2018年3月6日星期二

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冷笑话精选:
    想象力可以的[笑cry]@万事屋纸纸酱嘻嘻 看得我真滴过瘾@影视安利君妈耶。。。窒息了@娱乐大魔王这个设定带感[喵喵]@manuscri紫色魅woc脑补后有点暗爽?!!
[The [laugh cry] @ all the house of imagination can paper paper jam hee hee I got really drops enough @ film amway jun ma... Choked @ entertainment archenemy taking sense [meow] this set @ manuscri purple incarnate woc imagine after a little dark cool? !!!!!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:白酒大多透明瓶,为什么茅台酒是乳白瓶?》白酒大多透明瓶,为什么茅台酒是乳白瓶?灯红酒绿--市场上,各类白酒种类万千,瓶体也是千姿百态。而在这之中,大部分都是透明的玻璃tREHfJIQ ​
[Published the post reprinted liquor most transparent bottle, why maotai is milky white bottle? Liquor is mostly transparent bottle, why maotai is milky white bottle? Species diversity, flashing lights -- on the market, all kinds of liquor bottles is also various. And in this, most of them are transparent glass tREHfJIQ]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:每股将近元,“神股”茅台为什么比五粮液贵倍?》每股将近元,“神股”茅台为什么比五粮液贵倍?原创--陈世敏中欧国际工商学院国酒茅台不仅在餐桌上受到喜tREHfJv ​
[Published the post reprinted nearly yuan per share, stock god why times expensive than wuliangye maotai? Nearly yuan per share, stock god why times expensive than wuliangye maotai? Original - Chen Shimin China Europe international business school in Chinese wine maotai is not only by xi tREHfJv at the dinner table]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选:
    敢不敢留下你小名外号的缩写,让大家猜一猜你小名外号叫什么,猜对的就勾搭一下吧[doge] ​
[Dare to dare not to leave your nickname nickname, let you guess whats your nickname nicknames, guess right, you can hook up with it [the doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

汽车之家:
    #夜福利#取悦少数派,斯巴鲁力狮~ ​
[Welfare # # night please the minority, subaru lion ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

卢健生:
    居然还有这种操作[二哈]
[Had the operation ,]

Z CAM, CEO

ZAKER:
    【一架俄罗斯运输飞机在叙利亚坠毁 人遇难】 据外媒,一架俄罗斯运输飞机在位于叙利亚的俄罗斯空军基地坠毁,机上名乘客和名机组人员全数遇难。 tREHHU ​
[【 a Russian transport plane crashed in the Syrian people have been killed in 】 according to foreign media, a Russian transport plane crashed in the Russian air force base in Syria, killing all passengers and crew members on board. tREHHU]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

但斌:
    @东方教主:炒概念,炒题材,割韭菜,经历了这么多次的股灾,人们还是赌性不改,一茬接一茬!短短几年来,炒作重组,炒作互联网➕,炒作VR,炒作完了,亏完了,全部辱骂证监会,是证监会逼着谁去买吗?无底线无节操的狂炒后,变成黑木耳以后,弃之…@港股通AiH#中港通数据# 原来独角兽多过叫兽
[@ Oriental hierarch Fried concept, fry, cut chives, crash after so many times, people are still gambling doesnt change, crop after crop! In just a few years, hype restructuring, hype ➕, Internet hype VR, hype over, finished, all abused CSRC, the CSRC force who go to buy? No bottom line no moral integrity of hyping, become black fungus, abandon... @ hong tong AiH# kong tong data # unicorns than original call beast]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @六国虹@笙南国zz@陈善昂@鄣北散木:
[@ the six rainbow @ sheng austral zz @ Chen Shanang @ Zhang north spread wood]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @樊建川理解万岁。@巡航日志以舵爷的身手,一般的恶狗怕是咬不到您。我觉得,能咬到舵爷的,多半是一只不吭不哈,摇头乞尾的土狗,让人没有戒备之心,突然来一口
[@ FanJianChuan long live understanding. @ cruise log with rudder ye, general dogs cant even bite you. I think, can bite to the rudder ye, mostly not only not ha, begging the tail soil dog shook his head, let a person not on the heart, suddenly to a bite]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @热爱游钓又打输了[允悲],群众要求的就一定是正确的吗?维稳思路是不是要调整一下了@韩广斌 呵呵,背后都有势力,乡下常态
[@ love sport fishing again lostallow sad, people require to be in the right? Stability thinking whether to adjust the @ Han Guangbin Ha ha, there are forces, the norm in the country]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷:
    手握多座奥斯卡影帝奖杯的美国老戏骨西恩·潘,为了给小演员配戏,在最冷的旧金山冬天全湿身,不出镜也要按剧情演绎角色。是怎样的动力驱使他如此这般?来听雯丽女神大爆料,围观#窦文涛圆桌派#看小金人的含量到底有多高。
tRETWVVc ​

[Hand more Oscar the old play bone Sean Penn, in order to give small actors to play, San Francisco, in the coldest winter all wet, not out of the mirror and according to the plot deduce role. What is the power drove him so? Listen to Vivian li goddess full disclosure, # # onlookers holding round table sent to see how high concentrations of an Oscar statuette. < br > tRETWVVc]

猫扑:
    机智妈妈破解面部识别套路:只要我表情够丰富,你就别想得逞tREjtax (松鼠视频) ​
[Mother wit crack facial recognition routines as long as I look rich enough, you dont want to succeed tREjtax (squirrel video)]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

新浪汽车:
    #日内瓦车展##日内瓦车展#【日内瓦车展探馆:福特KA+ Active】日内瓦车展,福特KA+ Active 的外观内饰均进行了调整,将在年内上市。外观方面,新车采用了全新的设计风格,增加了环绕车身的黑色小包围、黑色轮眉和银色前后护板,车身升高mm。动力方面,新车配备了.L汽油和.T柴油两种...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # # # the Geneva motor show in Geneva motor show the Geneva motor show pavilion, the ford KA + Active 】 the Geneva motor show, ford KA + Active are adjusted, and the appearance of the interior will be listed in years. Appearance, new car USES the completely new design style, surrounded by increased around the body of the little black, black eyebrow and silver plate before and after, the body increases the mm. Power, is equipped with a new car. And L gasoline. Diesel two T... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

优酷:
    知识不怕冰封,只要有人讲解!月日#脑洞大开博物馆# @河森堡 带你穿越千年,解冻那些不为人知的神秘故事。转发收藏,要来看哦~~ ​
[Knowledge does not fear the frozen, as long as someone explain! June # @ # imaginative museum fort river, takes you through one thousand, thaw those unknown mystery stories. Forward collection, want to see oh ~ ~]

但斌:
    @雷颐 @任复兴..山西忻县军分区支持我们夺了地委专署权,因北京一再打压山西军区领导,一年后分区转向。当地驻军部队仍支持忻县区革委。双方都暗送对立两派武器。..开战,两天结束我方战胜对方逃亡。这是支我方部队,我参加在其团部召开的文攻武卫策划会议 tREYQpH
[@ LeiYi @ as Renaissance.. Xin county of Shanxi Province and the support we captured the prefectural party committee special rights, because Beijing has repeatedly on shanxi military leadership, partition to a year later. Still support the local garrison troops Xin county leather committee. Dark to send two opposites weapons on both sides. .. The war, the two end of the day we win. This is our troops, I join in the regimental headquarters, tapping tREYQpH maggie wu planning meeting]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    [心][鲜花]
[[heart] [a flower]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @水墨韵荷悲愤!
[@ water sides lotus indignation!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @盘蟹大王:我早說過,中國GDP增長迅速,跟國人的勤奮高效是分不開的,其中包括服務業營業到凌晨丶老頭老太幹活幹到老死丶馬路上急匆匆闖紅燈丶跑業務拉關係的一天要喝台酒丶老闆高管們深更半夜還在開會等等。 @一丁无为包括政府部门吗?
[@ disc king crab I told you, Chinas GDP growth is rapid, with diligence efficient is inseparable compatriots, including services business into the wee hours, interesting work to do to die of old age, they rush through a red light on the road, run to curry favor with the business day to drink machine, boss executives late at night in a meeting, and so on. @ yiding an include government department?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    [心][鲜花]
[[heart] [a flower]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @茅台ZAKA转发微博
[@ maotai ZAKA forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @羊总之花菜炒蟹资金都在扑向创业板与独角兽了@请用茅台酒干杯资金净流入不多。格力才多万,茅台万,美的万。资金都去打独角兽去了,小心打到灰犀牛
[@ sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab are pouncing on gem and unicorn @ please use maotai few cheers net inflows. Just more than gree, maotai, thousands of beauty. Money to go to dozen unicorn, careful rhino to ashes]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @侯安扬HF 全国社保基金理事会理事长楼继伟:预计房地产税立法草案今年将进入人大审议。
[@ Hou Anyang HF Lou jiwei, chairman of the council of the national social security fund property tax is expected to draft legislation this year will enter the National Peoples Congress for consideration.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

卢健生:
    刚刚TVB无线财经台播出,访问@盧安迪 同学的《升学无疆界》,把我家曝光了。[doge] tRJvKC ​
[刚刚TVB无线财经台播出,访问@盧安迪同学的《升学无疆界》,把我家曝光了。总督tRJvKC]

Z CAM, CEO

但斌:
    @曼巴小A[good]
[@ mamba small A [good]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @股道热肠也@blueagle@大内密探隆隆玖 转发微博
[@ good Joe fields is also @ blueagle @ ouchi rumbling forward nine weibo agent]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @Ponyyoung@执戟踏歌:三百多年后,人们只记住了火烧圆明园、南京大屠杀,鲜有提及扬州十日、嘉定三屠,并以康乾盛世为荣!历史,原本就是用来忘却的。
[@ Ponyyoung @ of ji extension more than three hundred years later, people only remember the burning yuanmingyuan, the nanjing massacre, mention of yangzhou three tu , jiading, and proud of high! In history, was originally used to forget.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @羊总之花菜炒蟹回复@茅台元真不算高[握手]@茅台元真不算高回复@羊总之花菜炒蟹羊总,当时我们两个死多头是共同经历过那段上元后磨人的过程的![哈哈][哈哈]
[@ sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab reply @ MAO tai yuan is not high to shake hands [] @ MAO tai yuan is really not high reply @ sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab, we were more than two death is common after that has grinding process! [ha ha] (ha ha)]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @羊总之花菜炒蟹回复@错土为香如果股价是元,就没有舆论风险了[泪]@错土为香现在舆论都在关注独角兽,感觉茅台的舆论风险似乎很少了@羊总之花菜炒蟹#理性平和论茅台+淡定从容爱茅台# 舆论风险,是茅台面临的最大风险?
[@ sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab @ wrong soil back into a fragrant if the share price is RMB, its no risk of public opinion [tears] @ wrong soil of public opinion is now focusing on unicorns, feeling maotai very little risk of public opinion seems to be the # @ sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab rational theory of peace love maotai maotai + detachment # risk of public opinion, is the biggest risk to the maotai?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @来自极地的海豹:步枪协会:歇歇吧,也不看看我们一年纳多少税给多少政治献金,禁枪?你能掏更多的钱出来吗?[doge]
[@ seal from the polar regions the rifle association rest yourself, also dont see how much we a year on how much tax political contributions, gun control? You can pay more money? [doge]]

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