2018年3月26日星期一

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    我家店里樱花“开了”,来看看吗~
[Cherry blossom opens, my store to see it ~]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

苍井空:
    又痘痘出来了[汗]疼! ​
[Blain blain is out [Mr Khan] pain again! ​]

大家好!我是苍井空. 有时演电影,唱歌,有时在电视节目中露露脸。为了更好的交流.我在努力地学习中文ing 工作邮箱:solaaoi@sina

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#【太悬了!老司机调头秀操作 车身近一半悬空[吃惊]】切记:宁愿绕路也不要拿生命开玩笑… !罐车司机秀极限操作,在一条宽度差不多只有车身一半长度的公路上调头,后车轮几度悬空!场面看的非常紧张。网友:像这样的调头,除了技术层面更重要的是心理素质[doge] tRnOnLuM ​
[# # weibo communication radio [too hung! Old driver head show operation Body nearly half dangling [surprised]] remember would rather detours. Dont make fun of life... ! Tanker driver show the limit operation, in a width almost only half the length of the car body back on the road, the rear wheels several hung up! Scene look very nervous. Net friend run, like this is more important is the psychological quality in addition to technical level [doge] tRnOnLuM]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

优酷:
    #一周酷福利#泥萌爱的优酷君又来给大家送福利啦!!打开美图秀秀-相机-街舞专区,使用任意街舞AR拍照,带话题#街舞秀#同时@美图秀秀 晒出你的照片,即有机会获得美图V、队长签名照、优酷会员卡等好礼[坏笑][坏笑]在本条微博下留言晒出你的酷照,优酷君将额外抽取热评第一的宝宝送出美图周边一份!开心...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # week cool welfare mud sprout love youku jun to give you benefits again!! Open the picture show - camera - hip-hop zone, use any street dance AR photo, with topic # street dance shows # @ the picture at the same time shows sun out of your photos, that have access to the beautiful V, captain glasow, youku membership card gifts such as [laugh] [laugh] under this weibo message sun out of your cool photos, youku jun send the additional extracting buzz first baby surrounding a beautiful! Happy... The full text m. eibo]

优酷:
    #北京女子图鉴#如果说每个去北京的姑娘都会拥有了“超能力”,那@陈可_Evelyn 小姐姐的“超能力”大概就是讲故事超好听吧![心][心][心]已经迫不及待期待陈可小姐姐明天新的故事了#听陈可说# ​
[# # Beijing womens map if every girl to go to Beijing to have a super ability, the @ appalling _Evelyn little sister super ability is probably hear stories super good! [heart] [heart] [heart] has been eagerly looking forward to appalling little sister tomorrow the new story # # hear appalling]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    用心花出去的每一分钱,都是变瘦的本钱。想减肥,光买一个体重秤是不够的。还有哪些必买好物?这份剁手清单一一告诉你!速戳tRnhw或手机淘宝搜索【瘦十斤】,夏天来之前,购出好身材,#马上瘦十斤#。即日起,关注@阿里体育 @小浪同学爱吐槽 ,转发微博并...全文: m.weibo ​
[Heart spent every penny, it is thin. Want to reduce weight, the light is not enough to buy a scale. What will be bought? The chop hand list one by one to tell you! Poke tRnhw speed or cell phone taobao search, thin ten catties 】 【 before summer, buy a good figure, # # thin ten catties immediately. From now on, pay attention to sports @ @ ali wavelet classmates love teasing, forwarding microblogging and... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #电视剧美好生活# 徐天#张嘉译#能否顺利把边志军@辛柏青 从美国“捞”回来?晓慧@李小冉 能否发现邮件背后的秘密?刀美岚@宋丹丹 能看破徐天善意的谎言么?在自己的主场,小白@牛莉 又会怎样关照徐天?大仙@李乃文 和豆豆@姜妍二胖 还会卖力撒糖吗?在机场徘徊的小朵@岳以恩 又将等到怎样的消息?今晚...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # # # jiayi zhang xu day show a better life can smooth the edges will army @ XinBaiQing scoop back from the United States? The secret behind the mail XiaoHui @ li xiaoran can find? DaoMeiLan @ can eternal song dan-dan famous he who sees through xu day white lies? In his own home, small white @ Adrienne will be how to take care of xu day again? Big fairy @ nai-wen li and doug @ Jiang Yan two fat sugar will also hard? At the airport in the face of the small flower @ yue with grace and will wait until what news? Tonight... The full text m. eibo]

优酷:
    【今日#优酷联播#】
⃣️,网友偶遇周杰伦余文乐,两男神休闲装开车出行,如《头文字D》重现[酷]
⃣️,蔡少芬张晋为女儿庆生,画面温馨,幸福满满[心]
⃣️,冠军之间的对话!科比发微博引用张继科名言[偷笑]
⃣️,王宝强获金扫帚奖:对观众说声对不起 ​

[【 today # # youku broadcast 】 < br > ⃣ ️, net friend met with jay, shawn yue, two male god driving casual wear, such as initial D recreate [cool] < br > ⃣ ️, caishaofen sang birthday celebration for the daughter, pictures, warmth, brimming with happiness [heart] < br > ⃣ ️, dialogue between the champions! Bryant practice use Zhang Jike quotes [laughing] < br > ⃣ ️, wang baoqiang broom gold award say sorry to the audience]

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:刚刚发布!BrandZ™最具价值中国品牌强,茅台品牌价值提升%位列全国第七》刚刚发布!BrandZ™最具价值中国品牌强,茅台品tRnWrrfI ​
[Published the post reprinted just released! BrandZ™ the most valuable Chinese brands, enhancing % ranked the seventh maotai brand value has just been released! BrandZ™ The most valuable Chinese brands is strong, maotai tRnWrrfI]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家:
    正确答案是吉利帝豪,恭喜@遇上晴天的绿野鸡,最快答对,请私信家家您的收货地址,我们会尽快将礼品快递到您手中。


汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【农村为何不愿多生男孩了?以前多子多福,现在儿子多了让人愁】在很多人印象中,农村家庭或多或少都还持有传统的重男轻女、多子多福观念,一些家庭甚至不顾一切地要生男孩。现如今,情况发生了转变,反倒是儿子多了让人愁。为什么?↓↓tRnWrjN ​
[The countryside? Why dont want to have more boy before many children, now son more let a person sad 】 in a lot of people impression, rural families more or less also holds a traditional preference for sons, many children f concept, some families even desperate to boys. Nowadays, the situation changed, but the son more let a person sad. Why is that? Left left tRnWrjN]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

冷笑话精选:
    感受一下推主FakeYashu 五岁女儿的车技......一看就是老司机[跪了] tRnWrVSv ​
[Feel the push the main FakeYashu five-year-old daughter driving skills... A look is old driver] [kneeling tRnWrVSv]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

谢娜:
    娜舞时间[哈哈] tRdGUul ​
[Naha ha tRdGUul dance time]

太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!

星巴克北京:
    如果你还没有感受春天的气息,就让全新春季玛奇朵一秒带你进入春天,就在明天(月日),全新#蓝莓玛奇朵#浪漫上市,#榛果风味玛奇朵#经典回归。春日味觉绽放,这一杯为你开启,快和小伙伴们约起来吧~​​​​
[If you dont feel the breath of spring, let the new spring macchiato take you into a second in the spring, it is tomorrow (June ), a new # # blueberry macchiato romantic, classical regression # # hazelnut flavor macchiato. Spring bloom, taste a cup of this open for you, fast and friends about it ~]

星巴克咖啡公司成立于年,始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间,门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。

猫扑:
    猫咪的新型健身方式[允悲] tRnWbjs ​
[The cats new [allow sad] tRnWbjs fitness way]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

南方都市报:
    【飞机上自杀?吉祥航空:女乘客在洗手间自我伤害,紧急备降救回】今天下午,网传一趟从黑龙江哈尔滨起飞、经停江苏无锡、终点为广东惠州的吉祥航空HO航班上,有旅客“自杀”,引得网友纷纷评论:有什么想不开要去飞机上自杀?对此,@吉祥航空 通报:年月日,吉祥航空HO航班(哈尔滨-无...全文: m.weibo ​
[Suicide? [plane propitious aviation female passengers hurt yourself in the bathroom, emergency alternate rescue 】 this afternoon, the network spread a trip off from heilongjiang Harbin, stopping in wuxi, jiangsu province, on the finish for the guangdong huizhou auspicious aviation HO flight, passengers suicide, drew the net friend comment in succession what is hard to suicide on the plane? , @ airline notified (date) (month) (year), the airline HO (Harbin flights - no... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:特朗普,既然知道我挣的钱还是要借给你,为什么依然闹?》特朗普,既然知道我挣的钱还是要借给你,为什么依然闹?原创--由曦央行观察特朗普掀起贸易战有两个目的:一是践行遏制tRnWBmDI ​
[Published the post reprinted trump, knowing that I earn money or to lend you, why still make? Trump, knowing that I earn money or to lend you, why still make? Original - by the bank of the sunrise watch set off a trade war trump has two purposes one is practice contain tRnWBmDI]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:马化腾谈腾讯大股东变现:年如一日这样的股东难找》马化腾谈腾讯大股东变现:年如一日这样的股东难找--雷建平雷帝触网雷帝网乐天月日报道腾讯董事会主席兼CEOtRnWBYoq ​
[Published the post reprinted ma about tencent big shareholders liquidation years hard to find such shareholders ma about tencent big shareholders liquidation years hard to find such shareholders - jian-ping lei reported net net ray ray emperor emperor lotte, tencent chairman and CEOtRnWBYoq]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷:
    #优酷新相亲时代#从《非诚勿扰》到#新相亲时代#,从恋爱到婚姻,孟爷爷@孟非 这是要为大家的幸福操碎了心呐![好爱哦]节目现场的设计也是相当贴心周到,三大现场为你展示男嘉宾、女嘉宾、父母的态度,而爱情的红线也牵在自己的手里,看来,这场对单身的宣战准备的很到位哦![偷乐] ​
[New dating age # # youku from if you are the one to # # new dating age, from love to marriage, meng grandpa @ morphy This is for everyones happiness fuck broken heart! [good love oh] show the scene of the design is also quite considerate considerate, three live show you male guest, female guest, parents attitude, and love of the red line is in our hands, it seems that the declared war on single prepared very in place! [steal joy]]

微博位置:
    来微博现场,赏浙江省 杭州市晚霞!
[Microblogging site, enjoy sunset glow, hangzhou city, zhejiang province!]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【植物人孕妈奇迹顺产生下女儿 年后...】五年前,怀孕没多久的邵彩彦突然头疼倒地昏迷不醒,变成了植物人。当时,胎儿无法引产,足月后女子竟凭借本能顺产下女儿,堪称生命的奇迹。五年后,另一个奇迹到来了→tRnWwK ​
[The vegetative pregnant mother miracle years under the suitable produce daughter... 】 Five years ago, pregnant soon Shao Caiyan sudden headache ground unconscious, turned into a vegetable. At that time, the baby cant induced labor, term after the woman was relying on instinct under natural birth daughter, is the miracle of life. Five years later, another miracle arrived - tRnWwK]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #优酷最强大脑#@最强大脑孙勇 把清华校训融汇于生活之中,将清华风貌展现在舞台之上![可爱] 一路总能给人意想不到惊喜!看来“无为之光”要变“清华之光”了![哈哈] #最强大脑#
tRnOfFox ​

[# youku strongest brain # @ the strongest Sun Yong brain Brings the tsinghua motto in life, to tsinghua style show on the stage! [] cute way always gives unexpected surprise! Looks like the light of doing nothing to become the light of tsinghua! (ha ha) strongest brain # # < br > tRnOfFox]

南方都市报:
    你杯中的茶叶,可能昨天还长在茶树上!明前龙井从茶树到你手里可能只需一天,今年杭州龙井采茶季,天猫派无人机替采茶阿姨运送茶叶,从茶山到晒场只要两分钟!别小看节省下来的一两个小时,这使得天猫下单,隔天就能到手,科技改变老行当。 ​
[Your cup of tea, may also long yesterday on tea tree! Remarkably longjing tea to you hand may be just one day, hangzhou longjing tea plucking season this year, the day the cat aunt sent unmanned aerial vehicle (uav) for tea plucking the tea, as long as the green coffees which are two minutes from tea! Dont look down upon save an hour or two, it makes Tmall order, can arrive the next day, the science and technology to change the old business. ​]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

猫扑:
    这才是大户人家!这才是真正的炫富啊!! ​
[This is a large house! This is the real wealth!! ​]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

微博位置:
    年月日 点分左右,苏州市吴中区金鸡湖偶遇明星贾乃亮,详细内容请点击 tRnWmdSN ​
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, wuzhong district of suzhou jinji lake encounter star smile, details please click tRnWmdSN]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

冷笑话精选:
    老哥:我正经起来连我自己都会害怕[并不简单]
哈哈哈哈不过这画风也变得太快了吧[允悲]tRnWmtRc ​

[Brother I Turkey even I myself will be afraid of [] are not simple < br > ha ha ha ha but this style has become too fast tRnWmtRc [allow sad]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

微博位置:
    #值得去# 春天不知道去哪儿?我来告诉你~蓬莱阁的美景,不去看看你会后悔哦~图片来源:再见Fu_XiaoChenchen,劉淑清......,更多此地美图速戳➡️#烟台·蓬莱阁[地点]# tRpzF ​
[# # is worth spring dont know where to? I will tell you ~ the beauty of the penglai pavilion, not to see you will regret it oh ~ image goodbye Fu_XiaoChenchen, shu-qing liu... , more beautiful speed stamp ➡ ️ #, yantai penglai pavilion, [place] # tRpzF]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

汽车之家:
    #家家汽车文化##思域#思域TYPE R换装Borla排气秀声浪tRnOxi ​
[# # # # every auto culture civic civic TYPE R change Borla exhaust show tRnOxi]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    #看歌手来优酷##华晨宇#当华语新生代创作歌手@华晨宇yu 遇到中国摇滚教父崔健,这一首《假行僧》两种不同的演绎,让观众有了不同听觉享受的同时也感叹音乐的多样性,太神奇,太美妙[心]tRnWnPeG ​
[# see singers to youku # # # brilliance yu when Chinese new generation singer-songwriter @ brilliance yu yu Chinese rock and roll the godfather cui jian, a false line monk this two kinds of different interpretation, let the audience have different audio as well as the diversity of music, amazing, too wonderful tRnWnPeG [heart]]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【海外“虚假大学”卷土重来 一条狗都能拿到学位证[衰]】英国一档节目调查发现,数以千计的英国人在一家巴基斯坦的“文凭工厂”购买了假学历,这家公司经营着上百个实际并不存在的冒牌线上大学。海外非正规院校大致可分为三种类型→tRnWnFEv tRnOkFE ​
[The overseas university of fake return a dog can get a degree certificate [failure]] a show UK survey, thousands of British people in a diploma mill Pakistan bought fake diplomas, the company operates hundreds of actual fake online university does not exist. Informal overseas colleges and universities can be roughly divided into three types - tRnWnFEv tRnOkFE]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

汽车之家:
    #家家热点##长城#【楼掉下一吨冰块 全新汽车被砸中成铁饼】月日,长春卫星路某小区,顶楼冻结的巨大冰块由于天气转暖滑落,砸中楼下停放的汽车,击穿了驾驶员位的挡风玻璃。庆幸的是,事发时车内和附近都没有人。该车为市民李先生几个月前购买的新车,这次被冰砸中,损失巨大,车身骨架变形严重,...全文: m.weibo ​
[Hot # # # every Great Wall # [building out a ton of ice under the new car smashed into a discus 】 month day, changchun satellite address village, attic huge frozen ice slip because of the warmer weather, hit a parked car downstairs, in the breakdown of the pilot windshield. Fortunately, at the time the car and no one nearby. The car for lee a few months ago to buy a new car, this been crushed ice, huge losses, body frame deformation serious,... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    一路爆笑的#欢乐喜剧人#第四季已接近尾声,那么问题来了[来]用实力和拼搏走到最后的五组喜剧人,_____是你们心目中的冠军?tRnWRtD ​
[Laugh all the way people # # joy of comedy in the fourth quarter is nearing an end, then the problem come [to] go and fight with the strength in the end, the five groups of comedy one _____ is your idea of a championship? tRnWRtD]

新浪汽车:
    #解码新车#【比速旗舰SUV定名比速T 将于年内上市】比速旗下全新旗舰SUV车型的正式名称——比速T。新车定位中大型SUV,并将于年内正式上市销售。有关注这辆车的迷弟迷妹吗?[吃瓜] ​
[# # new decoding the specific speed flagship SUV name specific speed T will be listed in the years 】 than speed its new flagship SUV official name - T than speed. New car positioning large SUV, and will be officially went on sale in years. Have focused on the car fan fan of brother sister? [eat the melon]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

优酷:
    追剧就来优酷追,大剧热综喂饱你[笑而不语]
[Came to youku chase chase play, play hot heald feed you [smiling without a word]]

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