2018年1月14日星期日

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    请问各位,除了少吃和运动,还有什么减肥的方法吗[微笑] ​
[Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, in addition to eat less and exercise, what is the method of losing weight? [smiles]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

薛蛮子:
    请速报名。@蛮子·京恋民宿 名额有限
[Please quick report name. Limited places love @ savages, Beijing home stay facility]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#【网络主播一行三人开小坦克上路玩耍 结果悲剧了[衰]】近日,湖北襄阳两女一男驾驶小坦克的视频在网络上疯传,拉风的小坦克成了“网红”。据产商介绍,小坦克是他们主打的游乐设备[允悲]。当地警方表示,小坦克上路行驶属违规,驾驶人无证驾驶,对交通造成很大的交通隐患。为了双击,主...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # weibo communication radio network anchor line of three people to open small tanks to play on the road as a result of the tragedy [failure]] recently, the hubei xiangyang small tanks of two women and one man driving video circulated on the Internet, its a small tank became red net. According to producers, small tanks is their main amusement equipment allow sadness. Small tanks, local police said the road irregularities, drivers, driving without a license for traffic caused great hidden trouble. In order to double-click, Lord... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家:
    #夜福利#更加年轻动感 全新雅阁(海外)~ ​
[# # night welfare more young dynamic new accord (overseas) ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

青年时报:
    【就你皮!二哈偷偷溜进图书馆,见人就亲[二哈]】月日早上,江苏警官学院图书馆里,同学们在紧张的复习,突然闯入不速之客!一只二哈兴奋地跑来跑去,见人就扑就亲,图书馆的气氛瞬间被点燃。随后这只皮二哈被阿姨拖走,据说它是自己开门溜进来的。[允悲]tRQtBdqH ​
[【 you skin! Two ha sneaked into the library, people kiss ha] [two] month day morning, jiangsu police college library, the students in a tense review, suddenly broke into the intruder! A second ha excitedly running around and see people get close, the library was lit the atmosphere of the moment. Then the skin aunt ha been towed away, it is said that it is his own open slip in. [allow sad] tRQtBdqH]

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优酷:
    是不是早就迫不及待想知道#终极一班#的剧情啦?优酷君今天就来给大家剧透惹[偷乐]雷婷、辜战等人究竟能否穿越时空缝缝救回大东?终极一班为何掀起老大之争?亚瑟王被什么人威胁?信息量有点大,不看个十遍,估计你搞不明白! @辰亦儒 @马振桓Evan @文雨非_LuckyBallGo @蒋蕊泽_Echo @SpeXial-宏正Wes ...全文: m.weibo ​
[Isnt it already cant wait to know # #d plot? Youku jun today to reveal to you provoke [steal joy] kenii plot and koo war ever, through time and space rescue cable clamps? Whyd lifted the boss fight? King Arthur is what person? Information is a bit big, dont look at the ten times, it is estimated that you dont understand! @ Calvin @ Ma Zhenhuan Evan @, rain not _LuckyBallGo @ Jiang Ruize _Echo @ SpeXial - macro is Wes... The full text m. eibo]

优酷:
    #看喜剧上优酷# “冷面笑匠”@贾冰先生 在#欢乐喜剧人#第四季现场大展神“口技”,金句频出笑翻众人,评论列队,告诉优酷君,泥萌最爱哪一个?tRQcYbRi ​
[# # watching comedy on youku grim smile @ Mr Jia Bing in # # in the fourth quarter the scene comedy people joy to make god music, the quotes lots of laughing, comment on parade, tell youku jun, mud of love which one? tRQcYbRi]

薛蛮子:
    新鲜的带鱼、真香 tRxEqOEU ​
[Fresh hairtail, delicious tRxEqOEU]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

薛蛮子:
    @薛蛮子@
[@ xue barbarian @]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

优酷:
    #看喜剧上优酷#咳咳咳~#欢乐喜剧人#第四季又添新的女喜剧演员咯!“千场女王”@冯秦川 @演员贾金金 欢乐出演“戏中戏”,反转不断,深情诠释“北漂小演员”的辛酸故事···tRQcWCmP ​
[# # watching comedy on youku cough cough cough ~ # # comedy happy person to the fourth quarter and add new female comedian cough up! Qian queen @ von qinchuan @ actor Jia Jinjin joy silliness play, inversion, soulful interpretation north drift young actors poignant story... tRQcWCmP]

猫扑:
    【野蛮!疑因嫌上菜慢,名醉酒男子殴打岁女店主,按地上拎菜刀威胁![怒]】月日晚上,三男一女来到吉林长春某麻辣烫店内吃东西。店主称,当时三名男子喝多了酒,态度蛮横,一言不合就拿起凳子暴打女店主,甚至拿菜刀威胁她。目前警方已立案调查。女店主回忆起经过哽咽不止,称自己浑身都是伤。...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 savage! The serving suspected was too slow, a drunken man, beating the owner, according to the bulk of a kitchen knife threatened! [anger]] on Tuesday night, three men and one woman came to jilin changchun eat a malatang in-store. The shopkeeper said, when three men drink too much wine, attitude, a word not picked up the stool to suddenly and violently dozen female owner, or even take a kitchen knife threatened her. At present, the police has to initiate an investigation. Recall after SOB, the owner said he is hurt. ... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

新浪新闻客户端:
    对不起,没有[跪了]@手机上的新浪 对不起,没有[跪了]
[Im sorry, there is no] [kneeling @ the sina on the phone Im sorry, there is no] [kneeling]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

但斌:
    回复@坤上昭昭[作揖][鲜花][心]@坤上昭昭回复@但斌那些没有民族自信崇洋媚外的人,总觉得外国月亮比中国圆。为什么中国就不能成为奢侈品大国、也让外国人到中国抢购呢?@但斌回复@江南杭太明[赞]
[Reply @ kun on manifest [bowing] [flowers] [heart] @ he manifest reply @ but bin - people who have no national self-confidence......, total feel foreign than China round the moon. Why cant China be luxury power, also let foreigners to China for? @ but bin reply @ jiangnan hangzhou too bright [who]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@慢慢长路ing[作揖][鲜花][心]@慢慢长路ing说真的但总的微博具有影响他人能力的正能量,为但总打call[good][good][good]@但斌回复@浓妆淡抹总相宜[赞][心]
[Reply @ slowly walk ing [bowing] [flowers] [heart] @ slowly walk ing seriously but overall weibo is energy has the ability to influence others, but always play call [good] [good] [good] @ reply but bin @ thick makeup weak wipe always appropriate [who] [heart]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

薛蛮子:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

优酷:
    #看喜剧上优酷#一场五岁小女儿的生日风波,哭笑不得的“换爹”体验,更有惊艳眼球的小女孩神演技鼎力助阵,“春晚钉子户”@演员孙涛 在#欢乐喜剧人#第四季给你“笑中带泪”新快感!tRQcVwN ​
[# # watching comedy on youku a five-year-old daughters birthday, in distress situation daddy experience, even more stunning eye girl god acting full display, Spring Festival gala nail house @ actor toysun # # comedy happy person to the fourth quarter to smile with tears in your new pleasure! tRQcVwN]

但斌:
    转发:毛主席问我们[笑cry] ​
[Forwarding chairman MAO asked us [laugh cry]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选:
    熊孩子玩水枪,结果拿反了滋了自己一脸,一脸懵圈和害怕的表情配上发型简直萌炸[笑cry] ​
[Bear children to play with water cannon, results came against the zi himself a face, a face of meng circle and fear of expression with hairstyle can sprout Fried [laugh cry]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

但斌:
    让人尊敬、尊重的教授夫妇[作揖][鲜花][心]@今天作业写完了吗_:李玲老师
[Let a person respect, respect professor couple [bowing] [flowers] [heart] @ today have you finished homework _ teacher li ling]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@坤上昭昭是啊!柏杨说的不错[泪]@坤上昭昭那些人咋不挖苦嘲笑LV、古驰、阿玛妮、迪奥呢?@但斌回复@江南杭太明[赞]@江南杭太明对茅台价格的不自信,来自于我们中国人近百年历史被西方人打压欺负而形成的不自信。
[Reply to manifest on @ he is! Mr Bo said good [tears] those who manifest on a @ he zha dont sarcastic ridicule LV, gucci, amar ni, dior? @ but bin reply @ too bright [who] @ jiangnan jiangnan hangzhou hangzhou is too bright to maotai prices dont self-confidence, come from our Chinese hundred years history by westerners on bullying and form of insecurity.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@贤者增广[笑cry][哈哈]@贤者增广如果理解就不需要功力,否则,裸奔也没用,理解是需要功力的。部分媒体或个人没有这个功力,只好讥讽嘲讽。
[Reply @ sage augmented [laugh cry] [ha ha] @ sage augmented if understanding would be no need for power, otherwise, streaking also useless, understanding is needed capability. Some media or individual without the capability to sarcasm irony.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@丹丹爱周周[笑cry][哈哈][泪]@丹丹爱周周看了几条评论不敢看了,但总被喷得这么惨,我怕自己忍不住喷回去[笑cry]
[Reply @ Danny love week [laugh cry] [ha ha] [] tears @ Danny love week look for just a few comments didnt look at, but always be sprayed so horribly, I afraid I cant help but to [laugh cry]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@复瑞FR[笑cry][哈哈]@复瑞FR按茅黑的说法LV、GUCCI啥的也不过是缝缝补补的皮子而已。@但斌回复@江南杭太明[赞]@江南杭太明对茅台价格的不自信,来自于我们中国人近百年历史被西方人打压欺负而形成的不自信。
[Reply @ after r FR [laugh cry] [ha ha] @ after r FR according to MAO said black LV, GUCCI, what is a patchwork of leather. @ but bin reply @ too bright [who] @ jiangnan jiangnan hangzhou hangzhou is too bright to maotai prices dont self-confidence, come from our Chinese hundred years history by westerners on bullying and form of insecurity.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@贵族乞丐[心][作揖]@贵族乞丐几句话把茅台的涨价逻辑说清楚了。
[Reply @ noble beggar [heart] [bowing] @ nobles sum up moutai price logic clear the beggar a few words.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博搞笑排行榜:
    你想到了谁🐷
[你想到了谁🐷]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

但斌:
    回复@phyyyzyqa[作揖][鲜花]@phyyyzyqa但总真聪明,不一般的头脑,感谢但总无私分享,伟大的头脑,伟大的人格。[鲜花]@但斌回复@江南杭太明[赞]@江南杭太明对茅台价格的不自信,来自于我们中国人近百年历史被西方人打压欺负而形成的不自信。
[Reply @ phyyyzyqa [bowing] [flowers] @ phyyyzyqa but all true cleverness, dont mind, thank you but always selfless share, great mind and great personality. [a flower] @ but bin reply @ too bright [who] @ jiangnan jiangnan hangzhou hangzhou is too bright to maotai prices dont self-confidence, come from our Chinese hundred years history by westerners on bullying and form of insecurity.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@浓妆淡抹总相宜[赞][心]@浓妆淡抹总相宜感谢但总!就是关注了你的微博我才买的茅台,并一直坚定持有。作为中产阶层,我和我的家人、朋友们确实是自己花钱买茅台酒,年我自己买茅台酒应该花了三万元左右,所以有些人就是井底之蛙。祝但总年投资顺利!健康快乐!
[Reply @ thick makeup weak wipe always appropriate [who] [heart] @ thick makeup weak wipe always thank but always right! Is to focus on your weibo, I just bought maotai, and kept a hold. As the middle class, I and my family and friends are really oneself buy maotai, I paid for maotai liquor should be thirty thousand yuan, so some peoples tunnel vision. Best wishes for a successful but in total investment. Healthy and happy!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

edc陳冠希:
    太可愛了 ​
[太可爱了]

International nomad

但斌:
    回复@四千是牛市新起点经典名言 tRQGtXX @四千是牛市新起点我敢打赌 要是腾讯 阿里也在a股上市 也是天天被韭菜骂 因为韭菜最看不惯别人赚钱自己亏钱
[Reply @ four thousand, is a classic quotes tRQGtXX @ four thousand bull market in the new starting point is a new starting point I bet bull market If tencent Ali also in the a-share listed Also is every day scold by leeks Because Chinese chives most dont like others to make money oneself lose money]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@我脑dai里的怪东西是[作揖][赞][心][鲜花][鲜花][鲜花]@我脑dai里的怪东西搞医改的李玲吗?
[Reply @ strange things in my brain dai is [bowing] [who] [heart] [flowers] [flowers] [flowers] @ in my brain dai li ling strange things to get health care?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@细雨绵绵spring[心][鲜花][赞]@细雨绵绵spring好人好酒,一生平安。必须岁以上[允悲]
[Reply @ rainy spring [heart] [flowers] [who] @ rainy spring good good wine, life and peace. Must be over the age of [allow sad]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选:
    想吃[二哈]@治愈系心理学酸爽回甘[馋嘴]
[Would like to have two ha] [@ for healing the sweet psychology acid bright [available]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪新闻客户端:
    你是不是其中一份子呢?[并不简单]
[Are you one of them? [] are not simple]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

优酷:
    #看喜剧上优酷# “喜剧花骨朵儿”@孙建弘小朋友 孙老师又开课啦!在#欢乐喜剧人#第四季的舞台上,他不仅带你畅聊“人生”大课堂,还有更加刺激的二百斤后空翻呐~tRQcCQuG ​
[# # watching comedy on youku others comedy @ Sun Jianhong children Sun teacher course again! In # # comedy happy person to the fourth quarter of the stage, not only did he take you chat about life big classroom, there are more exciting two hundred jins ~ tRQcCQuG back flip]

汽车之家:
    #家家用车养车#【冬季快充为何慢?动力电池温度是关键】大家都知道,手机在冬天,特别是在户外有可能被冻关机,这就是由于低温造成的电池活性下降。纯电动车的动力电池也一样,随着温度的降低,电池活性也会有所衰减。最明显的现象就是充电电流下降、充电时间变长。那么低温到底对纯电动车快充造成了什...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # every car maintain a 【 winter quick charge why slow? Power battery temperature is the key 】 we all know, mobile phone in the winter, especially in the outdoor is likely to be frozen shut down, this is caused by low temperature cell activity decline. Pure electric vehicle power battery is the same, with the reduction of temperature cell activity will be flagged. The most obvious phenomenon is a fall in charging current, charging time longer. So what really for pure electric vehicle fast filling caused in low temperature... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

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