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萌萌的天999：
情不知所起，一往而深，念不知所由，覆水难收……
[I dont know what, one to and deep, read by, what is done cannot be undone... ]

so dont let me down!

Daghe：
发射电波
[Launch waves]

头像是被姥姥抱着

北美吐槽君：
“未婚夫嫌我吃粤菜太虚荣，转身劈腿矮丑追星女”
[Fiance suspicion I eat cantonese cuisine is vain, turned and cheating on short ugly female make track for a star]

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medsforu：
都會有的，都會好的。
[Will some, will be all right. ]

浪漫機器

人民网：
【汉语之美！个极富韵味的古语词汇】栖迟，表漂泊失意；飙尘，喻行止无常；淡沲，形容风光明净…虽没有白话文般通俗易懂，读来却自有一种古朴的美感。个极富韵味的古语词汇↓↓ 转发收藏！
[【 Chinese beauty! Extremely rich flavor of the old saying word] habitat late, table drifted down; Up dust, yu amiable form uncertainty; Weak stoke, describe scenery bright and clean... Isnt the vernacular as easy to understand, but to read their own aesthetic feeling a kind of of primitive simplicity. An extremely rich flavor of the old saying words left left forward collection! ]

报道全球传播中国

寻觅天青：
深夜食堂 #放肆一下#tRQNkVJv（下载App->tRQZfuu）
[Dining room in the middle of the night # # presuming the tRQNkVJv (download App - > tRQZfuu)]

我就是我，无可替代！

知名主播李春姬：
不要劝别人快睡
管好你自己
[Dont persuade others fast sleep manage yourself]

一个当地有名的泼皮破落户儿

Daghe：
时尚我先行
[My first fashion]

头像是被姥姥抱着

桑格格桑格格：
今天失眠很奇怪，不是因为喝茶也不是喝咖啡的，而是因为白天自夸了一次。恶心到现在。
[Insomnia is very strange, today not because of tea not coffee, but because of who I am boast a time during the day. Sick today. ]

她很严肃。

哲言心语：
易怒的人都很敏感，敏感的人都很好强，好强的人都很固执，固执的人都很单纯，单纯的人都很天真，天真的人都缺心眼，这才是真相。
[Irritable people are very sensitive, sensitive person is very strong, competitive people are very stubborn, stubborn man is very simple, simple is very naive, naive simpleton, this is the truth. ]

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我是马男Bojack：
接下来的三天内
你失去的
都会回到你身边的
[The next three days you lose will come back to you]

我叫波杰克，我在努力做好……广告合作QQ联系：

阿沁嫂-：
我以为就这俩母女
靠近一看…
呆萌在旁边？？哈哈哈哈哈哈太黑了
[I thought that both mother and daughter to have a look at... lovely beside?? Ha ha ha ha ha ha is too dark]

头像即本人

正能量录：
一个人的自愈的能力越强，才越有可能接近幸福。做一个寡言，却心有一片海的人，不伤人害己，于淡泊中，平和自在。
[A persons self-healing ability stronger, the more likely it is close to happiness. Do a few words, but the heart there is a sea of people, not hurt himself and in indifferent, peace at home. ]

每天正能量！商务合作请加qq：

看评论也是醉了：
多久没见到你想见的人了？每一张图都是故事。[抱抱]#情感#
[How long havent seen the man you want to see? Each picture is story. [hug] # # emotion]

合作QQ

鲮鲤少女：
“
你一定很孤单吧这个时候默默刷着微博然后你看到了我
路过的陌生人愿你新的一年得偿所愿旧时失去的那些会在新的一年以另一种形式回到你身边愿生活中的细枝末节会使你常常微笑愿你平安喜乐爱的人回手就能触摸到[心]

[ you must be very lonely, this time silently to brush the weibo and then you saw me passing stranger may your New Year old lost those who got her wish will be in the New Year with another form back to you the details in life can make you smile often and you peace joy love up your hand can touch [heart] ]

吃够了太重感情的苦只想做个洒脱人

老铁来扎心啊：
一辈子不长不短，
要做自己喜欢的事，
不要再对谁满怀期待，
爱情算个屁，发财最要紧。
[A lifetime is not long not short, to do the thing that oneself like, dont again to who anticipation, love is a fart, the most important. ]

扎心吗？扎心就对了。和我一起怼这操蛋的生活吧~

新浪财经：
【万豪酒店被约谈之后官网竟把中国台湾城市划入日本】道歉、关网站、解约外包公司、解雇员工等一系列“整改”后，万豪能否平息众怒还尚待观察。然而，有网友发现，在万豪英文版网站页面输入“台”字，下拉菜单中出现中国台湾的“台中市”、“台南市”和“台东（县）”，竟然都被标明所属于日本。
[After the marriott hotel was questioning Website Japan was to divide into Chinese Taiwan city 】 an apology, off site, termination of outsourcing company, after a series of improvement and lay off workers, marriott can quell the anger also remains to be seen. However, some netizens found in marriott English web page to input word Taiwan, the drop-down menu in China Taiwan taichung city, tainan city and taitung (county), should belong to Japan by mark. ]

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猫小北的厕所读物：
这，感觉逻辑没问题，但又感觉哪里出了什么问题。[摊手]#搞笑#
[The sensation, logic, no problem, but feel what whats the problem. [stand hand] # # funny]

每天分享最搞笑的内容

世界最搞排行榜：
可以说很扎心了[笑cry] #搞笑#
[Can say very heart [laugh cry] # # funny]

每日分享热门内容，让您开心一笑！

北美热门折扣汇：
#好莱坞星星百态# 巨石強森分享自己的超励志人生故事，假如你的梦想破灭了，不要绝望，换个梦想吧！ tRQaRgYf
[The whole messy # # Hollywood stars rock Johnson share their inspirational story, if your dreams are, dont despair, lets change the dream! tRQaRgYf]

黑猫白袜子：
#深夜聊猫# 其实严格说起来卡夫卡现在不算粘人了，毕竟也是一只五岁多的中年男猫了。抱在怀里时候虽然不会挣扎但是也不会很乐意，一撒手就要跑走，也已经很久很久没踩奶了，大概在它心中自己已经是个大猫了吧，虽然我还是会摸着它的头喊他做崽。
但最放心不下的还是这头猫，筋肉系，强壮，肥胖，但是又
[# # the night talking cat but strictly speaking kafka not clingy now, after all, is a more than five years old of middle-aged male cat. In her arms when wont struggle but it wont be happy, one is about to run away, also has been a long time didnt step on the milk, probably in its heart is a big cat yourself, although I will still touch its head to shout him to do. but the mind at rest or the head of the cat, brawn, strong, obesity, but again]

一个曾经抄袭者炫猫狂魔纯情向的触手爱好者

黄健翔：
tRQNsttA
[tRQNsttA]

无良媒以接欢兮，托微博而通辞——我就是黄老邪

上海滩纸醉金迷：
我已经麻木了，我真的有发言权，这几年我收到没有十万也有五万私信。我帮你们说，真的男人不管有多烂，多抠，多矮（还听过米的，给姑娘爱的死去活来），人品多差，只要家里有几个逼公司逼资产，然后也不一定给你用什么钱的，具体负债多少也说不清楚的，就有女人爱的他们死去活来的……一副一定要要等
[I have already numb, I really have a say, over the years I have received no thousand and fifty thousand direct messages. Said I help you, really a man no matter how bad, how to dig, much shorter (also heard m, for girl love madly), how bad character, as long as there is a few home forced the company assets, and doesnt give you what kind of money, what specific liabilities also said not clearly, there is a woman of love they die... A must have to wait]

小朋友少看我微博，会炸裂

爱调色的Miko酱：
想和爱的人去LA看椰树
[Want to go to LA to see coconut trees and love people]

原ID调色课堂现已更名啦~更多调色教程欢迎关（tiao）注（xi）我~

追美剧学英文：
当你有了女朋友之后，你睡觉是这样的简直了。。。[拜拜]tRVjlmly
[When you have a girlfriend, so can you went to bed... [bynum] tRVjlmly]

爱美剧、爱电影、学英语 QQ

日本综艺节目秀：
一只被玩坏的变色龙，变色龙：别闹，老子都成彩虹了！[笑cry]#搞笑视频# #搞笑# tRQNFouE
[A chameleon is playing bad, chameleon stop it, Lao tze all into a rainbow! [laughing cry] # funny funny video # # # tRQNFouE]

小梅花情怀：
薛之谦的这段rap太魔性了！至少让你笑二十遍~

#小梅花情怀# tRQNFEn
[Memory of this period of rap too ones! Let you laugh at least twenty times ~ # small plum flower feelings # tRQNFEn]

⑉♡请关注#小梅花情怀#、谢谢……

牛百川69：
低迷的我出现了大问题
[Depressed me big problems]

我还是那个无能不努力没有天赋的死肥宅

写给前任的999封情书：
多希望有一天
我们可以变回陌生
我和你再重新认识一下
你看我怎么玩死你
[Wish one day we can change back to the strange I meet again with you what do you think I how to play dead you]

你不是公主你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ

搞笑图片会：
炸之前女朋友说这虾我们一人一半 #搞笑#
[Before the girl friend said that the shrimp we one person half # # funny]

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笑点菌：
当摄像头对准你时，观众也能变影帝，哥们你以前练过吗[笑cry]

#无力吐槽# #新年新套路##微博搞笑排行榜# tRQNDoZ
[When the camera at you, the audience can also become best actor, the elder brothers you practiced before [laugh cry] # unable to ridicule new routines # # # # New Year weibo funny # tRQNDoZ charts]

微博每天分享搞笑幽默（内容来源网络，侵权私信删）

全都是搞笑：
复旦女教授：怎样才能找到知己好友？说的有点道理啊，这值得思考！[并不简单]

#谜之微笑# #微博搞笑排行榜# tRQNXPW
[Fudan female professor how to find a best friend? Say some truth, it is worth thinking! [] are not simple # # # them smile weibo funny # tRQNXPW charts]