TEST BY SENRSL: I said, you listen to the story, B station httpsspace. Bilibili#!Growth, is a constant feel onese

谷阿莫：
【谷阿莫】分鐘看完《@谷阿莫鳳梨酥》，這個鳳梨酥品牌由我歷時三年、傾家蕩產一手打造，真材實料品質保證，絕對好吃！當初要走烘焙業的不小心去說故事耽擱了一下，現在終於推出試營運啦，廢話不多說，先來一波回饋，請這三年來支持我的朋友們吃，我會在轉發這則貼文的朋友裡抽出人，送你一份谷阿
[Minutes watching the valley amo 】【 @ valley amor pineapple cakes, this pineapple cakes brand by my pants off built over a period of three years, and real quality assurance, absolutely delicious! Had to go the bakery industry are not careful to delay the story, now finally launched operation, please donate said, first come a wave of feedback, the past three years, please support my friends to eat, I will forward the pulled the man posts friend and send you a valley]

我說故事，你聽故事，B站：httpsspace.bilibili#!

思想聚焦：
数学里有个温柔霸道的词：有且仅有。[心]
[Bullying in mathematics has a tender words the one and only. [heart]]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ

国民老岳父公：
酒鬼马上都四岁了，我到现在才发现这个货是个对眼[允悲]
[Drunkard immediately are four years old, I found that the cargo is a cross-eyed [allow sad]]

微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq

张新成：
非常符合我每天早上的状态了
[The very accord with me every day in the morning]

中戏音乐剧，北京舞蹈学院附中级歌舞班工作联系：zxc_office@

英国报姐：
一位奶奶的人生智慧[doge]
[A grannys life wisdom [doge]]

国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
北京安立路附近的老年电动车，你们感受一下。。。[衰][衰][衰][跪了][跪了][跪了]（图转自网友）
[Beijing road went near the old electric cars, you feel... [failure] [failure] [failure]] [kneeling] [kneeling] [kneeling (figure from Internet)]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

韩东君ElvisHan：
一点灵感加一支与众不同的迷彩色抹茶巧克力双旋冰淇淋花筒@肯德基，就能记录下#迷彩诱惑#的春天! @陈瑶Sebrina 帅的人已经出门猎奇，你呢？tREXIxae
[A little inspiration and a distinctive camouflage maccha twin twist chocolate ice cream cylinder @ KFC, can record the # # camouflage temptation of spring! @ Chen yao Sebrina handsome to see people have to go out, and you? tREXIxae]

话剧《山楂树之恋》饰老三《无心法师》饰无心《大好时光》饰罗一洋仙五改编《云之凡》饰云凡邮箱 @qq 电话赵萌 --

梨视频：
【女生吃山东大葱被呛到流泪仍不放弃：室友的心意，流着泪也要咽下去[允悲]】一位山东同学开学返校为南方的室友带来了煎饼和大葱。同学吃后直呼太冲，但仍然拿着纸巾边流泪边吃，她说这是同学的心意，流着泪也要吃下去。[笑cry]BGM：如果这都不算爱~预备！起！@一手Video tRElnjz
[The girls eat leeks in shandong was choking tears still dont give up roommates intention, tears will swallow [allow sad]] an shandong classmate back-to-school brought the souths roommate pancakes and spring onion. Classmate call lr after eating, but still with a paper towel shed tears while eating, she said this is the heart of the classmate, also want to eat with tears. [laughing cry] BGM if this is not love ~ ready! Up! @ Video tRElnjz]

［视频报料邮箱］：yishou@pearvideo；［自媒体入驻网址］：pearvideojoin

回忆专用小马甲：
永远不要试图去了解一只小猫咪第五弹[笑cry]
tREYgGXM
[Dont ever try to understand a kitten play [laugh cry] tREYgGXM]

《愿无岁月可回头》

一支上上签：
光速，见到你牵挂的人
[The speed of light, to see the person you care]

是你的一支上上签

舒淇：
被後面的客人開關電視碰碰聲的 ,讓有恐機症的我一直被嚇 ⋯⋯也真不能全怪航空公司維護不好 , 而是身為客人的我們能好好的護公物嗎！！！[抓狂][抓狂][抓狂][抓狂] 飛機辛辛苦苦的無時無刻接載我們也是很累很操勞的咱們能有公德心對她好一點嗎[作揖][作揖][作揖]
[Touch switch TV sound is at the back of the guest, let have a fear of machine Ive been scared... And I cant blame the airlines maintenance is not good, but we can well protect the public property as a guest!!!!!! [mad] [mad] [mad] [mad] plane hard all the time the carrier we are also very tired very toil can we have any morality heart to her a bit better [bowing] [bowing] [bowing]]

心存善念惜福喔(o^,^o)~~

最神奇的视频：
据网友说，这是东北一人家，出门忘记关水了，回到家发现。。真的太惨了[允悲] tREYrtXd
[According to the net friend said, this is a family in northeast, go out forget to turn off the water, returned home found.. Really too badallow sad tREYrtXd]

视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，

倒吸一口凉气君：
最近东北一家人出门忘关水了，结果回到家后发现，瞬间懵逼了！[允悲] tREYeDJ
[Recently the northeast family go out forget to turn off the water, the results came home and found that meng force moment! [allow sad] tREYeDJ]

呆货一枚，爱分享各种好玩的！

这里是美国：
当外国的爱豆们知道了自己的中国粉丝们给自己起的中文外号时，都是怎样的反应？tRRtYPr @字幕精
[When foreign love bean know his Chinese fans for his Chinese nickname, what is the reaction? TRRtYPr @ subtitles fine]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu

魏妮妮Yanni：
突如其来
猝不及防
简单粗暴
留言🙋 抽⃣️位送气垫一个
点👍 抽⃣️位送💄一支
爱我吗[doge]
[突如其来
猝不及防
简单粗暴
留言🙋 抽⃣️位送气垫一个
点👍 抽⃣️位送💄一支
爱我吗[doge] ]

taobao： Santa Rita 老妮定制工作请联系：w_yanni@sina

小辫儿张云雷：
能从我眼里看到什么？[思考][思考][思考]
[Can see from my eyes? [thinking] [thinking] [thinking]]

经纪人：王俣钦联系电话：

Kakakaoo-：
我爸妈真的太可爱了！！！！！tREYkv（上#秒拍#看我的最新短视频，下载秒拍->tRjciXC）
[My parents really lovely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TREYkv (# # s clap on looking at my latest short video, download seconds - > tRjciXC)]

重庆妹儿💪👩♋️🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱♍️👨

小野妹子学吐槽：
昨天获得奥斯卡最佳化妆奖的辻一弘，读高中时手工课他的老师出题：“用一块木头能够做什么”。同学们做的都是木碗、木盘，他自己做了个“趴在纸箱上的蜣螂”...所以说是不是世界级人才，基本上十几岁就定局了[跪了]
[The Oscar for best makeup yesterday 辻 yihong, a high school handicraft class his teacher questions what can be done with a piece of log. The students do is wood, wood plate, he do it himself a dung beetle on the cartons... So it isnt a world class talent, basically teenage is said or done] [kneeling]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

抖音小锅锅：
一定哪里出现了问题[允悲]不然为啥别人的猫那么可爱，自己的猫光长了一身肌肉 tREYdqp
[Where there is a problem must be [allow sad] otherwise why others cat, so lovely, her cat light had long tREYdqp]

抖音最好玩的都在这里

草图君：
陈伟霆同学，你已经被广场舞圈盯上了。[笑cry]
[William classmate, you has been targeted by square dance circle. [laughing cry]]

一个得罪了半个娱乐圈的少年

JIN_阿金：
#阿金新品剧透# tREYrIZi

【今日福利】点赞+评论抽位送新品毛衣

❤️😌 四岁们来一起帮我为这款毛衣的四个颜色起好听的名呀😉 哪个颜色最适合你？
[笑而不语]选用清爽清爽棉纱为大家打造了这款慵懒范儿小毛衣🤗超适合春季凹造型的款式～✌🏻毛衣上带有精致的纯手工钩花条纹细节
[#阿金新品透露剧情# tREYrIZi

【今日福利】点赞+评论抽位送新品毛衣

❤️😌 四岁们来一起帮我为这款毛衣的四个颜色起好听的名呀😉 哪个颜色最适合你？
[笑而不语]选用清爽清爽棉纱为大家打造了这款慵懒范儿小毛衣🤗超适合春季凹造型的款式～✌🏻毛衣上带有精致的纯手工钩花条纹细节 ]

theonlyalice jgeneration.taobao Instagramxxalice_goldxx 工作联络 alice@theonlyalice

我们1班王悦微：
想做一本书，一本不一样的作文书，送给今年要毕业的孩子。书里会有一些我的作文教学随笔和记录，但更多的是这个班上孩子们的作文。嗯，这个主意不错吧？祝我成功[酷]
[What do you want to be a book, a book is not the same as documents sent to graduate this year. There will be some my composition teaching essays in the book and records, but more is the composition of the children in this class. Well, thats a good idea? Wish me success [cool]]

班主任

人民日报：
【政府工作报告怎么读？人民日报为你建了一座城！[憧憬]】年#全国两会#来啦，近万字政府工作报告怎么读？人民日报为你建了一座城。戳视频，进来看看↓↓tREYBQuU
[How the government work report read? The Peoples Daily for you to build a city! [hope]] # # years national annual come, nearly word how to read the government work report? The Peoples Daily for you built a city. Look at the left left tREYBQuU stamp video, come in]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

刘春：
从《三个广告牌》的排片看，这一届观众不行。
[From the three billboard row piece look, this session of the audience. ]

人民网：
【儿子租房车带母亲旅游：世界很大，我想带妈妈去看看[心]】春节前，河南南阳岁的李权夫妇租了辆房车，带着母亲从南阳开车到三亚沿途旅行，房车租金，出去总花费万左右，往返多公里。他说：世界很大，我想带妈妈去看看。@梨视频 tREoiy
[[son rent a vehicle travel the world is very big, I want to take my mom to see [heart]] before the Spring Festival, henan nanyang, Li Quan couple rented an rv, with mother drive from nanyang to travel along the sanya, car rental, out total cost around, miles back and forth. He said the world is very big, I want to take my mom to have a look. @ pear video tREoiy]

报道全球传播中国

蚂蚁视频：
土耳其冰淇淋被反杀合辑！
哈哈哈哈出来混迟早是要还的[笑cry] tREYdsP
[Turkish ice cream was being murdered the collection! sooner or later, ha ha ha ha come out to mix is also [laugh cry] tREYdsP]

每天都有新发现

头条新闻：
#春来了#【最全北京赏花攻略，错过再等一年！！！[微风]】早春三月，北京的花海美如仙境！奉上最全赏花攻略！网友：坐不住了摔键盘赏花去了！[太开心]转发扩散~[害羞]@你想一起去的人~Via：北京人不知道的北京事儿
[Most complete the # # the spring to 【 Beijing flowers strategy, miss wait a year!!! [wind]] in early spring in March, Beijing flowers and beautiful as fairyland! In the most comprehensive flowers strategy! Net friend sit still fall flowers went to the keyboard! Forward diffusion [quite happy] ~ [shy] ~ Via @ do you want to go people in Beijing dont know about Beijing]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

MusicWars：
网易云音乐和阿里音乐也互通版权了！！！

阿里音乐将滚石、S.M.、BMG等优质音乐版权转授给网易云音乐；同时，网易云音乐将天娱、爱贝克思（avex）、丰华、华研国际等优质音乐版权转授给阿里音乐。

网易云音乐经过了两次版权互通，或成最大赢家[doge]
[Netease cloud music and ali music also exchanged copyright!!!!!! ali music will roll stone, s.m, BMG re-delegate its high-quality music copyright such as netease cloud music; At the same time, netease cloud music will day entertainment, love the baker thought (avex) and forword re-delegate its high-quality music such as, China by international copyright music ali. netease cloud passed two music copyright exchange, the biggest winner or into [doge]]

娱乐评论

视频之家：
来感受一下漫威武替团队的身手，帅炸了！[酷]
tREYgCyx
[To feel the power for the teams skill, handsome burst! [cool] tREYgCyx]

知名搞笑幽默博主。商务洽谈QQ：

新京报：
#新京报两会直击#【人民日报：个税起征点并非提得越高越好】起征点的提升，无疑有助于中等收入群体的壮大，但值得重申的是，分好财富的蛋糕，起征点并非提得越高越好，而应在公平与效率的最优解处下刀。一方面，国家财政与个人财富之间需要平衡，国家财政是全面发展的重要保障，某种意义上讲，把税
[# # Beijing CPPCC seem to have hit the Peoples Daily not to mention the higher the threshold, the better 】 threshold, no doubt contribute to the growth of the middle-income groups, but it should be reiterated that good fortune of the cake, threshold, not to mention the higher the better, but should be in the equity and efficiency of the optimal solution under the knife. On the one hand, countries need to balance between financial and personal wealth, national finance is the important guarantee for comprehensive development, in a sense, the tax]

一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。

史上第一最最搞：
网友发帖曝光老公结婚前后变化，哈哈哈哈哈果然婚姻是养猪场吗！[doge]
[Netizen posted a husband changes before and after the wedding, ha ha ha ha ha sure marriage is a pig! [doge]]

从前有个人关注了我，然后Ta过上了幸福快乐的日子

冷笑话精选：
如何有效对待喜欢满地打滚的孩子？
社会上一部分喜欢闹的人，就是缺失这方面的教育[并不简单]tREYrWdi
[How to effectively treat like parts of children? part of the society make the person you like, is the lack of education in this regard is not a simple tREYrWdi]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

呆十三：
直到去世前还乐观地欣赏小哥哥，活到老酷到老的奶奶，喜欢了[二哈]
[Until also optimistic to enjoy little brother before he died, old and cool to the old grandmother, like the two ha] []