
来了两波儿分享的会
感恩 我们遇见[抱抱][心] ​​​

[三十🈲️ KunMingZuiHouYiYe
在体验了角钱的公共厕所 DeQianYuHou
来了两波儿分享的会
感恩 We met [hug] [heart]]



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XQ丶Knight:
    觅食回来 拍照太难了,头疼 哈哈哈 ​​​
[Feed back Photo is too difficult for a headache Ha, ha, ha]


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小不点儿是优越的Gulliver冖v冖:
    纽约接机#东海# 禁二传二改 感觉能再爱您一百年 ​​​
[The New York airport # # setter banned two change of the east China sea Feeling to love you again in one hundred]


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正能量录:
    我们不过是宇宙里的尘埃,时间长河里的水滴,所以大胆去做不要怕,没有人在乎,就算有人在乎,人又算什么东西 ​[摊手] ​ ​​​
[We are just dust in the universe, the droplets in the long river of time, so dont be afraid of daring to do, no one CARES about, even if someone CARES about, what do you think people [stand hand]]


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热门情感心语:
    公交车上,有人喝酒吐了一地,乘客都站不开,一位陌生大叔竟然蹲在地上用手纸一点一点都给擦干净了,期间也有乘客帮忙递纸。他最后把用过的纸放到袋子里下车的时候带走了,给大叔点个赞! #情感# ​​​
[On the bus, someone drink spit all over the floor, passengers are standing does not open, a strange uncle was squatting on the ground use toilet paper to wipe up bit by bit, also a passenger help during paper. He finally put the used paper bag out of the car away, to light a great uncle! Emotional # #]


为什么我的眼里常含泪水,因为我的闺蜜老给我丢人。

战争史研究WHS:
    #环球汽色# 嗯,因为飞无人机的事,被赤塔当地内务局罚款(五千到一万卢布,具体金额待定,回程时交)[允悲]提醒飞手们,外国人在俄罗斯飞无人机一定要提前申请报批。如果不是非自己飞的那种,建议聘请俄国本国公民来飞,法律方面的麻烦要小得多。
为了处理这事,一直耽搁到下午才离开赤塔。路上遇 ​​​

[Universal steam color # # well, because flying drones, chita local bureau of interior fine (five thousand to ten thousand rubles, specific amount to be determined, on the way to pay) allow sad we fly hand, foreigners in Russia fly unmanned aerial vehicle (uav) must apply for approval in advance. If not is the sort of, suggest to hire Russian citizens to fly, legal problems are much smaller. < br > in order to deal with this matter, wait until the afternoon leave chita. The way in]


半瓶子醋闲人

电影狙击手:
    古天乐开口唱歌的瞬间,听众还以为是张国荣回来了 tRnpWrcf ​​​
[Louis koo sing, the audience thought it was Leslie cheung back tRnpWrcf]


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铁大柱铁小柱:
     JFK Airport 抵达
哥哥真的太好了 跟他说什么都回答了 具体都忘了太激动了只能写个大概 看哥哥穿的 问了oppa are you cold 因为ny真的冷死 哥哥说yeh a little bit[泪]然后就跟他说 oppa stay warm[泪]说了要去墨西哥con 哥哥说oh thank you thank you so much 说了oppa you look so good today ​​​

[JFK Airport arrived in < br > brother really too good With what he says are answered Specific forgot so excited can only write a probably see brother wear ask oppa you cold because ny really cold to death Brother said yeh, a little bit [tears] then told him oppa stay warm [tears] said to Mexico con brother say oh thank you thank you so much say oppa you look so good today]


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爱调色的Miko酱:
    理想型卧室 ✨📽💡 ​ ​​​
[LiXiangXingWoShi ✨📽💡 ​ ​​​]


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Fashion-Bomb:
    对不起 我又熬夜了 ​​​
[Im sorry I have to stay up late again]


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俄罗斯事儿君:
    看来小柴柴是想游泳了……[doge] tRnBip ​​​
[It seems that small wood wood is to want to swim... [doge] tRnBip]


【中俄信使】🇨🇳🇷🇺传承中俄人民友谊,增进友好往来,开创未来。分享国际、俄罗斯新闻、新鲜事儿,传播正能量!

掏心話_:
    让你感受到自己被深爱着的瞬间?评论里满满的幸福。[太开心] ​​​
[Make you feel that he was deeply in love with the moment? Comments in the full of happiness. [quite happy]]


每张图片背后都有一个故事 愿你我都会被温柔以待。

励志这件小事:
    越长大越觉得,一辈子能遇上一个,你说上半句他能接下半句,还能把你宠上天的人,有多难。 ​ ​​​​
[More grow up more feel that had met a lifetime, you said half sentence he can take half sentence, also can bring your pet to heaven, how hard it is. ​ ​​​​]


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Susu落雪声:
    入夜后偶然读到海子的诗,“你是我的 半截的诗,不许别人更改一个字”。心动了一下。 ​​​
[After nightfall accidentally read the poem of haizi, you are my half of the poem, forbid people to change a word. Move a bit. ​​​]


肤浅生活。

MovieMonster:
    睡不着 ​​​
[Cant sleep]


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