被带偏了[笑cry]@霓千寻：乌龟：有生之年也收傻徒弟了[doge]@松江沪语社：近龟者龟[允悲]
[Brought wide [laugh cry] @ neon qianhe tortoise lifetime and silly disciple [doge] @ songjiang Shanghai language club nearly tortoise who [allow sad]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
是的呢@最美遇见你吖：吃不完的饭，说不完的话，睡不完的觉
[Yes @ I meet you is the most beautiful around can eat rice, to talk about, sleep all dont finish]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
#晚安家人#你最想自驾游去什么地方？
[# # good night family where do you want to auto travel? ]
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对你来说，努力的意义是什么 ___________________________
[For you, what is the meaning of hard ___________________________]
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【和牛炸肉排三明治...想咬一口】看着A级和牛的大理石纹路，感觉隔着屏幕闻到了香气...tRnWRYZs （环球时报）
[【 and cattle schnitzel sandwich... want to bite 】 at A level and the marble grain of cattle, feeling across the screen to smell the fragrance... TRnWRYZs (global times)]
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【“丑女”花万整容变女神 晒出“变身”全过程[吃瓜]】近日泰国一位“女子”前后花了约万人民币把自己整容成当红女明星，刷爆网络。对了，在整容前，她成功完成了从男孩到女孩的转变...[跪了]她还大胆晒出自己“变身”明星脸的全过程→tRnlXEzl
[【 ugly spend thousands of cosmetic changes the goddess of the whole process transformation [eat the melon]] has a woman before and after Thailand spent about yuan plastic for the popular female star, maxed network. By the way, before the surgery, she successfully completed the change from a boy to girl... [kneeling] she boldly bask in his transformation star face and the whole process of tRnlXEzl]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
这是一条疑难杂症小毛病互助博...恳请有经验的资深病友留下你的病名和有效药品、疗法[跪了]
[This is a question indisposition mutual bo... I experienced senior patients to leave your name and effective drugs, therapy] [kneeling]
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#微博交通台#老司机专治强行变道！高速路上轿车随意变换车道，霸气后车直接一撞将其顶回原道[哆啦A梦吃惊][哆啦A梦吃惊]tRnOUPv
[# # weibo communication radio old driver specializes in forced change lanes! Highway passenger car and optional change lanes, domineering A crashed the car directly after the top back to the original way [doraemon surprised] [doraemon surprised] tRnOUPv]
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最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
此刻只想来一盘大虾[馋嘴]
[At the moment only want a plate of prawn [available]]
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淘宝的买家秀可能会迟到，但永远不会缺席[doge]手淘搜索“新势力周”你会回来赞我的@英国报姐：表情包新素材到货了，淘宝买家秀了解一下
[Taobao buyers show may be late, but never miss [doge] hand tao search new week will come back you praise my @ the elder sister in England expression for new materials arrived, taobao buyers to the show]
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粉丝有毒[允悲]
[Fans of toxicallow sad]
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【《红海行动》在越南上映突然被叫停 只因出现这一幕[吃惊]】总票房已突破亿元人民币的中国电影《红海行动》，在越南上映却很快被下线，很多场次只有一两名观众。据悉，电影里的一个场景在越南引发很大争议，是哪一幕→tRnWHT
[【 the red sea operations in Vietnam was abruptly halted Because in this scene [surprised]] total box office has exceeded one hundred million yuan of Chinese movie the red sea action, released in Vietnam but was soon referrals, two accounts only an audience. It is understood that a scene in the movie very controversial in Vietnam, which is the scene - tRnWHT]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
我已经被抓过一次了[跪了]
[Ive been caught a] [kneeling]
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#夜福利#意式风格 阿尔法罗密欧 Giulia .T HP 四叶草版
[# # night welfare Italian style alfa romeo Giulia. T HP clovers]
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【里皮：向中国球迷道歉 中国足球全方位落后】#国足-捷克# 赛后，主教练里皮表示：首先我要向中国球迷道歉，这两场我们丢了很多球。今天的比赛真实反映了中国足球与欧洲足球的差距，我们的差距是全方面的。不要觉得找来了我，就可以在一年里把差距弥补上，这是个很庞大的工作。 tRnlVdlo
[【 lippi apologize to the Chinese fans all Chinese football behind] # # national soccer team - the Czech republic after the game, coach marcello lippi said first of all, I want to apologize to the Chinese fans, the two games we lost a lot of the ball. Todays game real reflects the gap between Chinese football and European football, we is all aspects of the gap. Dont feel to me, you can make up the gap in a year, this is a very big job. tRnlVdlo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
#交通万象#【男子高速醉驾 收费站殴打妻子和工作人员[汗]】近日贵州福泉市，一辆白色越野车在行驶中，跳下一名抱着孩子的妇女，她跑进收费站后围着岗亭求助，随后追上来的驾驶员将她按倒在地，还对一旁的工作人员不断击打。据悉，驾驶员与该女子是夫妻，因谁开车的问题争论起来，驾驶员便殴打妻子。目...全文： m.weibo
[# traffic vientiane # 【 man drunk high-speed toll station wife beating and staff [Mr Khan]] in guizhou fuquan city, a white suv on the road, and jump out of a woman holding a child, she ran into the round box for help after the toll station, then catch up with the driver down to her, in also staff banged on one side. It is reported that the driver and the woman is husband and wife, because who drove up and over the question of the driver and wife beating. The eye... The full text m. eibo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
原来明星侦探们身心畅轻都是有秘籍的，肿么办我也想要天天身心畅轻！不说了，没有三石弟弟同款小蛮腰，只能买同款#大侦探轻秘籍#——畅轻去了~
[The original star detectives cheong light are kept secret of body and mind, to do I also want to every day and free light! Do not say, no three stone brother with small pretty waist, can only buy the same style # detective light secret # - chang light went to ~]
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【为学妹冲冠一怒创办驾校，如今学妹变女友[doge]】上海工程技术大学大四学生李兴鹏创办了一家针对大学生的驾校。两年前他的学妹因在驾校被欺负，情绪低落。为从源头上解决问题，他创办驾校。对他创业产生影响的学妹也变成女朋友。tRnlvDlh
[【 for the lower classwoman the coronal one anger to start driving now lower classwoman become girlfriend [doge]] Shanghai engineering technology university seniors xing-peng li founded a driving school for college students. Two years ago his junior in driving school being bullied, depressed. To solve the problem from the source, he started driving. Impact on his entrepreneurial junior also become a girlfriend. tRnlvDlh]
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想带到荒岛上的三件物品？
“我的夫人、我的狗和保时捷 。”
点击下图，围观勒芒冠军车手汉斯·乔西姆·斯塔克快问快答。tRnlzEGc
[Want to a desert island three items? < br > my lady, my dog and porsche. < br > click on the image below, onlookers le mans champion driver Hans joachim, stark our quick quiz. tRnlzEGc]
自 年以来，保时捷将旗下全系跑车引入中国，旨在为将我们所倡导的运动体验和创新精神带给每一位渴望挑战、追求完美的中国车友。
#家家试驾评测##宝马#【旅行的意义 海外试驾宝马系旅行版】一提到旅行车很多车迷都对它情有独钟，似乎大多数人都过于关注它的个性与小众，这次日内瓦车展期间正好租了一辆五系旅行当工作车，抛开情怀，咱们聊聊旅行车到底好在哪？tRnOLQI
[# every test evaluation # # # BMW 【 the meaning of travel Travel overseas drive BMW system version 】 a mention station wagon many fans have a special liking to it, seem to be most people focus too much on its personality and niche, during the Geneva motor show is just rented a car travel series when work, put aside feelings, lets talk about station wagon is good? tRnOLQI]
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#看歌手来优酷##郁可唯#葵葵@郁可唯 歌手舞台用一首《飞鸟与鱼》惊艳亮相，歌词里飞鸟与鱼的凄美爱情故事被她的歌声诠释得淋漓尽致。这首歌曲也是天后齐豫的经典之作，来看看歌坛两位实力女唱的隔空对唱，是否有打动到你呢？葵葵这次不仅歌声动人，她的腿是不是也让你们铭记于心[坏笑]?...全文： m.weibo
[# see singer to youku # # depression can only # kwai kwai @ depression can only singer stage with a stunning appearance of birds and fish, birds and fish in their lyrics poignant love story is her song interpretation to get incisively and vividly. Days together yus classic the songs, to see the musical circle two power female singing duet from a distance, whether there is a move to you? Kwai kwai singing and moving, not only this time her legs were also let you remember [laugh]? ... The full text m. eibo]
【咋回事？女孩野外赏花 视力竟然猛降到.】春天，正是赏花好时节，但多岁的女孩小童却因为赏花“悲剧”了，眼睛变得通红。此前还有一个岁女孩去野外花田玩耍，左眼视力猛降到.。原因揭秘→tRnlblz
[【...? Girls wild flowers to sight unexpectedly.] in the spring, it is good enjoy flower season, but because of many years old girl child enjoy flower tragedy, the eye becomes red. After there is a old girl to go to the wild flower field to play, to the left eye vision.. Revelation - > tRnlblz reasons]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
你的钱不是真正花了，而是换成了脂肪的形式陪在你的身边。
[Your money is not really spent, but changed the form of fat to accompany in your side. ]
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陪伴是最长情的告白！#万物有灵# tRnWgOJv
[With the longest love is love! # # tRnWgOJv all things have spirit]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
#电视剧烈火如歌# 当年如歌和战枫的身世竟然是这样被搞错的，暗夜罗的一己执念导致暗夜冥惨死，幸亏银雪及时赶到救场，否则后果不堪设想......话说终于知道暗夜罗额头红点的来历了[doge]tRnlGiR
[# # series fire song was like songs and wars maple story is be barking up the wrong tree, the night of their obsession led to the night ghost killed, thanks to the silver snow rushed to the rescue in time, otherwise the consequences... Words finally know the history of the nights forehead red dot the doge tRnlGiR]
狗子：迷茫
[Dog confused]
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“当拥有已经是失去，就勇敢的放弃。” ins：ewanscamera
[When have already is lost, brave to give up. Ins ewanscamera]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
【女童遭七旬汉当街猥亵，路过初中生合力拉出】近日，广东一名岁老汉怀抱女童坐在路边当众猥亵，女童大喊救命。路过的几位初中生合力从老人怀里把女童拉出，老人随后被警方带走调查。据当事学生回忆，老人把小女孩抱紧后一直乱摸，吓得女孩哭着喊“救命”→tRnlF
[The girl s han street obscene, pass by junior middle school students pull together 】 recently, guangdong a old man embrace girl sitting on the sidewalk in public indecency, girl shouted for help. Passing a few together out of the old man to pull the girls in junior high school students, the old man then taken away by the police investigation. According to party students recall and the old man has been groped after the little girl hugging, frighten the girl cried and cried, help > tRnlF]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
#家家新闻##腾势#【补贴后售.-.万元 腾势上市】月日，腾势纯电动中型车腾势正式上市，新车共推出两款车型，即时尚版与荣耀版，新车补贴后（以北京市为例）售价为.-.万元。相比现款腾势，新车最大的变化是针对外观和内饰进行了局部优化，同时续航里程提升至公里（NEDC测...全文： m.weibo
[# every news # # # teng potential [subsidies after sales. - the ten thousand yuan teng potential listed] month day, teng potential electric potential market, mid-size car has two models, namely fashion edition version and glory, a new car after the subsidy (in Beijing, for example) for. -. Ten thousand yuan. Than cash teng, the biggest change is the new car has carried on the local optimization in view of the exterior and interior, at the same time range up to kilometers (NEDC test... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
#微博交通台#实拍街头车祸现场，视频中打电话的女人突然不见了！？[挖鼻]谁能从视频中看到她是怎么消失的？ tRnWhQLL
[# # weibo communication radio film street traffic accident scene, in the video call woman suddenly disappeared! ? [one nose] who can see how she disappeared from the video? tRnWhQLL]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
#南方有乔木#【无人机牵尘封往事 旧日回忆悬念十足】面对时樾提出投资的要求，南乔能否答应？常剑雄又将如何发现即刻飞行的投资人就是当年的“时俊青”呢？一切今晚揭晓，每晚优酷同步更新喔～
[# # the south have trees [unmanned aerial vehicle (uav) lead time is very old memories suspense 】 when faced with to ask for investment, south Joe can promise? Chang Jianxiong how will find immediate flight investors was pretty green when? All tonight, youku synchronous update oh ~ every night]
#看歌手来优酷##张韶涵#最后一场常规赛本周即将打响，听说安琪拉要放大招了，你们期待吗？想知道她的大招是什么，锁定周五晚优酷，准备好接住小仙女@张韶涵 的杀手锏吧[太开心]
[# see singer to youku # # # Angela last regular-season going off this week, heard that Angela to enlarge recruit, you expect? Want to know what is her big recruit, lock on Friday night youku, ready to catch the fairy @ Angelas assassins mace [quite happy]]
再不去就晚了！梧桐山已进入盛花期，“十里杜鹃”惊艳深圳！梧桐山第三届毛棉杜鹃花会今日开幕，活动将持续到 月日。
[Dont go to night! Wutong mountain is now in full bloom, ten mile azalea jing shenzhen! Wutong mountain the third cotton cuckoo flowers opening today, MAO activity will continue until June .]
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