优酷:
#酷调查#位苹果头的小可爱同时向你发出电波![挤眼]你最爱哪一只小苹果?我发起了一个投票 【你最爱哪只小苹果~?】tRnpYbuW
[# # cool investigation an apple head little cute at the same time send waves to you! [eye] what is your favorite a small apple? I started a vote your favorite little apple ~? tRnpYbuW]
小浪同学爱吐槽:
哈哈~这样的旅程才不会无聊~
[Ha ha ~ this journey is not boring ~]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
南方都市报:
【这家快递又出事!上次爆仓停派,这次把万元手表弄丢】前几天,南都报道了百世快递爆仓停派的情况。最近又有市民来吐槽,百世快递把他的快递给弄丢了,而且价格还不菲。崔先生朋友近日通过百世快递,从吉林长春给他邮寄了一块价值.万元的浪琴手表到深圳,而快递到达深圳后,迟迟不派件并显示签收。...全文: m.weibo
[【 the Courier and accident! Stop blowing up last time, it took ten thousand yuan watch lost 】 a few days ago, nunn reported forever express stop blowing up a pie. Recently have citizens to ridicule, immortal express lost his delivery, and the price is expensive. Mr Cui friend recently by the immortal express, from jilin changchun sent a value for him. Ten thousand yuan of the longines watch to shenzhen, and after Courier arrived in shenzhen, and reluctant to send a display sign for it. ... The full text m. eibo]
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猫扑:
【我悄悄地蒙上你的眼睛!男子商场蒙女孩眼睛强吻】月日,一男子在上海一商场内突然蒙住一女孩的双眼,强行亲吻后试图逃逸,被女孩和周围群众抓获。日,@虹口公安分局 称,该男子因猥亵被处以行政拘留日。@时间视频 tRnCbtb
[I quietly on your eyes! Man mall cover girl eyes strong lips] month day, a man in Shanghai a business floor covered a girls eyes suddenly, forcibly kissing after trying to escape, captured by girls and people around. , @ hongkou public security bureau, said the man was sentenced to administrative detention for obscenity. @ time video tRnCbtb]
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冷笑话精选:
这才是我理想的周末啊[二哈] tRnpObcx
[This is my ideal ah [two ha] tRnpObcx over the weekend]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
但斌:
[赞]@柴孝伟有意思的调查@成于思毁于随去听课的都有钱。到工厂去试试@声色NBA:万乘以亿=腾讯市值
[[who] @ Chai Xiaowei interesting survey @ into contemplation was destroyed by to go to the lecture with the money. To the factory to try @ embodies the NBA thousands of times = tencents market value]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
转友评论:“美国人就像地主,自己不想种地,就把地租给佃农,自己食利,同时,代为收租的资本家为了取得超额收益,常常操纵斗的大小(美元);后来,由于佃农太多,日韩,四小龙,拉美等都来当佃农,佃农和地主,佃农和佃农之间矛盾重重,美国人便和大家一起搞了个第三方协调机构WTO;为了保证收到租...全文: m.weibo
[Turn friend comment on americans like the landlord, he didnt want to land, the land rent to tenants, their food, at the same time, to produce the capitalists in order to obtain excess return, often control the size of the bucket ($); Later, as a result of too many tenants, Japan and South Korea, tigers, such as Latin America came when tenants, tenants and landlords, tenants and the contradictions between tenants, americans and everyone together to make a third party coordination organization the WTO; In order to ensure that receive rent... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选:
委屈的像个斤的熊孩子
tRnpTOR
[Injustice like a catty of bear children < br > tRnpTOR]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
但斌:
回复@成于思毁于随[挤眼][笑cry]@成于思毁于随去听课的都有钱。到工厂去试试@但斌[哈哈][笑cry]@声色NBA:万乘以亿=腾讯市值
[Reply @ into contemplation was destroyed by over [eye] [laugh cry] @ into contemplation was destroyed by to go to the lecture with the money. To the factory to try @ but bin (ha ha) [laugh cry] @ embodies the NBA thousands of times = tencents market value]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
[哈哈][笑cry]@声色NBA:万乘以亿=腾讯市值
[[ha ha] [laugh cry] @ embodies the NBA thousands of times = tencents market value]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
李冰冰:
北京热的直想唱“春天在哪里呀春天在哪里?”
[Beijing hot straight want to sing where is spring? Spring in where? ]
但斌:
转:麻省理工学院的布林约尔松教授在现场做了个小调查:如果放弃使用微信一个月,可以得到块钱,有没有人愿意?没有人举手。块呢?仍然没人举手。他把报价提高到万元,听众们纷纷举起手来。
[ at the Massachusetts institute of technology professor brin jol loose on the spot to do a small survey if they give up using WeChat, a month can get money, people are willing to? No one put up your hands. Block? Still no one put up your hands. He raised the price to ten thousand yuan, the audience have held up his hand. ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽:
当代我国青年打扫房间的标准应该是:随时可以带着爱豆回家睡一觉。
[Contemporary Chinas youth to clean the room standard should be at any time may beans with love home sleep. ]
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卢健生:
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
Z CAM, CEO
微博位置:
年月日 点分左右,深圳市宝安区宝安中心区偶遇明星羽泉,详细内容请点击 tRnppZTV
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, baoan district of shenzhen baoan district with star yu quan, the details please click tRnppZTV]
发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo
优酷:
#这就是街舞#本期的西泡泡队长@CPOPKing-黄子韬 剧照新鲜出炉~海浪们快来领取~这期的黄队长笑起来也是小太阳没错了!这期的look也超级帅,优酷君已经瞬变小粉丝。
[# this is the west street # this bubble captain @ CPOPKing tao still fresh ~ waves were quick to pick up ~ this period huang captain laugh is also a small sun, yes! This look is super handsome, youku jun fan has instant smaller. ]
平安北京:
【@北京交警 整治交通乱象不停!通州交警集中整治梨园路附近违章停车“重灾区”】居民反应,通州区加州小镇社区和华业东方玫瑰社区周边路段沦为违章停车“重灾区”。月日晚,通州区交警支队再次突击检查违章停车现象,升级轮番整治这两大违章停车“重灾区”。当晚时许,北京通州交警支队抽调余人...全文: m.weibo
[【 @ Beijing traffic police Regulation and traffic chaos! Tongzhou police during the parking near liyuan road areas 】 residents reaction, tongzhou district town in California and huaye Oriental rose communities surrounding roads into parking areas. On Sunday night, tongzhou district traffic police raids again parking phenomenon, upgrade the two take turns regulation parking areas. At that night, the person from Beijing tongzhou traffic police detachment transferred more than... The full text m. eibo]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
新浪汽车:
#老司机课堂##毒鸡汤#一直在努力,但始终没进展的你[doge][泪] ps:我的快递怎么一直显示在分拣...? tRnoSb
[Old driver class # # # # poison chicken soup has been working hard, but never progress you [doge] [tears] ps how do I express has been displayed in the sorting... ? tRnoSb]
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最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷:
#这就是街舞#认真的@羅志祥 超级帅!罗队长毫无疑问是全场气氛的引领者哦!这个小双眼皮,笔挺的鼻子。请用这样的美图,毫不吝惜的砸向我。
[# # this is the street dance serious @ show super handsome! ROM. Captain is undoubtedly the whole atmosphere leading! This small double-fold eyelid, straight nose. Please use such temptation, never hesitates to hit to me. ]
汽车之家:
#家家技术讲堂##凯迪拉克#【精致得不像美式V?聊凯迪拉克新发动机】我该怎么描述这台凯迪拉克新V呢? “它精致得不再像是一台美式V”是我对它的第一感觉。我们都知道,美国人曾痴迷于那些“简单粗暴的”大排量V发动机,而这台将装进CT V-Sport里的新机器,除了加入涡轮增压器外,更是将时下多种主...全文: m.weibo
[# # # # every technology schoolroom Cadillac 【 delicate unlike American V? Chat Cadillac new engine 】 how can I describe this Cadillac new V? Its fine to not like an American V is my first feeling about it. As we all know, americans were obsessed with the flat large displacement V engine, and this one will fit in CT V - the new machines in the Sport, in addition to join the turbocharger, is nowadays a variety of main... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报:
【惊险!朝晖二区一户人家着火,两姑娘被困家中,幸好!有他们】“救命啊,救命啊!着火了!”今天中午点分左右,家住下城区朝晖二区的何女士在午休中听到了女孩子的哭喊声,她睡眼惺忪着到窗边一看,租住在一墙之隔某室的一名姑娘已经从家里爬出保笼,悬在半空中呼救,身后,大量浓烟直往外窜……...全文: m.weibo
[The breathtaking! From zhaohui area of a house on fire, two girl was trapped in the home, fortunately! Have their 】 help, help! Fire! Dotted around noon today, who lives in downtown from zhaohui OuDeHe lady heard the girls cries in my lunch break, she bleary eyed her to the window and renting a room in one wall a girl had crawled out from home cage, suspended in mid-air, behind him, a lot of smoke up straight away... ... The full text m. eibo]
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卢健生:
今早比赛,上半场接应队友苏耀文左路角球,门前一顶破网,助球队先开记录。下半场再一次接应苏耀文右路传中,惜来迟一步。完场前一记禁区外射门被敌位封堵。感谢队友助攻,今天是开心的一天! tzRAjSz
[Game this morning, the first half the effort so yiu man on the left corner, in front of a back and help the team first record. Onto so yiu man the right cross again in the second half, pity came late step. A shot from outside the box time by enemy a block. Thank you for his teammates, and today is a happy day! tzRAjSz]
Z CAM, CEO
但斌:
在南京机场侯机,听到广播说到茅台的乘客请到号登机口登机。太好了,以后各大机场有直飞茅台航班了![赞][赞][赞]
[Hou machine at the nanjing airport, heard the broadcast said to the passengers boarding the maotai. Too good, airports have flights to maotai later! [who] [who] [who]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
南方都市报:
【人民日报:特朗普政府挑起贸易战,不是保护美国,而是在坑美国】人民日报报道,当地时间月日至日,美国道琼斯、标准普尔、纳斯达克综合三大指数连续两个交易日大幅下跌。美国舆论分析认为,股市震荡反映了市场对美中贸易战的深切担忧。美国学界、企业界及各社会组织连日来明确发出警告,称有...全文: m.weibo
[[the Peoples Daily trump the government start a trade war, not to protect the United States, but in the pit 】 Peoples Daily reported, local time, day to day, the dow Jones and standard &poors, the nasdaq composite index fell sharply for two consecutive trading day. American public opinion analysis, market volatility reflects the profound concern about the market of u.s.-china trade war. American academia, business and the social organizations for days clear warning, said there were... The full text m. eibo]
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星巴克北京:
春意盎然的日子,和朋友们一起出游,当然不能少了星杯的陪伴。所以我们为您准备了春日惊喜:年月日至月日,来星巴克购买指定商品一件可当场额外获赠指定商品一件哦~春暖花开,快带着星杯去旅行吧~
[Spring days, travel together with my friends, of course not little star cup company. So we have spring a surprise for you (date) (month) (year) to date, to starbucks to buy specified goods one can specify additional presented on the spot goods oh ~ today, quickly took the star cup to travel ~]
星巴克咖啡公司成立于年,始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间,门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。
但斌:
中国对美出口商品TCP
[China exports to the us commodity TCP]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑:
【白如雪!樱花下汉服美少女翩翩起舞[憧憬]】月日,@南京林业大学 樱花大道上,近百株樱花烂漫盛开,数名女大学生身着素色汉服,人花相映,翩翩起舞,还有一些学生在旁边油彩写生。据悉,这是家居学院在南林大生态文化节中的一个节目:汉服文化与现代设计的相遇。tRnSuVj
[【 as white as snow! Under the cherry blossom hanfu dance beautiful girl [hope]] month day, @ the cherry blossom avenue, nanjing forestry university, nearly strains romance blossoms in full bloom, several female college students, dressed in a plain coloured hanfu, people spend set each other off, dancing, and some students beside paints sketch. It is reported, this is to live in college in a show of the ecological culture festival mass organizations na Lin has greatly hanfu culture and modern design. tRnSuVj]
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优酷:
#电视剧美好生活# 徐天#张嘉译# 隐藏在邮件后,以边志军@辛柏青 的名义向晓慧@李小冉 表达关切和问候。明明喜欢对方,却清楚地知道两个人不能在一起,只能用他人的名义诉说思念,就问你虐!不!虐!tRnpttBB
[# # # # jiayi zhang xu day show a better life after hiding in the mail, in the name of the edge will army @ XinBaiQing XiaoHui @ li xiaoran to express concern and greetings. Clearly like each other, but clearly know cant be together at two people, can only use the name of others complained of missing, ask you abuse! No! Child abuse! tRnpttBB]
青年时报:
【惊魂分钟!杭州八旬老人不慎落水,河道保洁员驾船施救!】近日,杭州市拱墅区沈家桥附近,只听“噗通”一声巨响,紧接着人群中发出一声惊叫:“有人掉水里了!”桥上众人面面相觑,一时还未来得及反应。这时,正在附近河面进行保洁作业的沈祥明听到众人呼声后,马上赶到老人落水的地方,他用手紧紧...全文: m.weibo
[【 cry minutes! Hangzhou octogenarian falling overboard, waterways cleaner boat rescue them! Recently, gongshu district, hangzhou city shenyang near the bridge, only heard splash a loud noise, a loud scream followed the crowd someone fell in the water! They looked at each other, on the bridge at that time has not yet had time to response. At this moment, is near the river cleaning operations Shen Xiangming after hearing all calls, immediately rushed to the old man fell down, with his hands tightly... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
这是别人在健身房和你在健身房的区别[允悲]好不容易来一次健身房,还不赶紧发个朋友圈?[笑cry]
[This is the difference between others in the gym and you in the gymallow sad very not easy to come to the gym for a, also not hurriedly send a circle of friends? [laughing cry]]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
青年时报:
【超燃!经典传唱人@张杰 把《少年中国说》唱给你听】“少年强则国强!”孩子们铿锵有力的吟诵和张杰热血激昂的歌唱在《经典咏流传》交相碰撞,点燃全场!在风雨飘摇的时代,少年拯救中国,在日新月异的新时代,少年强盛中国!这首歌,献给正在成长的中国少年,献给正在崛起的少年中国!(央视新闻)
...全文: m.weibo
[【 super burning! People most classic @ zhang jie young Chinese said sing it to you 】 young strong a country strong! Children are powerful chanting and zhang jie, hot passionate singing in the classic poems spread photograph collision, lit room! In the stormy times, young save China, in a new era of rapid, young strong China! , this song is dedicated to growing Chinese youth, for the rising young China! (CCTV news) < br >... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷:
#看歌手来优酷#有歌手和音乐陪伴的周末才叫周末哦,一起来回顾歌手们本期的精彩表现吧。tRnptPoq
[# # the singer to youku has oh, singer and the music to accompany the weekends weekend together review the excellent performance of the singers in this issue. tRnptPoq]
汽车之家:
#家家新闻##车和家#【年内正式发布 疑似车和家中大型SUV谍照】日前我们从相关渠道获得了一组疑似车和家SUV车型的早期骡车谍照,新车定位于一款中大型SUV,根据之前获得的信息,该车将于年年内正式发布,年正式交付客户。tRnCQxHq
[#家家新闻# #车和家#【年内正式发布疑似车和家中大型SUV谍照】日前我们从相关渠道获得了一组疑似车和家SUV车型的早期骡车谍照,新车定位于一款中大型SUV,根据之前获得的信息,该车将于年年内正式发布,年正式交付客户.tRnCQxHq]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
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