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小米手机：
恭喜@漫漫長路匍匐前進名用户获得【小米MIX 】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公证链接：tRQNexG
[Congratulations to crawl @ way Users get MIX 】【 millet. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRQNexG]

探索黑科技，为发烧而生。

微博搞笑排行榜：
第一次约会吃火锅，你不小心把对方手机掉火锅里了。对方吃惊地看着你。你不慌不忙，笑着说 _____________________________
[A first date to eat hot pot, you accidentally drop the other mobile phone hot pot. The other surprise to see you. You in no hurry, said with a smile _____________________________]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

知乎：
@潘粤明祝潘老师减肥成功[二哈]，传送门tRQNRWUk
[@ the purpose I wish the teacher pan success reducing weight [], portal tRQNRWUk]

发现更大的世界

巴曙松：
【本周IPO审核通过率降至四周低点】据证监会公告计算，中国IPO审核通过率月日至日当周为.%，降至四周低点。第十七届发审委在本周的次会议中，共审核家公司IPO，家获通过，家未通过，家暂缓表决。该届发审委月份履新至今合计审核家IPO，其中家获通过，通过率.%。
[IPO audit pass this week fell to lows around 】【 calculation according to the SFC announcement, on Chinas IPO audit pass. Solstice week for. %, fell to a four-week low. The th issuance examination committee in this weeks meeting, a total of IPO audit companies, home passed, failed, the home stay. The aggregate IPO audit home, since the issuance examination committee month new home pass, pass. %. ]

金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

但斌：
谢谢你[作揖][心][鲜花]@茅台ZAKA这是我看到的最好的年报，没有之一。好的投资一定是越来越简单，越来越纯粹。投资卓越的公司，与伟大企业共成长！感谢但总的分享，普渡众生。
[Thank you [bowing] [heart] [flowers] @ maotai ZAKA the best annual report, this is I saw no one. Good investment must be more and more simple, more and more pure. Investment outstanding company, together with the great enterprises grow up! Thank you but the total share, purdue beings.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新摄影网：
【邀请函藏玄机佳能全新无反下月发布】佳能目前已经向少数经销商及贵宾客户发出了“非常精美”的邀请函。该邀请函采用重磅铜版纸印制，外观设计尽显高端。值得注意的是，佳能在邀请函上印制了一个酷似EOS M的相机轮廓，不过其传感器位置被特意镂空。tRQNHREN
[The invitation letter hidden mystery Canon new free release next month 】 Canon now have sent a few dealers and VIP customer the invitation very beautiful. The invitation letter is heavy coated paper printing, high-end design and brilliance. It is important to note that Canon printed on the invitation of a resembling a outline of the EOS M camera, but it has been deliberately hollow out its sensor location. tRQNHREN]

全球影像资讯、数码相机新闻、实用摄影教程...

东方航空：
[话筒]【东航云南：欢迎开机！】年月日北京时间零时，东航云南也可以#飞机上用手机# 啦！
[[microphone] [China Eastern yunnan welcome to boot! (date) (month) (year), Beijing time zero, eastern yunnan can # # using a mobile phone on the plane! ]

中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。

微博搞笑排行榜：
你听到过哪些，很好笑的路人对话 ___________________________
[What you heard, its very funny passers-by dialogue ___________________________]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

但斌：
谢谢[作揖][心][鲜花]@闲来一坐s话投资：但总的年年报也很值得个人投资者细品：投资在思想上是不断做加法，而在投资标的上要不断做减法：投资的“第一思维”要选择优秀、伟大企业，并以合理的价格买入，坚定地与少数优秀、伟大的企业共成长。这是确保个人家庭金融资产不断增长的必由之路！
[Thank you [bowing] [heart] [flowers] @ idle to sit s words investment the total annual report is also worthy of individual investors fine taste investment is constantly add in the thoughts, and to do subtraction on investment targets investment first thinking to choose good, great enterprise, and at a reasonable price to buy, firmly grow up together with a few good, great enterprises. This is the only way to ensure personal family financial assets growing!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
回复@股道入海谢谢[心][鲜花]@股道入海但总是真正巴菲特精神和中国特色资本市场有机结合体，读有关巴菲特的书和但总《时间的玫瑰》让我受益非浅。感谢但总的分享！祝福东方港湾越来越好！[鲜花][鲜花][作揖]
[@ fields into the sea thanks [heart] [flowers] @ fields into the sea but it is always true buffett spirit and organic combination of capital market with Chinese characteristics, to read books about warren buffett and but all the time rose let I benefited a lot. Thank you but the total share! Blessing of eastern bay is getting better and better! [a flower] [flowers] [bowing]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽：
孤独、贫穷、丑陋、懒惰，哪个最可怕？
[Loneliness, poverty, ugly, lazy, which is the most horrible? ]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌：
回复@股海航行靠修行谢谢[心][鲜花][作揖]@股海航行靠修行可喜可贺！但总不仅投资成绩卓越，对价值投资理念的的践行和传播影响力也很大，使很多人和家庭受益！
[@ GuHai sailing on practice thanks [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ GuHai sailing on practice WBH! But total investment performance is outstanding, not only to practice and spread of the value investment idea of influence is very big, also benefit a lot of people and family!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
回复@慢亦快哈[心][鲜花][作揖]@慢亦快哈感悟但总智慧，与伟大企业共成长，与伟大祖国共繁荣! 感谢但总无私分享![作揖][作揖][作揖][鲜花][鲜花][鲜花]
[Reply @ also slow fast ha [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ slow is fast, feeling but all wisdom, and the great enterprise, growing together with the great motherland, a total of prosperity! Thank you but always selfless share! [bowing] [bowing] [bowing] [flowers] [flowers] [flowers]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@蔡建清的投资日志：“未知的未来”可能结出财富的硕果，但却非投资者所能预见，更非靠交易所能把握，而是伟大企业和优秀团队在一次次创新和困境突破中所创造的，给予极具远见和耐心的投资者应有的报酬——伟大企业创造“未知的未来常常会给人以不断的惊喜！这个分析理念我第一次看到，感谢无私分享
[@ Cai Jianqing investment journal the future of the unknown may bear the fruits of wealth, but it is not what investors can see, more than by exchange can hold, but a great company and good team created in the innovation and breakthrough difficulties again and again, giving great foresight and patient investors just reward - great enterprises to create the unknown future will often give a person with constantly surprise! The analysis of the concept for the first time I see, thanks to the selfless sharing]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
谢谢[作揖]@Rc：认真拜读但斌先生的《时间的玫瑰》，基本上是逐字逐句，能够把巴菲特先生的＂价值投资＂阐述的如此清楚，又能结合国情有效践行的，但斌先生怕是中国第一人。但更能高贵的是但斌先生践行的是一种信念，思想的精髓。祝贺但总：时间给了你玫瑰🌹。@但斌
[Thank you [bowing] @ Rc carefully read but Mr Lins time of rose, is basically word for word, to be able to Mr Buffetts value investing is so clear, and combined with the effective practice of the state of the union, but Mr Bin even Chinas first man. But is more noble but Mr Lin practice is a kind of belief, the essence of thought. 祝贺但总：时间给了你玫瑰🌹。 @ but bin]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

知乎：
#知乎小事# 我们这一代👉tRQNOqb
[#知乎小事# 我们这一代👉tRQNOqb ]

发现更大的世界

小野妹子学吐槽：
在山滴那边海滴那边有一群小temi,它们活泼又美腻，它们可爱又聪明……哈哈哈，竟然忍不住唱了出来！可爱的家用智能机器人temi给大家发福利啦，猛戳下方链接，免费领养小助手回家哦！
[There sea drops in the mountain there is a group of temi, they lively and beautiful, they are cute and smart... Ha, ha, ha, it cant help but sing out! Lovely household intelligent robot temi send everyone benefits, stab the links below, free to adopt little helper home!]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

ZAKER：
【寒门博士之死追踪：校方停止其博导研究生招生资格】西安交大：女导师周筠确实存在让学生打扫卫生、陪同购物、洗车等行为，校方已对其严肃批评，停止其研究生招生资格。 tRQNsTf
[[rose from the death of Dr Track school officials to stop the qualification of graduate admissions tutors 】 the xi an jiaotong university female teacher Zhou Jun exists lets the student behavior such as cleaning, accompanied shopping, washing the car, the school has the serious criticism, stop the qualification of graduate admissions. tRQNsTf]

传递价值资讯：myzaker

新浪汽车：
#出行生活#【女子大闹机场拒绝安检辱骂民警：你们这些下三滥我以后不回中国了[拜拜]】近日，首都机场，一女子双手护在身前拒绝安检，称“不喜欢别人摸我！”并辱骂民警和安检人员，称“这是言论自由，我在国外都这样，我以后不回中国了！”对此，你想说______？ tRQCoE
[# # travel life 【 the woman make the airport security check Under the abusive policeman you these three I dont back to China after the [bynum]] recently, the Beijing capital airport, a woman hands refuse to security guard in front, say dont like others to touch me! And abused police and security personnel, said this is freedom of speech, I in a foreign country for no reason, I dont go back to China after! To this, you want to say...? tRQCoE]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

顶尖设计：
茶包上的艺术 by RubySilvious
[By RubySilvious tea bags on the art]

职业搬砖，业余设计。

冷笑话精选：
懂了么@我和贱人的狗血经历一定要记得@女太监-炼舍利好想告诉某人，你们真的是朋友@宅男宅女集中营有时候，仪式感真的很重要。
[Understand yao @ my blood and bitch dog experience must remember @ the female eunuch - who really want to tell someone, you are really friend @ otaku dont go out for a long time sometimes women concentration camps, ceremony feeling is really very important.]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

南方都市报：
【层高楼竟然没电梯？D魔幻重庆告诉你这栋楼的正确打开方式[doge]】重庆渝中区，居民楼白象居有层高，恐怖的是竟然没有电梯！但是这里毕竟是魔幻D城市重庆：原来从居民楼三个不同的楼层出去，竟能直接通向不同的街道！梨视频tRHEVm
[【 storeys didnt elevator? D magic tell you open the right way to the building of chongqing [doge]], yuzhong district, chongqing, residential building white elephants have the height, in terror is unexpectedly has no elevator! But, after all, here is the magic D city of chongqing originally from three residential buildings in different floors to go out, can directly lead to different street! Pear video tRHEVm]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

金山夜话博主：
#YY直播# 围观【两性情感-金山的直播】，和我一起搞事情，就等你啦，上YY 陪你一起么么哒！ tRQNKKHq @YY直播
[# # YY live watching live 】【 sexual feelings - jinshan, and I did things together, will be waiting for you, with you on YY yao yao da! TRQNKKHq @ YY live]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

汽车之家：
#晚安家人#自吸，增压，电动，你最爱哪一个？
[# # good night family imbibition, pressurization, electric, which one you like best? ]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小野妹子学吐槽：
也是一种传承@夏目家的小诗哥剔牙的心情变得复杂@关爱智障儿童成长惊不惊喜@休闲璐哈哈哈？？？？@尸姐笑崩了@然后下面就没了哈哈哈
[Summer is also a kind of inheritance @ orders, the mood of the poem of the house of brother teeth is complicated @ care for mentally retarded children growth surprised not surprise @ leisure latter ha ha ha?????? @ resin under the elder sister smile collapsed @ then is gone Ha, ha, ha]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

冷笑话精选：
要是别人影响我情绪，我就想骂他[摊手]
[If people affect my mood, I just want to scold him [stand hand]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

优酷：
#优酷最强大脑#全网首播来个长片段！本期节目 @刘国梁竟然输给了@潘粤明哥哥你挺厉害啊！睡了吗？在拍戏吗？快看你的节目更新啦！#优酷最强大脑#
tRQNGpp
[# # youku strongest brain cut area for a long term! This program @ liu guoliang unexpectedly lost to @ the purpose Brother you pretty good! Sleep now? In the act? Look at your program updates! # # youku strongest brain < br > tRQNGpp]

优酷：
#超级剧集寻秦记#之【寻秦小贴士】大家在看剧的时候，是不是也好奇和氏璧跟卞和的背景？今天起，优酷君会不定期为大家介绍剧中涉及到的特别事物跟词汇，今天就先来介绍和氏璧与卞和[笑而不语]
[# super series trace the qin ji # to find qin tip everyone in the theater, also curious choi, and with bian and background? Today, youku will from time to time you of something special to introduce the drama involved with vocabulary, choi, today introduced first, and with bian and [smiling without a word]]

猫扑：
给猫喂药的正确方法，感觉猫都还没反应过来就已经吞下去了，这手速是练习了多久啊[笑cry]【Ins ID：mo_harutan】tRQoDlbv（via@秋田六千）
[To feed the cat medicine, the correct way to feel the cat havent react already had swallowed, this hand speed is to practice how long ah [laugh cry] [Ins ID mo_harutan] tRQoDlbv (six thousand) via @ akita]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

南方都市报：
【今天，这个秒视频刷屏！姑娘奋力一扑救下电梯上男童[心]】昨天在宁波轨道交通号线樱花公园站，一男童踉踉跄跄逆行跨上了自动扶梯。紧急时刻，一地铁工作人员从米开外的客服中心冲出来，虽然摔倒，但她快速爬起，忍痛伸出双臂奋力扑去，将男童揽入怀中，化解了险情。央视tRQCqilE
[Today, the second video refresh! Girl struggled to a robot Save the elevator on the boys [heart]] in ningbo rail transit line no. Cherry blossom park yesterday, a boy stumbled back up the escalator. Emergency, a subway staff from customer service center in metres away, though fell down, but she quickly climbed up, bite the bullet stretched out his arms to rush toward to, will the boy in her arms, defuse the danger. CCTV tRQCqilE]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

新浪汽车：
#老司机课堂# 只有我一个人心疼这辆小摩吗……[doge][doge][doge] tRQCMdQ
[Old driver class # # I was the only one love that little mo... [doge] [doge] [doge] tRQCMdQ]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【印无人驾驶突突车高速路横冲直撞引人担忧】近日，印度一辆无人驾驶的“突突车”在高速公路上超速行驶并发生车祸的视频在网上热传。突突车类似升级版的三轮车，看其模样就是摩托车后面加个敞篷包厢，网友们啼笑皆非的同时也不免担忧起交通安全问题↓↓tRQNMGKa
[【 seal chug unmanned vehicle highway rampaging worries 】 recently, India a driverless chug car speeding on the highway and the video of traffic accident heat transfer on the Internet. Chug car similar to the upgrade of the tricycle, see its shape is behind a motorcycle and a pickup box, the net friends to look at the same time, cant worry about the traffic safety problem left left tRQNMGKa]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

优酷：
#看歌手来优酷#我是歌手第二期正片来啦~@张韶涵《阿刁》十分惊艳，@李圣杰SamLee 《痴心绝对》也唱哭了一批后，@汪峰刮胡子跳起了《普通disco》，踢馆歌手@苏诗丁-Juno 演绎王菲经典，结石姐再次蝉联第一，@ Tien张天 @歌手李晓东他们的表演你最喜欢哪一个？tRQNEYC
[# see singer to youku # Im a singer The second phase of the feature to ~ @ Angela very jing is colourful, diao, @ Sam lee Dr SamLee the infatuation definitely also sing to cry after a batch of @ Mr Wang Shave jumped up the ordinary disco, play hall singer @ Su Shiding - Juno faye wong classic interpretation, stone elder sister again topped first, zhang day @ @ Tien singer blue water Their performances which one do you like best? tRQNEYC]