小野妹子学吐槽:
恭喜@丝丝诶 等名用户等额平分【元现金】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCwwnZ对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公证链接:tRnoKJW
[Congratulations @ filar silk showing users, such as an equal share the [yuan]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCwwnZ supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRnoKJW]
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猫扑:
【猴子靠一张”惊恐国字脸“走红,管理员说它还可以被“人脸识别”[笑cry]】月日,天津动物园,最近有一只长相似人脸的猴子突然蹿红于网络,许多人前来观看,边看边喃喃自语,越看越像个人脸,还是国字脸。网友:动物园不厚道,没猴子就没猴子,干嘛把工作人员放进去![doge]@一手Video ...全文: m.weibo
[The monkeys on a in the word face, the administrator says it can also be face recognition [laugh cry]] month day, tianjin zoo, recently have a long face similar monkey suddenly became popular in the Internet, many people come to watch, murmuring, by watching them more look more like a personal face, or the word face. Netizen the zoo dont honest, dont have the monkey cant monkey, why put in the staff! [doge] @ in Video... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷:
#这就是街舞#第五期惊现齐舞大战!众街舞大神强强联合,齐舞对决势必燃爆全场。本周六晚点,你准备好了嘛!![酷]@TFBOYS-易烊千玺
[The th issue of # # this is the street dance show neat dance war! The dance contest, the street dance great spirit combination is bound to bums. Later on Saturday, are you ready!! [cool] @ TFBOYS - Jackson]
冷笑话精选:
说阿凡达是长大后的蓝精灵的,都给我出来!!你们差点毁了我的童年啊[泪]终于,在山那边海那边的蓝精灵们翻山越岭,即将首次全集登陆中国啦!蓝爸爸的经典语录可是我小学作文次次满分的“秘密武器”[并不简单]现在重温经典,真是忍不住泪目~#蓝精灵优酷独播全集# tRnSmhvb
[Say avatar is after be brought up the Smurfs, give me out!!!!! You almost ruined my childhood tears finally, over the hill through the Smurfs mountains across the sea, is collected for the first time in China! Blue dads classic sayings but my elementary school a composition every time out of the secret weapon is not easy now to revisit the classic, really cant help but tears head ~ # Smurfs youku # tRnSmhvb run in complete works]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
优酷:
要说在《这!就是街舞》里,舞蹈动作和面部表情可以同时做到很销魂的,那必须得是袋鼠。这个看起来自带表情包效果的男孩儿,心里却温柔如水。他在比赛中时默念的是去世的妈妈,手机里的置顶聊天也是去世的妈妈[心]看#这就是舞者#,看的不是袋鼠的表情,而是他的人生。戳→_→tRnodO
[To say in this! Its street dance, dance movements and facial expressions can do good at the same time, it must is a kangaroo. The boy seems to bring their own expression package effect, the in the mind is gentle like water. He silently in the game when the mother died, cell phone placed at the top of the chat is also died mother [heart] see # # this is dancer, see not the kangaroo expression, but his life. The stamp - _ - tRnodO]
汽车之家:
#家家汽车文化##凯美瑞#【丰田凯美瑞模型亮相墨尔本乐高展】世界知名玩具制造商乐高(LEGO)一直在汽车模型方面就有很高的造诣。此前曾经推出过几款和真车尺寸相同的乐高模型,如雷诺RS F赛车、迈凯伦S sport car等。最近,一台大小的丰田凯美瑞乐高模型诞生了!tRnSnrJ
[# # # # every auto culture camry Toyota camry model at Melbourne LEGO exhibition world famous toy manufacturer LEGO (LEGO) have been in car model has very high attainments. Previously have been introduced a few and true car lego model of the same size, such as RS F Renault and McLaren S sport car, etc. Recently, the size of a Toyota camry lego model was born! tRnSnrJ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
平安北京:
【套牌、超速、闯红灯 一月违章起,这辆保时捷栽了】伪造号牌,车后座上放着管制刀具,不遵守交通规则,超速闯红灯行驶,短短一个月的时间,这辆保时捷的违章记录违章数量达到余起。为了将这辆劣迹斑斑的保时捷轿车擒获,民警连续蹲守了三天。最终在顺义区的一个村子内将司机程某抓获。...全文: m.weibo
[The deck, speeding and running red lights in January, in violation of the porsche planted 】 forged plate, controlled knives lying on the back seat, do not obey the traffic rules, overspeed driving through a red light, just a month of time, the number of records of illegal the porsche to achieve more. In order to move the abuses of porsche captured, civilian police waiting for three consecutive days. Finally in shunyi district to drivers caught cheng within a village. ... The full text m. eibo]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
微博搞笑排行榜:
男生恋爱时必须要知道的几个小常识[doge]
[The boy fall in love must want to know a few common sense [doge]]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
薛蛮子:
回复@lamxxO_O没有@lamxxO_O薛先生有投资万象交易所吗
[Reply @ lamxxO_O no @ lamxxO_O Xue Xiansheng have all investment exchange]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
优酷:
#电视剧美好生活#要论本剧的“戏精”担当,贾小朵可能要高票当选了。无论是被困电梯的手足无措,还是酒后的蜜汁表白,亦或是与人吵架时的火冒三丈,都可以说是“戏精”本精了。友情提示:耳机用户高能预警[并不简单]
tRnoXae
[# # show a better life thesis scene of the play bear, jia small flowers may be high ticket was elected. Regardless of whether they are trapped in the elevator, or drink the honey, or quarrel with people fire emit three zhangs, all can be said to be the essence of the essence of play. Helpful hints headphones user high-energy warning [] are not simple < br > tRnoXae]
猫扑:
跟风
[Follow suit]
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冷笑话精选:
没错,是我本人了[二哈]
[Yes, I am [two ha]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
薛蛮子:
又飞了。十小时后见。新加坡吾来也
[Fly again. See you after ten hours. I come to Singapore also]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
小野妹子学吐槽:
哈哈哈啊再也不怕水逆了!再看到说自己水逆的就把#消除者联盟#甩到ta脸上就行了#向消除,水逆退散# [haha][haha][haha]
[Ha ha ha never afraid of the mercury retrograde! To see that water regurgitation of the # to eliminate his league # # to jilt to ta face went to eliminate, water regurgitation fading # (haha) (haha) (haha)]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【成都交警:#车顶放玩偶违法# 下周起一律罚款扣分】日,成都交警对车顶上安装了蜘蛛侠、超人、僵尸等玩偶的行为进行整治。下周一开始,成都交警将按照《道法》等相关规定,对此类在驾车过程中有其它妨碍安全行车的违法行为,进行罚款元、记分的处罚。安全隐患详解→tRnoXHOe
[The chengdu police # # the roof put doll illegal next week will be a fine points 】, the chengdu police installed on the roof spiderman, superman, zombie dolls behavior. Next week to start with, the chengdu police will be in accordance with the tao and other relevant provisions, on the other obstruction in the process of driving the illegal behavior of safe driving, fine yuan, score of punishment. Safe hidden trouble, rounding - tRnoXHOe]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
优酷:
你们的热巴终于来了!!! @Dear-迪丽热巴 晚上点将在优酷星球星驾到和大家聊天@星球星驾到 @优酷星球 @电视剧烈火如歌,听说这次签名照只有一张,小编先去占位置了! #电视剧烈火如歌# ,链接直通车→:tRnXiuzP [舔屏]
[The heat of your finally!!!!!! @ Dear - Dillon in youku at hot the night star star star girl chat with you @ star! @ @ youku planet TV series fire such as song, heard that the signature according to only have a small make up to occupy position first! # # series fire such as song, link express - > tRnXiuzP [lick screen]]
优酷:
【今日#优酷联播#】
⃣️,谢娜晒童年旧照,大眼睛超可爱[可爱]
⃣️,小鱼儿穿睡衣跳舞,浑身是戏[哈哈]
⃣️,惠若琪宣布将于月日在北京与男友举办婚礼[鼓掌]
⃣️,《人民的名义》续集将拍,聚焦金融反腐国企改革[good]
[【 today # # youku broadcast 】 < br > ⃣ ️, uproot shayna bask in childhood is old photo, super cutelovely big eyes < br > ⃣ ️, little fish dance wearing pajamas, covered in play (ha ha) < br > ⃣ ️, HuiReQi announced on June in Beijing with her boyfriend wedding [applause.] < br > ⃣ ️, in the name of the peoples sequel to clap, focusing on financial anti-corruption soe reform [good]]
新浪汽车:
震了!十代雅阁来了!看看它能召唤你兜儿里的币吗?[doge]#购车帮帮忙#
[The earthquake! Tenth generation accord come! Look at it can summon you pockets of money? [doge] # # car to help]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷:
#飞虎之潜行极战# 解码飞虎第四弹[舔屏]作为破获警局棘手大案的最强外挂,UC都有一段非常独特的“卧底心路”[并不简单]优秀的UC都是孤独的,“精分”少不了,“演技”必须好,看得优酷君欲罢不能直呼“烧脑”!月日晚八点,警界的cosplay大佬等你来[来]tRnSkBR
[# # of the flying tigers stealth war extremely decoding of the flying tigers play [lick screen] as a major difficult cases of most plugins have police, UC has a very unique moments undercover [] are not simple good UC is lonely, no pure, acting must be good, to see youku jun can call brain burning! At eight o clock on Saturday night, police cosplay bosses to wait for you to [to] tRnSkBR]
一块去旅行:
制香的过程真是赏心悦目
[The process of making incense is feast for the eyes]
我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:
微博搞笑排行榜:
#三块广告牌#原来还能这么玩,我也来三句话说一个焕新的故事,.电影院偶遇前任 .低头发现 穿着和他一起时买的衣服 .散场 直奔商场
[Three billboard # # originally can play, so I also to three other words an hwan new story, the former cinema encounter. Bowed their heads and found in with him to buy clothes. Over Straight to the mall]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
猫扑:
【#女子患怪病年挥霍多万# 年内买玛莎拉蒂办数十张美容卡】黄英年患上双相情感障碍后,不理性消费和外借款项达多万,仅年月,她累计借出笔款项共计万。她对于自己有异乎寻常的自信,觉得自己能够挣大钱,丧失判断能力,变得爱花钱,不管有钱没有钱,贷款也要花钱。”心理专...全文: m.weibo
[【 spending more than # # woman with strange disease years years buy maserati dozens Zhang Meirong card 】 Huang Yingnian after suffering from bipolar disorder, not to rational consumption and borrowing up to more than money, only years, she has lent the sum total of all things. She has an unusual for confidence, feel they can earn big money, judgment, become love to spend money, whatever rich without money, loan to also want to spend money. Special psychological... The full text m. eibo]
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微博位置:
🙏🙏🙏祈福希望平安!
[🙏🙏🙏祈福希望平安!]
发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo
小野妹子学吐槽:
从跟着我转发、并同时关注我和@小野咖啡ono 的粉中抽两位,平分红包!明后天欢迎来店里玩哈~
[Forward from following me, and at the same time pay attention to my and @ two ono ono coffee powder in the smoke, divide the red envelopes! Hope to play ha ~ welcome to store]
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汽车之家:
这价格不错,准备来一辆[坏笑]
[This is good price, ready to a [laugh]]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
南方都市报:
【非洲孩子学计算机:没有电脑,老师用粉笔画出界面和鼠标[心]】非洲加纳一所学校条件贫困,没有电脑,这位老师索性把电脑界面一笔一笔画在黑板上,给孩子们上信息技术课。他说:“我们生活在计算机时代。我希望我的学生掌握必要的技能,才能和城市里的学生竞争。”梨视频tRnXJGnz
[[African children learn computer no computer, teachers with chalk to draw the interface and mouse [heart]] Africa Ghana a poor school conditions, no computer, the teacher can simply take the computer interface to a stroke on the blackboard, the information technology for the children. He said we are living in the computer age. I want my students to master the necessary skills, in order to compete with the students in the city. Pear video tRnXJGnz]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
Origins悦木之源:
互动有奖|让肌肤稳定零状况,也让你安心无负担的灵芝水,你最爱ta的什么效果呢?是“仙草”灵芝的内修护?还是神奇沙棘的外安抚?在月日前转发评论此微博并带Tag#倒数三秒 Be strong#,分享你对灵芝系列产品的试用体验,和你偏爱ta的理由吧~ 我们将抽三位各送出灵芝精华水一瓶!
[Interactive prize | let skin stable zero state, also let you peace of mind without the burden of ganoderma lucidum water, do you love ta what effect? Is the bone ganoderma lucidum in repair? Or magical seabuckthorn calm outside? By month and bring forward to comment on the weibo Tag# three seconds from bottom Be strong#, share your trial experience of ganoderma lucidum series products, and the reason why you prefer ta ~ we will take three send ganoderma extract water bottle! ]
Origins悦木之源:有人只见植物草木;我们却见突破万物;你会看见悦目肌肤!
青年时报:
【突发!岁男孩体育场路上被轧车底,路人联手抬车救援!】今天下午点半,时报热线接到读者报料:体育路上有一个孩子被车轧了,情况不乐观。事发地点位于体育场路与永天路交叉口,时报记者赶到时,现场还围着不少市民,受伤的孩子已经被送往医院抢救。一辆黑色本田SUV停在路边,市民说,这就...全文: m.weibo
[【 emergency! Old boy stadium was rolling car on the road, passers-by to lift car rescue!] This afternoon, at half past times hotline received reader source sports has a children crushed by a car on the road, situation is not optimistic. The site located at the junction of stadium road and the days, times reporter arrived, the scene also around many people, injured child was taken to hospital. A black Honda SUV parked, residents say, this is... The full text m. eibo]
新闻热线: 工作沟通、广告合作请联系微信:Alex
小野妹子学吐槽:
#天线宝宝是男孩还是女孩#,根据他们的身材和眼神来看,我觉得是四个肥宅。
[# # antenna baby is boy or girl, according to their size and eyes to see, I think its four fat curtilage. ]
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猫扑:
【白如雪!樱花下汉服美少女翩翩起舞】月日,南京林业大学樱花大道上,近百株樱花烂漫盛开,数名女大学生身着素色汉服,人花相映,翩翩起舞,还有一些学生在旁边油彩写生。据悉,这是家居学院在南林大生态文化节中的一个节目:汉服文化与现代设计的相遇。tRnSuVj
[[as white as snow! Hanfu dance beautiful girl 】 under the cherry blossom month day, nanjing forestry university cherry blossom avenue, close to plant cherry blossom flourishes in full bloom, the number of female college students, dressed in a plain coloured hanfu, people spend set each other off, dancing, and some students beside paints paint from life. It is reported, this is to live in college in a show of the ecological culture festival mass organizations na Lin has greatly hanfu culture and modern design. tRnSuVj]
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优酷:
#晓说# 萌大叔樊建川说起话来,高晓松也是插不进去话啊,本期《晓说》各种高潮,都是樊建川找到文物,证明小日本鬼子的战争罪行的。樊建川上瘾一样收“破烂”,到底是为了啥啊?看到节目中各种激动的表情,还是很感动,因为看到一种血性吧!
tRnozPO
[# # xiao said uncle MOE FanJianChuan speaks, gao is not in words, this all sorts of orgasm, xiao said are FanJianChuan find relics, prove that small Japans war crimes. FanJianChuan addictive as junk, is for the sake of what? See shows a variety of emotional expression, or very touched, because I saw a bloody! < br > tRnozPO]
蔡依林:
專輯別趕了,身體健康最重要
[Album dont drive, a healthy body is the most important]
新浪汽车:
#交通万象# 这侧方停车看着真着急,有没有老司机来给指挥下[允悲] tRnSjzdK
[# parking traffic vientiane # this side looking at really anxious, do you have any old drivers to command and allow sad tRnSjzdK]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
小野妹子学吐槽:
是我本人[doge]
[Is my [doge]]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
ZAKER:
自拍五分钟,修图半小时?听说好看的人都喜欢自然的自拍,隔壁的基友@Camera 上线了款自然女神同款妆容,快来试试,看看能不能爱上镜头里自然的自己!加话题#自拍更自然#转发微博,@ 出你心中的自然女神,.我们将选出个小可爱,送出熊猫叶草本牙膏套盒一份。 tRnoVQ
[Take five minutes, half an hour? Heard that good-looking people like natural self-time, next to the gay friends @ Camera paragraphs launched the goddess of nature with makeup look, come and try, and see if I can fall in love with the lens in the nature of yourself! Add topic # # take more natural forwarding microblogging, @ the goddess of nature, in your heart. We will choose a small and lovely, send out a panda leaf herbal toothpaste boxes. tRnoVQ]
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