A plain, sincere, love lifePoison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long

但斌：
    @股道热肠也我们十分需要你们的天然气！
[@ good Joe fields is also we need your gas!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选：
    服气[作揖]
[Beside the [bowing]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

但斌：
    @股道热肠也最后一句改为：对此可以酣高楼！
[@ good Joe fields is also instead of the last sentence this can be the usual buildings!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也美国贸易战，实质是政治战，遏制中国崛起，川普这样做，会伤害美国人民的老朋友中国人民的心啊！
[@ good Joe fields is also a trade war in the United States, the essence is a political battle, to curb the rise of China, the trump to do this, will hurt the people of the United States of the Chinese peoples heart!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也双赢吧！别的国家没资格打。
[@ good Joe fields is also a win-win! Other countries are not eligible to play.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也回复@稻穗上的小露珠太残酷！@稻穗上的小露珠平银满仓之后跌到怀疑人生@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ reply good Joe fields is also @ spikes on the dew of little too cruel! @ spikes of the dew of little flat silver fell to doubt after full life @ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也回复@魅友-开心星缘多头展开互相杀害模式！@魅友-开心星缘又一次股灾，A股真牛@股道热肠也全打跪下了！
[@ reply good Joe fields is also @ meiyou - happy star yuan long the killing each other model! @ meiyou - happy star again crash, A shares true cow @ good Joe fields is also fully play kneel down!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也转移视线啊！给企业减税，给民众通胀。
[@ good Joe fields is also transfer the line of sight! To the enterprise tax cuts, inflation to people.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也这个态度是对的，
[@ good Joe fields is also the attitude is right,]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷：
    #电视剧美好生活#徐天#张嘉译#和贾小朵@岳以恩 在路边吃红薯，正式承诺以后会无论如何都会管小朵，并给两个人的关系正式盖章为“友谊”。对于徐天这种朋友式的“负责任”态度，小朵到底能接受么？[思考][思考]
tRnoXk ​
[# # # jiayi zhang xu day show a better life and the small flowers of the # @ yue on the side of the road to eat sweet potatoes, formal commitment will anyway tube small flowers, and to the relationship between the two individuals officially stamped as friendship. For this ray xu day responsible attitude, small flower can accept? [thinking] [thinking] < br > tRnoXk]

玩转instagram：
    是什么在束缚你不敢表达自己？是规则、压力，还是不安？找个时间，遵从内心声音，与雷凌T一起，做回最真实的自己！tRnoXlaO ​
[What is in a bind you cant express myself? Is regular, stress, or nervous? Find a time with the inner voice, with ralink T go back to the most true to yourself! tRnoXlaO]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

优酷：
    #看歌手来优酷#霍尊 你好吗少年 英朗少年@霍尊 吹奏萧声悠然开场，这首歌曲经过重新填词，表达了他对成长的思考和父母的感恩。他声线温暖，古韵十足，一曲结束，余音绕梁。
tRnoOJU ​
[# see singer to youku and how are you young British young lang @ # huo huo honour Play Xiao Sheng carefree, the song to write lyrics, expressed his gratitude for growth of thinking and their parents. His voice warm, elegance, one end of the song, lingering. < br > tRnoOJU]

但斌：
    @股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛@来去之间@朱振鑫：强权人物接连登台，美国、俄罗斯、德国、英国、日本等等，有些连续执政，有些风格鹰派。强权人物的特点是雄才大略，不会按常理出牌。你不能按照你对政治家的一般化的模型去理解。贸易战引发全面的国际斗争，在一战和二战时已显露无疑。
[@ old had pig @ @ Zhu Zhenxin between come strongman succession stage, the United States, Russia, Germany, Britain, Japan, etc., some power, some style hawks. Strongmans characteristic is eminently, not easy to play. You cant according to your ear for the politicians generic model to understand. A trade war, comprehensive international struggle was evident when the first and second world wars.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛政治，无论是西方还是其他地方，都是卑鄙的。
[@ old pig politics, both the west and elsewhere, is despicable.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛这才是真正中美贸易逆差的因素。
[@ old pig this is the true factors of sino-us trade deficit.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    川普发动贸易站讲话 tRnopB ​
[Trump a trading post tRnopB speech]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷：
    #看歌手来优酷#结石姐 Aint No Mountain high Enough @OfficialJessieJ 结石姐这首歌曲成功带起了开场热度，她状态轻松，唱跳自如，不得不说结石姐的每次演唱都没有让人失望过。期待本期她的歌手排名，是否又能拿第一呢？
tRnoSbW ​
[# # the singer to youku stone sister Aint No Mountain high Enough this song @ OfficialJessieJ stone sister success brought up the opening heat, she easily, sing dance freely, every time have to say stone sister singing did not disappoint. Looking forward to this her singer ranking, whether can get the first? < br > tRnoSbW]

猫扑：
    【后美女复原年前中国人化妆术】年的东北姑娘王一帆，从小痴迷古代女性用的胭脂、眉黛，毕业后从老家来到上海，一头扎进古画、典籍、博物馆，从先秦到清代，年复原出种古代妆品。她还逐渐发现，古人的胭脂粉黛里含有许多药材，不仅养颜，还对健康有益。tRnauavQ （一条） ​
[[Chinese make-up beauty recovery after years ago] in northeast girl yi-fan wang, since the childhood fascination with the ancient women with rouge, Diane eyebrow, after graduation from their hometown to Shanghai, plunged into ancient paintings, ancient book, museum, from the pre-qin to the qing dynasty, in a kind of ancient makeup is tasted. She gradually found that the ancients of rouge make-up contains many medicinal materials, not only to raise colour, also is good for your health. TRnauavQ (a)]

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汽车之家：
    正确答案是斯柯达速派，恭喜@没有长大的丁同学，最快答对，请私信家家您的收货地址，我们会尽快将礼品快递到您手中。
[Skoda is the right answer speed, congratulations @ no Ding Tong learn growing up, right, fastest please direct messages every of your shipping address, we will gift delivery to you as soon as possible.]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【男子半个月介绍名女子卖淫次 嫖资五五分成被公诉】据王良交代，去年月，他加入了一个微信群。群里的网友告诉他有一条发财捷径，问是否感兴趣。听到这个消息，他一下子激动了起来。经一番追问，王良得知对方可以通过微信添加“附近的人”等方式招揽嫖客...详情→tRnopeXJ ​
[Introduce a woman to engage in prostitution times [man half a month Piao gets - between public prosecution 】 according to Andy metasomatism, last month, he joined a WeChat group. In the group of net friend told him there was a rich shortcut, asked if interested. Hearing the news, he suddenly excited to get up. Through a cross-examine, Andy learned that the other party may by adding micro letter near and other ways to attract clients... Details - tRnopeXJ]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

冷笑话精选：
    哇，一群小仙女！你最喜欢哪一个[吃瓜]
tRnopQiE ​
[Wow, a group of fairy! Which one do you like best [eat the melon] < br > tRnopQiE]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

ZAKER：
    #Z段子# 战斗民族高能撩妹！一辈子不长，一定要找一个有趣的人和他在一起！[笑而不语]tRnIXxzF ​
[# # Z jokes combat national high-energy liao younger sister! Life is not long, be sure to find a interesting person and he together! [smiling without a word] tRnIXxzF]

传递价值资讯：myzaker

新浪汽车：
    #交通万象# 心跳到嗓子眼的极限刹车惊魂[衰] ​
[# # vientiane traffic limit heartbeat at the top of the brake cry [failure]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

南方都市报：
    【特朗普举关税大棒 A股股跌停！人均损失.万】美国宣布对中国商品加征关税的消息令市场承压，市场避险情绪严重。美股三大指数昨晚全线大跌.%至.%。今日亚太股市更是惨淡。日经指数跌.%。韩国综合指数跌.%。A股沪指暴跌.%，深成指下跌%。指数重挫，而个股下跌得更为惨烈，跌停个...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 trump PuJu tariffs stick A lesser drop stop! Per capita losses. All 】 the United States announced tariffs on Chinese goods weighed on the market, the market risk aversion. U.S. stocks three indices were routed last night. % and. %. Today the asia-pacific stock markets is bleak. The nikkei index fell. %. The kospi index fell. %. A-share stock market slump. %, % shenzhen stock drop. Index tumbled, with stocks down more tragic and drop stop a... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷：
    已经等不及即将上线的#飞虎之潜行极战# ？先来看看警匪剧爆燃混剪过过瘾！每一部都是优酷君的珍藏[挤眼]月日晚八点有更多精彩等你来[笑而不语]（优酷君一定没有暴露自己的年龄[doge]一定没有[doge]
tRnSWs ​
[Cant wait for the launch of # # of the flying tigers stealth a war? Lets look at the police drama deflagration mixed cut enjoyable! Every moment is a collection of the youku king [eye] on Sunday evening at o clock had more wonderful waiting for you to [smiling without a word] (youku jun have exposed their age [doge] have [doge] < br > tRnSWs]

小野妹子学吐槽：
    恭喜@丝丝诶 等名用户等额平分【元现金】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCwwnZ对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公证链接：tRnoKJW
[Congratulations @ filar silk showing users, such as an equal share the [yuan]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCwwnZ supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRnoKJW]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷：
    #这就是街舞#第五期惊现齐舞大战！众街舞大神强强联合，齐舞对决势必燃爆全场。本周六晚点，你准备好了嘛！！[酷]@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 ​
[The th issue of # # this is the street dance show neat dance war! The dance contest, the street dance great spirit combination is bound to bums. Later on Saturday, are you ready!! [cool] @ TFBOYS - Jackson]

冷笑话精选：
    说阿凡达是长大后的蓝精灵的，都给我出来！！你们差点毁了我的童年啊[泪]终于，在山那边海那边的蓝精灵们翻山越岭，即将首次全集登陆中国啦！蓝爸爸的经典语录可是我小学作文次次满分的“秘密武器”[并不简单]现在重温经典，真是忍不住泪目~#蓝精灵优酷独播全集# tRnSmhvb ​
[Say avatar is after be brought up the Smurfs, give me out!!!!! You almost ruined my childhood tears finally, over the hill through the Smurfs mountains across the sea, is collected for the first time in China! Blue dads classic sayings but my elementary school a composition every time out of the secret weapon is not easy now to revisit the classic, really cant help but tears head ~ # Smurfs youku # tRnSmhvb run in complete works]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

优酷：
    要说在《这！就是街舞》里，舞蹈动作和面部表情可以同时做到很销魂的，那必须得是袋鼠。这个看起来自带表情包效果的男孩儿，心里却温柔如水。他在比赛中时默念的是去世的妈妈，手机里的置顶聊天也是去世的妈妈[心]看#这就是舞者#，看的不是袋鼠的表情，而是他的人生。戳→_→tRnodO ​
[To say in this! Its street dance, dance movements and facial expressions can do good at the same time, it must is a kangaroo. The boy seems to bring their own expression package effect, the in the mind is gentle like water. He silently in the game when the mother died, cell phone placed at the top of the chat is also died mother [heart] see # # this is dancer, see not the kangaroo expression, but his life. The stamp - _ - tRnodO]

汽车之家：
    #家家汽车文化##凯美瑞#【丰田凯美瑞模型亮相墨尔本乐高展】世界知名玩具制造商乐高（LEGO）一直在汽车模型方面就有很高的造诣。此前曾经推出过几款和真车尺寸相同的乐高模型，如雷诺RS F赛车、迈凯伦S sport car等。最近，一台大小的丰田凯美瑞乐高模型诞生了！tRnSnrJ ​
[# # # # every auto culture camry Toyota camry model at Melbourne LEGO exhibition world famous toy manufacturer LEGO (LEGO) have been in car model has very high attainments. Previously have been introduced a few and true car lego model of the same size, such as RS F Renault and McLaren S sport car, etc. Recently, the size of a Toyota camry lego model was born! tRnSnrJ]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

平安北京：
    【套牌、超速、闯红灯 一月违章起，这辆保时捷栽了】伪造号牌，车后座上放着管制刀具，不遵守交通规则，超速闯红灯行驶，短短一个月的时间，这辆保时捷的违章记录违章数量达到余起。为了将这辆劣迹斑斑的保时捷轿车擒获，民警连续蹲守了三天。最终在顺义区的一个村子内将司机程某抓获。...全文： m.weibo ​
[The deck, speeding and running red lights In January, in violation of the porsche planted 】 forged plate, controlled knives lying on the back seat, do not obey the traffic rules, overspeed driving through a red light, just a month of time, the number of records of illegal the porsche to achieve more. In order to move the abuses of porsche captured, civilian police waiting for three consecutive days. Finally in shunyi district to drivers caught cheng within a village. ... The full text m. eibo]

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微博搞笑排行榜：
    男生恋爱时必须要知道的几个小常识[doge] ​​​​
[The boy fall in love must want to know a few common sense [doge]]

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薛蛮子：
    回复@lamxxO_O没有@lamxxO_O薛先生有投资万象交易所吗
[Reply @ lamxxO_O no @ lamxxO_O Xue Xiansheng have all investment exchange]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一