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微博搞笑排行榜：
评论留下一个你感兴趣的话题。让陌生人陪你聊聊。如果聊得来，就加ta关注呗。[吃瓜] (说不定有缘份呢 )
[Leave a comment you topics of common interest. Let strangers chat with you. If you talk, and bai ta attention. [eat the melon] (perhaps is the fate?)]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

央视新闻：
【美国为何掀起“贸易战”？#央视新闻微直播#为你解读】当地时间日，在美国对进口钢铝征收高额关税生效同时，特朗普依据“调查”，宣布对中国进口商品征收亿美元关税。今天，中国商务部宣布反制措施。“调查”究竟是什么？对中美两国百姓有何影响？看↓(央视记者王威)tRnoRWa .
[【 why the United States has trade war? # # micro CCTV news broadcast for you interpret 】, local time, in the United States aluminum tariffs on imported steel to take effect at the same time, according to the survey trump, announced a $tariff on Chinese imports. Today, Chinas commerce ministry announced the countermeasures. What exactly is a survey? Have any influence on the people in China and the United States? See the left (CCTV reporter majesty) tRnoRWa.]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

马思纯：
你真难得那么淑女[微笑]
[You are so rare that lady [smiles]]

一花一世界，一树一菩提。

回忆专用小马甲：
一只重达斤体型足以挑战大橘的胖喵，主人为了让它瘦下来也是煞费苦心……[允悲]
tRnoYrh
[A weighing catties body fat enough to challenge the big orange meow, owners take great pains to make it thin is also... [allow sad] tRnoYrh]

《愿无岁月可回头》

阿兰喵：
明天就是猫咖正式开业的大吉之日！👏
准备了很多明信片还有纯手写代金券等你来摸獎！最最最重要的是每桌客人都送老板娘做的甜品试吃！就在本周六周日我们等你来哦！
外地的朋友也不要干看着啦点zan这条挑位平分块💰mua～
[Tomorrow is officially opened the cat cafes fine day! 👏
准备了很多明信片还有纯手写代金券等你来摸奖！ The most is the most important thing Each table for guests to the wife of shop-owner do dessert try! Well be waiting for you on Saturday Sunday to oh!
外地的朋友也不要干看着啦点zan这条挑位平分块💰mua～ ]

美妆店：兰喵的日常🌸 合作邮箱：@qq

最神奇的视频：
这就是要生二胎的原因[心] tRnojPDJ
[This is the reason why want to have two children tRnojPDJ [heart]]

视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，

当时我就震惊了：
华晨宇在《歌手》表演经典歌曲《假行僧》，也是唱出了自己的心境，这个表演真的非常厉害了，完完全全在释放自己的情绪，现场的观众都被惊呆了！ tRnolyFz
[Brilliance yu in the classic song singer performance false line monk, and sing their own state of mind, the performance is very bad, complete the release of their emotions, the scene of the audience were shocked! tRnolyFz]

深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

舒畅：
纽约街头一只兔[耶]
[The streets of New York a rabbit [and]]

工作联系qiqiqiqi@sina

赵奶奶风水命理：
点赞，明后天有好事发生。 #祈福许愿#
[Thumb up, hope to have good things happen. Blessing of # # vows]

干了年命理的老奶奶，可添加微信为你答疑解惑

张予曦：
I miss u[心]
[I miss u [heart]]

工作邀约请邮箱：@qq

熊梓淇：
#二十四小时# 在这里我要澄清一件事情
虽然你们总说我的笑声很魔性
但其实我是很腼腆的[doge]
“中华小曲库”要变身“中华答题王”了tRnoQlKj
看我如何“守株待兔”[笑而不语]
[# # hours here I want to clarify one thing although you always said I laugh very ones but actually I am very shy [doge] Chinese song library to become king of the Chinese answer the tRnoQlKj see me how to willing [smiling without a word]]

工作联系：周室长 hao@lingyumedia （非诚勿扰）

优酷：
#看歌手来优酷#华晨宇假行僧一琴一人一首歌，花花@华晨宇yu 再次突破界限的改编，赋予崔健的《假行僧》以全新的生命。这是一场演唱上的冒险，这是一次发现自我的实验，花花的歌手精神令人折服！
tRnolciE
[# # the singer to youku brilliance yu one false line monk a piano song, flower flower @ brilliance yu yu to break through the boundaries of adaptation, again give cui jian monk false line in a whole new life. This is a singing on the adventure, this is the time that the experiment of self, flower flower spirit of singer convincing! tRnolciE]

堂妈小厨：
堂妈的韩式炒杂菜
材料：菠菜，豆芽，胡萝卜，香菇，牛里脊肉，粉条，大蒜、葱片
调料：料酒、生抽、食盐、淀粉、胡椒粉、米醋

做法：
.清洗蔬菜，胡萝卜去皮切成细丝，香菇去蒂，切成薄片。菠菜切成段。鸡蛋两的打散后加入一些淀粉，平底锅抹点油，鸡蛋摊成蛋饼，再切成丝备用。
.煮粉条：水滚开后
[Hall mama of Korean Fried mixed vegetables material spinach, bean sprouts, carrot, mushroom, sirloin, vermicelli, garlic sauce, onion slices cooking wine, soy sauce, salt, starch, some pepper, rice vinegar, , wash vegetables, peel and cut into filaments, carrots, mushrooms to tiffany, sliced. Spinach is cut into pieces. Egg after two scatter some starch, pan with some oil, eggs stand into egg cake, then cut into wire and set aside. . Cooked vermicelli water after get the hell out of here]

堂妈是个全职妈妈，职业就是母亲和妻子。自己觉得其实幸福很简单，就是和爱的人一起吃顿饭，吃饭的意义不在乎吃的是什么，只在乎和谁一起吃！

魏大勋：
#二十四小时# tRnolBVN ， @浙江卫视二十四小时终于当上了队长的我，是不是点首《好日子》送给自己[害羞] 我和乐哥@余文樂自创的“颠锅舞”也即将上线，虽然我们不在一队了，但你依然是我最爱的乐哥[笑而不语]ps：咦，谁把我的衣服弄脏了？[允悲]
[# # tRnolBVN twenty-four hours, @ zhejiang satellite TV for hours I finally became a captain, isnt it points shy I first good day give yourself happy elder brother @ shawn yue made-up top pot dance is set to online, although we not in a team, but you still is my favorite music brother [smiling without a word] ps yi, who has taken my clothes get dirty? [allow sad]]

工作请联系：weidx@vip.qq

大罗的宿舍：
舌尖上的锅盔...tRnojzc
[On the tip of the tongue GuoKui... tRnojzc]

我想要什么就做什么

恋与制作人：
各位制作人好，看到大家对今天更新的“小时挑战”有很多疑问，我正在爆肝准备新系统的通关小技巧，稍后会发在微博上。
PS 这里是新来的官博小哥，希望能和大家多多交流
[Good producer, see everybody to update hour challenge today there are a lot of questions, I am going to prepare a new system of customs clearance tips, later will send on twitter. PS here is the new official Po little elder brother, hope to be able to communicate with everyone]

超现实恋爱经营手游—《恋与制作人》。边江、阿杰、夏磊、吴磊、柿原彻也、小野友树、平川大辅和杉田智和倾情演绎，众多顶级画师精心绘制，欢迎体验！

湖南卫视歌手：
【#歌手#直播】第三次演唱过的歌曲《假行僧》，@华晨宇yu 依然能够体现与以往全然不同的内涵与境界，真正做到了“独树一帜，自成一派”。单件乐器撑起的音乐空间、自弹自唱的裸声演唱、光脚黑袍返璞归真的着装，三重极致表达共创“华式极简风”，令人起鸡皮疙瘩的清洌氛围与穿插其中独有的冷笑式高能
[For the third time # # singer live 】【 singing a song of false line monk, @ brilliance yu yu can still reflect the connotation and realm of completely different, truly a unique, sui generis. Single instrument hold up music space, since the play and sing of naked singing, light foot black robes to return uncut jade to put in dress, triple extreme expression create type minimalist China wind, a goose bumps QingLie atmosphere and unique color the sneer at high energy]

年月日起，《歌手》守初心，再出发！

噗嗤大叔：
这世界欠我一个这样的老公！
[The world owes me a husband! ]

合作推广加qq ：（噗嗤大叔商务）公眾號：朱门大叔（ID：ouba ）

钱府：
赞我，并同时关注@红壹和我@钱府
摸一位送.，明天就开！
[Praise me, and at the same time focus on red one and I @ @ money to touch a send., and then open tomorrow! ]

微博知名送钱博主

每天教你学做菜：
十种越吃越瘦的水果吃货们收了～
[ the more you have, the more thin fruit The version has ~]

爱美食，爱生活，分享美食作法，分享美食资讯.合作qq

人民日报：
春天花开沁人心脾，教你种花草素材，做手抄报手账插画都用得上！你那里都开了哪些漂亮的花呢？（小样卡通画）tRntNVX
[Spring flowers refreshing, you kind of flowers and plants, do hand copies out the newspaper account illustrations are used! You are on what a beautiful flower? TRntNVX (small kind cartoons)]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

我是肥志：
#如果历史是一群喵# 一场暴雨引发的血案（求转评赞）
[# # if history is a group of meow a storm caused by the attack (a review praise)]

萌想文化创始人兼脸萌科技合伙人

YouTube精选：
【中国院士张弥曼获颁“世界杰出女科学家奖”：这段致辞令人唏嘘】昨天，中科院院士张弥曼在巴黎联合国教科文组织总部获颁年度“世界杰出女科学家奖”，并用英文在现场致辞，她说要感谢自己的女儿“在她只有一个月大的时候，我把她交给了她的奶奶（外婆），当她再次跟我时，已是岁了，但是她对此
[【 Chinese academician Zhang Miman was awarded the outstanding female scientists in the world award the speech sorry 】 yesterday, academician of Chinese academy of sciences Zhang Miman UNESCO headquarters in Paris was awarded the annual award for outstanding female scientists in the world, and English speech at the scene, she said thanks to her daughter when she was only a month old, I took her to her grandmother (grandma), when she with me again, is old, but she has]

合作QQ：微博小号：@波咕鸡

衣锦夜行的燕公子：
非常尴尬！我家在重新铺水管，从厕所拉了一根电线出去，厕所门就关不严。结果我刚刚上厕所，猫二话不说给我把门立刻推开，推的非常开。我就坐在马桶上和民工师傅面对面。
我很尴尬，又不能光着屁股起来关门，师傅也很尴尬，他也不知道要不要过来帮我关门。我男朋友正好下楼去买烟了。我只能说：师傅麻
[Very embarrassed! My home in laying the pipe again, pulled out a wire from the toilet, toilet door shut up is lax. I just go to the toilet, the cat word immediately opened the door for me, pushing very open. I sat on the toilet and migrant workers teacher face to face. I am very embarrassed, can not be naked again shut down, the teacher also very embarrassed, he dont know, would you like to come and help me close the door. My boyfriend just went downstairs to buy cigarettes. I can only say teacher ma]

世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。

张凯毅KEVIN：
hi～我来了tRnolTWQ（下载App->tRQZfuu）
[Hi ~ Im coming tRnolTWQ (download App - > tRQZfuu)]

抖音：zkaiyi_ 美拍：zkaiyi_

财主小姐姐：
今天我要承包你一个月的早餐。一顿可以吃饱吧，天一共块。一定要把关注点赞都点上，.开，没错就是明天[ok]
[Today I want to contract your breakfast for a month. One meal can eat, a total piece of heaven. Must focus all point,., yes is tomorrow [ok]]

钱我有的是，只希望能买来你的开心。

余文樂：
#二十四小时# “樂哥你想吃甜品嗎？”……“我想吃盤子”。tRnoloUR ， @浙江卫视二十四小时反套路我也懂。✌️
[# # hours happy elder brother would you like some dessert? ...... I want to eat the dishes. TRnoloUR, @ zhejiang satellite TV for hours The routines I also understand. ✌ ️]

一個嗜好太多能力太小的普通人

全球时尚：
#Kendall Jenner# 身材好是一种怎样的体验？[摊手]
[# Kendall Jenner# has a good figure is a kind of what kind of experience? [stand hand]]

分享时尚的生活态度、传递新鲜热门的时尚资讯，综合国际视野、潮流创意，从衣、食、住、行塑造你的时尚神经。个人微信ID：slzd

我的前任是极品：
没错
[Thats right]

【人生在世，总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任！！私信我！晒出来吧！！】

澎湃新闻：
【暖闻｜杭州岁老人背弯如弓，深夜拾荒资助寒门大学生】每到晚上点，住在杭州市潮鸣街道的老人王坤森都会出门拾荒，一直干到第二天凌晨三四点。有时他一晚可以捡满两车废品，有时捡了一晚上却还卖不到元。就是在这样一点一滴的积累下，王坤森以每年元的“承诺”，资助了一名困难大学生长达四
[【 warm smell | hangzhou - year - old man bowed back, the night of scavengers funding impoverished college students 】 every night, tide sound streets of the old man lived in hangzhou Wang Kunsen will go out of scavengers, dry until three to four in the morning the next day. Sometimes he can pick up the night with the car, sometimes picking up still less than yuan a night. Is in such a little bit of accumulation, Wang Kunsen commitments yuan a year, paid for a difficult college students for up to four]

有内涵的时政新媒体

饭统戴老板：
一些擅长选股的投资人，每次发生什么宏观大事儿，都被吓得屁滚尿流，以为天要塌了，其实事后回头看，那些破事跟重仓的公司几乎一点儿关系都没有，没几个月就都涨回去了。只有那些在暴跌中毫不动摇的基金经理，抱紧仓位波澜不惊，客户怎么威胁也不减仓，最终熬过低谷赚到大钱，给自己买最贵最好的轮椅。
[Each time, some are good at picking stocks investors what macro big deal, have been spooked, thought that the sky is falling, actually look back later, those who break things almost has nothing to do with heavy warehouse company, didnt go up a few months back. Only the unwavering fund managers in the crash, hold positions are calm, customers how to threat or underweight, ultimately through trough to earn big money, buy the most expensive best wheelchair. ]

当地一个比较有趣的人

张大奕eve：
感叹过去的自己太年轻[二哈]
活在当下买买买[可爱]
[Lament the past oneself too youngsecond, live in the moment to buy buy buycute]

不缺钱不缺德以分享为准绳赚钱为目的上新前会刷屏的小小私服缔造者大姨（奕）妈就是我$_$ 不接受任何关于错别字的批平和逾法

苏芩：
最孝顺的孩子，往往最不受父母待见。生活中，父母最疼爱的往往是最不争气的那一个，被偏爱的有恃无恐，越不被待见的反而越想好好表现博取疼爱。——越被忽略越想极力讨好，这几乎可以用来阐述每一种感情，不仅仅是亲情，也包括爱情。
[Most dutiful children, often from their parents. Life, parents most love are often the most disappointing that a is prefer to hide, the more will not be on the want to have a good performance to gain more instead of love. -- trying to curry favor with the more be ignored more, it can be used to almost every kind of feelings, not just love, including love. ]

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