哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我的笑点[允悲]
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha my funnyallow sad]
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优酷：特此说明
[We inform you that]
苍井空：今天我中国的公司成立周年！刚到中国来这里参加！跟勇哥成学迅一起喝酒好开心啊！
[Today I company anniversary of China! Just to come to China to attend here! Happy drinking with yong elder brother to learn fast! ]
大家好！我是苍井空. 有时演电影,唱歌,有时在电视节目中露露脸。为了更好的交流.我在努力地学习中文ing 工作邮箱：solaaoi@sina
薛蛮子：回复@不止是攀登六间可以住十个大人四个小孩@不止是攀登一套有几间 可以住多少人
[Reply @ more than climbing can live ten adults four children between six @ is not how many people can live between climb a set of several]
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薛蛮子：回复@山西酒老杨永久产权@山西酒老杨买一年还是买多少年黎
[Wine Lao Yang permanent property @ reply @ shanxi shanxi wine Lao Yang li buy a year or how many years]
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薛蛮子：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
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冷笑话精选：喵：我看你是要吓死朕！[喵喵]
tRQOZcxS
[Meow I think youre going to frighten to death me! [meow] < br > tRQOZcxS]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：发表了博文《#穿越时间的河流#玫瑰宝宝参加演出》tRQOzRV
[Published the post # # across the stream of time baby rose show tRQOzRV]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：#恋爱先生速成班#lesson 课堂小花絮，程皓@靳东 江湖人称“根管小圣手”这是个什么鬼？优酷君知识少，听着有些污…..tRQOzaHe
[# # love Mr Crash course lesson # class little tidbits, Cheng Hao @ JinDong jianghu person root canal little master what the hell is this? Youku jun less knowledge, listening to some dirty... .. tRQOzaHe]
猫扑：当你很不情愿，但还是必须要工作时……tRQpLqV
[When you are reluctant, but still have to work... tRQpLqV]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
薛蛮子：回复@比特币老夫原创@比特币这么风趣的文字，应该是秘书写的吧？
[Reply original @ @ COINS the old COINS so funny words, should be written by a secretary?]
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小野妹子学吐槽：请不要怜惜地抽我！@使徒子新坑，憋了好久终于发布了[跪了]转发关注原Po里抽位平分万元，下周五开，希望大家喜欢....
[Please dont pity me!!!!!!! @ the apostles new pit, suppressed for a long time has finally released the forward] [kneeling on the original Po take a share of ten thousand yuan, in the next Friday, hope you like them...]
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优酷：#超级剧集寻秦记#上线播放量突破亿！一剑扫荡战国风云，群雄争霸，燃血寻秦[爱你]tRQoYnIo
[# # super series qin ji found online play amount breakthrough billion! Sword sweeps the warring states period, would-be, burning blood found qin tRQoYnIo love you []]
南方都市报：【幼童公交车上呕吐，众人躲避，他俩默默上前清理】日，江苏苏州一公交车上，一幼童呕吐，幼童母亲简单清理后带孩子下了车。为防乘客滑倒，司机仲师傅停车清理。一位男乘客也递上纸巾，蹲下擦拭，很快就打扫干净。仲师傅说开了十年公交，第一次遇到乘客帮擦这种垃圾，心情激动。@荔直播 ...全文： m.weibo
[Vomiting [young children on the bus, when they escape, they quietly to clean up 】, suzhou, jiangsu province on a bus, a young children vomiting, simple young mother took the child out of the car after cleaning. To prevent slip passengers, the driver parking clean secondary teachers. A male passengers also pass on the towel, squat down to wipe, clean up soon. Bus secondary teacher talk for ten years, the first passenger to help clean the garbage, excited mood. @ li live... The full text m. eibo]
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薛蛮子：苏梅岛的蛮子民宿先买一个现成院子。你们喜欢吗?占地平方米，建筑面积平方米。六个别墅组成的豪华海边别墅群。旺季一万五到一万八千人民币一天。淡季八千到一万人民币。我应该花多少人民币收购之? tRWJczu
[Koh samui barbarian home stay facility to buy a ready-made yard. Do you like? Covers an area of square meters, construction area of square meters. Of six villa luxury villas by the sea. Peak season from fifteen thousand to eighteen thousand yuan a day. Low season from eight thousand to ten thousand yuan. I should spend how many yuan buy? tRWJczu]
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汽车之家：#家家海外谍照##丰田Auris#【造型犀利 曝全新丰田Auris最新谍照】日前，有国外媒体曝光了一组全新丰田Auris的最新谍照。新车将会基于丰田最新的TNGA架构打造，相比现款车型变化较大，并预计在年正式亮相。tRQOhjH
[# every overseas photos # # Toyota Auris# modelling sharp revealed new Toyota Auris latest spy 】 【 a few days ago, a foreign media exposure of a set of new Toyota Auris latest photos. New car will be based on Toyotas latest TNGA architecture, model change is bigger than cash, and is expected to officially debut in years. tRQOhjH]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
但斌：回复@茅粉谢谢[心][鲜花][作揖]@茅粉这份年报是我看过的最好的一份研报。但总才是真正的价值投资者。@但斌[心][作揖]
[@ MAO powder thanks [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ MAO powder report is a study of the best Ive ever seen. But all is the real value investors. @ but bin [heart] [bowing]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@海源-Daniel：当守门人沉睡你和风暴一起转身拥抱中老去的是时间的玫瑰。当鸟路界定天空你回望那落日消失中呈现的是时间的玫瑰。当刀在水中折弯你踏笛声过桥密谋中哭喊的是时间的玫瑰。当笔画出地平线你被东方之锣惊醒回声中开放的是时间的玫瑰。 镜中永远是此刻此刻通向重生之门那门
[@ sea - Daniel when the gatekeeper sleep you and storm turned and loving hug together is the rose of time. When defining the sky bird road you look back at the sunset disappear is rendered in time rose. When the knife in the water bridge bending you tread flute is the crying time rose in the plot. Draw the horizon when you are gong to wake in the east the echo time is open in the rose. The mirror is always at the moment the door the door to the rebirth at the moment]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：#优酷最强大脑#“小闹钟”优酷君上线！友情提示：活动已正式开始！还在路上的小伙伴们请自行加快马力，赶不上的朋友，你要错过修炼成“双商齐高”的美少女的机会了~#最强大脑#
[# # youku strongest brain small alarm clock youku jun online! Helpful hints activity has officially started! Also in the way of friends please speed up the horsepower, couldnt catch up with friends, you will miss the science of uniting into a double shang qi high brain best chance ~ # # is a beautiful girl]
但斌：回复@廉洁奉公武不敢，东方港湾对投资的一点理解。持续努力学习，希望每天都能有进步[心][鲜花][作揖]@廉洁奉公武但总的年年报，投资者的灯塔[赞][赞][赞][心]
[Reply @ integrity wu dare not, eastern bay a little understanding of the investment. Continue to study hard, I hope every day can have progress [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ integrity but the total annual report, investors lighthouse [who] [who] [who] [heart]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：囤年货就这几天了，双手奉上春节网购自救指南，学会了这招剁手不败家！
[Goodies for stockpiling these days, both hands on the Spring Festival online self-help guide, learned that chop hand ran! ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：#微博交通台# 路虎女司机拒绝下车接受检查，交警警告无效，对其采取强制措施。 tRQCAjl
[# # weibo communication radio land rover off the driver refused to accept checks, traffic warning is invalid, the compulsory measures. tRQCAjl]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
但斌：@股道热肠也东北的核心是官与民的比例不对，人民都迁走了，官员队伍反而越来越大，民间就业机会少，官家势力巨大，生之者少食之者众，全靠中央转移支付，社会要不出问题很难的。和东北人没有关系。
[@ good Joe fields is also the core of the northeast is the officer and the people in the right proportion, all the people away, instead of official team is more and more big, the folk less employment opportunities, butler influence, the live to eat less, on the central transfer payments, all social or difficult problem. Have nothing to do with the northeast person.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也完全符合圣训！汉族人如果不提高警惕，一定会被灭族的。和某一个具体的人没关系，圣训就是这样啊。@只吃七分饱
[@ good Joe fields is also completely conform to the rule! Han Chinese, if not vigilant, will be killed. Has nothing to do with a particular person, that rule is like this. @ only eat seven minutes full]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：#恋爱先生速成班#lesson ：错误案例分享，第十三集吴亦凡上线！？这部剧中还有隐藏彩蛋~~】 实用贴又又上线~听说张铭阳@李乃文 摇身一变带货男神，为了追妹把吴亦凡、张嘉译、江疏影@江疏影 都请来帮忙啦！？还要公开他们的隐私，这还了得~这大八卦不能绝对不能错过啊[鼓掌]
[# # love Mr Crash course lesson # wrong case sharing, sets wu queer online! ? The show and hide the eggs ~ ~ 】 and practical post online ~ I heard Zhang Mingyang @ nai-wen li again Suddenly take goods man and god, in order to chase the younger sister to queer, jiayi zhang, wu jiang thin film @ jiang thin film, please help! ? To disclose their privacy, this also get ~ this big gossip cant absolutely cant miss it. [applause]]
但斌：@股道热肠也转发微博
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
薛蛮子：@李远说京都@薛蛮子这个logo 做蛮子民宿的可以吗？
[@ Li Yuan said Kyoto @ xue barbarian this logo can do barbarian home stay?]
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但斌：@股道热肠也我最喜欢看到的合作了！
[@ good Joe fields is also I most like to see the cooperation!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也减税的钱从哪里来？入不敷出，全球借债。
[@ fields is good Joe also tax money come from? To make ends meet, the global borrowing.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也以后就不用为关机和开机纠结了！@墨尔本庞帆@老蘇老了靠……也没扛住@FATIII【国航日起开放手机使用】国航宣布日起将开放符合规定的具有飞行模式功能的手机等个人便携式电子设备机上使用
[@ after good Joe fields is also dont have to shut down and boot up! Melbourne PangFan @ @ old by su... Didnt manage @ FATIII, open mobile phone use Air China Air China 】 announced date will open with flight mode function of personal portable electronic equipment such as mobile phone use on board the plane]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也没有任何有竞争力的产业。@侯宁非常+后，还曾达到%呢@胡俞越 【天津年，比上年增长.%。年天津市GDP增速是%，也就是说，年的增速比上年下降了.%[色]。第二产业增加值增速从%降至%、固定资产投资增速从%降至.%。】@侯宁 是高峰？
[@ fields is good Joe do not have any competitive industry. @ hou ning very +, also reached % @ Hu Yu more [in tianjin, an increase of. %. GDP growth is % in tianjin, that is to say, the years of growth decline over the previous year. % [color]. Industrial added value growth from % to %, fixed asset investment growth from % fell. %. 】 Peak is @ hou ning?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也远离艺术品市场，无论你赚了多少钱，都会被一把骗光。
[@ good Joe fields is also far away from the art market, no matter how much money you earn, would be a lie to the light.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@叶廿一：哈哈，茅台一号窖，中华三字头。一样的东西总要找出个不一样来……
[@ leaf haha, maotai pit no. , three the republic of China. Always find something different to...]
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