沉迷保健品的奶奶@贾玲 ，天天催早睡早起的妈妈@张小斐 ，总想多拿点零花钱的爸爸@何欢不瘦 ，都和优酷君的家人蜜汁相似[doge][doge]还有与亲人离别红了眼眶的魏大勋 ，除了颜值比不过大勋哥，其他简直就是优酷君本酷啦[二哈][二哈]#喜剧总动员# 战况最激烈之时，他们选择了最温柔的表达方式，上优...全文： m.weibo
[Beguiled by health care grandma @ Jia Ling, early to bed and early to rise makes mother @ Zhang Xiaofei reminders every day, always wanted to get some more pocket money father @ you not thin, and youku royal family honey similar [doge] [doge] with a loved one to leave the eyes red big wei schoenberg, in addition to the appearance level than but schoenberg elder brother, the other is youku jun this cooltwo ha ha] [two # # situation comedy story the most intense, they chose the most gentle expression, the optimum... The full text m. eibo]
南方都市报：【男子无证驾驶逃跑公里累瘫 警察：我天天跑公里】月日，湖北黄梅，一男子无证驾驶被查，接受处理时他突然逃跑，但只跑了公里就累瘫在地。追他的警察怒了：跑什么跑，我天天跑公里知不知道，就是跑公里也把你抓回来。梨视频tRQHD
[【 palsy police man escape kilometers tired driving without a license, I run every day kilometers] month day, hubei huangmei, a man was driving without a license, to accept the penalty when he suddenly flee, but running only kilometers tired collapsed to the ground. After his police nu run what run, I run every day kilometers know not to know, is run miles also hold you back. Pear video tRQHD]
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汽车之家：#家家海外谍照##现代i#【新平台打造 曝全新现代i低伪装谍照】 日前，有海外媒体曝光了一组全新现代i的低伪装谍照，其相比此前谍照中的测试车已经褪去了部分伪装。据悉，新车将采用全新平台进行研发，预计于年底或年初正式推向欧洲及韩国本土市场。tRQObprF
[# every overseas photos # # modern i# 【 new platform to build revealed new modern low disguised spy 】 I, with overseas media exposure a set of new modern I fake photos, low compared to the previous photos of test car has faded. The new car will adopt a new platform for research and development, is expected at the end of the year or early on the European and south Korean domestic market. tRQObprF]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：本期#喜剧总动员#迎来元老级人物@郭德纲 ，刚上场就火力全开各种“怼”，酷爱租西服的帅@沈腾 和化身观众整天笑哈哈的@宋小宝纯行货 [doge]就连@贾玲 都没躲过，秒变“祸害”逮谁都霍霍[捂脸]有了超强“嘴力”加盟，本期#喜总很酷#更是满屏笑点，根本停不下来啊！tRQOIg
[This # # comedy story for doyen @ guo degang, just play all various Dui, have a passion for rent a suit of handsome @ Shen Teng and incarnate the audience laugh all day @ Song Xiaobao pure trading [doge] didnt escape, even @ Jia Ling second as evil arrest anyone agains [his face] have a strong force of mouth, this # # xi always cool is full screen the punchline, dont stop! tRQOIg]
小米手机：#科技与艺术# 他是国际知名的天才摄影大师，他穷尽一生去追寻自己所理解的“美”，即便身体受到死亡威胁，他还是要继续拍。纪录片《小米·大艺术家》第二季，带你遇见艺术大师宫荒木经惟。tRQObVC
[# # he science and art is the genius of international famous master of photography, he end his life to pursue his own understanding of beauty, even if the body received death threats, he still want to continue to take. Documentary millet, great artist in the second quarter, with you meet art master GongHuang wood by only. tRQObVC]
探索黑科技，为发烧而生。
小野妹子学吐槽：请问有一位过敏的乘客举手申请换座时，有两个想挨着狗狗的举手报名了，这时如何pk呢！[doge]
[Do you have an allergy to passengers raised his hand and apply for a change, there are two hands want to close to the dogs registration, then how to pk! [doge]]
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微博搞笑排行榜：把你相册最好看的一张自拍留在评论里。感觉不错的就聊聊吧！[喵喵][喵喵]
[The best-looking a take your photo albums in comments. Feel good talk! [meow] [meow meow]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
冷笑话精选：#魔性神评#：本期@黄灿灿acan 接受挑战！
键盘侠口中的不知名“武大校花”，P出来的“樱花女神”，竟然自爆手机屏保用的是她老公的照片？！快来围观黄灿灿是如何敢回应的吧 [doge]
tRQprnW
[# # the ones god evaluation this @ other delectable acan accept the challenge! < br > keyboard man mouth unknown wu da beauty queen, P cherry blossom goddess, unexpectedly explosive mobile phone screen saver with is a photograph of her husband? ! Come and watch how other delectable dare to respond to it [the doge] < br > tRQprnW]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：#萌宠与车# 作为一个司机，能不能有点驾驶员的基本素养啊，发生车祸很危险的，你造吗！[doge][doge][doge]
[# # of familiar with the car as a driver, can be a little basic literacy of the driver, car accident is very dangerous, you know! [doge] [doge] [doge]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
小浪同学爱吐槽：感受下最近网上#超流行的一个游戏#，看完你想（有人）玩一下吗？[doge]tRQsBaa
[Feel the recent online # # super popular a game, watching you want to (someone) to play it for me? [doge] tRQsBaa]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：“什么叫喜剧？第一，它是认认真真的闹着玩；第二，它是把演员撕碎了，让你看血淋淋的我。”当影视圈的明星来到#喜剧总动员#，他们又在这个舞台上呈现了怎么样“血淋淋”的自我？幕起灯亮，精彩重现。在优酷，#喜总很酷#，回忆很酷。tRQOPEd
[What is comedy? First, it is serious; Second, it is the actor tore up, let you see the bloody me. When the film star came to # # comedy general mobilization, how they are presented on the stage bloody self? The light curtain, fascinating. In youku, always cool # # xi, memory is cool. tRQOPEd]
音悦台：经典画面！#蔡依林##萧亚轩#同台演唱会《布拉格广场》，当时不同公司的两个人合作带给大家十分巨大的惊喜[心][心]tRHcnK
[Classic picture! # # # # jolin tsai elva hsiao stage concert Prague square, at the time of two different companies cooperation to bring enormous surprise [heart] [heart] tRHcnK]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
小野妹子学吐槽：贾玲的妲己怎么这么可爱啊啊啊啊！Angelababy也非常美了，可能是妲己本己了！奚梦瑶应该是甜美妲己哈哈哈~这三版画风不同的妲己，你们pick谁[doge]
[Jia Ling da ji how so lovely agghh!!! Angelababy is also very beautiful, may be da ji this yourself! Ming xi should be sweet da ji ha ha ha ~ this edition style different da ji, who you pick [doge]]
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新浪新闻客户端：交通运输部救助打捞局副局长王雷介绍了中国四名登船勇士救援的具体经过，现场图→ tRQOvcb
[Transport salvage bureau deputy director wang lei introduces four rescue of concrete after boarding warrior, figure - tRQOvcb at the scene]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小野妹子学吐槽：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我的笑点[允悲]
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha my funnyallow sad]
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优酷：特此说明
[We inform you that]
苍井空：今天我中国的公司成立周年！刚到中国来这里参加！跟勇哥成学迅一起喝酒好开心啊！
[Today I company anniversary of China! Just to come to China to attend here! Happy drinking with yong elder brother to learn fast! ]
大家好！我是苍井空. 有时演电影,唱歌,有时在电视节目中露露脸。为了更好的交流.我在努力地学习中文ing 工作邮箱：solaaoi@sina
薛蛮子：回复@不止是攀登六间可以住十个大人四个小孩@不止是攀登一套有几间 可以住多少人
[Reply @ more than climbing can live ten adults four children between six @ is not how many people can live between climb a set of several]
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薛蛮子：回复@山西酒老杨永久产权@山西酒老杨买一年还是买多少年黎
[Wine Lao Yang permanent property @ reply @ shanxi shanxi wine Lao Yang li buy a year or how many years]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
薛蛮子：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
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冷笑话精选：喵：我看你是要吓死朕！[喵喵]
tRQOZcxS
[Meow I think youre going to frighten to death me! [meow] < br > tRQOZcxS]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：发表了博文《#穿越时间的河流#玫瑰宝宝参加演出》tRQOzRV
[Published the post # # across the stream of time baby rose show tRQOzRV]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：#恋爱先生速成班#lesson 课堂小花絮，程皓@靳东 江湖人称“根管小圣手”这是个什么鬼？优酷君知识少，听着有些污…..tRQOzaHe
[# # love Mr Crash course lesson # class little tidbits, Cheng Hao @ JinDong jianghu person root canal little master what the hell is this? Youku jun less knowledge, listening to some dirty... .. tRQOzaHe]
猫扑：当你很不情愿，但还是必须要工作时……tRQpLqV
[When you are reluctant, but still have to work... tRQpLqV]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
薛蛮子：回复@比特币老夫原创@比特币这么风趣的文字，应该是秘书写的吧？
[Reply original @ @ COINS the old COINS so funny words, should be written by a secretary?]
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小野妹子学吐槽：请不要怜惜地抽我！@使徒子新坑，憋了好久终于发布了[跪了]转发关注原Po里抽位平分万元，下周五开，希望大家喜欢....
[Please dont pity me!!!!!!! @ the apostles new pit, suppressed for a long time has finally released the forward] [kneeling on the original Po take a share of ten thousand yuan, in the next Friday, hope you like them...]
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优酷：#超级剧集寻秦记#上线播放量突破亿！一剑扫荡战国风云，群雄争霸，燃血寻秦[爱你]tRQoYnIo
[# # super series qin ji found online play amount breakthrough billion! Sword sweeps the warring states period, would-be, burning blood found qin tRQoYnIo love you []]
南方都市报：【幼童公交车上呕吐，众人躲避，他俩默默上前清理】日，江苏苏州一公交车上，一幼童呕吐，幼童母亲简单清理后带孩子下了车。为防乘客滑倒，司机仲师傅停车清理。一位男乘客也递上纸巾，蹲下擦拭，很快就打扫干净。仲师傅说开了十年公交，第一次遇到乘客帮擦这种垃圾，心情激动。@荔直播 ...全文： m.weibo
[Vomiting [young children on the bus, when they escape, they quietly to clean up 】, suzhou, jiangsu province on a bus, a young children vomiting, simple young mother took the child out of the car after cleaning. To prevent slip passengers, the driver parking clean secondary teachers. A male passengers also pass on the towel, squat down to wipe, clean up soon. Bus secondary teacher talk for ten years, the first passenger to help clean the garbage, excited mood. @ li live... The full text m. eibo]
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薛蛮子：苏梅岛的蛮子民宿先买一个现成院子。你们喜欢吗?占地平方米，建筑面积平方米。六个别墅组成的豪华海边别墅群。旺季一万五到一万八千人民币一天。淡季八千到一万人民币。我应该花多少人民币收购之? tRWJczu
[Koh samui barbarian home stay facility to buy a ready-made yard. Do you like? Covers an area of square meters, construction area of square meters. Of six villa luxury villas by the sea. Peak season from fifteen thousand to eighteen thousand yuan a day. Low season from eight thousand to ten thousand yuan. I should spend how many yuan buy? tRWJczu]
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汽车之家：#家家海外谍照##丰田Auris#【造型犀利 曝全新丰田Auris最新谍照】日前，有国外媒体曝光了一组全新丰田Auris的最新谍照。新车将会基于丰田最新的TNGA架构打造，相比现款车型变化较大，并预计在年正式亮相。tRQOhjH
[# every overseas photos # # Toyota Auris# modelling sharp revealed new Toyota Auris latest spy 】 【 a few days ago, a foreign media exposure of a set of new Toyota Auris latest photos. New car will be based on Toyotas latest TNGA architecture, model change is bigger than cash, and is expected to officially debut in years. tRQOhjH]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
但斌：回复@茅粉谢谢[心][鲜花][作揖]@茅粉这份年报是我看过的最好的一份研报。但总才是真正的价值投资者。@但斌[心][作揖]
[@ MAO powder thanks [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ MAO powder report is a study of the best Ive ever seen. But all is the real value investors. @ but bin [heart] [bowing]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@海源-Daniel：当守门人沉睡你和风暴一起转身拥抱中老去的是时间的玫瑰。当鸟路界定天空你回望那落日消失中呈现的是时间的玫瑰。当刀在水中折弯你踏笛声过桥密谋中哭喊的是时间的玫瑰。当笔画出地平线你被东方之锣惊醒回声中开放的是时间的玫瑰。 镜中永远是此刻此刻通向重生之门那门
[@ sea - Daniel when the gatekeeper sleep you and storm turned and loving hug together is the rose of time. When defining the sky bird road you look back at the sunset disappear is rendered in time rose. When the knife in the water bridge bending you tread flute is the crying time rose in the plot. Draw the horizon when you are gong to wake in the east the echo time is open in the rose. The mirror is always at the moment the door the door to the rebirth at the moment]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：#优酷最强大脑#“小闹钟”优酷君上线！友情提示：活动已正式开始！还在路上的小伙伴们请自行加快马力，赶不上的朋友，你要错过修炼成“双商齐高”的美少女的机会了~#最强大脑#
[# # youku strongest brain small alarm clock youku jun online! Helpful hints activity has officially started! Also in the way of friends please speed up the horsepower, couldnt catch up with friends, you will miss the science of uniting into a double shang qi high brain best chance ~ # # is a beautiful girl]
但斌：回复@廉洁奉公武不敢，东方港湾对投资的一点理解。持续努力学习，希望每天都能有进步[心][鲜花][作揖]@廉洁奉公武但总的年年报，投资者的灯塔[赞][赞][赞][心]
[Reply @ integrity wu dare not, eastern bay a little understanding of the investment. Continue to study hard, I hope every day can have progress [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ integrity but the total annual report, investors lighthouse [who] [who] [who] [heart]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：囤年货就这几天了，双手奉上春节网购自救指南，学会了这招剁手不败家！
[Goodies for stockpiling these days, both hands on the Spring Festival online self-help guide, learned that chop hand ran! ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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