微博搞笑排行榜：
你以为自己第一眼就看到了，其实你第二眼才看到[笑cry]
[Do you think you saw at the first glance, in fact you two eyes to see [laugh cry]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
娱乐界的那些事：薛之谦，阳光下像个小孩，风雨中像个强人。希望你永远都生活在阳光下[耶][耶]
[Memory, the sun like a child, the wind and rain like a strongman. I hope you will always live in the sun [and] [and]]
我是娱乐控！
瞬间就笑岔气了：刚刚买的哈士奇，大家帮忙看下纯不纯。[二哈]tRXCfUQ
[Just to buy the huskies, help everybody see pure not pure. [two ha] tRXCfUQ]
各种幽默搞笑内容，不定期更新，喜欢请关注。
一禅小和尚：“我这辈子最成功的生意，就是倾我所有，换你嫣然一笑。”
[In my life the most successful business, is my all, change you a captivating smile. ]
微~信~号“yichan”或者“一禅小和尚”~
思想聚焦：嫁没嫁给爱情，自己知道。
[Marry didnt marry to love, you know. ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
傅园慧o_O：第一天训练身负重伤[耶][doge]
别问怎么了🙃
仰泳到边计算失误撞墙了🙃
[第一天训练身负重伤[耶][doge]
别问怎么了🙃
仰泳到边计算失误撞墙了🙃 ]
爱猫咪爱狗狗；看见圆球体萌仔欲罢不能；以食为天；一只混天蝎座血统的摩羯座。一直认为自己是个安静的美男子。
回忆专用小马甲：宝宝和它们最心爱的玩具，紧紧抱住。别的玩具再漂亮，未及你矜贵[心]
[The baby and their favorite toys, hug. Other toys again beautiful, not your pity expensive [heart]]
《愿无岁月可回头》
英国那些事儿：该遇见的人，迟早会遇见...国外网友分享的个神奇小故事，仿佛冥冥中一切自有天意....
[The met, will meet sooner or later... Foreign friends to share a magical story, as if, then, everything has its own fate... ]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.
我的朋友是个呆B：跟男主人一起捣乱，影响女主人锻炼身体的柴柴。这就是压垮主人的最后一颗狗头了[doge] tRXCZHi
[Trouble with male host, affect the hostess exercise wood wood. This is the last overwhelm host a dog the doge tRXCZHi]
没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的
我的阿油：最适合情侣拍照的教程，简直不要太甜！[心]
[Is most suited to couples take pictures of the tutorial, simply not too sweet! [heart]]
广告合作（微信）： 淘宝：阿油的店
韩东君ElvisHan：虽然万福利晚了些，不过还是要露点什么给你们的😎
[虽然万福利晚了些，不过还是要露点什么给你们的😎 ]
话剧《山楂树之恋》饰 老三 《无心法师》饰 无心《大好时光》饰 罗一洋 仙五改编《云之凡》饰 云凡 邮箱 @qq 电话 赵萌 --
当时我就震惊了：工作前 vs 工作后[泪]
[Job before vs after the [] of tears]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
Dipsy迪西：Viktor & Rolf Bridal Spring ｜VR家嫁衣大概是婚纱周里最特别最时髦的一家，超大蝴蝶结不对称切割纱和连身裤装等等都是双人组设计师爱用的元素～帅气的华丽的都能在里边找到[酷]
[Viktor & Rolf Bridal Spring | VR home products is probably the most fashionable dress weeks the most special one, big bowknot asymmetric cut yarn and even the body pants, and so on are duo designers use elements of the ~ love handsome gorgeous can be found inside [cool]]
一个重庆人，男的~▊公众微信realDipsy ▊工作请联系：dipsy@doperinc
生活小智慧：【锻炼丨外国排名第一有氧燃脂操】整套动作难度不大，分钟的练习，就能消耗大卡！！ tRcuudqW
[【 foreign top aerobic exercise 丨 fat fuck 】 difficulty of movement, of a complete set of minutes of exercise, can burn calories!!!!! tRcuudqW]
发现，创意，让生活变得多姿多彩起来！| 合作QQ：
这里是美国：这才是撩妹的正确打开方式！套路太深了~[笑cry]tRfVTEq
[This is the liao sister open the right way! Routine is too deep ~ [laugh cry] tRfVTEq]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu
一夫食堂：吃饭。
[To eat. ]
谢绝任何有偿无偿商业广告合作，我只为自己代言。玫瑰店：yifurose.taobao
全球健身中心：健身饮食推荐！种减脂晚餐任你选，一周不重样！[馋嘴]
[Fitness diet recommended! Kind of fat reducing your choice of dinner, do not weigh appearance a week! [available]]
最大最全的健身微博，来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程，加上专业的教练指导，总有一款适合你！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
人民网：【集体跳绳哪家强？还得看消防！】没见过消防员跳绳，别说你会跳。来看@金山消防 集体跳绳，兵哥哥们简直停不下来！分钟首尾相接不失误，考验的是团队合作，就像火场救援，一个环节都不能纰漏，一个战士都不能掉队！tRXoZUR 大致数了下，分钟也就跳了下~[二哈] @中国消防
[【 which strong collective jumping rope? Still have to see the fire!] Havent seen firefighters jump rope, dont say you will jump. Run @ jinshan fire collective rope skipping, army brothers cant stop! Minutes head-tail dont mistake, test is team work, like fire rescue, a link can, a soldier cant be left behind! TRXoZUR roughly counted the minutes also jumped down ~ ha] [two @ fire in China]
报道全球 传播中国
伊能靜：昨晚发了视频，后来删除了。但是今天好多妈妈来私信问米粒有没有去医院，有没有脑震荡，米粒妈觉得还是应该回覆爱米粒的妳们。
谢谢你们慈悲的同理心，米粒妈会认真的吸收大家的建议与分享，也谢谢妳们分享自己与宝宝的惊险经验给我，婴儿没有危险意识，连动物界的狮子妈妈都会盯小宝宝紧紧的，更何况
[Last night made a video, then deleted. But today a lot of mother to direct messages ask grain to have to go to the hospital, had a concussion, rice mother feel or should reply you love rice. < br > < br > thank you for your compassion and empathy, rice mom will seriously absorb all Suggestions and share, and thank you share their experience with the babys thrilling to me, the baby has no sense of danger, even animal lion mother will be looking at a baby tightly, let alone]
用最安静的力量，穿过人世。以音乐以歌以文字，疗愈生命。（工作訊息-- 于先生）
骑着Vespa的Miller：无论何时，请不要忘了属于自己的那份骄傲。回头看看当年的自己，发现，嗯，我还在。
[No matter when, please dont forget to belong to his share of the proud. Look back in those days, his discovery, well, I was still in. ]
演员：米勒。 工作请联系邮箱：Miller@yeah.net
司马老贼丶：希望夏季赛还能在这争夺决赛门票 到那时我们会做的更好。
[We look forward to in the summer season for the tickets by then we will do better. ]
编凑士：学了三年动画的同学做出来的蜘蛛侠，你们感受一下[二哈]tRXCPyR
[Learning animation for three years of classmate make spider-man, you feel the two ha tRXCPyR]
微博知名网友
张皓宸：#闪亮的爸爸张皓宸# 不知不觉就最后一期了，还好我们都在成长，未来长路漫漫，愿你能遇见懂你的人[心]。@深圳卫视闪亮的爸爸 tRXCojLb
[# # shiny dad Zhang Haochen unconsciously final issue, well we are all in the growth, long long way to go in the future, may you can meet a understand you of person [heart]. @ shenzhen satellite TV shiny tRXCojLb dad]
真羡慕你这么年轻就认识我了~工作联系：orsonbest@ 一言。跟你们唠嗑的微信：zhanghaochen
WE_微笑：TeamWE.继续加油吧^ ^
[TeamWE. Continue refueling! ^ ^]
商务合作请联系QQ邮箱：BD@niupu
人民日报：【只提神不染色！世界首款无色咖啡问世[哆啦A梦吃惊]】喜欢喝咖啡又怕牙齿黄？最近斯洛伐克一对兄弟研制出世界首款透明咖啡“CLR CFF”，即“clear coffee”(净咖啡)的意思。原料是阿拉比卡咖啡豆和纯水，不添加防腐剂等。目前只在斯洛伐克和英国有售，毫升装卖.英镑（约合.元）。@新华国际
[【 only refreshing not dyed! The worlds first appeared colorless coffee [doraemon surprised]] like coffee again afraid teeth yellow? Slovakia recently a pair of brothers developed the worlds first transparent coffee CLR CFF, namely the clear coffee net (coffee). Raw material is arabica coffee beans and pure water, no added preservatives, etc. Currently only available in Slovakia and British, - sell. Pounds (about. Yuan). @ xinhua international]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
老铁来扎心啊：目前状态：我在浪费时间，我在挥霍时光，我在模糊现在，我在恐惧未来。
[Current status I am wasting my time, I was spending time, I in fuzzy now, I am in fear of the future. ]
扎心吗？扎心就对了。和我一起怼这操蛋的生活吧~
环球时报：斯诺克世锦赛，目前世界排名第五的肖恩墨菲面对“火箭”奥沙利文做出的防守，打出神奇一杆。简直是个不可思议的角度，看得现场观众和解说各种惊叹。tRXCBH @英国报姐
[The snooker world championship, is currently the worlds fifth-biggest shaun murphy face rocket to his defense, hit a magic rod. Its a magical perspective, to see a live audience and all kinds of amazing. TRXCBH @ the elder sister]
报道多元世界 解读复杂中国
新浪体育：#北京确认马布里离队# 年冠，这个男人曾被叫做北京的城市英雄，那个时候BTV体育为马布里制作了一首名为《Hero》的MV，让我们再来回顾一下，马布里在北京队的那些辉煌时刻。 tRXNALxT .
[Marbury leave # # Beijing in champions league, the man used to be known as the Beijing city Hero, at that time whether sports for marbury produced a song called Hero MV, lets review, marbury those moments in the locker room. TRXNALxT.]
小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯，趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina
天天美食推荐：应季水果时间表，吃货必须马~[爱你]
[Seasonal fruit schedule, version must be horse ~ love you []]
新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法，尝尽世界美味，感受舌尖上的中国！加关注吧！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
我跟熊孩子的日常：爸爸要出门，宝宝追在后面喊“爸比再见！爸比我爱你！”足足喊了近三分钟，根本停不下来，爸爸也有爱地回应：“乖啦，快回去照顾妈妈” [心]出不了门的节奏啊！[心]#熊孩子的日常# tRXKIhaz
[Dad wanted to go out, baby chasing behind shout daddy goodbye! Daddy I love you! For nearly three minutes shout, dont stop, father also love to respond good, quickly go back to take care of mother [heart] not the rhythm of the door! [heart] # daily # tRXKIhaz bear children]
谁家没个熊孩子，一起和熊孩子共同成长！欢迎私信我爆出熊孩子各种趣事！微信交流：baby-xiaodi
全球奇异事件：史上最尴尬的表白，大哥请告诉我你的工作是什么，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈看一次笑一次！[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry] tRXNLzI .
[Historys most embarrassing confession, eldest brother, please tell me whats your job, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the smile once again! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] [laugh cry] tRXNLzI.]
发现世界新奇趣事儿~(o゜ω゜o)合作QQ
韩国me2day：【日刊体育】[杨贤硕SNS祝贺WINNER] 下午,杨贤硕在自己的SNS发布图片祝贺WINNER在<音乐中心>获得位,并打上了月第周时分获得的第个位 Fatenumber的TAG.
[[nikkan sports] [yanghyunsuk SNS congratulations WINNER] afternoon, yanghyunsuk in SNS publish pictures of congratulations WINNER in < > music center, and the first week of the month on time for the first bits of Fatenumber TAG.]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
看书有道：摄影师Akiko DuPont拍摄到自己岁的爷爷和家里老猫相处的日常，猫咪和老爷爷在一起同吃同住同睡，日子过得悠长，而且温馨。[心]
[Photographer Akiko DuPont to his grandfather and old cat get along with everyday in the home, the cat and the old man slept together with eat to live, have a long day, and sweet. [heart]]
陪你把生活过成诗。|| 合作请到公众号iikanshu回复「合作」了解详情。
BearGrylls：if you feel like giving up ，look back on how far you have come.
如果你想放弃，回头看看你已经走了多远。
[If you feel like giving up, look back on how far you have last come. < br > if you want to give up, look at how far youve come. ]
中国粉丝们，你们好！我是Bear Grylls。合作洽谈请私信。
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