同右边[允悲]@手机上的新浪 看到歌名脑海里就开始响起这首歌[允悲]
[With the right [allow sad] @ the sina on the phone See the song in my mind began to ring the song [allow sad]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
一只不会说话的蘑菇：鱼火锅 牛排火锅 牛蛙火锅 正经火锅 大概要远离火锅一个月[微笑]
[Fish steak chafing dish bullfrog hot pot hot pot useful it will be far away from the hot pot a month [smiles]]
外向的孤独患者 有何不可 😶
小野妹子学吐槽：我学到了很多[作揖]@吃红豆的小抹茶ok@一杯豆浆儿马评论，太有用了@Tiger公子马
[I learned a lot [bowing] @ eat beans little maccha ok @ a cup of soya-bean milk this comment, too useful @ Tiger childe horse]
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新浪新闻客户端：梦想还是要有的[doge]
[Dream or want some [doge]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
冷笑话精选：好有意境！[二哈]
[Good mood! [two ha]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
音悦台：做个精致女孩，敷敷面膜、按按摩，早点睡觉[女孩儿][女孩儿]
[Do a delicate girl, apply the mask, massage, go to bed early [girl] [girl]]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
冷笑话精选：无言的陪伴胜过很多@治愈系心理学能花时间陪你的人比屏幕前安慰的人更可贵
[Silent companion is better than a lot of @ cure psychology can you spend time with you is worth more than the screen comforted]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：今天是我生日，见女友依然冷落着我，就直接在微信上问了。让她给个说法，结果她回了一个字：分。这是她沉默一个多月来第一次跟我说话，但非常伤人。我们恋爱五年，她竟如此对我。后来我微信上找她父母留言把情况说了下，结果惊讶的是她父母竟然不知道，还问我发生了什么，希望我及时...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to friends today is my birthday, see girlfriend left me, still in micro the letter asked directly. Ask her to a claim, as a result, her back to a word points. This is her silence for the first time in more than a month to talk to me, but very hurt. We fall in love for five years, so she gave me. Me of the letter to find her parents message later said the situation, the results surprised her parents dont know, also asked me what happened, I hope I in time... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
新浪新闻客户端：吃货的世界[喵喵]@手机上的新浪 真开心自己参加了一个.万亿的大项目[doge]
[Swathes of the world [meow] @ the sina on the mobile phone really happy he joined a. Trillions of big projects [doge]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
薛蛮子：回复@郴州雷俊峰@蛮子·京恋民宿@郴州雷俊峰过年想与一家人去日本，薛老的民宿怎么订房呀？@薛蛮子@
[Reply @ chenzhou love home stay @ chenzhou LeiJunFeng LeiJunFeng @ barbarian, Beijing New Years day with the family go to Japan, xue how old the home stay facility reservation? @ xue barbarian @]
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小野妹子学吐槽：[心]@王尼玛[心]@暴走漫画转发这条微博，抽个人平分元现金。希望你可以不负所有拼搏过的岁月。[心]
[Nima [heart], [heart] @ king @ cartoons heeling forwarding this tweet, individual share the yuan in cash. I hope you can not be struggled all the time. [heart]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
微博搞笑排行榜：生一个！@qxqzh_ 又想骗我生女儿[doge]
[A baby! @ qxqzh_ and want to cheat me daughter [doge]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
MIUI：一组宇宙主题催眠动图，一看就困。记得转发备用！
[A set of universal themes of hypnosis figure, a see. Remember to forward the spare! ]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
青年时报：深夜放毒啦[doge]无油可乐鸡翅！[色]史上最简单的可乐鸡翅，也是味道最好的一种做法！tRQvpKKj
[Midnight poison [doge] without oil coke chicken wings! [color] in the history of the most simple coke chicken wings, also is a kind of practice the best taste! tRQvpKKj]
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新浪新闻客户端：【台湾查获电信诈骗集团 嫌犯称看大陆影视剧学口音[doge]】台湾警方近日查获一个电信诈骗集团，假装大陆移动、电信公司工作人员骗取大陆民众钱财↓↓嫌犯交代平时他们还会特别观看大陆的影视剧，学习模仿大陆口音和说话方式↓↓在假扮中国移动客服人员时，一个月竟然得手↓↓tRQcTFsM
[【 Taiwan seized telecom fraud group suspects according to see the film and television play learn accentdoge Taiwan police have seized a telecom fraud group, pretend to mainland China mobile, telecom company staff to defraud the public money left left the suspect confessed they also will be particularly watch TV dramas from the mainland at ordinary times, learn to imitate the mainland accent and speaking style left left when pretending to be China mobile customer service personnel, unexpectedly left left tRQcTFsM abandoning a month]
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小野妹子学吐槽：请问各位，除了少吃和运动，还有什么减肥的方法吗[微笑]
[Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, in addition to eat less and exercise, what is the method of losing weight? [smiles]]
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薛蛮子：请速报名。@蛮子·京恋民宿 名额有限
[Please quick report name. Limited places love @ savages, Beijing home stay facility]
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新浪汽车：#微博交通台#【网络主播一行三人开小坦克上路玩耍 结果悲剧了[衰]】近日，湖北襄阳两女一男驾驶小坦克的视频在网络上疯传，拉风的小坦克成了“网红”。据产商介绍，小坦克是他们主打的游乐设备[允悲]。当地警方表示，小坦克上路行驶属违规，驾驶人无证驾驶，对交通造成很大的交通隐患。为了双击，主...全文： m.weibo
[# # weibo communication radio network anchor line of three people to open small tanks to play on the road as a result of the tragedy [failure]] recently, the hubei xiangyang small tanks of two women and one man driving video circulated on the Internet, its a small tank became red net. According to producers, small tanks is their main amusement equipment allow sadness. Small tanks, local police said the road irregularities, drivers, driving without a license for traffic caused great hidden trouble. In order to double-click, Lord... The full text m. eibo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
汽车之家：#夜福利#更加年轻动感 全新雅阁(海外)~
[# # night welfare more young dynamic new accord (overseas) ~]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
青年时报：【就你皮！二哈偷偷溜进图书馆，见人就亲[二哈]】月日早上，江苏警官学院图书馆里，同学们在紧张的复习，突然闯入不速之客！一只二哈兴奋地跑来跑去，见人就扑就亲，图书馆的气氛瞬间被点燃。随后这只皮二哈被阿姨拖走，据说它是自己开门溜进来的。[允悲]tRQtBdqH
[【 you skin! Two ha sneaked into the library, people kiss ha] [two] month day morning, jiangsu police college library, the students in a tense review, suddenly broke into the intruder! A second ha excitedly running around and see people get close, the library was lit the atmosphere of the moment. Then the skin aunt ha been towed away, it is said that it is his own open slip in. [allow sad] tRQtBdqH]
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优酷：是不是早就迫不及待想知道#终极一班#的剧情啦？优酷君今天就来给大家剧透惹[偷乐]雷婷、辜战等人究竟能否穿越时空缝缝救回大东？终极一班为何掀起老大之争？亚瑟王被什么人威胁？信息量有点大，不看个十遍，估计你搞不明白！ @辰亦儒 @马振桓Evan @文雨非_LuckyBallGo @蒋蕊泽_Echo @SpeXial-宏正Wes ...全文： m.weibo
[Isnt it already cant wait to know # #d plot? Youku jun today to reveal to you provoke [steal joy] kenii plot and koo war ever, through time and space rescue cable clamps? Whyd lifted the boss fight? King Arthur is what person? Information is a bit big, dont look at the ten times, it is estimated that you dont understand! @ Calvin @ Ma Zhenhuan Evan @, rain not _LuckyBallGo @ Jiang Ruize _Echo @ SpeXial - macro is Wes... The full text m. eibo]
优酷：#看喜剧上优酷# “冷面笑匠”@贾冰先生 在#欢乐喜剧人#第四季现场大展神“口技”，金句频出笑翻众人，评论列队，告诉优酷君，泥萌最爱哪一个？tRQcYbRi
[# # watching comedy on youku grim smile @ Mr Jia Bing in # # in the fourth quarter the scene comedy people joy to make god music, the quotes lots of laughing, comment on parade, tell youku jun, mud of love which one? tRQcYbRi]
薛蛮子：新鲜的带鱼、真香 tRxEqOEU
[Fresh hairtail, delicious tRxEqOEU]
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薛蛮子：@薛蛮子@
[@ xue barbarian @]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
优酷：#看喜剧上优酷#咳咳咳~#欢乐喜剧人#第四季又添新的女喜剧演员咯！“千场女王”@冯秦川 @演员贾金金 欢乐出演“戏中戏”，反转不断，深情诠释“北漂小演员”的辛酸故事···tRQcWCmP
[# # watching comedy on youku cough cough cough ~ # # comedy happy person to the fourth quarter and add new female comedian cough up! Qian queen @ von qinchuan @ actor Jia Jinjin joy silliness play, inversion, soulful interpretation north drift young actors poignant story... tRQcWCmP]
猫扑：【野蛮！疑因嫌上菜慢，名醉酒男子殴打岁女店主，按地上拎菜刀威胁！[怒]】月日晚上，三男一女来到吉林长春某麻辣烫店内吃东西。店主称，当时三名男子喝多了酒，态度蛮横，一言不合就拿起凳子暴打女店主，甚至拿菜刀威胁她。目前警方已立案调查。女店主回忆起经过哽咽不止，称自己浑身都是伤。...全文： m.weibo
[【 savage! The serving suspected was too slow, a drunken man, beating the owner, according to the bulk of a kitchen knife threatened! [anger]] on Tuesday night, three men and one woman came to jilin changchun eat a malatang in-store. The shopkeeper said, when three men drink too much wine, attitude, a word not picked up the stool to suddenly and violently dozen female owner, or even take a kitchen knife threatened her. At present, the police has to initiate an investigation. Recall after SOB, the owner said he is hurt. ... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
新浪新闻客户端：对不起，没有[跪了]@手机上的新浪 对不起，没有[跪了]
[Im sorry, there is no] [kneeling @ the sina on the phone Im sorry, there is no] [kneeling]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
但斌：回复@坤上昭昭[作揖][鲜花][心]@坤上昭昭回复@但斌那些没有民族自信崇洋媚外的人，总觉得外国月亮比中国圆。为什么中国就不能成为奢侈品大国、也让外国人到中国抢购呢？@但斌回复@江南杭太明[赞]
[Reply @ kun on manifest [bowing] [flowers] [heart] @ he manifest reply @ but bin - people who have no national self-confidence......, total feel foreign than China round the moon. Why cant China be luxury power, also let foreigners to China for? @ but bin reply @ jiangnan hangzhou too bright [who]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：回复@慢慢长路ing[作揖][鲜花][心]@慢慢长路ing说真的但总的微博具有影响他人能力的正能量，为但总打call[good][good][good]@但斌回复@浓妆淡抹总相宜[赞][心]
[Reply @ slowly walk ing [bowing] [flowers] [heart] @ slowly walk ing seriously but overall weibo is energy has the ability to influence others, but always play call [good] [good] [good] @ reply but bin @ thick makeup weak wipe always appropriate [who] [heart]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
薛蛮子：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
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优酷：#看喜剧上优酷#一场五岁小女儿的生日风波，哭笑不得的“换爹”体验，更有惊艳眼球的小女孩神演技鼎力助阵，“春晚钉子户”@演员孙涛 在#欢乐喜剧人#第四季给你“笑中带泪”新快感！tRQcVwN
[# # watching comedy on youku a five-year-old daughters birthday, in distress situation daddy experience, even more stunning eye girl god acting full display, Spring Festival gala nail house @ actor toysun # # comedy happy person to the fourth quarter to smile with tears in your new pleasure! tRQcVwN]
但斌：转发：毛主席问我们[笑cry]
[Forwarding chairman MAO asked us [laugh cry]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：熊孩子玩水枪，结果拿反了滋了自己一脸，一脸懵圈和害怕的表情配上发型简直萌炸[笑cry]
[Bear children to play with water cannon, results came against the zi himself a face, a face of meng circle and fear of expression with hairstyle can sprout Fried [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：让人尊敬、尊重的教授夫妇[作揖][鲜花][心]@今天作业写完了吗_：李玲老师
[Let a person respect, respect professor couple [bowing] [flowers] [heart] @ today have you finished homework _ teacher li ling]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：回复@坤上昭昭是啊！柏杨说的不错[泪]@坤上昭昭那些人咋不挖苦嘲笑LV、古驰、阿玛妮、迪奥呢？@但斌回复@江南杭太明[赞]@江南杭太明对茅台价格的不自信，来自于我们中国人近百年历史被西方人打压欺负而形成的不自信。
[Reply to manifest on @ he is! Mr Bo said good [tears] those who manifest on a @ he zha dont sarcastic ridicule LV, gucci, amar ni, dior? @ but bin reply @ too bright [who] @ jiangnan jiangnan hangzhou hangzhou is too bright to maotai prices dont self-confidence, come from our Chinese hundred years history by westerners on bullying and form of insecurity.]
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