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张晓晗Oliver：
改变行业制度是员工应该做的，不是客人应该做的。不敢为自己争取权利还得所有人让着你？说老板会开掉你，那你就知道自己是轻易被取代的，更努力变强才对，不是求体谅。说让客人找老板来的。当时要是我说不怪你上班时间玩游戏把你老板找来。你倒是敢啊？我直接微博上把你总公司艾特出来反馈你不是更觉得
[Change the industry system is staff should do, not the guest should do. Dare not to fight for their rights have all let with you? Said the boss will fire you, then you will know that they are easily be replaced, to strengthen to harder, not understanding. Let a guest to find the boss said. At that time if I said dont blame you play games get your boss during work time. Dare you are? I direct the microblog you head office, feedback you not think more]

卖自己的小女孩，讲故事的小火柴。工作室邮箱：yinhexihuiwanzxh@sina，企鹅母众号：银河系会玩。

大胃爱丽丝：
再不睡要吃第二顿夜宵了[跪了]
[Dont sleep at night to eat the second meal the] [kneeling]

小号：@牛奶和爱丽丝▪️公众号：牛奶和爱丽丝▪️工作邮箱：milkelise@vip.

热门情感心语：
懂事得让人心疼，我们还有什么理由抱怨生活…[心] #情感#
[Sensible to let a person love dearly, what we have reason to complain about life... [heart] # # emotion]

为什么我的眼里常含泪水，因为我的闺蜜老给我丢人。

鲮鲤少女：
“
难熬的日子里什么也没有说所以以后也不必说
”
[ tough days What also didnt say So later dont say ]

吃够了太重感情的苦只想做个洒脱人

Marco_徐晓峰：
美联储在咆哮：尼玛！我今天是在加息！不是QE！我要强势美元！[跪了]
美元：尼玛！每次你一加息，我就玩完！去年如此，今年还是如此，如何是好？！[衰]
美联储：艹，我这息白加了！[摊手]

——— 美元指数已跌穿
[The fed in, nima!!! I today is in interest rates! Not QE! I want to a strong dollar! [kneeling] $ nima!!! Every time you rate, Im dead! So last year, this year or so, what to do? ! [failure] the fed acutely, I this coupon white! [stand hand] --, the dollar index dropped to wear]

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唯美式情感语录：
起初，我们揣着糊涂装明白。
后来，我们揣着明白装糊涂。
并不是我们愿意活得不明不白。
只是，好多事情，一用力，
就会拆穿，一拆穿，就会失去。
成人的世界，总是这么脆弱。[心]
[At first, we confused with understand. then, we carry a understand playing dumb. not going, we are willing to live. just, a lot of things, a hard, will debunk, a spot, will lose. the world of adults, always so fragile. [heart]]

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幽默段王爷：
熊孩子的口号：没有做不到的，只有你想不到的[哈哈][哈哈]
[Bear the childs slogan there is no cant do, only you think not (ha ha) (ha ha)]

段段段段王爷本王爷负责搞笑的谢谢

各国美食学起来YOU：
【豆豉香辣牛肉酱】自制牛肉酱作为下饭利器，必不可少的百搭酱—自制的豆豉香辣牛肉酱，用来拌饭和拌面都是极好的，拿瓶子装起来还可以送给吃货盆友，吃到嘴里才会惊艳你的美味。 tRnJZJu
[Homemade beef paste lobster sauce fragrant spicy beef paste 】【 orders as a weapon, necessary joker sauce - home-made lobster sauce spicy beef paste, used to rice and pasta is very good, can take a bottle of it gave swathes of friends, delicious to eat into his mouth will amaze you. tRnJZJu]

国美食，统统喜欢！请关注@各国美食学起来YOU >>>素材来源互联网，旨在分享

旅行酱：
，等一个人，陪我去稻城！
[, such as a person, accompany me to the daocheng! ]

世界那么大我们一起去旅行微博攻略均来自粉丝投稿合作 QQ

写给前任的999封情书：
就算你身边有很多人追，但你一定要记住。

谁都能对你说晚安，谁都能说爱你，谁都能提醒你早睡早起，谁都能做一系列假装关心你的事。
但是你要记住，有的人是真的，而有的人仅仅看了你的脸就去做了这些，别轻易相信一个人，别随便的把自己交付给别人。

你可以玩，但不要过火也不要吃亏，如果你想好好
[Even if you have a lot of people chase, but you must remember. anyone can say good night to you, who can say love you, who can remind you early to bed and early to rise, anyone can do a series of pretending to care about you. but you have to remember, some people are real, and some people just look at your face to do this, dont believe a person easily, dont give yourselves to others casually. you can play, but dont go overboard and dont hurt, if you want to have a good]

你不是公主你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ

晓璐璐TT：
#陈晓# [心]
真的是没谁了，这位哥真的是调皮又可爱，大半夜更博然后狂回复，跟粉丝玩游戏，猜星爷台词，最后还贱兮兮的嫌弃我们出的简单[允悲][允悲]鬼知道我录他的回复，竟然有一分多钟[笑cry][笑cry] tRnicn
[# # Chen [heart] who is really not, the elder brother is really naughty and lovely, always more Po and then reply, with fans playing a game, guess Stephen lines, finally also base xi xi abandon our simple [allow sad] [allow sad] who knows I recorded his reply, there were more than a minute [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRnicn]

安普若-外号安校长：
上海市公安局专业人士在接受新闻采访时表示，“根据年修订发布的《中华人民共和国公民出境入境管理法实施细则》第七条规定，居住国内的公民办妥前往国家的签证或者入境许可证件后，应当在出境前办理户口手续。出境定居的，须到当地公安派出所或者户籍办公室注销户口。上海将于月日施行的《上海市
[The Shanghai public security bureau said in an interview with the news professionals, according to the annual revision of the implementing rules for the citizens of the Peoples Republic of China administration entry or exit, specified in article of citizens living domestic completed after a visa or entry permit to countries, ought to deal with registered permanent residence in front of the exit formalities. To settle abroad, must be to the local police station or to the household registration office for cancellation. Shanghai will be the date of the Shanghai]

写八卦和《熏火记》那人，人送外号“华尔街的文艺青年”、“金融界的影视制片”。

nineo废人化：
[哆啦A夢美味]
[[doraemon delicious]]

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谷大白话：
奥巴马！克林顿！他们跟普京都没有chemistry！只有我！
[Obama! Clinton! They have not the chemistry with Mr Putin. Only me!!!!!!! ]

THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』

追美剧学英文：
《复仇者联盟》低成本版预告[doge][doge][doge] tRnxsOkg
[The avengers alliance low cost version forecast [doge] [doge] [doge] tRnxsOkg]

爱美剧、爱电影、学英语 QQ

全球笑点搜罗：
不是我吹，这样的比赛我蹲着看一天！[doge] tRnicsSl
[Not I blow, this game I squat down to see the day! [doge] tRnicsSl]

鸡汤有毒，搞騒无罪！欢迎投稿！

微天下：
#秘鲁总统辞职#【秘鲁总统向国会递交辞呈或因贿选丑闻有关】BBC日消息，秘鲁总统库琴斯基已向国会递交辞呈。BBC报道库琴斯基被曝出贿赂选票丑闻遭到弹劾。本月日，秘鲁国会再次启动弹劾库琴斯基的程序。除贿赂选举外，库琴斯基还涉嫌腐败问题。去年月日，秘鲁国会曾就反对党发起的弹劾库
[# # Peruvian President resign resignation 【 Perus President to congress or by scandals about 】 the BBC news, the Peruvian President jean, has submitted to congress in his resignation. The BBC library harp, bribery exposed the impeachment vote scandal. This month, Perus congress again start impeachment harp of application programs. In addition to the bribery election, library harp, also suspected of corruption. To date, Perus congress has the opposition of impeachment]

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视频君：
奶奶从老家来看孙子，刚一进门金毛的表现瞬间暖哭了… #搞笑#
[Grandma from home, the son of the performance of instantaneous warm tears just entered your golden retriever... Funny # #]

一个好玩的博主~

东方社工：
心性如水，如若水里没有任何杂质，就能长久洁净；如若水中放入酸甜苦辣，水就会很快变质。人的思想亦如是，想法越多越复杂，心灵就容易浑浊；而淡然于现实、坦然于苦乐，活得恬静优雅的人，心灵就能保持洁净。当你抱怨世界污浊，生活灰暗时，其实是你的心灵之水变脏了。#邓化鸣# #邓化鸣带你看综艺#
[Heart like water, if the water without any impurities, can clean for a long time; If the water into the suantiankula, water will soon spoil. As is mans thoughts and ideas, the more the more complex the heart easily turbid; And cool in reality, calm in homes, people live a quiet grace, mind would keep clean. When you complain about the dirty, dark life, is actually the dirtier the water of your soul. # # # # Deng Huaming Deng Huaming take you watch variety]

社会工作师

世界美图：
全球这些彩色的纯天然沙滩，你想先去哪一个？ .
[Global these color natural beach, which one do you want to go to? The.]

美图基地，开发你的新视野

正能量录：
“ 懂别人的辛苦念别人的恩惠知别人的温暖恕别人的失误 ”
[To understand other peoples hard work Read other peoples kindness The warmth of others Subject to other peoples mistakes]

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芯話：

你身边的人都结婚了，
你开始慌了，
也试着去相亲了，
你甚至有点害怕提及自己的年龄了。
身边人总是热心的告诉你，“你再不结婚，好男人都被挑光了。”

这句话，真好笑。
大概是想笑死你，好继承你的爱情吧。

我不知道，你有没有去过超市蔬菜区，你看看，凡是热闹围观，挑来挑去的，都是打折的菜
[ the people around you are married, you started to panic, also try to mutually close, you even a little scared to mention their age. side people are always eager to tell you, you dont get married, good man have been picked up. this sentence, really funny. was probably trying to smile dead you, you love good inheritance. I dont know, have you ever been to the supermarket ShuCai District, you see, every busy, pick to pick, are at a discount]

关注芯话。句句说到心坎，句句是心声！投稿合作QQ：

小号多啊_：
半夜激情一下纸擦花了都画不好[允悲][允悲]
要不是阿蝠害得我能好好画一画
[In the middle of a passion Paper to wipe spent drawing bad [allow sad] [allow sad] if it werent for the bat I able to draw a picture]

麻烦锤基结下婚

大仔哥：
千万别让女友看到这条微博被发现你会很惨的[笑而不语] 真的，不抽烟的比抽烟的要好的多了别问我怎么知道
[Dont let his girlfriend saw the tweet was found you will be very miserably of smiling without a word really, not smoking is much better than smoking Dont ask me how I know]

搜罗各种视频，段子，。同时做转发、原发、带号等，合作私信

电影攻略菌：
笑cry[允悲][允悲]，SNL恶搞漫威独立电影《黑寡妇》的预告片，斯嘉丽·约翰逊本人还亲自出演了，这个雷神和绿巨人实在有点不忍直视啊～槽点众多，没想到你是这样的寡姐！ tRnIMgG
[Laugh cry [allow sad] [allow sad], SNL spoof diffuse wei independent movie trailer for black widow scarlett johansson I also personally appeared in the quake and the hulk is a bit to look ~ trough point many, didnt know that you are such a widowed elder sister! tRnIMgG]

向经典致敬！优质电影搜罗！投稿合作 QQ

若雨随风：
三更结束
[End of the night]

网络写手，现有书籍《极灵混沌决》连载中。

波罗波罗蜜金刚手：
【阳光下的罪恶】在苏联这样牛逼哄哄的社会主义国家，在上世纪三十年代，就曾发生过惨绝人寰的大饥荒——而且，饥荒的原因不是天灾，而是人祸。更为奇特的是：饥荒发生后，苏联当局却极力隐瞒欺骗人民，还一如既往地宣称自己国家到处莺歌燕舞，更有潺潺流水——不仅作恶，而且伪善。
然而，历史真相终
[Evil under the sun in the Soviet union 】 this force to coax cattle of socialist country, in the s, as there was a terrible famine, and the reason of the famine is not natural, but man-made. More strange is after the occurrence of famine, the Soviet authorities are trying to hide deceive people, also continue to claim the joy everywhere, more water - not only to do evil, and hypocrisy. however, the historical truth]

君临天下

一句微博精选：
每个年龄段都有属于自己的困惑，那些你现在觉得是天大的事，在过来人眼里，也许就是那些年活着的意义。
[Each age has its own confusion, and those who you feel is a big thing now, in the eyes of a n experienced person, perhaps is in those years the meaning of living. ]

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